Say It Ain’t So?: Ugly Beast Woman Fingers Guy’s Butt While He’s Passed Out?!?!

Posted on January 29th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: In White Folks News, Jesus Take The Wheel, News, One-Time, SMH

Posted by Bossip Staff
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Try and forget the fact that she looks like Randy Macho Man Savage without his glasses, and focus on the fact that she stuck her finger in some guy’s booty while he was passed out:

JANUARY 29–Meet Janice McCarl. The Colorado woman, 53, was arrested last night for allegedly sexually assaulting a male friend late last year. McCarl  was booked into jail on a felony charge of suspicion of sexual assault. According to a police report, a copy of which you’ll find here, the victim, 50, told investigators that he invited McCarl to a barbecue at his home last November. Following the barbecue, the man contends that he passed out and awoke to find McCarl molesting him. The man, who believes that he was somehow drugged by McCarl, told police that she “had her hands…in his ass.” The man said that when he later confronted McCarl, she laughed and asked, “What did I do, kill somebody.” He added that McCarl eventually acknowledged the molestation and apologized. McCarl’s arrest was first reported today by the Daily Camera. The victim told police that, prior to the attack, he had been “intimate” with McCarl “approximately 5-6 times since July 2008.” McCarl is scheduled to appear this afternoon in Boulder County District Court.

100 bucks says that when he invited that wheffa over for the barbecue, he had no idea it would be his man-cakes getting skewered.  That’s despicable.  Give the b*tch life.

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  • Hannibal

  • 1234

    1st

  • Hannibal

    THAT’S JOE BIDEN!

  • Angelicious07

    LMMFAO

  • JUJU

    OMG.I’M SPEECHLESS, I’M HAVING MIXED FEELINGS ON THIS ONE.THIS FUNNY AND DISGUSTING AT THE SAME TIME.

  • angel

    OMG that’s nasty

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    “What did I do, kill somebody.”
    ______________________________________________________

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

    (((Reading the quote again)))

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

  • Ermy Erm (The Chi is Ice Cold today!)

    :shock: PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!! no words can describe this!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    (((Reading the quote one more time)))

    BWAHAhAhHAHAhahahah!!!!!

    Do ya’ll realize the significance of that quote? LOL, I truly got a good laugh…that’s like saying, “I ONLY molested you, it’s not like I did something crazy!”

  • http://youtrippincuzz72@yahoo.com ITZ DADDY NICCA

    THAT IS IS FUKING HILARIOUS, SHE PROBABLY GAVE HIM A “DIRTY SANCHEZ”. HE NEEDS TO GO CHECK HIS UPPER LIP PRONTO

  • Colonel StinkMeaner(yes courvoisier is the drink…)

    O.K. LET’S BE REALISTIC. THIS DUDE WAS SLEEP…….AND DIDN’T FEEL THE FINGER IN HIS ASS?? THATS BECAUSE HE WAS LIKING THAT $H!T. FUKIN FRUIT!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    @Colonel Stinkmeaner

    LOL!!!

  • Hannibal

    WHY DID NE-YO FALL ASLEEP?

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    believes that he was somehow drugged by McCarl, told police that she “had her hands…in his ass.”
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    How many hands are we talking here? Several fingers?

  • Chanel Shades

    I bet that lady was born a man and that is why she likes plunging shis fingers where they are not welcome.

  • High Life (where we going…)

    What in name of skittles be on people minds now days?

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    This is so far out there I just dont know what to say…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    Her hair looks like the stray Pameranian (is that how you spell it?) dog that hangs around our sewage system for heat.

  • bria

    Something’s up…that’s the FIRST time I’ve EVER heard of a white man not like his azz fucced with. All the white guys I know r down with that ish…smh. there’s a catch to that: not attracted to her, they had an argument, not drunk enuf…SOMETHING

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    BWAHAHAHAHA @Nikki Underwood

    You could remind us that she was getting her DJ’ing skills on….;-)

  • Roe ski Love -GO STEELERS

    Trailer Park sex at it’s best.

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Was he ‘fisted’?

  • Moreaces

    I could have lived 4 lives, without every hearing that story,,, just ewwwwwwwwwww

  • Hannibal

    MAYBE IT WAS A PROSTATE EXAM!

