Another day, another example of fawkery in Flawda…
Florida Man Arrested After Breaking Into A Home To Self-Pleasure
Sheriff deputies say a burglary suspect admitted to having a really good time while in a couple’s home.
Authorities arrested Jason Vickery, 23, on burglary and larceny charges. Deputies say he broke into a home on Atlantic View in St. Augustine.
Vickery told police he got into the home through an unlocked door. He told investigators he went upstairs to sexually please himself in the bathroom when he found a remote control helicopter. Vickery said he found some batteries and started playing with the helicopter. He also ate a salad that he brought with him, according to detectives.
Vickery told deputies he then went back to the bathroom to please himself when he heard voices outside. He ran outside where a deputy, with his gun drawn, was waiting for him.
Police confiscated a bag full of marijuana, other drug paraphernalia, a wig, a towel and a pouch of chewing tobacco
Who the hell brings a salad to a robbery?!?! SMH
Image via St. John’s County Sheriff’s Office