Not Even a Brown Paper Bag Over the Head Would Help

Posted on November 13th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Dude-Where is My Stylist?, News, Some Morning Fug

Posted by Bossip Staff

Flavor of Love “Hottie”

Here’s another case of someone that has asscheeks for breasts, but in this particular case, the titties also look like they might smell like ass as well.

Delusional broad of the year, Schatar “Hottie” Taylor attended 1st Annual Hip Hop Regional Music Awards looking gross as usual.  When is she going to ditch that nasty blonde wig and blue eyeshadow combination and get some dresses that fit her rack properly. SMH.

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    asscheeks? lol

  • Bahama Mama

    OH DA HORROR!!!

    Lmao why she always got that “there’s nuttin going thru my mind” look on?

  • im_unique

    She can’t be serious…I’m truly embarrassed for her. I don’t think anything can help this chick. YUCK!!!

  • DROCK

    GOOD GOOBALY GOO….(SAID IN GRADY FROM SANDFORD N SONS VOICE)

  • rosemarybaby

    huh asscheek tits but for though why dat bytch always look surprised….anybody dat kissed flava flav definitely smells like azz

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    my daughter has that wig. it cost $22. she also has that dress in blue but it came with glass slippers

  • anony

    its a shame that with the education she has she chose this kind of lifestyle

  • smartie

    I wonder how long she stood in front of the mirror to make her lopsided eyes open evenly. I’ve never heard of any Hip Hop regional awards. Must’ve been held at Skate World.

  • Notch

    lol..why does she look like a reject black barbie that they sell in the 99 cent store??

  • pm

    eew – anyone notice the ash on her knees? someone needs some lotion!

  • Miss Dee (in transition)

    I just know she has a couple (or more) scalp sores from that nasty azz weave. Probably got fleas hopping around in it too. She’s past delusional, she’s appears to be psychotic. Send strait jacket STAT!!! YUCK!

  • andie

    ladies, if the seam of your dress/shirt does not rest appropriately UNDER your breasts, it does NOT fit. i hate seeing those shirts that draw a line across the chest! it’s not flattering.

  • lolo

    Naw wait wait waaaaait something aint looking right about her and she still thinks shes hot.

  • Miss Dee (in transition)

    @ smartie

    “I wonder how long she stood in front of the mirror to make her lopsided eyes open evenly. I’ve never heard of any Hip Hop regional awards. Must’ve been held at Skate World.”

    ====================================================

    You’re probably right Smartie, from the looks of the stains on the carpet. LMAO!!!

  • oppo

    She looks faaaaat!!!Are you on a millionaire&celebrity dating site http://www.meetrich.com? A friend there told me that he saw your profile with some your pics. That sounds funny, you went there for dating hot guys?

  • OHHELLNO

    Hottie is a Hot Ass Mess. The Hair. The Makuep. The Boobs. The Dress. All Disasterous. Damn right scary. She should not be allowed to go out of the house without taking her meds.

  • Lady Architect

    Andie you are so right!….The dress simply doesn’t fit n she looks dumb.

  • smh

    i wish i couldn’t see her spanx through her dress.

  • NubianGoddez

    This one should have been filed under Jesus take the wheel. egads!!

  • http://www.gravtar.com Mzgapeach

    Her “shape” isn’t bad she just needs to dress for her body and dem titties

    and that damn wig is just deformed

  • kdogg

    Be sensitive in what you say, this is somebodys child.

  • Notch

    LOL @ kdogg

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Wow…

  • http://www.myspace.com/msmeka2cute Mz_Magnificent1

    LMAO @ kdogg!!!

    But seriously does she not own a mirror…that wig/weave/whateva looks like it STANK!!!

  • dontaskme4shyt

    A hot funky mess…

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please

    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

    Grossness.

    http://www.theblackactor.com/

  • Dalia

    I just know that her head is itching sometjing awful!

  • Yes I Said It

    The dress could’ve been cute but her boobs destroyed the look. I wonder how she stuffed those whop-sided titties in there…

  • Mo’Ree

    H.A.M indeed…smh

  • http://upgradeitall.blogspot.com/ daria

    smh. how… why… but… :(

  • Delta Diva

    The dress is cute, just not on her. Ok, If she is from royalty like she claims and she buys nothing ut the finest, how come her hair still look a HOT MESS! JESUS PLEASE TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    Ok, maybe I’m out of the loop again, but WHO IS SHE????