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Flicking her wrists getting her scratch on…laying down the track…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    @Nikki Underwood

    Should we name her Anal Annie?
    Bwahahahahaha! No lie, this is disturbing and amusing all at the same time. Anyway, they said they’ve had “encounters” before…

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    She looks like a witch on casual Fridays…and that dog that Re said…

  • Colonel StinkMeaner(yes courvoisier is the drink…)

    @RE

    HEY BABY! I MISSED YOU!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    Chewbacca’s hair looks better than that…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    @Colonel Stinkmeaner

    LOL, I just can’t hide from you, can I?

  • rainbowrabbit

    LOL

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    But the information says hands in the plural sense…it must’ve been both of her hands all up in there…whew…

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Connie Colon

    Backdoor Bonita

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    Backdoor Bonita?

    LOL! ZZZZ! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • Colonel StinkMeaner(yes courvoisier is the drink…)

    ………….WOW, DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE HIDING….I CAN SEE YOUR SHOES UNDER THE CURTAIN!LOL!

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Underneath her Turtleneck is where she hides the rest of her fingers to tamper with more boo-tay-holes

  • Colonel StinkMeaner(yes courvoisier is the drink…)

    ………….WOW, DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE HIDING….I CAN SEE YOUR SHOES UNDER THE CURTAIN!LMAO!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    @Colonel Stinkmeaner- LMAO!

    (((Whispering to myself)))

    Dammit…I knew the sofa was a better spot.

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    She looks like she eats dog(s)/cat(s) food for for snack…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    @Nikki Underwood

    OR, she has fake hands in her sleeves, and her real hands are under her shirt, and she just steals chances in crowded areas like trains and amusement parks…

  • Hannibal

    *IN AUTOTUNE*

    HOW COULD SHE BE SO HEARTLESS?

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    *In Dave Chappelle Rick James Voice*

    “Cold- bloooded.”

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    @Nikki Underwood

    Doggie niblets and other tasty dog treats…

  • Mandah aka Cranberry Sauce…wait a hot da#n minute! where thee hell is my gravie????

    Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    But the information says hands in the plural sense…it must’ve been both of her hands all up in there…whew…

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    im just gon go ahead a die on this right here lawd!!! lol!

  • Mandah aka Cranberry Sauce…wait a hot da#n minute! where thee hell is my gravie????

    ass-tastic! lol

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    *In NIKKI UNDERWOOD’S voice*

    This bitch aint shit…she looks like she carries sardines in her fifth Levi pants pocket…

  • always knew

    OMG! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…

  • Just Sit and Be Pretty

    LMAO!! Okay, not that he was molested…but the whole story. Hmmm, something tells me it was more than one finger for him to report her for ass-ault.

  • Colonel StinkMeaner(yes courvoisier is the drink…)

    THIS BAMA LOOK LIKE SHE DON’T EVEN HAVE NO LEGS AND ARMS!! THAT PICTURE IS HER WHOLE BODY!!

  • Hannibal

    SHE HAS NICE HAIR

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Colonel….

    Why did I have to scroll up and then I saw her as a potato sack with old spuds coming out…

  • Colonel StinkMeaner(yes courvoisier is the drink…)

    @NIKKI UNDERWOOD
    Colonel….

    Why did I have to scroll up and then I saw her as a potato sack with old spuds coming out…
    _____________________________________________________________________________________

    ROTFLMBAO!!!

  • http://www.gmail.com Man, I just don’t care

    That’s why I don’t drink…

  • ♥ pYnK (…Digital Girl)

    YUK

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    I bet she has one tooth…

  • atltx

    Not a finger…he said she had her HANDS in his azz. Dude got fisted!!! I’m dying laughing over here! WTF…I won’t hit a woman…but I would have shook the shiit out that byytch every time I saw her…for life.

  • Ro Ro

    Ha ha ha!! This ish is hilarious.

    People are nuts.

  • Hannibal

    GOT MILK?

  • boys just disappoint….

    nothing funny about any type of sexual abuse.

  • What’s so funny bunny?

