That’s one helluva a $5 foot-long…
Subway Employee Rubs Genitals On Sandwich Bread
Via HuffPo reports:
A Subway “sandwich artist” admitted today to putting his p**nis on the store’s sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram.
The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits. In several photos, Subway’s signature bread is shaped into penises.
One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that “today at work I froze my pee” in a water bottle.
Boggs posted — and later deleted — the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username “weedpriest” with a caption that reads, “My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.”
In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.
“I would never do that at work — it was at home,” he said. “This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.”
UPDATE: Boggs was fired on Monday, and a representative from Subway public relations released this statement:
This isolated incident is not representative of SUBWAY Sandwich Artists™. These actions are not tolerated and the franchisee took immediate action to terminate the two employees involved.
He’s quite a few inches short of a 6 inch sub. Yuck daddy!