P-Poppin’ On A Handstand Pistol: Woman Sentenced to 25 Years In Prison For Hiding A Loaded Gun In Her Vajayjay During Arrest

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Woman Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison For Hiding Gun In Her Private Part

An Oklahoma woman who attempted to hide a loaded hand gun from police by concealing it in her dark down under while being arrested for drug possession has now been sentenced to 25 years in prison.

via The Smoking Gun

The Oklahoma woman who had a loaded handgun concealed in her “lady parts”when she was arrested earlier this year on a drug charge has been sentenced to 25 years in state prison, according to court records.

Christie Dawn Harris, 28, last week entered no contest pleas to three felony counts during a hearing in Pontotoc County District Court. Harris, whose rap sheet already includes multiple felony convictions, copped on June 27 to possession of methamphetamine with intent to distribute, gun possession, and bringing contraband into jail.

Judge Steven Kessinger sentenced Harris to serve 25 years on each count, with the penalties to run concurrently. He also ordered her to pay $1363 in court costs and fees.

Harris was arrested in March after a drug dog alerted to a vehicle in which she and another woman were seated (the car was parked outside a closed restaurant at 3:45 AM). A subsequent search of the Toyota Yaris turned up meth, drug paraphernalia, a .25 caliber semi-automatic pistol, and a loaded magazine.

While being transported to jail, Harris told a cop “several times that she needed to go to the bathroom,” according to an Ada Police Department report.

During processing at the jail, Harris balked when directed to lower her underwear so that a female officer could check for contraband. She “advised that she was on her period and did not want to,” cops noted.

After Harris complied with police, Officer Kathy Unbewust reported, “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.” Unbewust then “pulled the item from her va***a, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”

The gun was loaded??? This looney bin broad is lucky it didn’t go off!

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