    Had this been a woman some of you would not be laughing, maybe? Men are victimized and most of them rarely report incidents of rape or domestic violence. I don’t find this story entertaining, what if your a-hole was violated while you were passed out? I guess this is why some men and women don’t report incidents of rape because society tends to dehumanize the victim for whatever reason.

    If she’s guilty, I hope she gets help and has to register as sex offender.

  • Taylor

    LIFE huh … ha ha ha!!!

  • atltx

    @boys just disappoint

    You’re right…sexual abuse is not funny (trust me, I know)

    But…a grown ass man woke up with “hands” in his ass. What type of dum sum bytch are you to get so drunk that you can’t feel somebody trying to fit “hands” in your butt?

  • Marshall’s Wife

    Something about that is suspicious. They had been intimate several times before but now b/c she put some fingers up his butt is sexual assault! That ish is crazy. And bossip talking bout give the bitch life…what about all the women who are raped and sexually assaulted????? I dont see those assholes getting life!

  • Yerr

    Hannibal

    *IN AUTOTUNE*

    HOW COULD SHE BE SO HEARTLESS?

    Yo Hannibal, I’m crying right now! I want to meet you!

  • pm

    I would have farted right in her face

  • brightseat_bully

    hope she brought back a handful of dookie.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals’ been down with BOSSIP since ’06. Yeah, I got seniority!

    I wonder if she washed her finger afterward?

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals’ been down with BOSSIP since ’06. Yeah, I got seniority!

    This is too much!

    Would this really go down under sexual molestation?

    Another thought–
    We had a meeting just today about sexual harrassment in the workplace. Most of the male managers admitted they would be embarrassed to report it.

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals’ been down with BOSSIP since ’06. Yeah, I got seniority!

    I bet she has one tooth…

    _____________________________________________________

    WTF??

    You know the routine….
    ——————————————->>>>>>>>>>
    ——————————————->>>>>>>>>>
    ——————————————->>>>>>>>>>
    ——————————————->>>>>>>>>>
    ——————————————->>>>>>>>>>
    ——————————————->>>>>>>>>>
    Do not pass go.

    Do not collect $200.00

    Lol!!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/sexenisha HoustonHottie

    OMG! That is SO DISGUSTING! But yet too funny. Homegirl is nasty than a mofo. Who says to themself “Hmmm. He’s passed out. I have nothing to do…I guess I’ll jam my hand up there.” lol. SMH

  • keekee

    bullshyt! they once were intimate .. that settled it, he liked it and she knew it! she probably cut off the sex supply – he was bitter .. she didn’t kill anyone, just stick a finger or two or both hands [jury is out on that quote] in him .. and was this a private bbq? he asked for it – he set her up, he knew she was a freak ..

  • Exxon300

    Obama 08, Nigga. What’s up Nikki.

  • pm

    you know Bobby stuck his finger up Whitney’s ass when she was constipated. Know that’s true love

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals’ been down with BOSSIP since ’06. Yeah, I got seniority!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    ROTFLMAO!!!

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals’ been down with BOSSIP since ’06. Yeah, I got seniority!

    I used to squeeze the “excess” from around my ex husband’s nose.

    Is the true love?

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals’ been down with BOSSIP since ’06. Yeah, I got seniority!

    I sometimes usta squeeze the black heads, too!

    I thought that was everlasting love!

  • Jane Doe

    Ok…. thats just nasty beyond words can describe, why the hell would you stick your fingers up somebody elses ass???? smh… just weird!!

  • pm

    @ 1TruDiva .. you need to be right in there with that white lady. I’m joking

  • 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals’ been down with BOSSIP since ’06. Yeah, I got seniority!

    Lol!!!!!

  • LetItBeAMansWorld_AsLongAsICanBeAWomanInIt

    “went in a tight-end, came out a wide receiver” LOL. That line just came to mind.

  • emmy

    bahahahahahahah. thats hilarious

  • beloved

    wtf… lmao, i couldnt help it i had to laugh,but thats disgusting

  • DaisyDooks

    Does this mean he lost his “anal” virginity?

  • DaisyDooks

    OMG letibeMansWorld – that was funny very clever

  • DaisyDooks

    Why does it take a while to post comments?

