“You Got Served”: Serena Williams Wins 10th Grand Slam

Posted on January 31st, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Congratulations, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Damn, she’s thick as hell.  Anyway, Serena’s done it again as she captured her 10th Grand Slam title by winning the Australian Open:

Serena Williams routed Dinara Safina 6-0, 6-3 Saturday to win the Australian Open for her 10th Grand Slam title and a return to the No. 1 ranking.

It was total domination for the second-seeded Williams, who looked at ease in winning back-to-back majors — she won the U.S. Open championship in September — and was moving fluidly on the court.

“I absolutely, clearly, love playing here,” the 27-year-old Williams said. “You guys root for me so much. I don’t get that everywhere. So thank you so much.”

Williams’ near-perfect performance was in sharp contrast to No. 3 Safina, who was tight from the start. Later apologizing to the crowd for her performance, Safina said Williams was just too good, leaving her feeling like a ballboy.

In the first game, Safina double-faulted three times, including on break point. Williams ran off 18 of the last 20 points in the first set to finish it in 22 minutes.

It was Williams’ second overwhelming victory in a final at Melbourne Park, where she kept alive her record of winning in odd-numbered years since 2003 for four titles. Coming into the 2007 tournament unseeded after being plagued by injuries the year before, she beat top-seeded Maria Sharapova 6-1, 6-2.

If that wasn’t enough, Serena and Venus stomped them hoes out as a team and won the doubles championship as well:

Serena Williams was happy to have sister Venus on her side of the net Friday so she didn’t have to try to fend off those wicked volleys.

Their doubles title — their third at the Australian Open and eighth Grand Slam title as a combination — came at the expense of Daniela Hantuchova of Slovakia and Japan’s Ai Sugiyama, who lost 6-3, 6-3 and had to dodge a number of stinging shots at the net, particularly from Venus.

“I just wouldn’t want to face them too much. They are ferocious,” Serena said of her sister’s shots. The sisters have faced each other in seven Grand Slam singles finals.

“She’s covering the whole net. At one point today, I literally stood back and she took care of everything.”

They stay putting the proverbial foot up off in the ass of tennis broads.  You can only hope to contain these two.  Congrats ladies.

More Serena, (no cakes out, sorry) and Venus below.

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via ESPN

  • Hannibal

  • Hannibal

    SERENA LOOKS LIKE WARREN SAPP!

  • Hannibal

    CONGRATS THOUGH!

  • Sickofitt!

    LOL @ Warren Sapp

    Serena got screnf damm look her muskels. She aint playing with them hoes.

    Don’t correct my spelling

  • Razzell Dazzell

    Congrats! There will always haters, Hannibal is prime example:)

  • Jane Doe

    Get it serena!!!

  • http://www.k.com noelle

    Shut up Hannibal. I saw a video of Sereena getting down at a Ludacris concert lol. Looks like she sobered up and whooped ass!

  • Tealeaf

    Congrats, her and Venus won the Doubles also.

  • reese615

    Y’all, I’m going after her cakes. I just gotta know what the business is. If you don’t get a text message from me within 10 minutes after I enter her donk, tell my family I love them and to live on and be strong :)

  • Hannibal

    NOELLE AND RAZZLE

    U 2 ARE MEAN

  • DR.FUNK

    She was dialed in last night.Get it girl.

  • http://myspace.com870bg bg

    @ reese615

    Take a flare gun!

  • reese615

    @ bg

    Take a flare gun!
    ________________

    “Real men don’t take flare guns into dark and intimidating places.”

  • DR.FUNK

    Damn you HANNIBAL! I’ve said this before: Visually neither Williams sister does it for me.Yet if I were thinking about breeding…they would jump to the FRONT of the line.Our children would be off-the-chart
    STUDS.

  • Glok9n: The real glok !!!

    I COULD CARE LESS WHO SHE RESEMBLE, THAT AZZ IS FAT LIKE A MUH FUKKA SON!

