From Winehouse to the Poorhouse

Posted on February 2nd, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Amy Winehouse, In White Folks News, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Here’s a little sumthin’ for you Amy Flophouse fans – the burned-out wench has relinquished her stackage:

Finally some positive news from Amy Winehouse. The troubled singer, who is still vacationing in St. Lucia, has reportedly handed control of her $21 million fortune to her parents.

We’ve been hearing reports about Amy’s reckless spending in the past, and since there’s no immediate plans for her to return to work, her parents want to make sure she doesn’t pull an M.C. Hammer and spend every last penny of her fortune.

Her father Mitch and mother Janis now have controlling rights to her money and business decisions concerning her company, Cherry Westfield. Wino can’t make any major decisions without their approval.

A source tells Britain’s Sunday Mirror newspaper, “Everyone is pleased because it means Amy is listening to good advice. It’s still her money and nobody else can touch it. But this stops her doing anything stupid. And it is evidence that Amy is really turning her life around.”

Wino reportedly signed documents which give her parents “articles of association,” handing them shares in her company and voting rights that could restrict her actions.

The source adds, “Mitch convinced Amy she needs a safety valve for the money for her own good – to stop her doing anything rash. She can be very impetuous and the family wanted to protect her. She cannot make a sudden decision.

“Her dad wad also worried she might be tempted to go back to (her jailed husband) Blake (Fielder-Civil) – and put him in charge. That is now impossible. This would never have happened before, certainly not when she was with Blake. It’s her money and nobody else can touch it. But she can’t do anything stupid.”

This is probably the smartest decision Amy (and her parents) could have made. Blake could have easily convinced her to sign off her rights to him, but thankfully that’s impossible now. Don’t be surprised if she actually files for divorce now.

Now if her parents want to do the right thing, then they’ll keep them duckets on lock for the rest of Amy’s unnatural life. Skanky batch.

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  • Colonel StinkMeaner(I JUST HEARD THE DUMBEST F-ING SONG….DO THE STANKY LEG?!!)

    MAN I WAS EATIN!! YUCK!! STOP PUTTIN THIS LOSER UP HERE!!

  • MS. PANAMA

    SORRY, BUT.. MTO REPORTED THIS STORY 4 DAYS AGO!

    STILL GOT LUV 4 YA BOSSIP!!! :)

  • Oshie

    do the stanky leg
    do the stanky leg
    when I hit the dance flo
    do the stanky leg
    do the stanky leg
    do the stanky leg

  • Wenzel Dashington

    if her parents control the money, keep her on an island, keep her away from men and keep her naked, she can’t get to the crack…sounds like a plan

  • Dina

    colonelstink called her a loser about an article about her $21 million. LOL! You got 21 million stink?

  • http://www.k.com noelle

    Lol, why ya’ll keep putting this crackhead up here????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • RP

    Amy is a 5x Grammy winning artist, she finally realizes that she has been out of control. I wish her the best, who’s perfect?

  • gofigure

    damn — this woman
    could cure a nigga
    of the “I-LOVE-WHITE-WOMEN”
    disease —
    One look at this ghost
    and a man wants to put
    on some Indie.Arie CD’s
    and run his fingers through
    some nappy coochie hair !!!

  • WinoCrackFan

    OMG! YAY!!!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/kuntrygirl2 for real?

    LoL @ “…fingers through some nappy coochie hair!”

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

    You know, Amy. Gary Coleman thought this was a good idea at one point too.

  • memchee

    sounds like pure baloney in an attempt to get the public to believe in Amy.

    I wish her the best, but I don’t see her coming out of those addictions. Girlfriend looks like a street hype in 99.9% of pics taken of her.

  • Mistah Swirl

    The “I-LOVE-WHITE-WOMEN” disease! Whooo!

  • http://amywinehouse.com A.J.W.

    yall need to stop hating

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