Friday, November 9th, 2007
Isn’t He Married??
Posted by Bossip Staff
Comedian Dave Chapelle was spotted recently in NYC. Via NY Daily News:
Dave Chappelle slipped into The Plumm, where he partied from midnight until 4 a.m. Our spies say the married comic spent some of that time whispering and dancing with a sexy brunette in a tight black bustier. The pair left three minutes apart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah who really cares about him and his brunette side deal. We just want to know when his ass is coming back to TV. Chapelle’s Show was way too short-lived…that was some classic funny sh*t right there.
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He is probably cheating on his wife, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. He’s been pretty low key as of late.
I know bossip wanted to make a big deal of him being w/ a brunette but it shouldn’t be because his wife is Asian.
Ha!
Nice try.
THAT’s a funny dude right there!! funny lookin too….lol, sorry couldn’t help myself
Funny dude, i love the charlie murphy skit on da show! Iv got a thing for charlie murphy, i dont no why…..
Is his wife Japanese? For some reason, I thought she was Asian. Just curious.
http://www.theblackactor.com/
my *****…
Bmama….
MY favorite skit was clayton Bigsby…..WHITE POWER!!!
Condalingus Rice! Sounds like a Mexican dish!! HEE-LARRY-US!!!
TEXAS!!!!!!SHAWTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!
I’m Al Sharpton and I am literally ashamed that “BABY PLEASE” has no idea that Japanese people ARE Asian! Go back to school!
Dave Chappelle is the truth!
I am also ashamed that Bahama Mama forgot what this post was about so she just typed any old nonsense.
Step AWAY from the keyboard
Bmama..um..too bad I needed a HINT, say hi to me when I get there lol
hello fellow “*****rs” or what were we called?
EwwwwwWhatttttt!
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/chappelle/chappelle-soundboard-4.htm
@ Al Sharpton
Not that I need to explain it to you, but trust me, I’m well aware that Japanese people are Asian.
I hardly think it’s your place to concern yourself with my education — or what you believe to be the lack thereof.
what you do in the dark eventually comes to the light……
EXCUSE THE EFF OUT OF ME!!!! Mr. Sharpton do i have to get David Banner on the phone…But last time i checked it a free world!!
I’m ashamed that u don’t feel the need to do something with hair of ur’s…baby i got this hairdresser that works MAGIC…u want her #??
i though he didnt F@ck white chicks whats up with that chapelle
Al Sharpton go somewhere with your lame self..always gotta be someone to come in the room and mess ***** up
TX???? u still there…the rapper that barks when he raps..either 3 or 4…
Let the man have some fun, will ya?
NOTCHHHHHHHHH!
Fun is one thing. Mean-spiritedness is another.
http://www.theblackactor.com/
hi tx baby girl!
sasha
i though he didnt F@ck white chicks whats up with that chapelle
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What a very stupid comment. His wife is asian so now you are getting on his ***** for being with a white chick(if at all).
@ JalilMaster,
Actually he did say he doesnt “mess” with white girls, but the “whats up with that chapelle” was a bit silly
God Speed!
NOTCH u’s silly….
back to work
ya’ll boring
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who cares.
sitfu.com
Taking a Closer Look at the Stories Ignored by the Mainstrean Media
Basically a guy talked to a girl in a club…..wow!
fav dave quotes
Go!
“Look here, nicca, if anyone’s gonna have sex with my sister, it’s gonna be me.”
Rosie O’Donnell, she wears underwear with ***** holes
lol
Wayne Brady
Hoes, Dave. Dave, hoes.
Dave Chappelle
Good evening, *****es.
i agree with sasha what is up with that get you a black women and who gives ah if shes asian
Knock-knock…
Who’s there?
Some skits biotch
ya betta put yo inside voice on fo’ i put that ***** OUTside
They shoulda never gave you *****s money.
Man, will somebody keep track of Dave before he disappears again? I know he’s doing Stand-up again, but *****ody know’s his itinerary…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
i hate ya guts….i hope alll the bad things in the world happen to you…and only you!
lmao
Sir, I have never seen Michael’s alleged *****, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess… there’s a head, a shaft, some *****, hair – maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it.
Michael Jackson has many faces – none of them look guilty to me. You gotta look in the eyes, not the noses.
lmao….hahahahahahahahaha…..hahahahahaahaha
***** Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!
‘Granny Don’t’
seen a tape where five cops beat up a ***** and they said that they had a reasonable doubt. I got my doubts too! All right? How come they never found Biggie and Tupac’s murderers, but they could arrest O.J. the next day. Nicole Simpson can’t rap!
