Monday, November 5th, 2007
When the Checks Stop Coming In
Posted by Bossip Staff
Ashy Larry Gary Coleman should be ashamed of himself. It’s one thing to be selling self-signed copies of Game Cube (not even Play Station) but does it make any sense whatsoever for that nicca’s hands to look like that? He can’t be serious. He really let someone take his picture knowing his hands looked like that. Poor thang.
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Damn I didnt know cocaine had a nu line of lotion out damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
DAMNIT Bossip, it is too early for this!!!!
ROTFLMAO
Looks like hes been fryin chicken wit corn starch lol….dis ***** is ridiculous
Y’all crazy, Bossip. Startin’ ***** on a Monday morning. I’m sure his hands look like that for a reason. LMAO There must be an explanation… I hope. LOL
hahahaha
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ahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao he don’t even look like he wanna be there @ least he could get a lil enthusiasm…… and who the ***** still own a damn game cube???
He looks like he don’t give a *uck.
There is no excuse for that. He could at least spit them hands down. :0
Dead @ I Wonder ROTFLMAO
I see he got a p*****port book laid off to the side. He might be trying to get up some funds to leave america. LOL!!
Is that CHALK he’s signing the ish with?? cuz I mean DAMN!!!
ROTFLMFAO *DEATH*
@Bahama Mama
LOL Damn I was thinkin the same thing.
It’s Leprosy!
Or maybe he helped Michael Jackson’s body makeup!
YALL BETTER GET WITH IT! ITS THE NEW TREND! HOT OFF THE PRESS! “GREY PIGMENTATION” IS ALL THE NEW RAGE! ASK OMARION &&` USHER! F*CK YOU JERGENS! ROTFLMFAOO GREY SKIN IS IN!
he helped “apply”
Is he channeling his “inner” reptile….cuz alligators got better skin than that
Damn Shame..Rotflmaoo
Bossip is wrong for this photograph.
(Here comes the fanmail.)
lmao00000000000oooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
awww man!
I know he is not signing no dogone game cube with ashy arms (elbows included) and a sour expression….but wait…I would probably be mad too…..the checks stopped a long time ago….he needs to go find another gig like that check cashing joint….
I wonder
Looks like hes been fryin chicken wit corn starch lol….dis ***** is ridiculous
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LOOOOOOOOOOL
No,no, no…I was thinkin maybe the man has eczema…but now that I take a double take of that picture..i think he may have x,y,AND zema….I KNOW somebody coulda hooked him up with some lotion…running round like an un-used coloring book…smh…
@ Anonymous 3…maybe THATs w*****up cuz he was laughin hard than a mug on that Debt Commercial…yea that’s it…Gary done lost his ‘money-making, moisturizing’ mind. i’ll be praying…
again, I must say it’s a damn shame,
that we let our folks get to this point.
Another icon left to embarr***** our culture.
Tell some of these trickin ***** rappers/ white
ho loving actors/producers to
spend some money on television shows, scripts,
or something. Invest in creating jobs, for the community (LHM).
(LHM = Lawd have mercy)
I agree Ebony…
For all of you who have find
this type of ish to be funny,
you have been bamboozled.
Actors, entertainers, etc. are
used to depict our community. This
is how the rest of the world sees YOU!
So if you’re getting disrespected on
a daily, whether, it’s when you’re
crossing a street corner, restaurant,
what have you, this is why.
You chose to join America on exploiting
your own kind, and they are just paying
you the same respect – (no respect)
There’s nothing dumber than self destruction
nothing.
Damn the dollar store sell baby lotion for 99 cents. don’t tell me he can’t afford 99 cents for some baby lotion or a jar a vaseline. a dab and some water will work wonders on ash! take it back to the ole school Gary!!! I know you can afford 99 cents!!! SMH
That looks like more than “ash.” He’s dusty! You don’t know, maybe he’s manufacturing game cubes. That’s an honest day’s work.
Game Cube, tho??
With Gary Coleman’s signature?
Does anyone REALLY want to pay money for that? For either of those things?
LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!!!
