When the Checks Stop Coming In

Posted on November 5th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Jesus Take The Wheel, News, When The Checks Stop Coming In

Posted by Bossip Staff

Gary Coleman

Ashy Larry Gary Coleman should be ashamed of himself. It’s one thing to be selling self-signed copies of Game Cube (not even Play Station) but does it make any sense whatsoever for that nicca’s hands to look like that? He can’t be serious. He really let someone take his picture knowing his hands looked like that. Poor thang.

Gary Coleman

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  • http://www.gravatar.com I wonder

    Damn I didnt know cocaine had a nu line of lotion out damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  • GiGi

    He looks like he don’t give a *uck.

  • UptownGirl

    There is no excuse for that. He could at least spit them hands down. :0

    Dead @ I Wonder ROTFLMAO

  • http://www.myspace.com/150821702 Bankable P

    I see he got a passport book laid off to the side. He might be trying to get up some funds to leave america. LOL!!

  • Bahama Mama

    Is that CHALK he’s signing the ish with?? cuz I mean DAMN!!!

  • MiSS. Am i HiGH aka PERSEPHANY

    ROTFLMFAO *DEATH*

  • http://www.gravatar.com I wonder

    @Bahama Mama

    LOL Damn I was thinkin the same thing.

  • Marquella

    It’s Leprosy!

    Or maybe he helped Michael Jackson’s body makeup!

  • MiSS. Am i HiGH aka PERSEPHANY

    YALL BETTER GET WITH IT! ITS THE NEW TREND! HOT OFF THE PRESS! “GREY PIGMENTATION” IS ALL THE NEW RAGE! ASK OMARION &&` USHER! F*CK YOU JERGENS! ROTFLMFAOO GREY SKIN IS IN!

  • Marquella

    he helped “apply”

  • http://www.gravatar.com I wonder

    Is he channeling his “inner” reptile….cuz alligators got better skin than that

  • Lawd Have Mercy

    Damn Shame..Rotflmaoo

  • thay

    lmao00000000000oooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    awww man!

  • Anonymous3

    I know he is not signing no dogone game cube with ashy arms (elbows included) and a sour expression….but wait…I would probably be mad too…..the checks stopped a long time ago….he needs to go find another gig like that check cashing joint….

  • txshawty

    No,no, no…I was thinkin maybe the man has eczema…but now that I take a double take of that picture..i think he may have x,y,AND zema….I KNOW somebody coulda hooked him up with some lotion…running round like an un-used coloring book…smh…

  • txshawty

    @ Anonymous 3…maybe THATs wassup cuz he was laughin hard than a mug on that Debt Commercial…yea that’s it…Gary done lost his ‘money-making, moisturizing’ mind. i’ll be praying…

  • The Original Ebony

    again, I must say it’s a damn shame,

    that we let our folks get to this point.

    Another icon left to embarrass our culture.

    Tell some of these trickin ass rappers/ white

    ho loving actors/producers to

    spend some money on television shows, scripts,

    or something. Invest in creating jobs, for the community (LHM).

  • The Original Ebony

    (LHM = Lawd have mercy)

  • txshawty

    I agree Ebony…

  • The Original Ebony

    For all of you who have find

    this type of ish to be funny,

    you have been bamboozled.

    Actors, entertainers, etc. are

    used to depict our community. This

    is how the rest of the world sees YOU!

    So if you’re getting disrespected on

    a daily, whether, it’s when you’re

    crossing a street corner, restaurant,

    what have you, this is why.

    You chose to join America on exploiting

    your own kind, and they are just paying

    you the same respect – (no respect)

    There’s nothing dumber than self destruction

    nothing.

  • NubianGoddez

    Damn the dollar store sell baby lotion for 99 cents. don’t tell me he can’t afford 99 cents for some baby lotion or a jar a vaseline. a dab and some water will work wonders on ash! take it back to the ole school Gary!!! I know you can afford 99 cents!!! SMH

  • Paulann

    That looks like more than “ash.” He’s dusty! You don’t know, maybe he’s manufacturing game cubes. That’s an honest day’s work.

  • Lili

    Game Cube, tho??

    With Gary Coleman’s signature?

    Does anyone REALLY want to pay money for that? For either of those things?

  • Lady K

    LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!!!

    Poor thang

  • Mo’Ree

    damn i’m fed ex’ing him some jergins now

  • nono

    y’all stop makin fun of him i read on some other board that its cause of his kidney disease

  • ShayShay

    He has kidney disease, but so does my uncle and he carries his jergens faithfully.

  • Bianca Vellaroz

    yall almost got me in trouble at work!

    tell me why i screamed like i was being killed!

    dem hands! oh lordddddd dem hands!

    buahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

    look like he took his hands and just ran them thru a pile of rocks…

  • follow the leader

    This is depressing. I mean most of us grew up with Gary. on tv that is. and I think its time for him to get out of Hollywood and do something else like… Get some lotion. and Oh yeah help the less fortunate. cause he was fortunate at one time.

