Her Royal Highness Blue Ivy is either A) a powerful mutant who will enslave us all one day or B) the angriest (and tallest) 1-year-old alive. Either way, she’s the hottest toddler in the game whose refusal to smile makes her completely adorable, intriguing and human.
Here’s a photo gallery of everyone’s favorite angry (but adorable) toddler. Take a look.
“B***h always got somethin slick to say…I’d fight her if I could”
“Hol’up, daddy…what that b***h just whisper under her breath?!”
“Bish better be glad mommy holding me back…”
“Mommy got me out here dressed like a Mexican girl on the first day of Kindergarten…scressful”
“Can’t a famous toddler get love anymore?/Tell CPS mommy carrying me like groceries, timbs dragging on the floor…”
“This bish wack. I miss Uncle Bleeky. He warmed up my organic unicorn milk up just how I like it.”
“Is that…..Keyshia Cole? HALP!”
“Mommy put that finger in my mouth and there WILL be gunplay…”
“CAMEL BREAF ATTACK!” *fake dies*”
“One day, every one of you irrelevant insects who slander my never combed hair will kneel before ME”
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