Swipe, Crissle, Swipe: Twitter Celebrity @Crissles Put On BLAST For (Alleged) Credit Card Fraud [Photo Gallery]

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Attention Slores, Entertainment, For Discussion

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That “shocking” moment when a Twitter famous shade queen is put on blast for (allegedly) using her company card to go on lavish Walmart shopping sprees, stay in 5-Star hotels and buy all of the delicious snacks—snacks on snacks—and sammiches.

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Who knew your favorite shady tweeter was a filthy snack-bandit who risked her freedom for sweet treats, itunes downloads and $5 Footlongs? Of course she denies all wrongdoing and claims her old Gubment job was “corrupt” but the official investigation documents tell a MUCH different story. You be the judge.

Meet snack-smuggling chubby lumpkins/Twitter celeb, Crystal Townsend (aka @Crissles) suspected of federal credit card fraud

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Between stuffing her face with delicious (and very stolen) snacks and judging strangers, she always found time to promote our site.

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Well damn, ain’t this some isht? That Karma is a lowdown petty beyotch.

The Evidence: Government investigation report, Pt. 1

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Her mind was tellin her nooooooo…but dem snacks (DEM SNACKS)….SMH. She also purchased a 100-pack of blank DVDs in 2013 (for bootleg purposes?) and $700 worth of brownies, cakes and pies from her own company? Was she using her business “CrissleCakes” as a front to embezzle money from her job? Probably.

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How do you blow $200+ on itunes purchases? They don’t have Spotify in Oklahoma?

The Evidence: Government investigation report, Pt. 2

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When asked about the $700 paid to her company “CrissleCakes,” the snack-hoarding oompa loompa replied: “I don’t know anything about that.” WOW.

The Evidence: Newspaper Article

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Four-person staff with a 600K budget? Interesting.

The Evidence: Newspaper Article, Pt. 2

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The Denial

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Reaction

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Dealing with this “for years” when the official report was released May 2013? Oh.

(Black) Twitter Reacts

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More hilarious (Black) Twitter Reaction

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Versace

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The Aftermath: Crystal responds via Tumblr

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Hmmmmmmmm. No formal federal charges have been filed…yet. You can see the Government investigation in full here.

Photo credits: Topsy and Twitter

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