  • dubya

    These sisters are BAD and are a testament to what hard work and determination can do for you.

  • http://myspace.com870bg bg

    @ reese615

    lmbao…well a newport and a match at least

  • The Task Master

    Can you imagine the possibilities of breeding Serena Williams and Terrell Owens? My God, it would result it would usher in a new super breed of field n!gger of Mandingo like proportions.

  • The Task Master

    Can you imagine the possibilities of breeding Serena Williams and Terrell Owens? My God, it would usher in a new super breed of field n!gger of Mandingo like proportions.

  • reese615

    @ The Task Master

    Can you imagine the possibilities of breeding Serena Williams and Terrell Owens? My God, it would result it would usher in a new super breed of field n!gger of Mandingo like proportions.
    ____________

    WTF…was your great grand daddy a slave trader or something?

  • snoop bloggy blog

    Wonderful

  • The Task Master

    The millions that would be made by owning the trademark of their DNA…And why stop there! I could cross breed Micheal Jordan and Lisa Leslie and create the ultimate NBA star. The merchandizing alone would reap billions!

  • The Task Master

    reese615

    We’re living in recessionary times. I’m just concocting creative ways to stimulate this stalled economy.

  • barb

    congrats to serena!

    lmao @ sickofitt!…”screnf” and “muskels” and “dont correct my spelling”…HILARIOUS!!!

  • talkin loud and sayin nothin

    The Task Master

    The millions that would be made by owning the trademark of their DNA…And why stop there! I could cross breed Micheal Jordan and Lisa Leslie and create the ultimate NBA star. The merchandizing alone would reap billions!
    ————————————————-

    Truth be told, that is how Yao Ming was created!

  • reese615

    @ task master

    True dat, yo. True dat.

  • http://bossip.com/68766/showdown-in-motown-katt-williams-vs-steve-harvey/#comments me01

    Nomatter what people are saying negative about this sister, she is handling her business in Tennis and so what she’s masculine, fall back haters, she’s spent and spending her 2.3 Million dollars all in STRIDE…………………

  • Ebony6

    I dont care what yall say SERENA is too sexy!!

  • talkin loud and sayin nothin

    I am really glad for Serena and Venus for winning the Women’s Singles and Doubles! I caught the last two sets of Serena wining the Singles this morning and she kicked that flat azz so much that Safina was about to cry during the match.

    What really makes this rewarding is the shit white folks (fans, media & players) were talking about the sustas a few years back when they were injured.

    In addition to the well deserved win, I must say that Serena is thicker than a snicker bar! I love watching her stacked body work the court like a sleek, powerful black panther. Damn! Damn! Damn!

  • hotbeaver69

    taskmaster kiss my azzmaster u on some slavemaster stuff and if that’s the best ur imagination can come up with u will always be a broke mfer

  • The Task Master

    hotbeaver69

    Hmmm, i wonder if there’s a market for cross breeding hotbeaver & pre-menopausal lesbian snatch? Probably not. Oh well, it was a thought. Maybe i’ll explore that possibility later on.

  • http://~ HannibalTheHungriestHo

    Serena is bad-to-the-bone~

  • always knew

    Congrats Serena! What’s with the slavemaster, ish?? You actually have people responding to that mess? Ya’ll need help!

  • The Task Master

    always knew

    Hmmm, sounds like your genetic make up could use some improvement.

  • stuffbetweenmytoes

    Task Master and…uh…paris hilton. how about a couple of european, cock-eyed dwarf birds.

  • http://bossip NO cheese Extra Mayo

    Incredible Hulk!!!! Common did the right thing that is not a good look

  • http://Bossip.com Real person

    YOU GO GIRL!!! SERENA IS THE SHIT!!!!!

  • NO ID

    1 hour – 1.3 million…and a badonkadunk…I say…not a bad day at all….

  • Oshie

    Would you bang her?

  • zappy

    I like seeing Serena. This woman loves her body, even at 165-170 pounds. More power to her.

