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The Vagina Monologues—Britney: La-Dee-Da driving pantyless and slighty intoxicated in the midnight hour is quite refreshing. Oops, what was that? How do you pump gas again? Let me get out the car and have a ganders..

Britney: Oops I did it again (you knew that was coming, lol)! Gosh darn it, these flimsy little dresses. I’m glad they were able to fit me in for a brazilian even after recently giving birth…
Pics spotted @ fadedyouth

Britney previously getting out of the car sans skivvies with raunch-extraordinaire Paris Hilton. Click here for full view. I think I just lost my breakfast, YUCK!!!Britney Spears is definitely the victor over Rihanna in the race for the grossest crotch-shots!