Would You Hit It?

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February 5th, 2009 110 Comments 4414 Views

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110 Responses to “Would You Hit It?”

BigGntl

2/5/09, 14:48:pm

Hell No…………..

Taj

2/5/09, 14:51:pm

Oh hell yeah! I would definitely hit…HER WITH A STEEL SHOVEL FROM THE CEMETARY. That chick looks like she is straight from B-more! Ughn!

Why Oh Why

2/5/09, 14:52:pm

She looks like a vulture from the projects.

Christilicious

2/5/09, 14:52:pm

puking, vomiting, throwing up….plz

HarlemWorld

2/5/09, 14:54:pm

If it is not disease infested and she turns around … why not? We all God’s children!

Tiff

2/5/09, 14:54:pm

LOL @ Why Oh Why…

I couldn’t quite put my finger on it but you said it exactly how I was thinking it… WTF…

Bobbizzie

2/5/09, 14:54:pm

I’d hit it wit a 40oz bottle and a bag of flammin’ poo.

Pimpin Willie Dynamite Supertight (Favor Gonna Kill You Faster Then A Bullet)

2/5/09, 14:54:pm

LOFL….

I am *****in speechless, is that a midget?

Pimpin Willie Dynamite Supertight (Favor Gonna Kill You Faster Then A Bullet)

2/5/09, 14:55:pm

@HarlemWorld

If it is not disease infested and she turns around … why not? We all God’s children!

LMAO!!!!!

HarlemWorld

2/5/09, 14:57:pm

Is it… puzzy? Negroes on here sound like they allergic to puzzy.

Govt. Cheese

2/5/09, 14:57:pm

She reeks of STD’s and those deadly diseases Chickens and other poultry get.

HELL NO!!! I don’t have money for the Vet too.

Tapanga

2/5/09, 14:59:pm

I just bust out laughing!!!!!!!!! LOL, LOL, LOL!!!

cmoore

2/5/09, 15:02:pm

not at all….she looks dumb

SnapOne

2/5/09, 15:04:pm

would i hit it? hellll yeahhhh lol ma is thick!

Mannie

2/5/09, 15:04:pm

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Look at them tigobitties LOL!!!.

No I would not, I’m a black man and I try my best to carry myself in a respecatable manner. And there for since I do, I would expect the same from a black woman (a woman period) to also carry herslef in a respectable manner. But this LOL!!! is horrible. Alot of men would HIT THAT because they have no VALUE, no SELF RESPECT.

Look at the way this woman is portraying herself, LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT, a woman with no SHAME.

If she can put herself on DISPLAY so the whole world can see her like this, then what is she telling you about herself, THAT SHE DOES NOT RESPECT HERSELF. And just think about how many other men this woman (and hers alike) have slept with.

Us men easily fall victim to, “THE *****” IT HAS POWER I ADMIT, but brotha’s we need to control ourselves and be with one woman. AIDS IS NO JOKE and it’s killing us. But, to make a long story short,

ALL PEOPLE DON’T HIT ANYHTING IF YOU GET IT TO EASY, OR ESPECIALLY IF THE PERSON DOES NOT CARRY THEMSELVES WELL. LIKE “MS. THANG” RIGHT HERE. LOl!!

It is easy to “HIT” (HAVE SEX) with someone, but it’s not easy when you catch something you can’t get rid of like AIDS.

ImWhatItIs

2/5/09, 15:07:pm

i know her so ***** yall

Candid Canuck

2/5/09, 15:09:pm

LMBAO! NO!!

Candid Canuck

2/5/09, 15:10:pm

Isn’t she Bushwick Bill’s wifey!! LOL!

cali_in_va

2/5/09, 15:10:pm

Yo, she gotta be a chocolate oompah loompah. She got normal size hands, head and *****ies, but a tiny chubby ***** body. And yes, I’d smash. I could bounce her off my knee, throw her up in the air and flip her around.

