LMAO!!!@them haveing to take turns!!

first!!

ooooh! 1st!

and make that **having**

LOL

I was just about to say the same thing Snickers. I don’t really care to know where Kim Porter is. She does NOT owe me money, so I wouldn’t care if she were my neighbor.

congrats Puffy.this dude gave me my first hit album (& my first blunt!) so I will always have love for Puff. sorry i couldn’t turn up but Bryan Michael-Cox had me back in the studio to finalise two more tracks.But wtf is up wid that photoshopped image? Diddy aint been that skinny since back in ’92.

lots of love & best wishes at this special time

Mary xx

mary? your making my tummy hurt. please go tend to”your” family.

^^^^LMAO, ummm Americans spell “finalise” with a “z” as in “finalize”. Silly, crazy rabbit!!

LOL, hope he had a great birthday weekend, I did, since my b-day was Nov. 5th…also known as Guy Fawkes Day…right Mary Fayke?

I am so sorry but I think Kim Porter is one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen.

and on another note, i am the REAL Rainbow Brite.

whoa chick…..dont disrespect “just sit”….try not to get get mad cuz you were not able to steal her life as well a mary’s.oh wait, let me check some other sites…i might see just sits’ pic under a new name. you need your internet revoked.

I swear that Kim chick could double for the Joker. Maybe its the eyebrows…

I heard the police were called because of a disturbance. Rumor has it Rosie O’Diko opps I mean O’Donnel called them. I guess she’s not one of P’s 100 closest friends.

Next……

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Anything but unwashed ass and cooch Mary J. LMBAO

ANYHOO-big ups to the Didster. He doin it big

Diddy had a sign saying ‘the world is yours’. he’s doin like scarface. uh oh.

when i first saw the pict. it looked like they were infront of fire. I thought, “Why did they post diddy and kim in hell.”

Mary Fayke, it’s amazing how limited your vernacular!! Like I said, continue to entertain us all, silly assclown. Just because you’re a psychotic loser, please don’t assume, we all live like you!!

BTW, your vulgarity is sooooo crass!! You’re rather uncouth and classless.

kim porter is pathetic…..for the sake of the kids huh? whatev…i will burn whatever magazine gives this chick the time of day.

mydixiewrecked

I swear that Kim chick could double for the Joker. Maybe its the eyebrows

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It’s her mouth too. It curls up at the ends.

Puff is a Pimp nicca!

MJB, girl, I left the office early (dental appt). Now I’m sitting in the loft in my master bedroom at home just chillin’…LMAO @ your crazy ass and watching the news *shrugging*

Looks like a publicity stunt or something…something fishy is going on

ahh there she goes.right on time. uncouth?vernacular?vulgarity? My my, someone’s using all the big words that she learnt at school today. Good girl. I need to step my e-thuggin game up and start using the theasaurus before i post. LOL. Try as you might to appear above it all and classy you just can’t resist e-scrappin huh? But if I’m an imposter of a celebrity as you claim, what does that make you? The stan of a stan? ROTFLMAO!!!! Till next time sweet cheeks.

all my love (genuinely),

Mary aka your boss x

Just Sit And Be Pretty: Now I’m sitting in the loft in my master bedroom

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They really look good together. Too bad looks is not enough.

Mary Fayke, we don’t all live in the projects sitting around waiting for the 1st of the month like it’s Christmas!! Girl, go get yourself and education, study hard, get a great job that you love…and you too can live a successful life. It’s really not rocket science.

And Thesaurus what? LOL, hilarious…silly, crazy rabbit, I’m just naturally intelligent *shrugging*

oops, meant “an” education…:-)

Oh, and the loft in the master suite is what sold me on the house. It’s off the hook…wish you could see it.

Okay Mary you seriously need to stop LOL. My stomach can only take so much. Too crazy.

Brenda, Kim was a million miles above Diddy in the looks department LOL!

Off topic:

Cops have shot a teen in Bed Stuy Monday night….they thought he had a gun but it was only a hairbrush. His Mom called them because her son was acting erracticly; he’d already been diagnosed w/ a mental illness, although they haven’t said exactly which one.

I know a few cops and one in particular has been specially trained to deal w/ the mentally ill.

All police should be trained to deal w/ it.

He was hit 13 times.

sm mf h

Hey Mahogany, yeah, I saw that on CNN yesterday. It’s really sad. I think the kid was just a bit off and maybe they should have tasered him or something but to shoot him up like that is just ridiculous. Reminds me of the African guy, Diallo or something like that the NYPD lit up like a Christmas tree a few years back and it was the same thing…unarmed.

