Ladies: Steve Says You Should Think Like a Man

Posted by Bossip Staff

While not giving two rats @sses about Katt Williams, Steve Harvey’s new book, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, is sitting pretty at #3 on Barnes and Nobles most sold book in the world. We’re sure Mr. Harvey is laughing hysterically all the way to the bank.

Pop the hood for a few pics and excerpts from the book…

“There is no truer statement: men are simple. Get this into your head first, and everything you learn about us in this book will begin to fall into place. Once you get that down, you’ll have to understand a few essential truths: men are driven by who they are, what they do, and how much they make.”

“Your man knows what you want: the ultimate commitment- The Ring. He knows, too, what he needs: you. But your proposal never comes and the way your man is acting, it’s not coming anytime soon. And so, you wait. And Wait. And wait some more. Men are happy being single or unmarried because it makes us feel young and carefree. Marriage does not. Responsibility and marriage do not fit into that feeling, until all of the playing gets tired and we realize we have to be grown-ups, or something-or someone-makes us grow up.”

“To sum up, we’ve got to have these three things- support, loyalty, and sex- from you or we’re going to go.”

“Men show their love with the three P’s. If we love you we will Protect, Profess and Provide for you.”

Ladies and Fellas…true or false?

Discuss.