Jesus Take the Wheel

Posted on November 15th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Bobby Brown, Jesus Take The Wheel, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Bobby Brown performed recently in DC and the poor thang is struggling to keep it together. SMH at the Washington Post’s rendition of the King of R&B’s stage show:

Although his pelvic thrusts were geriatric and his tongue aerobics creepy, Brown got through his portion of the New Jack Swing show without major incident. The “King of R&B” (who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy) ably revisited his post-New Edition, pre-Whitney Houston peak, including “Don’t Be Cruel,” “Roni” and, of course, “My Prerogative.” As is always the case with Brown, however, what he said was far more interesting than what he sang.

“Baltimore!” Brown shouted at one point. When the crowd failed to react, he asked, “Where am I right now?” After figuring out he was playing to a Washington crowd, Brown said, “They told me I was in Baltimore — I guess so I could come out here and embarrass myself.” The singer also played coy about his reported October heart attack: “You all think I had a heart attack, but I’m all right. I made it. They told me I had an hour and 15 minutes, now they’re telling me I only got 40. I only got 40 minutes, but I still got broke off. I can pay child support for another year — y’all won’t be seein’ my [behind] in jail no more!”

Wow, it’s like that, Bobby? Damn. Well at least he’ll be able to pay his child support this month.

Via C&D

  • DjMotown

    1st!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com JawJa Swag

    Damn Bobby……LOL at least know where u are performing

  • Angel

    3rd Byyyyyyyarch

  • Bahama Mama

    Yikes!!

  • ESL

    He is so dumb.

  • JerseyBred

    LMAO! I feel embarrassed for him. He needs to just let it go already.

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Jesus take the pipe!

  • Good ‘n Thick

    LOL @ Bobby for not knowing where he is at!! Jesus be a memo mate.

  • ATL

    Bobby sweatie its time to give it up now

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    Jesus should take the drugs, the mic, the tour…

  • http://www.myspace.com/150821702 Bankable P

    Great example of “Just say no…..”! LMAO!!!

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    the crackalicious tour and shyt

    how bout I’M in DC and I,like Bobby, didn’t know he was here neither.

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    MTW

    that shyt sound like ingredients to crack stew!

    LMMFAO

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy

    oh shyt!

    i gotta take a breather

  • Moreaces

    He gives pitiful a bad name.

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    MJB,

    you need to listen to some Miche’le “No More Lies”.

    Just stop it!

    gawd

  • wifey

    LMAO @ Moreaces. I know that’s right. LOL

    I can’t believe he’s bragging because he made enough to cover child support for ONE year…ummm, Bobby…what about the year after that? LOL

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy

    ^^^^^ SMH put them MOFO’s together and make a new damn group, ahhahhahhahh lmao call themselves JTG ahhahhahh lawd i gotta take a breather now whooooo that is just funny to me tho….

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    i like crack stew better

  • jojo

    What a ugly guy!!! He was said to be found at a millionaire&celebrity dating club http://www.meetrich.com not long before, and he is hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies write to him.OMG! So you will be popular anywhere if you are a celebrity, even if you are not handsome, even ugly.

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    lmmfao okay i am assuming that bobby child support payments is to his other baby mama’s and not whitney, lol they need to just give it up and realize bobby ain’t equipped to tour no more, make any more albums or do any more dance steps and just let that man be where NE @ when he need them????

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    picture them ALL runnin round on stage screaming inaudible words cuz they don’t remember them hits from 15 years ago

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    …..and now coming to the stage one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy a new group called…….CRACK STEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    smh, they gon be singing feenin, lay ya head on my pillow, and lets chill @ the same time ahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    …..and now coming to the stage one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy Featuring BOBBY Brown

    performing their new hit

    CRACk IS NOT WHACK!!!!!!!

    Crack Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *dead*

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    ahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao with special guests

    Al B sure

    Christopher Williams

    and one third of the original group LSG Johnny Gill……

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    ok, ok ok i gotta take a step back cause my ribs is aching from laughing……

  • Guronda is NOT a ‘ghetto’ name

    MJB got me rockin in my cubicle with laughter!!!!! ROTFLMBAO!!!! Girl you nuts!!!

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    musical director IKE TURNER!!!!

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    smh, SHUT IT lmmfao ahhahhahhahhahh sang the song anna mae, oh my bad i had a flashback i mean sang the song bobby brown….

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    musical director IKE TURNER!!!!

    ^^…..Master of Ceramonies Bishop Magic Don Juan

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    Major Contributor

    Marion Barry

  • Delta Diva

    First Bobby needs to go on Dr.Phil, so he can get his mind right, then he needs to go on that drug intervention show so they can throw him in rehab, then celebrity fit club, so he can tone up that access gut he got and get his heart right, then he can go on some makeover show- then maybe make an appearance on Oprah talking about how he changed his life.

