Akon: “I Don’t Know How Old I Am”

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Akon just can’t get right.  He’s acting like we’re slaves, not knowing how old he is and stuff:

R&B star AKON has no idea how old he is.  His birth certificate suggests he was born in April, 1977, which makes him 31 – but he refuses to believe he’s that old; in 2006, he told one interviewer he was 25.

And the Smack That hitmaker tells the Associated Press he has no interest in checking his age: “All it’s going to do is depress me. I don’t want to know I’m getting older. Then I’ll start to think about getting check-ups and insurance. I don’t want that.”  The Senegalese star adds, “In Africa… age is not important. They don’t care.  “I feel like I’m 21 right now, and I’ll be 21 for the next 10 years.”

Akon, you’re stupid.  Men are like a fine cognac, they get better with age.  Stop running around hiding from your age like some kinda 29 year old woman who’s turning 30 in a week.  Get yourself together…and get some f*cking insurance while you’re at it.  “Ignant” self.

Get at some more pics of Akon below.  He’s gotta be 30 something to even think he’s getting old.

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via WENN Newsdesk

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