@ Just sit–

Hey girl!!!!!!!!!!

Are you cyberin’ some autographs here lately!!

BTW– I tried to catch you in the Dr. West post but I kept missing you.

Mahogany, that’s devastating. There was a similar situation here in the UK. Police forces need to be properly trained before they tackle certain situations. But I’m sure if the boy was African-American this won’t make the news. Sad

@ Mahogany–

I saw a snippet of that on the news today. I’m going to check the NY Post online in a few. I’m sure they’lll have the story.

hahahahahahahaha @ this MJB fake and the blog-beef. Y’all are a riot!!!!hahahaha

on the police subect…its sad but when his mom was on the phone, he said he had a gun…911 asked if he said that and his mom said yeah. she should be held accountable too. she didnt tell them over the phone he had issues, and she co-signed on him having a gun. so when he reached in his pocket police reacted. sad situation all around. his mom should have known better.

and im not placing blame on his mom. im just saying this is sad all around

Hey TruDiva,

Girl, you know how these cyber psychos can get. Oh, I’m sorry I missed you in the Dr. West post. That whole situation is really sad and bothersome on some many levels. I wanted to tell you not to let the idiots over there get to you. Some folks just don’t get it.

Mary Fayke, reading comprehension is fundamental. Did you even graduate from school? You must of missed when I self-corrected my typo, of course I know it’s “an”, in cause you missed it in school, that’s the word used before vowels (remember AEIOU) or words with vowel sounds.

You didn’t really break anything down. I still think you’re semi-illiterate. *shrugging*

oops, meant, “in case you missed it…”

leave it be…BTW, I love your gravatar. It’s soooo cute. Now about the kid, can’t they aim for the legs when they shoot. Why so many bullets? Ya know, sometimes, I think that police get such an adrenaline rush that they go beserk sometimes.

‘Just Sit’. How can you even continue this childish behaviour in the same breath as commenting on such a sad news story. It makes your statement on the issue appear extremely insincere. Even I’m embarassed by my comments above, in light of the death of this young man. You need Jesus.

I hope the Lord will strengthen the mother of that boy at this time. Losing a child is possibly the worst experience for a parent to endure. God be with her and may his soul rest in peace. I hope this story will be picked up by the media in order to prevent a similar event occuring.

@ Just Sit

Yeah it’s just sad to me. There are so many other options.

*sigh*…Mary Fayke, intelligent people are able to engage in diverse, multiple posts or discussions without missing a beat, it’s really not that difficult. Ya know, I’m now dreadfully bored with you. You’re dismissed…

@Mahogany, I agree. Sometimes, when police react like this, I wonder how much of it is racist and how much of it is a matter of an impetuous reaction because of a perceived threat or danger. Hmmm, might be both but it happens way too often.

I still think it was a tad insincere and disrespectful of you but that’s just my opinion. Bless you anyway : )

What’s really ironic to me, for lack of a better word, is that his Mom told the cops he had a gun……….so it’s like damn… I think of the situation and what I would’ve done.

It’s hard to place myself there.

and just a little tip, ‘Just Sit’, when you said “You must of missed when I self-corrected my typo” you should really have said “you must HAVE missed…”. You know how we British get about proper grammer ; )

This just in from CNN:

Former NFL star O.J. Simpson must stand trial on felony charges stemming from an alleged armed robbery, a judge in Las Vegas, Nevada, rules.

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Get ready for the circus!! For some reason, I don’t see him getting away with ANYTHING this time. I think jurors will have Nicole in the back of their minds and one way or another, he’ll finally have to pay. He is such an ass for putting himself this position. I bet right about now, he’s missing Johnnie Cochran.

I’m out all.

Hold it down ladies and gents.

Have a good night.

Kiss the babies and spouses.

‘MJB’ u r insane lol. I don’t kno if i shud co-sign u sometimes or cuss ur psycho azz out. If ya didnt kno already u got split personalities or somethin cos u speak sense one minute then cussin peepz out like an ignant broad the next.lol. and where the hell r u from??? ur hilarius!lol

Okay, I can’t resist. Surely you mean “grammar” Mary Fayke.

And trust, I know all about Brits…last time I checked my birth certificate, it had me classified as such.

^^^

lol!girl are u serious??????? which part of the UK are you originally from???? I was born in Brixton..err I mean Yonkers ; )

Bye Mahogany…I’m heading out to the gym in a few.

got dollars, Mary Fayke is probably a Brit of West Indian descent…I think Jamaican. She obviously has a love/hate relationship with the celebrity Mary J Blige because in one breath, she reps. her well and in another sense she’s absolutely disgraceful.

