Random Ridiculousness: North Carolina Woman Poisons Entire Family Because They Refused To Share Cheese With Her

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That must have been some good azz cheese!

Woman Poisons Family After They Refuse To Share Cheese

Via HuffPo reports:

A North Carolina woman is charged with trying to poison five family members after one of them refused to share some cheese with her.

A statement from the Nash County Sheriff’s Office said 24-year-old Tiara Drake wanted some of a relative’s cheese on Friday, but the woman refused to share.

The sheriff’s office said Drake awakened before the rest of the family the next morning and used detergent, window cleaner and a household cleanser to poison the cheese. The rest of the family made breakfast with the cheese and began eating it before one of them determined it was tainted.

Drake is charged with five counts of attempted first-degree murder and jailed under $50,000 bond. She had a court appearance Monday but didn’t have an attorney at the hearing.

You are not supposed to wash your government cheese with Tide.

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