Pig Benis

2/5/09, 15:10:pm

LOL… ewww…

Nih

2/5/09, 15:12:pm

Well if you know here you should have let her know she was dead azz wrong for posing like that. I am completely dead on this one……….

Nih

2/5/09, 15:14:pm

*her*

Its6amHoGetOut

2/5/09, 15:14:pm

If she rung my doorbell I’d hit with a pillowcase full of cans of *****e i just bought, then I’d ***** on her, then pour syrup all over her then a bag of flour, then I’d get my i-phone and take a bunch of pictures before calling the cops and saying “some b*tch just broke into my house” and stole food!

FOXY

2/5/09, 15:15:pm

SHE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN HIT WITH AN UGLY STICK THAT IS

sLICK

2/5/09, 15:15:pm

ONLY IF IT WAS PITCH BLACK AT MIDNIGHT IN A DARK CORNER.

barb

2/5/09, 15:16:pm

yes. with a 2×4.

Its6amHoGetOut

2/5/09, 15:17:pm

If she rung my doorbell I’d hit her with a pillowcase full of cans of *****e i just bought, then I’d ***** on her, then pour syrup all over her then a bag of flour, then I’d get my i-phone and take a bunch of pictures before calling the cops and saying “some b*tch just broke into my house” and stole food!

shar

2/5/09, 15:17:pm

@ “Buzzard woman”
@ Taj
@ Why oh Why
@ Govt Cheese

Thank you “Buzzard woman” for letting them see your picture because those coments were funny. Hahaha.

Queens Couture

2/5/09, 15:17:pm

LMAO dead @ harlem world. is she a midget? her proportions look midgetish. and i’m not sayin anything is wrong with midgets. we all need love…

Its6amHoGetOut

2/5/09, 15:18:pm

If she had a ***** I would hit. hell yeah

barb

2/5/09, 15:19:pm

is that one of the crows that was *****in with michael jackson in The Wiz?

shar

2/5/09, 15:21:pm

@cali_in_va

“Yo, she gotta be a chocolate oompah loompah…”

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That has got to be the funnies and most descriptive name for her. You’ve have killed me.

ImWhatItIs

2/5/09, 15:21:pm

No, I don’t really know her. But this may have been a picture for her man that got leaked.

johneemac

2/5/09, 15:22:pm

All I need is, 2 forties of steel reserve, a grape dutchie full of some killa and I’d go on it!!!!

Just Some Cat

2/5/09, 15:22:pm

@shar

word! these are some of the funniest comments I’ve seen on bossip yet. they need to bring honey back weekly for encore.

oh, and of course I WOULD NOT HIT THAT!

johneemac

2/5/09, 15:23:pm

make that 2 dutchies!!!

Just Some Cat

2/5/09, 15:24:pm

@johneemac

that sh*t was a scream.

downtown

2/5/09, 15:24:pm

WHAT!!!

Just Some Cat

2/5/09, 15:24:pm

and 4 forties

billy boy

2/5/09, 15:26:pm

hell ya half ya’ll internet freaks would hit that. All the single dudes on here prolly just got off the internet ***** sites looking at stuff worst than this. Don’t reply to the post, instead of lying saying you wouldn’t hit it. Tell the truth you opened up the page just to see if they got a @ss shot. Fake @ss bums

frida

2/5/09, 15:26:pm

Why do you post degrading pictures of woman, have some decency, i know Bossip has woman on their staff.
How about showing some respect for woman and stop posting stuff like this.

To my sisters in the world, you don’t have to pose
naked or half-naked to feel good about yourselves.
Having dignity can be sexy, too.