Poor thang
damn i’m fed ex’ing him some jergins now
y’all stop makin fun of him i read on some other board that its cause of his kidney disease
He has kidney disease, but so does my uncle and he carries his jergens faithfully.
yall almost got me in trouble at work!
tell me why i screamed like i was being killed!
dem hands! oh lordddddd dem hands!
buahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
look like he took his hands and just ran them thru a pile of rocks…
This is depressing. I mean most of us grew up with Gary. on tv that is. and I think its time for him to get out of Hollywood and do something else like… Get some lotion. and Oh yeah help the less fortunate. cause he was fortunate at one time.
Damn Gary [understanding shakes head]. if my dude Dave Chappelle ever comes back that this is a cl*****ic skit in the making. Gary Coleman vs. Ashy Larry in “The World Series of Dice Pt. 2” lol. That’s beyond unacceptable 4 real.
He was getting dressed and grabbed the Johnson & Johnson Baby Powder instead of lotion lol. Maybe he thinks like most white ppl that they can’t get ashy. This is prime example of Karma…Dame Dash & 50 take heed.
Memo to white ppl use lotion. I’ve a white co-worker that never uses lotion on her ashy ***** feet & luvs to take her shoes off at work.
Little man could’nt get that bottle of Jergens lotion open!!
his adoptive parents did evil to him and will pay for it. they live real nice and he is living like he never earned a cent in his life. they hid the money well. they are good i must say. They can sit there and lie but God saw and Jesus wept.
this makes me so sad, he looks so old, sad, dirty, poor and ugly. agggh shame man, there should a fund for celebrities to retire on or something.
The poor guy looks like a California seedless raisin
Someone must have caught him trying to cook the crack and he didn’t have time to clean up before the event… DAYUM!!
Kurt Eric Munroe
The poor guy looks like a California seedless raisin
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**dead**
That *****’s gotta HURT. Like if that man clenched his fists too tight, blood would be oozin’ out the cracks in his skin.
Nicca needs to fill a bath tub with Crisco and just dip himself all up in it.
^^Lol @ 6 Figgas
Anyway- WTF happened to all that “What chew talkin bout Willis” money????
And don’t he look disgruntled? don’t he?
I shook my head too hard @ the pic.
What kind of room is he in?
ROFLMAO! That is just pitiful…
Can we please push for the rest of Different Strokes to come out on DVD so he can get a check from DVD sales or better yet get the show back into syndication.
He is extremely *****ed!!
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS CAT, HE ASHY!!
i know he broke but damn!! Jergens only cost $5 at CVS
Damnnnnnn!!!! That’s a damn shame.
@ Bianca Vellaroz
Now you almost got me in trouble here at work
“look like he took his hands and just ran them thru a pile of rocks…”
LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!!!
He is in the dungeon… he was trying to escape by digging with his hands… and then he decided to write an s.o.s letter!
he needs to slip and slide into a vat of grease.
His hands look like the manager at Church’s chicken.
BOSSIP–
Y’all are just wrong on s-o-o-o-o-o-o many levels for this one! Lol!!!
Bahama Mama— I am so glad you are OK! You had us worried for a minute, girl! How did you and your family make out? I hope everyone’s safe.
GAWD yall some funny people!
chalk… spit… mj’s body makeup… cocaine lotion.
yall on point today…RMFAOFLOL!
not funny…
@ Ebony … Chronic dry skin is often a symptom of kidney disease, and it’s frequently made worse by dialysis. Why in the world would Gary Coleman’s ashy skin be an embarr*****ment to his fellow black people? You know what’s really disconcerting? Witnessing how cruel and petty we can be.
Lotion *****, Lotion!!!
R O T F L M A O!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean I’m crying here!
That’s when ashy must get downright uncomfortable.
“His hands look like the manager at Church’s chicken.”
LMAO. You gotta flower that bird!
Ok..this is a hot ***** mess…
But..
I feel sorry for Gary. He was adopted and then his adopted parents stole all of his money. He had to sue them and out of the 100s of Millions that he earned as a kid I think he only got 1 Million and that was in the late 80s. He’s had kidney problems most of his life and his parents forced him to work while sick. His paper is gone. Biggest child star of all time but dude is signing his ***** to sell off for a couple dollars.
