Official Grilling Season Bible: 10 Golden Cookout Rules

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3. Stay home if you know you’ll complain about everything.

“Food cold. Chicken dry. Beer warm. Ugh, it’s HOT. Who the DJ? He wack. These flies…UGH. No turkey burgers or wheat buns? Only regular sodas, no Diet? Yall only got catfish and whiting, no tilapia?!” Please just stay home.

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