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    Major Contributor

    Marion Barry and Frank Lucas

  • Delta Diva

    Stay SMH

    picture them ALL runnin round on stage screaming inaudible words cuz they don’t remember them hits from 15 years ago

    _____________________________________________________

    LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • kai

    L0OL @ the fact that this crackhead yelled out BALTIMORE in DC. What an ass lol..And hes unclassy, crass, brutish, and might I add disgusting lol. That man needs to get off the rocks.

  • http://upgradeitall.blogspot.com/ daria

    This is a shame. That man is like 4 or 5 people’s daddy.

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    That man is like 4 or 5 people’s daddy.

    4 0r 5? LOL…when? 1987

  • JerseyBred

    MJB’s got a sista dying over here, LOL!

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    This is a shame. That man is like 4 or 5 people’s daddy.

    ^^^^ do you think his kids admit that he they daddy, or deny deny deny….lmmfao

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    BALTIMORE is my quote of the day!

    i will be shouting that randomly

  • TT

    LOL………..Jesus Grab that Wheel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • N-Qui-Sa-Tive?

    LMAO @ sun goddess….I never catch jojo in enough time to tell him.

    Oh and I went to your site.It sounds like you want some money.

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    SMH we forgot to include the special guest DJ on the tour…..Grandmaster Flash…

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    lawd

  • Ur entitled to my opinion

    I’m thinking this one should be titled “Anybody Else Should Take The Wheel”…couldn’t take him anywhere but up….

    “BALTIMORE!”….****crickets****

  • http://www.theblackactor.com theblackactor.com

    Cracked out has been. Next…

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    I’m thinking this one should be titled “Anybody Else Should Take The Wheel”…couldn’t take him anywhere but up….

    “BALTIMORE!”….****crickets****

    ————————-

    awww shyt! lmao

  • Mrs

    This guy is a looser – bottom of the food chain looser!

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    OMG, I just got here and this post is starting my day of with a real belly-laugh!! Whew, I have a meeting with my client and I hope he doesn’t walk into my office while I’m cracking the hell up…how would I even begin to explain?

    No he didn’t yell out Baltimore in DC…what an mess.

  • Say What?

    Good Morning!!

    You all have my laughing so hard I am d@mn near crying!!!

    Keep It Up.

  • http://www.birdthecouchpotato.blogspost.com Bird

    Well if he was able to pull off the vocal performance to hell with everything else. That is a miraculous feat in itself.

  • http://tinyurl.com/3999rw sara

    Hi fellas! My name is Sara:) I’m 5 “4″ 115 lbs., brunette, and I’m looking for guys who want to play with me on my CAM!

    So if you’re interested than YAHOO or AIM- ewilliams102000

    See you soon!!! xoxooxo

    PS. I don’t meet, so please don’t ask!!

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    wtf……sara this ain’t a MOFO dating service ahhahhahhahh

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    sara meet bobby

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    enjoys 40s, rocks, and sweating and gyrating

  • Bahama Mama

    DAMN I missed the party!!!!! Why yall ain’t sent for a nicca???

  • Bahama Mama

    BOOO to ISSMH and MTW and I thought yall was my cyber friends…

    *sad face*

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    girl…look alive

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    lmao naw bmama i don’t even wanna hear that i was in the other room talking to myself for the longest till i came in here and clowned on Bobby B….

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    LOL

  • Bahama Mama

    *Sniffles Sniffles*

    man whateva…yall don’t lurves me…

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    when they put that tour together i hope a reality shows jumps it off on VH1 ahhahhahh put all they ass in a house see what happens call it the CRACk IS NOT WHACK!!!!!!! show….

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    They told me I had an hour and 15 minutes, now they’re telling me I only got 40. I only got 40 minutes

    {in my janet jackson voice}

    fun-ny

    how

    time

    flies

    when

    your

    smoking droooooo

  • Bahama Mama

    lmao what the hell book u think he read’n MTW??

    Bobby Brown- how to keep ur tounge in your mouf?? lmao

  • Bahama Mama

    awwww….lmmfao and whitney read’n

    “When Crack turns ur life upside down, turn to weed”

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    They told me I had an hour and 15 minutes, now they’re telling me I only got 40. I only got 40 minutes

    ^^^^^^ what the hell he gon do in 40 min let alone an 1 and 15 hell all the public know is my perogative and don’t be cruel who gon sing that duet he did with whitney he gon do her part, lmmfao one of the chicks from Jade……

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    ahhahhahhahh naw he gon get lele from SWV to do whitney part on that we have something in common song

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    BUT first — I MUST Donce!

    lmmfao

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    LMAO I’m bout to be on this joint giving shoutouts to other Blogs!

    lmao

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    Now all they need is a couple-o-snow bunnies and PRESTO they have a “killer” recepie LOL!!!

    ^^^^^^ lmmfao i gotta get the hell outta here cause yall gon be the MOFO death of me

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    next concert they outta tell him is the grammys

    but really be betty ford

  • Say What?

    Is it me or has ‘Mary J” took a more hostile approach to her posts lately.

    Before we started to question her authenticity her posts were nurturing and keep your head up blahzay and now its like full of swear words.

    I wonder what happend.

