Bow Out Gracefully: 10 Celebrities Who Need To Retire

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Attention Slores, Did You Know, For Your Information
jayz-magna-carta-holy-grail-album-commercial-HHS1987-2013 Some celebrities are selfish and don't like to share the spotlight while others are past their prime, but can't face facts. Here are 10 celebrities who need to throw in the towel.
madonna Madonna Madonna never could sing and each album she releases is less and less successful. We're tired of seeing those old dusty cakes jamming to a beat. Next!
janet-jackson Janet Jackson Janet is not making good music anymore and we doubt she will make a Velvet Rope part 2. She is married to that fine azz billionaire and needs to pop out some puppies and call it a day.
1356322157_DJ-Mister-Cee Mister Cee Dude keeps getting caught with trannny after tranny and people give him a pass. We feel sorry for his wife and pray she has taken herself to the nearest STD clinic.
jim-jones-fight Jim Jones Jim Jones' only real solo hit was "We Fly High" and that was our jam, but homie is not popping. He needs to marry Chrissy so she can shut the phuck up.
flavor-flav-mugshot Flavor Flav Flavor Flav has set black people back 100 years with all that cooning. We're suppose to remember Flav as a member of the legendary group Public Enemy, but instead he reminds us of a Jim Crow character. Sad.
fatjoe Fat Joe He always stood in Big Pun's shadow, but was never half as good as Pun. He makes whack music and we just don't give a phuck about him. This prison time should slow down the fat phuck.
Braxton Family Values at STK Lil' Kim She looks like something that belongs in a wax museum. She tried to beef with Nicki to stay relevant and it didn't work. The beyotch needs to sue her plastic surgeon and take that money and move to a tropical island where she will never be heard from again.
foxy brown Foxy Brown The Ill Na Na looks like it's sick. The box been sloppy and the music is terrible. Foxy doesn't have the heart to compete with these young beyotches.
Jay-Z-the-roc Jay-Z He been said he was going to retire...don't worry...we'll wait.
Beyonce Beyonce Her album 4 is her least successful album to date. She is putting out crappy material and honestly we're tired of this fake azz, spotlight-stealing hoe.

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