Hide ya kids, hide ya wife…..hide ya goats.
Man Banned From All UK Farms For Having Sex With A Goat
Is it really this difficult to find a date in the UK?
via Huffington Post
Robert Newman, 23, is banned from every single farm in the United Kingdom after sexually penetrating a goat, the London Evening Standard reported.
Newman admitted to the act, which took place on a Wiltshire farm in April, on Monday, according to the Wiltshire Gazette and Herald.
His sentencing is scheduled to take place Sept. 12. Until then, Newman — who has been released on bail — is prohibited from being on any property where farm animals reside, according to SWNS.
He also has to keep a curfew between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m
We’re just wondering how they could possible be sure that this wasn’t consensual. Did they even bother ASKING they goat?? Just saying.
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