A British Jamaican!!!??????? ROFLMBAO! Just Sit And Be Pretty thanx 4 the jokes

I thought Kim was doing her own thing. Why is she still hanging around Diddy. She just loves this lifestyle.

Just Sit is wrong on both counts. I’m a Yonkers native, although I have family from the south (Georgia). I have only ever been to the UK 4 times, on promotional tours, and I have been to Jamaica only twice (once for my honeymoon with Kendu and the other time was with K-ci to visit his weed carrier). That is all

Mary x

Since I’m through w/ kim and doody, can someone tell me what ‘smh’ means? Sorry, I’m old school!

OMG, he looks sooo cute. His profile was just found on wealthy men personals site called Wealthy Romance.com where Charlie Sheen found his match last May! It is said he is only interested in dating wealthy beautiful women!

yo mixed-up

SMH =shaking my head

Mary x

ROFLMBAO @ yeah!!!!!

i also didnt kno what SMH means!

Dayum, I thought it was ‘showin my hate’

Thanx!

@ Mixed up–

I think I like your interpretation better! Lol!!

^^^ i know i’m going straight to hell but LMAO!!!!!

100 of his closest friends ??

One of this closest friends says that he is dating a supermodel at Richromances.com

WTF is a “baby hand?”

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, OMG! I can’t breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’m crying over her at that “baby hand” sh*t! At first, I thought it was a typo and the poster meant to type “I’m holding an baby in my hand” ’til I reread the sh*t!!!!

D…..E…..A…..D A-Dam-gin!

*a* not *an

I have a Baby Hand!!

It is hard for me to type, one of my hands is very small

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OMG! I can’t stop! Please help me………………..

@ I have a Baby Hand!!

Shouldn’t you be typing like this…

plLEASe SEnD mE An AutOGRaph! i HaVE a BABy HanD??

RoTfLmAo!!!!1111!!!!1111!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!

1TruDiva you know your ass is wrong for that………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..*ROTFLMBAO*

plus, he is also kind of a shady character.

http://www.macfat.info

I know. I know! Please forgive me but you know hard hard it is to stop once you get the giggles!!! Plus, the harder you try to surpress it, the more you just.have.to……

LAUGH YOUR MOFO ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ho sit down!!

Funny he is from my neigboring island of Tobago. Well I think it was the mother’s fault at the end of the day for sayin he has a gun. Once the po po hears gun they are going for the kill. Sad…I know that block although it is in the ghetto.

Back to the post my girl in FLorida text me about this on Monday. She said “Kim looked like she had ablack eye” and judging from the photo it looks that way. I tell you boy! (in a trini accent)

I read this whole thing and may I add this was so funny because I didn’t know Just Sit could have anyone that would want to beef with her on here. Just Sit you handled yourself very well!

I’m sooooooooo sorry but I doubt your sincerity and it is truly–

hilarious!!!!

**whew**

*as

Anybody up still anybody somebody please help!

Diddy is a P.I.M.P!!!!

…..just like me

Anybody grown still up anybody somebody please help!

All I have to say is this whole post had me LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Yall sume funny mugs.

Diddy has his broads in check.

leave it be

and on another note, i am the REAL Rainbow Brite.

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deader than the deadest dead!

Wow. He’s still alive eh? Really I thought, since he’s such a quite retiting person that… oh never mind!

Diddy’s personal ad is found at Richromances.com where this guy is very hot. Is he really looking for?

UPDATE AS PROMISED: My brother Souleo was the last person to interview Donda West and since Monday we have been pitching the article to be published and we got great participation from West Brands to make sure the story went to the right outlet. It will be released on Dec. 11th for the Jan. 08 edition of Sister2Sister magazine. Check out Access Hollywood for the press coverage regarding her last interview with Souleo. Thanks for supporting!!

No cassie In the N.Y sittin at home in the penthouse.

Kim looks 60. She looks very, very bad. Gold digging must eat at the soul.

This nicca been doing this shiz for years. He just do it real big…he can do it like that though.

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typo balloons

What if she goes first then what? lol. dumb.

Is it just me or does Kim Porter look like the black version of Jack Nicholson’s batman character with that rubber looking face…

@ Baby Hand

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Mary J. is that really you? Can you send me an autography please, I am one of your biggest fans, plus I have a baby hand.

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HALP ME!!!!!!!!!! I can’t breathe!!!!! Stooooopittttt!!!!!!!