  • justme

    lmao @kdogg but 4real though she look a hot mess, seriously is she 4 real!

  • N-Qui-Sa-Tive?

    LMAO

  • Anonymous3

    I was prepared to come on here and say something real nasty about her…but some how I can’t…I honestly think she doesn’t have a clue….maybe she feels comfortable and happy with her look…..if she likes then I love it…I don’t have to wear it and I don’t have to look at it if I so choose….

  • greenivy

    I saw her at an airport a few months ago… She looked wild with the looonng blond wig and heavy makeup. People were actually asking for her autograph it appeared. She had on this tight tee that said, “yes, I am a model” and was waiting for her luggage to come out onto the conveyor belt. Out pops this huge pepto bismol pink suitcase and she was on her way! It’s so funny, because to see her and then hear her talk- the two don’t quite fit. She sounds like a straight up Cali white girl! But, she does seem to be comfortable with her look…

  • Leah

    I seriously think she has mental problems.

  • LOL

    Looks just like beyonce, if you ask me!

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    DAYUMM GOOD MORNIN

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    CHECK THA NEW KNOCK “MISS CARWASH”

  • It’sREALLYme

    Standin’ her next to Flava Flav wouldn’t even help her. <>

  • Mahogany

    Random.

  • follow the leader

    someone could have told her there is a place in the dress for her boobs and she has exhausted that space.

    In other words… THE DRESS IS TOO SMALL !!!

  • 504okaay

    THAT IS NOT HER DRESS….THAT’S HER LITTLE COUSIN’S PROM DRESS WHO HAPPENS TO WEAR THE SAME SIZE BUT HER BOOBIES ARE MUCH SMALLER…OH & GRANDMA ELOUISE MADE THE DRESS.

  • bee-mice-elf

    Girl needs to be styled by Andre Leon Talley.

  • SistaSoulJa

    WHY ALL THE HATE TOWARDS A SISTA?? WHAT MAKES THIS WOMAN ANY DIFFERENT THAN ICE T’S HAG OF A WIFE?

    YET BLACK MEN ARE QUICK TO CALL COCOA A BANGER??? SORRY A$$ NUCKAS YOU ALL ARE!!!

  • nono

    that horse hair is a hot damn mess!

  • joe

    she is doing that LAST SEASON bebe dress the worst possible injustice.

  • http://www.myspace.com/MOTHERSHIP100 MOTHERSHIP

    Good, Gawwwd! Yo, y’all couldn’t find other news to throwup on this piece?

  • sofia
  • Corree

    How can someone who looks so bad have the nerve to be named Hottie by the ugliest man in the business…and hold onto that name like it’s the truth?

  • dee vee

    Why even give this troll any publicity? I hope she got that yeast infection cleared up & got some new underwear. She is a broiling mess!!!

  • ~PATTY~CAKE~

    ~WHOEVER DOES HER HAIR AND MAKE UP NEEDS A GOOD OLD FASHION BEAT DOWN~

  • Hmmmmm…….

    OUCH!!! She looks like she’s in pain, getting ready to POP!

  • Curly Fries

    Wasn’t your boy, Gaymar, sporting that same wig? It looks better on HIM!

  • http://www.myspace.com/Lik_Wid_Cherry Lik_Wid_Cherry

    Breasticles…HAHAHA she looks a mess! Ol’ girl is crazy too. And while she playing, she gotta be like, 37

  • T.S.

    Good grief, if all black women looked like that excrement, then I’d go white or latin faster than a speeding bullet.

  • jessiejames

    she looks like bobo the clown.

  • katherinjay

    she need help bad she must gave it up i mean damn didnt charmskool tell u any betta..gurl da people aint laugn with you or tryin to fell you titties.dey laughen at you and dey dont want to smell yo tittes!!

  • kc

    That is one fine sister. Those eyes say it all, some good coochie in that dress. I will do her in a heartbeat.

  • so so

    ^^^ you’ve lost your damn mind lol

  • dani

    she needs to go crawl back up from the filthy dungeon she came from! lol

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