  • Glok9n: The real glok !!!

    JUJU I WANNA FINGER FUK YOU!!!

  • KENNEDY

    I hate to say this or even take it there but. White women ARE nasty……..

  • Ladee

    HAAAAAAAA THAT SHIT IS FUNNY! HA HA HA

  • talkin loud and sayin nothin

    If the roles were reversed would it be so funny to everyone?

  • Jane Doe

    @ HoustonHottie

    omg….LMAO!!! that was too funny, lol

  • knottmyhair

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!….he said that he was intimate with this dirty manwoman looking chic! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…….
    and more ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Lil’ Tony In The Big House

    I don’t know what y’all are getting so upset for. This is foreplay where I come from.

  • I like Girls….And my Boyfriend does too**

    Dayum Nana!!!!! I cant belive that ! LOL

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    Lil’ Tony In The Big House

    You right. My man fingers my booty hole all the time before we have sex. It loosens me up so I can enjoy all of his thrusts in my ass.

    love 6am

  • YoMamaAin’tShit

    She was just checking his oil…

  • THISISME

    OLD WHITE WOMEN!!! SMH!!!!

  • Coco Lndn

    that caption is hilarious!!!

  • http://www.stewartsynopsis.com/Site%20Index.htm We "Blacks" Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    Pink people are crazy.

  • LovelyN_Houston

    This probably wasn’t the 1st time she did some mess like this to him and he probably did it to her too, some ppl think that’s foreplay… I think the ass should just be off limits (except if you’re gay I guess)
    My ex was givin me oral one time and started lickin the inside of my ass!!! LMAO, I didn’t appreciate that one bit. Needless to say that was the end of that relationship

  • http://www.stewartsynopsis.com/Site%20Index.htm We "Blacks" Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    lol Lovely…quit lyin..you KNOW you liked the rim job!!

    :P

  • LovelyN_Houston

    LMAO… no, I was shocked. If he would have asked me first maybe we could have compromised. I’m a freak but… that was a turn-off. Especially since all I thought about was how I would never kiss him again

  • LMAO

    WTF? She looks crazy!

  • naughty

    lol @ the title and picture. she’s a hot mess!!

  • Just Bored…

    I’m speechless……………………………

  • Kobe Bryant

    Women are Predators.

  • Ms Sharmaine

    Okay Let Me Get This Straight

    He was intimate with that thing 5-6 times and now he calls RAPE!

    Well aint that a blimp. If a broad would have pulled this cramp she would be a laughing stalk.

    Seriouly this is a joke.

  • Kobe Bryant

    Ms Sharmaine

    It doesn’t matter it they were intimate 10-20 times, no means no! Sometimes you womean can be too sexually aggressive. It’s frightening.

  • RE RE

    I just want to no how did she get both hands in his ass?

  • Boner Head

    She looks like Grandma on the Adams Family, I guess Uncle Fester wasnt home that night, Lurch was in Hiding! BBBWHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • T-Bone

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH….AAAAAHHHHHHWWWHHHHWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…Whhooo. Good one Bossip!

  • Boner Head

    I wonder if she found any nuggets up there

  • Bermy’s Angel

    GROSS AND OHH SO FUNNY

  • black woman

    Its6amHoGetOut

    Lil’ Tony In The Big House

    You right. My man fingers my booty hole all the time before we have sex. It loosens me up so I can enjoy all of his thrusts in my ass.

    love 6am

    i knew your bitch ass was gay from the start it did not shock me. you think you something? lol nigga please i bet you dont even come out the closet in person cause your shamed y o bitch ass get dogged blacks who are gay get dogged and clowned you cant do what the white man do so sit your monkey big fat nose ass down you slave

  • leave-it-be

    }}}}}}} STOP POSTING THAT FRAUDULENT TALIBAN OBAMA TURBIN WEARING PIC U IDIOT!!!!!!! BACK TO THE TOPIC> HE KNOW IT WASN’T THE FIRST TIME SHE DID THAT… IF HE ADMITS HE BEEN INTIMATE WITH HER 5-6 TIMES!!!!!! THAT’S HER FAV(5)POSITION THEN :)

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