Carlos Danger…? LMFAO!!!!
The other shoe dropped yesterday for Anthony Weiner, who was forced to admit he engaged in a months-long sexting affair with a woman — a year after he resigned from Congress in disgrace — using the bizarre online alias Carlos Danger.
Weiner copped to the pathological behavior after the Web site thedirty.com reported that he had exchanged dozens of sexually explicit messages, phone calls and photos with a then 22-year-old Indiana woman.
Weiner, who at the start of his mayoral campaign said other instances of sexual high jinks might surface, sent snapshots of his penis to the woman and engaged in extremely raunchy talk last summer — long after he claimed to have been rehabilitated.
Some of his messages were enough to make a p*** star blush.
“So I walk into a hotel room and you are at the end of the bed naked, except for some amazing f–k- me shoes, your legs are spread and your feet are flat on the ground,” wrote Weiner using both Carlos Danger and Dangr33.
“I slide my c*** in you slow at first, then harder my b***s are slapping your a$$. With each thrust you squeal a little. I start to f*** you so hard your tiddays almost hit you in the face. You reach behind and spread your a$$.”
Straight like that.
Hours after the raunchy chats were posted, Weiner issued a statement confirming that some of the details “are true” and apologized.
He then held a press conference with his again-humiliated wife, Huma Abedin, standing awkwardly beside him,
When she took the podium, she said, “It took a lot of work and whole lot of therapy to get to a place where I could forgive Anthony . . . I love him. I’ve forgiven him. I believe in him.”
That poor, poor woman.
Flip it over to read some of the freaky-deeky messages that Señor Weiner aka Carlos Danger hit “send” on.
Image via AP