NICOLE SIMPSON CAN’T RIGHT
G-GG-G-G-G-G-G Git yo’ ***** in the car!
RAP RATHER!
and lol @ patent
G unit!
Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this ***** broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.
How you gon tell me I can’t pee on bishes?
R. Kelly is a trip!
Mr. President! Stop sucking the amb*****ador’s *****!
I damn fell out the seat hearing that ish^^^
I think I found all the crack that was in Harlem
I’m leaving w/ Bibble!
HEY ALL MY NAPPY HEADEDEDEDED HOES!!!!!
You’ll be *****in fat *****es in NO TIME!
What did the 5 fingers
Say
To
The FACE?!?!?
SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI
JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES!
YOU LIKE THESE JOKES NI99A!
JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES!
^^^WATCH THE MIDDLE
All I’ll say about Elian is thank God he’s Cuban. ‘Cause if he was Haitian you’d've never heard about his *****. If Elian Gonzales was Elian Mumumbo from Haiti, they would’ve pushed that little rubber tube right back in the water. “Sorry little fella, all full. Good luck!”
aye! aye, dog aye!
BAHAMA MAMA
YA TALKING OVER MY KEAD CHICK
LOL
I’ma get my ***** BOTOXED so they’ll be SMOOTH like an egg!
Im in no way shape or form involved with any
NI99ERDOM!
R. Kelly was *****ed. No punchline to that.
***** was *****ed. He was all “How could you go and make a video about peeing on someone?”
*****, how could YOU go making a video about peeing on somebody?
Sorry FAW…lol
“I’M RICK JAMES *****!”
No, I can’t stop yelling, ’cause that’s how I talk! Haven’t you seen my movies? “Juice” That was a good one! “Deep Blue Sea” They ate me! A mother*****ing shark ate me! Drink up, *****!
LMAO….hahahahaha..hahaha
HAVEN’T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES??!?!!?!?
that ish had me dying…i rewind all the time…lmao
uhhhhh lost…..no clue what yall talking bout…
okay…favorite comedian of all time???
This is the Remix edition of the sound of my *****in!
*****IS*****EDUP
SMOOTH BALLLLLLS???
ARE THEY SHINY??
LOL
naw member him in the cl*****roon on say no to drugs day????
SHINEY
okay…favorite comedian of all time???
Richard Pryor Hands Down!!!
‘This water sho’ is cold!
And it’s DEEP TEW!’
*****IS*****EDUP
SMOOTH BALLLLLLS???
ARE THEY SHINY??
LOL
^^^^So shiny you can see ya reflection on ‘em.
okay…favorite comedian of all time???
^^^ martin lawrence…
Haters wanna Hate. Lovers wanna Love!
I don’t really want.
None of thee above!
I want to ***** on you!
Drip Drip Drip.
Pee on you.
I’ll ***** on you.
ditto martin
old skool eddie…he was eff funny man!!!
I call this the Tron Special. Get outta my face ***** I’m makin juice. Remeber the Real Mad World Episode?? LOL I had sex with Katie too. Katie had some big ***** *****ies
***** is *****ed UP!
*****IS*****EDUP
SMOOTH BALLLLLLS???
ARE THEY SHINY??
LOL
^^^^So shiny you can see ya reflection on ‘em.
—————————–
CAN I SEE??
lol I memeber that M-daddy
who would win in a comedy showdown?? out of all the comedians?? died or alive?? playing the dozens momma jokes….all that crap???
^^^^So shiny you can see ya reflection on ‘em.
—————————–
CAN I SEE??
^^^^^So smooth it’s like swallowin ya hubby’s kids. You know, like you did last nite. Look like you got a coupled dried up on the tip of ya nose.
Me lookin at FAW-ty in the face and motioning w/ my hand.
“No, to the left. Now you got it!”
died or alive???
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
{looks around room}
BMAMA! {motions her to come here, whispers}
Say…what y’all talkin bout?
Take yo curler’s out nicca!!!
Take yo curler’s out nicca!!!
Hate on Hater!
Now or later!
I can’t help my hair is longer than yours!
‘I wanna ***** Ms. Parkuh’
A whole lot of nothing Tx… a whole lot of nothing..
