Friday, November 9th, 2007
Which One Would You Hit??
Posted by Bossip Staff
Chris Tucker, Dallas Austin, and Jermaine Dupri all hit up the The Annual Fight Night ‘Fight for Children’ fundraising gala last night in DC.
If you had to hit one of these interesting gentlemen, Which One??
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all of them…
none of them.
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Chris Tucker!!!! He-s freakin Hilarious…. I would love to hit that! lol!
Yuck! I’d rather spend time by myself.
i would still hit CT ……
NONE! CT is no longer funny, not that he ever really was, JD is short and fug, and DA is a *****!
I’d take Chris Tucker!
I guess if I have to choose, I’d pick Chris. He’s not a midget or a drug addict which puts him heads above the other two. Too bad he’s not easy on the eyes.
The darkness!!
chris tucker…….the money talks chris tucker
I WOULD HIT SOME OF CHRIS’S NEANDERTHAL BROW DOWN
Not to mention Chris seems like he’s got a whole lot of energy to work with. lol
Smokey used to be so fine – what happened???
He can still get it though…..
Ugh!! None of them, Bossip stop putting Fugly looking men for us lady to choose from, The Tyrese and Tank post was the best one that you have done for the ladies, this picture hurts my eyes! UGHHHHHH!!!
Dallas all day and all night…
yea, I said it… lol
Chris Tucker all the way. He’d probably tell me great jokes afterwards
Well def not CT, he’s rumored to be gay and dating an attractive well-known male politician in the ATL area!
None of the above…
Yeah, I feel ya mzc2u… for real.. Put up some fine ***** football players or somethin’, got dayum!!!!
well…hit them with a bat???????that’s what i would do..i’d hit JD in the eye 1st,that other dude in the leg and CT in the face too…that’s what i would do…y’all need to stop forcing people down my throat….now i gotta blow ma nose.UGHHH BOSSIP.get together.
wow, so remember when Chris Tucker used to be cute. my how times have changed. anway, my answer is none of the above. next.
naan one!! Chris Tucker’s facial expressions have been frightening me lately…
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CHRIS TUCKER’S BLOATED LOOKING ***** !!
Chris Tucker…I sure as hell wouldn’t put JD on me, and I don’t know who the other brotha is.
Dallas Austin
PS: I bet he has a long, skinny thang.
Dallas Austin looks like he’s on some freaky ish. I’d smash…..
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none of the above
I would rather die
If I have to choose–maybe…Chris…if I were drunk as hell and horny as *****. Although he reminds me of a low-key drug head. The other 2 OOOh hell naw. Not even for the sake of mankind. *shudders*
NONE!
A HUGE EWWWWWWWWW TO ANYONE THAT WANTS TO.
YUCK!!
MAYBE CHIRS TUCKER FOR THE CASH!
I would hit Chris Tucker…all day…every day!!!
Chris Tucker is sooooo fine.
The other two…meh.
Chis Tucker by far. I have always thought Chris was very handsome.
Dallas is 1 Sexy **********a, He could Get It!
um Chris Tucker’s…….tie….that tie is nice can i just cuddle up with that? Everybody/thing else in the pic can go to somebody else…..
yippy, i was there!
JD looks like a minature Ape- Chris I would hit he would make me laugh- Dallas is a drug addict with no respect for women. He talks about women real bad. I hope chili is getting some mad money for child support from that crackhead Dallas
Chris Tucker all day with his funny self. Something sexy about a funny man.
JD-HELL NAW!!!!! With his wittle itty bitty self. UGH! LOL
Wonder where Dallas Austin has been????
I bet JD standing on a box to get in this picture
JD looks always “idiot-faced” guy.
uh, none of them. damn, they look greezy…. lol
greeeeeeYzy
I’d hit all of them… right in the face with a f*cking bottle. Ugly as hell, what the hell is wrong with Bossip?? First the site goes defunct for a few days, then they stop reporting stories and just so stupid pics and lame ***** commentary, but now they asking chics if they’d hit Tucker, Austin or ugly a$$ snagga- tooth Dupri!! Come on Bossip- I used to be such a f*cking lady on here but yall are testing my patience!! Find some effing gossip!!
The guy lurking in the back that you can see. All them *****s is busted.
they all deserve a smack in the face
None.
I see the *****s r at it again, LOL
wow how pathetic, LOL
Busted? Chris Tucker can get it anywhere no doubt!! He not fugg and wouldn’t want yall bugga boos no way.
@bossipkeep*****going
you posted this same type of crap on the ‘who would you hit tyrese/tank one.’
Why even keep coming on these post. Cuz you’re nosey and aint got no life. Its Friday night get out the damn house. I bet you nosey in real life too. Peeking around cornas tryin to see what everybody else doin. Get a friend. I’ll tell you where to start. Like minded individuals such as yourself CAN be found-try dunkin donuts, your local drug store (magazine aisle) or laundry mat. Oh me? I got a 5am flight headed to Chi-Town (for the weekend), wont be back til Monday. So if you got anything to say save it til then, I mean you wouldnt want to talk smack about me & I cant defend myself.
As far as comments on ‘Who would you hit?’
Its all jokes-*****s & giggles/playful and harmless fun. Oh…and I almost forgot…
YO MOMMA
Dallas Austin
@Luv child- OMG u r too funny. Espec that last bit- Yo Momma. U sur told BossipKeeps…these posts are all in jest, just bcos we say who we’d “hit” dont mean were *****s. Damn. Neway i say CT before he put on weight and got all bloated looking. DA second, hes alrite lookin but looks like a druggie and a freak, like hes got bare STDs. But hes a *****, talkin nasty bout women, so forget him. LOL@John- I bet JD standing on a box to get in this picture- too funny!!
I hit all three of dem. Get me in a room (or a outhouse or a rat-infested taco-bell joint) and some gardening toolz, and I is show yous one freaky freak up in here. I is givin’ dem threez may shorties and then gets alimony.
The truth is, who cares.
1) Abe Lincoln
2) Colonel Sanders from KFC
3) Fat Albert.
4) Worf from star trek
Who would you hit?
none!
All of them are ugly.
None of them.
JDupri is with Janet
Dallas is a closet homosexual
Chris is married.
Next?
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLL@CubaLinda
Chris Tucker…when he was Smokey
CHRIS!
JD all day every day!!
It would have to be Dallas Austin. He’s more ez on the eyes. As for Chirs Tucker and JD I would need paper bags!!!!!!!
Chris Tucker got that look in his eyes thats saying Im gonna tear that ***** up……
Chris, back in the “Friday” era. He was fine as hell in that movie. Dallas…no. JD….ewww, Janet can keep that.
Chris Tucker all day..***** him and feed him!!
they all gettin old…
Maybe Chris Tucker from his Smokey days.
Chris tucker! He is funny, smart, and humanitarian…plus all he needs to do is hit the gym and get back to his Smokey, money talks, Rush Hour 1 swagga.
All of them.
Dallas has a lot of nerve talking about someone *****ing for tracks. Yo peep him on realhouse of Atl. Who’s ***** he sucking, cause i guess what “Big Poppa wants he gets. Jump *****, jump. Sell out!!!!!!!!