Elsewhere In The World: Animal Peen Fiend Banned From Every Farm In The UK For Givin’ The Goods To A Goat

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Hide ya kids, hide ya wife…..hide ya goats.

Man Banned From All UK Farms For Having Sex With A Goat

Is it really this difficult to find a date in the UK?

via Huffington Post

Robert Newman, 23, is banned from every single farm in the United Kingdom after sexually penetrating a goat, the London Evening Standard reported.

Newman admitted to the act, which took place on a Wiltshire farm in April, on Monday, according to the Wiltshire Gazette and Herald.

His sentencing is scheduled to take place Sept. 12.   Until then, Newman — who has been released on bail — is prohibited from being on any property where farm animals reside, according to SWNS.

He also has to keep a curfew between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m

We’re just wondering how they could possible be sure that this wasn’t consensual. Did they even bother ASKING they goat?? Just saying.


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