Here Kitty, Kitty: Oklahoma Woman Threatens To Kill 72-Year-Old Neighbor For Telling People She Had Chopped Down Her Cat!

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LMFAO!

Oklahoma Woman Threatens To Kill Neighbor Over Cat Sex Rumor

Via NYDailyNews

Not all crazy cat ladies are created equal.

A man in Oklahoma City told police his neighbor, Kristina Michelle Brown, threatened him with a knife after Brown claimed the man revealed she had sex with a cat.

Before phoning police, Elmer Morrison, 72, saw 23-year-old Brown standing by a fence separating their properties, holding a silver pocket knife.

“Come outside, I know you are in there,” Brown yelled at Morrison, according to a police report posted online by the Smoking Gun. “Do you wanna die?”

Interviewed by police, Brown said that she was angry at Morrison “because of what he did to me.”

Asked to elaborate, Brown said, “Because everyone knows. I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.”

Hahahahahahahaahahaha!

The arresting officer described Brown’s comments as “very random” and said they “pertained nothing to the subject at hand.”

When pressed over whether Morrison had any role or knowledge about the sexual relationship with the feline, Brown recounted her claim and said her neighbor “does not know about what she did with the cat, she is just mad at him and wants him to die.”

Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon. She is being held at the Oklahoma County Jail in lieu of $5,000 bail.

When told about Brown’s accusation regarding her cat, Morrison seemed surprised.

“This is news to me,” Morrison said.

This ho crazy. Get her a straitjacket.

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