Official Grilling Season Bible: 10 Golden Cookout Rules

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Entertainment, For Discussion, For Your Information

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5. Vegetarian or vegan? Stay home.

Vegetarians and vegans are cookout terrorists who will bring their own plants, leaves, tree bark and healthy eats to be grilled and get mad when they’re told “HELL no.” Ain’t nobody putting kale-stuffed tofu burgers on the grill, beloved.

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