I sure hope he uses some of that money to buy some lotion.
DAYUM! THAT ***** LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS!!lol!!
I wanna know who’s behind the camera…..why did he approve of the picture taking???????
not cool camera man, not cool
Bahama Mama
Is that CHALK he’s signing the ish with?? cuz I mean DAMN!!!
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I was thinkin’ that ***** TOO lol
And to all of the sensitives out here, I was a Nephrology (study of the kidneys) nurse for 4.5 years and yes they get extra ashy because of all of the toxins in their blood and what not BUT lotion,crisco,vasaline etc works on their skin too and I would alway encourage it cuz when your skin cracks, you are letting in bacteria.
No excuse, just a grown black man that wasn’t taught to use lotion. White folks have no clue about the proper usage of lotion. They think it’s something to but on their hands before bed and that’s it lol!!!
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“His hands look like the manager at Church’s chicken.”
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*DEAD*
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He had to sue them and out of the 100s of Millions that he earned as a kid I think he only got 1 Million and that was in the late 80s.
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Hundreds of millions is stretching it QUITE FAR don’t you think? He was a TV star,NOT Cinema!!! I don’t think he has EVER done a movie I can think of?
Besides, do you know how much interest you can earn off of 1 million dollars a year? DEFINATELY enough to live off of. Not rich, but not Ashy Lary either ya dig? It’s common knowlege Americans live WAY beyond their means and that is why we are always in inflation OR at risk of being.
OMG…That’s NOT chalk!!! It’s A PERMANENT MARKER LMMFBAO!!!!
There has to be a valid excuse for his ashiness… maybe he just got finished putting up some drywall in his playhouse.
and I’m mad at the rest of the BOSSIP community for not noticing his dry ***** lips. Them joints look like they’re about to fall off and start wiggling across the table saying….”what u talkin’ ’bout willis.”
He needs the 2 for 1 special of Carmex and Jergans!
LMAO @ DARK CABLE
What in the Hell is all that *ish in the background? WHY, WHY, WHY- Is he living like this!
Uhm he does have kidney disease. That can make your skin bad. Give him a break.
damn gary is sure crusty these days.
LMAO!!!!! @ Dark Cable
Oh my goodness, why did I come here. Ya’ll about to give me a heart attack from laughing
a hot little fu***G DAMN MESS!! WHAT DOES HE MAKE CAKES NOW *****!! LOOKS LIKE HE’S HALF RHINO OR SUMMIN.
YEAH I JUS CHECKED WIKIPEDIA HE’S DEF HALF BLACK/HALF RHINO.
AW! THIS MAKES IS SO SAD TO SEE… HE WORKED HIS ***** OFF MAKING A CAREER FOR HIMSELF AND WHAT HAPPENED? HIS PARENTS TOOK ALL THE MONEY HE EVER MADE AND LEFT HIM WITH NOTHING… AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS OF HARD WORK. HE GOT NOTHING IN RETURN. AND NOW HE’S WORKING HIS ***** OFF DOING WHATEVER HE CAN FOR MONEY. IF I WAS HIM I’D PROBABLY BE DEPRESSED RIGHT NOW… ***** HE PROBABLY IS..LET’S HOPE HE DOESNT GO SUICIDAL ON US!
* THIS MAKES ME SO SAD TO SEE.
He looks like he’s on c.r.a.c.k!
This is really funny and sad.
If he is looking for a career comeback he can alwayz hook up with Suave or summthin? If they can cure that ashiness then he gonna make them rich!
*LOL* and y’all got Jergens serving up ads under his picture!
LMAO what is this negro doing baking bread?
NO HE DID NOT MAKE ENOUGH MONEY ON THE GAME CUBE/GAMES. $510 IS NOT THAT MUCH MONEY. ONLY 3 BIDDERS
A BE NICE HE HAS HAD A HARD ENOUGH TIME GIVE THE MAN A BREAK REAL TALK . WHILE YA BULL*****IN HE HAS HAD MORE MONEY IN HIS CHILDHOOD THAN MOST OF OUR GROWN ***** HAS SEEN IN A LIFETIME