Mini Oprah...LOL

2/5/09, 15:27:pm

She looks like a mini Oprah…LMAO

reese615

2/5/09, 15:28:pm

*****…man, YES!!!

“You can’t run from me, you’re a midgit. Sit still so I can put this thang where it needs to go. Stop trying to grab it with those vienna sausage fingers; that’s scary. You just lay back, Daddy’s gonna do all the work!” –sick pervert

reese615

2/5/09, 15:33:pm

@ frida

Why do you post degrading pictures of woman, have some decency, i know Bossip has woman on their staff.
How about showing some respect for woman and stop posting stuff like this.

To my sisters in the world, you don’t have to pose
naked or half-naked to feel good about yourselves.
Having dignity can be sexy, too.
_______________

Come on, boo. That’s like telling the news “why do you have to report on murders and stuff…wasn’t there a beautiful rainbow somewhere you could have reported on?” I’m afraid you’re gonna have to get serious and realize bossip isn’t the culprit. It’s this chick, and the other one, and the other one, and the 4th poster, hell, even you with the pics you’ve taken in your life.

EXCUSE THE CAPS I AINT MAD..........

2/5/09, 15:37:pm

HELL NAH!!!! THERE IS NO WAY. BUT SADDLY ENOUGH I KNOW SOME FOLKS WHO IF THEY WERE DRUNK ENOUGH THEY WOULD. LOL. I SHOWED ON OF THE GUYS IN MY OFFICE AND HE WAS LIKE “ILL GIVE IT A TRY, AND KEEP IT HUSH HUSH”. WE HAVENT STOPPED CLOWIN HIM SINCE. HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER TOLD US THAT. LOL. ITS OVER!!!!!

Carla

2/5/09, 15:46:pm

I don’t know what to say about this photo, lol…..

andie

2/5/09, 15:51:pm

HOW DEAR YOU DISRESPECTED OPRAH THAT POOR TANG NEEDS HELP

Just Some Cat

2/5/09, 15:52:pm

@billy boy

spoken like a ***** that would most definitely hit it. maybe has hit it already.

ThAtLaDy22

2/5/09, 15:53:pm

YA’LL THAT IS A MIDGET!

aziajs

2/5/09, 15:55:pm

Is that a little person?

SnapOne

2/5/09, 15:56:pm

Mannie sounds like a bitter female

i would hit hit hittt that shortie cuz shes just as human as a normal size woman

ThAtLaDy22

2/5/09, 15:58:pm

WHATEVA FLOATS UR BOAT!

kenny

2/5/09, 16:00:pm

i’d hit that ***** and ***** her like a ***** or make a flick wit dat bitck

Yummy

2/5/09, 16:03:pm

Taj, dont be talkin bout B-More!!! That ish aint come outta B-more

Nia

2/5/09, 16:22:pm

IS that a midget??

frank lucas

2/5/09, 16:29:pm

Uh, NO.

Thunder

2/5/09, 16:46:pm

Hell yeah… no bull*****.. Id hit it…and hit it again like the Luther song…!!! I don’t know whats wrong all you other *****es….? ***** don’t have a face.

Just Sayin'

2/5/09, 16:46:pm

Plenty of ya’ll would hit it…stop frontin’. If she hollered at ya’ll in the club, ya’ll go straight Luda on her…”One Mo’ Drink”!

harlot

2/5/09, 16:49:pm

all hetero men would hit this and later deny, deny, deny…

CBreezy

2/5/09, 16:53:pm

Guys we have to stop lying. All of you know you would hit it and some of the ladies would too….

Colonel StinkMeaner(THAT'S $20,000 ALPACA! YOU BLOT THAT $H!T!)

2/5/09, 16:54:pm

P*****……it look like that joker stank!! Straight scutta-head skeez-bucket status!

Colonel StinkMeaner(THAT'S $20,000 ALPACA! YOU BLOT THAT $H!T!)

2/5/09, 16:55:pm

…..uck…….just look at it!!

Kigali(Joyfully Licking The ***** of Random Cracka's Since 1972)

2/5/09, 16:56:pm

they know they would,lol… she looks funky

Colonel StinkMeaner(THAT'S $20,000 ALPACA! YOU BLOT THAT $H!T!)

