Akon: “I Don’t Know How Old I Am”

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News

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Akon just can’t get right.  He’s acting like we’re slaves, not knowing how old he is and stuff:

R&B star AKON has no idea how old he is.  His birth certificate suggests he was born in April, 1977, which makes him 31 – but he refuses to believe he’s that old; in 2006, he told one interviewer he was 25.

And the Smack That hitmaker tells the Associated Press he has no interest in checking his age: “All it’s going to do is depress me. I don’t want to know I’m getting older. Then I’ll start to think about getting check-ups and insurance. I don’t want that.”  The Senegalese star adds, “In Africa… age is not important. They don’t care.  “I feel like I’m 21 right now, and I’ll be 21 for the next 10 years.”

Akon, you’re stupid.  Men are like a fine cognac, they get better with age.  Stop running around hiding from your age like some kinda 29 year old woman who’s turning 30 in a week.  Get yourself together…and get some f*cking insurance while you’re at it.  “Ignant” self.

Get at some more pics of Akon below.  He’s gotta be 30 something to even think he’s getting old.

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via WENN Newsdesk

Comments

  • iluvprada

    GOLD!

  • nikkib

    what the hell is up with his scruffy knuckles, damn get him some lotion please.

  • Fresh Perspective

    Hey, not all 29 year old women are hiding from their age! Some welcome 30. Women can be like fine wine too. Grapes turning into a fabulous Chianti not raisins!

  • reese615

    @ Fresh Perspective

    Hey, not all 29 year old women are hiding from their age! Some welcome 30. Women can be like fine wine too. Grapes turning into a fabulous Chianti not raisins!
    _________________

    Perhaps, that’s true…but their eggs are most certainly like raisins, yes? LMAO

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    Hell, I’m guessing later 30’s. That skin looks kinda tough.

  • P

    dat nigga dark

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    And how the hell did he attend school and NEVER figure out how old he is? Wouldn’t the age of the other children tip him off? Did he even attend school?

    I’m confuzzled!

  • P

    nigga is extra dark

  • MissK

    i want for him to go sit down

  • Colonel Stink Meaner

    I really only deal with older ladies. More mature. Younger women tend to be about either “those games” or they are into the type of guy that will BEAT-DAT-AZZ(and not in the bedroom). That is especially true for Lower Alabama girls.

  • PhillyGrownWoman

    he’s like 35 with 4 wives.

  • PhillyGrownWoman

    im sorry, he probably still has 3 wives because this woman spoke out last year about him trying to make her #4 but she couldnt handle it because one of his other wives just gave birth (he has many sons)

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    That’s no surprise. My Ethiopian relatives can’t tell you how old they are either…half of them lied about their age to get here anyway.

  • Aunt Viv

    Akon looks like he’s in his 30s.
    He needs some cocoa butter in his life.

  • Soul Touch

    Actually, I know a few Africans who feel the same…some whose parents didn’t submit for the birth certificates until a later time and screwed up the dates/years (mainly due to error by the government).

    Shoot, I’m Jamaica…and one of my sister has two birth certificates with two different dates and years. lol

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