FOOL…u is BALD!! u kno that ain’t even yo hair…u went to mike for some lace fronts
FOOL…u is BALD!! u kno that ain’t even yo hair…u went to mike for some lace fronts
^^^^Since I’m Bald WTF you tellin me to take my curler’s out.
GTFOH!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patent when you get extensions?! lol
How can you extend something that ain’t there??
FOOL…u is BALD!! u kno that ain’t even yo hair…u went to mike for some lace fronts
^^^^Since I’m Bald WTF you tellin me to take my curler’s out.
GTFOH!
^^^^^
{looks back n’forth btwn Bmama and Patent}
He got you there tho lol!
ole instigating behind.
dummy u ain’t neva heard females callin other females bald-headed but they got hair, it just ain’t alot….lol…i know the reasoning is stupid but it happens….AND i was refer’n to ur gravatar. lol
lol @ TX
dummy u ain’t neva heard females callin other females bald-headed but they got hair, it just ain’t alot….lol…i know the reasoning is stupid but it happens….AND i was refer’n to ur gravatar. lol
^^^I knew u was talkin bout the gravvie so since yours aint got no pic AND don’t *****ody know what you look like, I put it out there that mines was longer than urs. Thus you coulda came back w/ a comment that mines was shorter but….
You missed out w/ your Tig Ol Bitties that slap you in the face when I hit it from the back.
Suck ya own Tit-Tay like you did before I hit it last nite.
we used to say something like
‘bald headed scall-uh-wag
ain’t got no hair in the back
gel-ed up weaved up
your hair is messed up’
lol…everybody had hair tho but when you were younger you still got offended like, ‘KiKi why you mad? Your hair is past your shoulders!!’
“You missed out w/ your Tig Ol Bitties that slap you in the face when I hit it from the back.
Suck ya own Tit-Tay like you did before I hit it last nite.”
Huh?? WTF?! lol
Patent is so random…I thought I was the only one THAT random lol!
lmao @ Patent….I just wanna tell u sometimes u leave me utterly speechless….
lmao @ Patent….I just wanna tell u sometimes u leave me utterly speechless….
^^^^
Specially after I ‘Hit It’
B-Ma shakes her head and hand as to motion to me…
“Don’t Touch Me”
lol…I’m going to lunch! lata
B’mama…you know how we do…bring me something back!
I was there, it was the frugly ***** door girl.
It wasnt nothing.
YALL STILL IN HERE, LMAO I AM OVER IN THE HIDEOUT TALKING BOUT IMMA NEED MORE PPL…..LMMFAO
DC IS HUNG YALL LIKE A STALLION AND A FUNNY DUDE
BEST FUNNY ***** ALIVE!!
(oH i got one!)
***** yo couch *****…***** yo couch!
buy another one you rich motha *****er!
(laughing so hard to myself)
so then he comes in there and i said look ***** I’m Rick James, and i smacked em!……hahahahahaahaha
LOOK EVERYBODY IT’S BROTHER DARKNESS!! HAHAHAAHAHAAH..DAMN!! I CAN’T HELP MY MYSELF
OH…. U BLACK *****-*****KAS …. U AS COLD AS ICE..
WHAT I’M GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGZZZZ CHARLIE MURPHYYYYYYYYYY
Dave -
U can have all the jump-offs U want, just COME BACK, Man!!
And bring back “Ashy Larry” wit ya!
Funny Funny Funny!!!
He can be hung he’s still ugly as hell!!! A ***** damn sure isn’t everything lol. He was kinda funny but I’ve seen funnier.
Now, Charlie Murphy IS Funny as hell!!
(“lick her on her face and said”)
I RICK JAMES!….JOY YOURSELF
(have to come back to say one more or maby even more )
(nooooo…i forgot ***** in there let me do it again)
(”lick her on her face and said”)
I RICK JAMES *****!….JOY YOURSELF
(have to come back to say one more or maby even more )
(now i got it right)
Honestly, if my man is going to cheat, I’d prefer it if he cheated on me with a white woman because I don’t want to have to f— up a colored girl and kill him. I wouldn’t feel bad beating a white girl’s *****.
It’s not PC but whatever. “Colored” includes anyone who is not white.
Then I am confused. This guy Dave posted a profile and a hot picture at a millionaire dating site named http://www.richromances.com. It seems he is dating a girl over there!
Baby Please, you can’t be mad at Al Sharpton for his post in response to you saying that you thought Dave’s wife was Japanese, not Asian. It came across as you not knowing that Japanese people were from Asia.