Shook Ones: Kanye West Buys Two $1 Million Bomb-Proof Military Armored SUVs To Protect Kimmy Cakes And Swirly Seed

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West leave their hotel and head to party in Movida night club, London, UK

Is Yeezus scurred?

Kanye West Buys Bomb Proof Armored Trucks

Via FanSided reports:

I guess if you’re Kanye West, you have to protect baby North West by any means necessary, even if that requires you to plop down $2,000,000 bucks on two heavily armored SUV’s.

Kanye, who’s been dealing with on again, off again problems with the paparazzi in recent weeks apparently wanted to make a statement and did so by purchasing two Dartz Prombron armored SUV’s from Latvia.

They can retail for around $400,000, but the way Kanye has labeled his “North West Protection Mobiles” come to about $1 million each.

While one of the rides is a ‘cheaper’ version (only about $800K or so) the more expensive of the two, the ‘Prombron Iron Diamond’ model (valued approximately at $1.2 million) is able to withstand attacks from landmines and rocket-propelled grenades, because that’s exactly what you need driving around the streets of Calabasas, California. You never know why you might run into the “Bieber”.

The ‘cheaper’ version is essentially a spiced up version of what the President of the United States rolls around in.

On the plus side, being the good husband he is, West has requested Dartz to expedite the shipping of the vehicles so baby momma Kim Kardashian can have one before Yeezus begins his US tour this October.

Kanye has officially lost it. Maybe Taylor Swift fans still want him dead….

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