  • http://www.myspace.com/understandingone UNDERSTANDING

    Damn Gary [understanding shakes head]. if my dude Dave Chappelle ever comes back that this is a classic skit in the making. Gary Coleman vs. Ashy Larry in “The World Series of Dice Pt. 2” lol. That’s beyond unacceptable 4 real.

  • Bronx Brawler

    He was getting dressed and grabbed the Johnson & Johnson Baby Powder instead of lotion lol. Maybe he thinks like most white ppl that they can’t get ashy. This is prime example of Karma…Dame Dash & 50 take heed.

  • Bronx Brawler

    Memo to white ppl use lotion. I’ve a white co-worker that never uses lotion on her ashy ass feet & luvs to take her shoes off at work.

  • John

    Little man could’nt get that bottle of Jergens lotion open!!

  • jessiejames

    his adoptive parents did evil to him and will pay for it. they live real nice and he is living like he never earned a cent in his life. they hid the money well. they are good i must say. They can sit there and lie but God saw and Jesus wept.

  • y

    this makes me so sad, he looks so old, sad, dirty, poor and ugly. agggh shame man, there should a fund for celebrities to retire on or something.

  • Kurt Eric Munroe

    The poor guy looks like a California seedless raisin

  • http://www.myspace.com/terrygreshammusic TG

    Someone must have caught him trying to cook the crack and he didn’t have time to clean up before the event… DAYUM!!

  • Melissa

    Kurt Eric Munroe

    The poor guy looks like a California seedless raisin

    ————————————————–

    **dead**

  • Tabitha

    ^^Lol @ 6 Figgas

    Anyway- WTF happened to all that “What chew talkin bout Willis” money????

    And don’t he look disgruntled? don’t he?

  • Mahogany

    I shook my head too hard @ the pic.

    :(

  • joe smith

    What kind of room is he in?

  • dontaskme4shyt

    ROFLMAO! That is just pitiful…

  • Ghost

    Can we please push for the rest of Different Strokes to come out on DVD so he can get a check from DVD sales or better yet get the show back into syndication.

  • wdstk

    He is extremely pissed!!

  • Pristine

    EVERYTIME I SEE THIS CAT, HE ASHY!!

    i know he broke but damn!! Jergens only cost $5 at CVS

  • La. Finest

    Damnnnnnn!!!! That’s a damn shame.

  • Lady K

    @ Bianca Vellaroz

    Now you almost got me in trouble here at work

    “look like he took his hands and just ran them thru a pile of rocks…”

    LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!!!

  • yep yep

    He is in the dungeon… he was trying to escape by digging with his hands… and then he decided to write an s.o.s letter!

  • missj

    he needs to slip and slide into a vat of grease.

    His hands look like the manager at Church’s chicken.

  • squomp

    GAWD yall some funny people!

    chalk… spit… mj’s body makeup… cocaine lotion.

    yall on point today…RMFAOFLOL!

  • Big Bazz

    not funny…

  • Trudie

    @ Ebony … Chronic dry skin is often a symptom of kidney disease, and it’s frequently made worse by dialysis. Why in the world would Gary Coleman’s ashy skin be an embarrassment to his fellow black people? You know what’s really disconcerting? Witnessing how cruel and petty we can be.

  • Descorpio

    R O T F L M A O!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean I’m crying here!

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    That’s when ashy must get downright uncomfortable.

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    “His hands look like the manager at Church’s chicken.”

    LMAO. You gotta flower that bird!

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    OMG…That’s NOT chalk!!! It’s A PERMANENT MARKER LMMFBAO!!!!

  • Dark Cable

    There has to be a valid excuse for his ashiness… maybe he just got finished putting up some drywall in his playhouse.

  • Dark Cable

    He needs the 2 for 1 special of Carmex and Jergans!

  • DANA

    LMAO @ DARK CABLE

  • TOOTH DOC

    What in the Hell is all that *ish in the background? WHY, WHY, WHY- Is he living like this!

  • Kiki

    Uhm he does have kidney disease. That can make your skin bad. Give him a break.

  • pimp daddy

    damn gary is sure crusty these days.

  • Lady K

    LMAO!!!!! @ Dark Cable

    Oh my goodness, why did I come here. Ya’ll about to give me a heart attack from laughing

  • CDS

    YEAH I JUS CHECKED WIKIPEDIA HE’S DEF HALF BLACK/HALF RHINO.

  • Emz

    * THIS MAKES ME SO SAD TO SEE.

  • Maya

    He looks like he’s on c.r.a.c.k!

  • marv

    This is really funny and sad.

  • MzJessica

    If he is looking for a career comeback he can alwayz hook up with Suave or summthin? If they can cure that ashiness then he gonna make them rich!

  • MZlou

    *LOL* and y’all got Jergens serving up ads under his picture!

  • Mona

    LMAO what is this negro doing baking bread?

  • Bay Area

    NO HE DID NOT MAKE ENOUGH MONEY ON THE GAME CUBE/GAMES. $510 IS NOT THAT MUCH MONEY. ONLY 3 BIDDERS :(

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