Michael Vick’s Zany Answers and PETA’s Madcap Questions

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Hi Hater, News, Random Ridiculousness

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According to Livesteez, PETA just released the ” Empathy” test they gave our boy, Michael Vick:

As previously reported by Livesteez, an animal treatment watchdog group is demanding that imprisoned NFL star Michael Vick be checked to see if he is a psychopath before having any chance of returning to the NFL. Just released by PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) are the handwritten answers given by the jailed quarterback to a “Developing Empathy” test he took just after pleading guilty to dogfighting charges in 2007. According to TMZ.com, Vick scored a 73.5 out of 100 on the test, and gave some rather interesting answers to the questions designed to assess his remorse over financing a dogfighting ring. Among the test highlights: � Vick explains “The Golden Rule” as doing” on to others as u want them to do on to u …. (as long the feeling is mutual).” � “People who abuse animals dont [sic] have a heart and find it amusing to see animals suffer.” � “Chickens have an uncanny ability to think and are very agile. They are very athletic to me.” � “My aunt Tina own a Rotti name Tico. Once my aunt and her boyfriend Wayne was having an intense fight … [Tico] jump through a glass window & pinned my aunt boyfriend Wayne to the ground just growling … Now that’s loyalty.”

Well, a “C” is a passing grade. Besides, having to say chickens are intelligent should be enough empathy and humiliation to satisfy any tree-hugger, but, oh no, not PETA. SMH



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