2/5/09, 16:57:pm

I just ain’t one of them dudes that would hit any and everything. Imma picky nucca. 8’s and up on a scale of 1 to 10. Why lower my standards?

Kigali(Joyfully Licking The ***** of Random Cracka's Since 1972)

2/5/09, 16:57:pm

eeew look at her thighs, she look like a midget

Colonel StinkMeaner(THAT'S $20,000 ALPACA! YOU BLOT THAT $H!T!)

2/5/09, 16:58:pm

I don’t get fly to leave with THAT!!!NO BUDDY!!!

Kigali(Joyfully Licking The ***** of Random Cracka's Since 1972)

2/5/09, 16:58:pm

oop, she is a little person. get it, girl

Colonel StinkMeaner(THAT'S $20,000 ALPACA! YOU BLOT THAT $H!T!)

2/5/09, 16:59:pm

Oompa! Doompa!! Doompatey Dooo!!

bacchus

2/5/09, 17:01:pm

@ nia

my question exactly…lol

Lady J

2/5/09, 17:13:pm

She looks like a vulture!!! lol…..

cali_in_va

2/5/09, 17:20:pm

@barb-that ish is hilarious, cuz it’s true
@Reese615-”you can’t run away from me…”
ah, I have a good feeling about this year for Black people.

Nodonna

2/5/09, 17:20:pm

I’m not even laughing. I see some wild a** photos of people on Bossip. Why do people allow themselves to be seen this way?

It’s disturbing.

cali_in_va

2/5/09, 17:22:pm

and she got like a little person Janet-Rhythm Nation, Mary-What’s the 411 thing going on. What’s her stripped name yall?
1. Little Black Bird
2. Baby Black Crow
3. Ghetto Bird
4. Turducken

cali_in_va

2/5/09, 17:27:pm

5. Pocket Pigeon
6. Hood Feathers
7. Molting Midget

cali_in_va

2/5/09, 17:28:pm

I gotta go study, this was fun though.

WreckLess Driver

2/5/09, 17:47:pm

With my car!

Rozza♥ - My Dog's Name Ain't Baby, It's Hannibal (Mr. Nibbles If You're Nasty!)

2/5/09, 17:49:pm

She is a midget!

I can't say....

2/5/09, 17:57:pm

I just came on here to see if yall would insult the disabled….. and yep, you bossipers know no boudaries!!! LOL!!!

Binary Star

2/5/09, 18:01:pm

Where does the “hair” end and the feathers begin?

exotica

2/5/09, 18:08:pm

Holy *****!! I just realized she’s a midget!!! Look at how short and stubby her arms are as well as her thighs. And if you look at the wall next to her she’s not much taller than the heating vent, and those vents don’t come up that high. That’s crazy.

PIMPNKEV

2/5/09, 18:49:pm

HELL-YEA-ME-AN-HER-R-THE-SAME-HEIGHT–I-WOUKD-DO-THE-HORIZONTAL-MOMBO-ALL-NIGHT

gofigure

2/5/09, 18:54:pm

Is this a midget ?
look at the size of the
head relative to the length
of the thighs — well, I’m
all for equal opportunity.

If you had a sista, maybe
5′3″ (the lower end of ‘normal’
height), the ONLY thing you’d
be thinking of in considering
her as a “jump off”, are (1) is the
damn heffa TOTALLY disease free ?
(2) how freaky is the ugly little
***** ?

If the answer to those two questions
above are (1) government inspected
disease free, ***** ain’t never even
had a yeast infection, and (2) picture
Kim Kardashian on acid, then multiply
it to the 15th power:
then I WOULD ***** the black off that
little heffah.

