Posted by Bossip Staff
While stripping down to expose her ta-ta’s for a game of Scrabble in St. Lucia (you know, regular crackhead activities), Amy Pipehouse had a revelation. She wants to stop picking at her sores and get back in the limelight:
Amy Winehouse is desperate to “re-establish herself as a serious musician in the UK” and is heading back to the studio to work on a new album, according to reports.
“She”s singing new material over the phone to them and telling them to get working on it. She desperately wants to re-establish herself as a serious musician in the UK.
“She is aware that she has come on stage at numerous gigs like a shambling wreck and wants to replace that with who she calls, ‘the new Amy, a serious musician’.
“People will find that her new musical style is far more romantic and lyrical than before.”
She was a true talent indeed, but in order for people to take her serious, she should probably stop nipple grazing complete strangers in an attempt to get a triple word score.