  • http://www.k.com noelle

    Jan 31, 2009 – 12:32 pm Hannibal

    NOELLE AND RAZZLE

    U 2 ARE MEAN

    Well guess what?? You look like Osama Bin Laden

  • MissNewJersey

    I watched this from 3am-5am this morning….Serena whoop Safina like it was the 1st round of the open. She beat her so bad, made her want to cry….

  • Phenomenal Dee (God Bless President Obama, the First Family, and the U.S.A.)

    LMAO @ REESE615… “Tell my family to live on and be strong.” ROTFLMAO!! Dang! Do you really think Serena gonna suck you in like that?

    On a serious note… CONGRATULATIONS SERENA!! KEEP GETTING IT DONE, and SHAKE DEM HATAHSSSSS!!!!

  • Phenomenal Dee (God Bless President Obama, the First Family, and the U.S.A.)

    Oh yeah… I’d kill for a body like Serena’s, with not as broad shoulders. I think she looks fab!

  • http://www.thatshideous.com deka

    she is so manly!
    a wonderful athlete
    but definitely not hot

  • Ara

    Serena Williams ….. Congrats!!!

  • Black, Yet Never Incarcerated!

    It’s so unfair. Those little skinny white girls ain’t got a chance against a steroid enhanced psuedo-male such as Serena. Serena and her sister should be competing against men. After years of steroid abuse, their DNA, hormonal makeup and physical structure is 98% male anyway.

  • RE RE

    I HATE TENNIS!

  • alexandra

    she’s a beast

  • BMW

    Screw her looks, yeah she look like a man, but she is a GREAT PLAYER AND SMART WITH HER MONEY! the way we want our daughters to be when they become women. Screw physical appeal, Serena will be married to a multi millionare in the next couple of years and she can make her paper grow some more!

  • Moreaces

    This woman is bad to the bone, and strong as a ox.. Love her

  • hotbeaver69

    to task master ur mother + ur father = u what a fing mistake i guess they wasn’t trying to get rich

  • TheGoodGood

    She’s not thick-thick.. she’s in competition shape that’s all

  • KNOCKKEY

    (: CONGRATULATION VENUS &SERENA WILLIAMS, THE BEST IN TENNIS, SERENA IS NOW THE HIGHEST PAID WOMAN IN SPORTS :)

  • Oshie’s Weekend Madness

    Serena drops bombs on em.

  • Titti

    And she also became the all-time female athlete career prize money leader – Go Rena!!

  • mississippi librarian

    Congrats to both of the Williams sisters. Their parents must be very proud. And, I happen to think that they are both attractive young ladies. Black people have got to stop buying into the european standard of beauty, that gets you messed up every time, and by the way most white women look like men with hair and big ears!

  • apple dutchmaster

    Congrats Serena and Venus. Both are top peak athletes, and neither has an once of fat. That’s all muscle. The Haters out there need to stop judging these very successful sisters on their looks, as we come from a nation of kings & queens. Black people are uniquely beautiful, that’s why everyone else is trying to have our natural tan, plump lips, and God-given curves.

  • memchee

    must not have been much competition there.

    She’s really out of shape, even if cellulite isn’t showing. She lools overweight.

  • Jody

    Serena is looking damn cute and sexy these days.

  • Couldhave

    Congratulations to Serena! She has the full package. She looks great, wonderful body, intelligent and best female athlete ever. The men love Serena and hey I see why! Also, if she is out of shape, hell I would sure like to be out of shape and play and look like her. She is on top of her game. She is one of the most popular black females of her generation along with her sister. I am very proud of them and the example that they display.

  • Ro Ro

    Big surprise they have not talked about Serena & Steriods yet.

    This chick is a BEAST.

  • http://Bossip Kimberley

    Grace

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    Poetry in motion.

  • http://www.myspace.com/magnifico1 Yahh Trick YaaHH!!!

    that pic was the shyt!! like she whafting on air lol!!

  • Carla

    Yay Serena, kick Common to the curb, lol…

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