When I was done with her she would be
whiter than Mariah Carey.

gofigure

2/5/09, 18:56:pm

Seriously, I have one question:
is a midget’s coochie “normal”
size or is it “pint” sized too ?
Really, does anybody know ?

thelastone

2/5/09, 19:12:pm

AIDS is a myth. Do your re-search instead of perpetuating a lie…AIDS = aquired immune deficiancy…. it is not a disease in and of itself. stop being a retard/sheeple and read something other than (b/g)ossip.

remember: “if you don’t read the newspaper you are un-informed; if you read the newspaper you are mis-informed.”

rainbowrabbit

2/5/09, 19:21:pm

Goodness no. Not even if I was straight.

sincere

2/5/09, 19:51:pm

yea i would it wa couple shots of patron henny and sum grey goose

butterfly

2/5/09, 19:54:pm

i heard she got dat nasty womans disease

ME ME ME

2/5/09, 20:17:pm

shes a midget!

Keify (West Bmore)

2/5/09, 23:07:pm

I would definitely hit that…. with a cricket bat and a mack truck!

Madame

2/5/09, 23:41:pm

LOL @ some of these answers …

Awww Damn

2/6/09, 00:26:am

CHI CHI CHI CHIA…….WATER IT AND WATCH IT GROW

Awww Damn

2/6/09, 00:27:am

Human Yorkie……damn….I can keep going all night

Scorpion

2/6/09, 01:27:am

Why….. tell me why……

Boston George

2/6/09, 11:20:am

That door behind her looks like the room you go to in the hood to see the “adult” movie section….lol I would haul ***** if she was back there….lmao

Roe ski Love -SIX BURGH PA

2/6/09, 11:41:am

It’s a bird, It’s a plane, no it’s just Laquisha from arond the way.

C*****ie

2/6/09, 14:19:pm

that ***** looks nasty from behind them damp feathers

turkishjamaican

2/6/09, 14:36:pm

hell yeah!!

Chuuch!!!

2/6/09, 14:48:pm

Yep. I wouldn’t tell y’all, but I’d hit it.

WIFEY06

2/6/09, 15:02:pm

@IT6AM GETONOUT- YOUR GAY BUTT WOULDN’T HIT NO PARTS OF HER SO STOP FAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knifty Devereaux

2/6/09, 18:46:pm

Yeah I would hit it…with my car!!! VRRRROOOOOOM!!!

GTFOH

2/6/09, 19:24:pm

OMG! She looks like a ghetto midget wrestled a vulture and the midget won. Disgusting Bossip, but so *****ing hilarious!

shar

2/6/09, 20:48:pm

Just Some Cat

@shar

word! these are some of the funniest comments I’ve seen on bossip yet. they need to bring honey back weekly for encore.

oh, and of course I WOULD NOT HIT THAT!
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…and they kept on coming. Check out Cali-in-Va.

Life

2/6/09, 23:38:pm

she looks like she’s a side show carnival act laying down in a casket! she needs to stay away from the PIG FEET, for thats the only thing hitting her hard! why oh why do i allow myself to be apart of the madness?

Brokeneyelash

2/7/09, 02:30:am

Is she a damn midget?? WTF

E Wizzle

2/7/09, 05:30:am

Bushwick Snizzle!!!!!!!!!!!

Laci

2/8/09, 03:24:am

Is…Is this a midget? Bossip…wtf…?

Girl440

2/8/09, 13:54:pm

Y’all, of course she’s a midget – or a dwarf. The picture says “Midget…( n some other shyt)”, so you really don’t need to size up her kitkat against the height of the heat vent.

Dwarfs have big head, little body, midgets are proportionate all over so I think she is a midget who might have it “going on” in Midgetland ’cause the girl is built… but that crazy-@zz ‘fit is messing up her game, that’s all.

@cali_in_va… thanks for the laugh – you know you are waaayyyy the f**k out there (in a good way of course!) – grin! Your list of names for her had me LMAO!!! Turducken gets my vote, but “Pocket Pigeon” was a close runner up – LOL!!