  • athena

    lmao at issmh and the Mary J. Blige (much love).

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    I wonder….

    Did he drop the mic and just walk of the stage?

    lmao

    give it up for my band – 8 ball and the crusted pipes

  • Bahama Mama

    all up in the rehab place, remix’n rehab forget the damn words, breakout in a cold sweat…

    BALtimore!! oh wait where am i….

    “Rehab mr. brown”

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    thena mae……hey girl..

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    “Rehab mr. brown”

    ———————-

    DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    remix’n rehab

    ^^^^^ what the hell done got in yall today???? lmmfao

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    …..and them MOFO suspenders from the every lil step video……

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    ……going up to the front of the AA meeting talking bout i wanna thank all my fans for sticking with the King of R&B for so long

    counselor: bobby, this is an AA meeting you supposed to say hi my name is bobby and i am a drug addict

    bobby: oh damn BALTIMORE!!!!!!

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    ahahahahahahaha!

  • Bahama Mama

    They crowd gone be chanting

    Boob-Bay Boob-bay Boob-bay!!!!

    he gone have a nurse robe him, wipe’n sweat off his face and sticking his tounge back in his mouth….lmao

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    Concert practice

    Tour Manager: bobby do you think you are gonna be up to this show in DC? There’s a great hospital in nearby Baltimore if you need attention

    Bobby: I AM THE KING of R&B. I can handle this!!! Plus my cardiologist…I mean…Spiritual advisor said so!

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    Tyrone Biggums gon bust through the door

    IS THIS THE 5:00 FREE CRACK GIVE AWAY????????????????????

  • Bahama Mama

    ROTFLMAO @ Tyrone Biggums

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    fa real imma leave now cause i just can’t laugh no more…….tyrone damn biggums wth….ahhahhahhahh

  • athena

    mtw, hey!!!

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    *tears*

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    athena

    mtw, hey!!!

    ^^^^^ what ya been up to….

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    tears*

    ^^^^ payback is a mutha…..

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    i’m just wondering. how he missed the big assed washington monument???

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    watch me yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu

    ahhahhahh lmmfao

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that’s who

    I’M BORED, GONNA GO PLAY WITH BOBBY IN BALTIMORE

    504 goo googly goo | 11.15.07 – 12:44 pm | #

    ^^^^^^ i had to come post this…..

  • The Real Essence 1

    Dag he still paying child support?? Those dang on kids of his shld be grown by now!!! Seem like Bob been paying child support forever! Heck, evem bobby chris is pushing 20 something aint she??

  • The Real Essence 1

    *evem = even

  • http://www.myspace.com/misstbeasley Miss Beasley

    My stomach is sooo quesy thinkin about him gyrating and licking them crusty lips…ugh! Im seriously sick now…

  • nono

    go bobby do yo thang.

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd

    Afternoon peeps. I see I missed a lot. BUT first, let me address my favorite celebrity:

    Dear Mary J,

    I’ve been waiting on you to reply to me from previous posts. I guess you just didn’t have the time seeing as though you’re a huge celebrity. Just as a reminder, I asked you when you were going to have a baby and if you’re not, why are you against it?? Also, what do you do when your name gets put out there in the “tainted” light. It would be nice to have an actual star (such as yourself) address that issue. Anyway, in relations to this post, did you go to rehab for your addiction? How long were you strung out? Is that why you chose to not dress your age at the time? Is this why you always wore dark shades? How many times has your husband cheated on you? Are you cheating on him? Are you gay? You and Missy were like really close at one point. Is she gay? Tell us, what is something really interesting about Puffy seeing as though ya’ll are such good friends. Is he gay?

    all my love, peace, joy, and reality,

    lacyd

  • Ariel Yahudah

    Damn Damn Damn! Whoa..

  • 2n2me

    Okay okay… I was there, the venue was in Prince George County in Upper Marlboro Maryland NOT DC and 45mins outside Bmore. Despite the cracks about him, he had a good show, he can still entertain the crowd and I was amazed at that but he did his thing and he looked good. Aaron Hall put it down, he put on a real show, he was the voice of Guy so there. KC-Jo two drunk uncles needed to stay at home and TTT w/o Rafael isn’t worth seeing.

  • http://www.richromances.com http://www.richromances.com

    LOL~~~I enjoy his preformance.

  • The Bee’s Knees

    I have been lurking on here for months, reading ya’ll posts and laughing out loud to the point where I disturbed my coworkers. But lawd – I thought the comments about JD (as Bilbo Baggins) and his “wee ‘lil boots” was the END of life as I knew it until I read these comments! ISSMH, MTW, MJB, Bahama Mama, Sun Goddess . . . and wait: “Sara” and Bobby Brown hookin’ up! And crack stew!!! My side hurts! If ya’ll don’t mind being called “scabs,” ya’ll need to cross the picket line and get comedy writers’ jobs. Ya’ll missed your true calling . . .

  • Mrs

    Interesting name.

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  • pimp daddy

    dis nucca after the show was seen entering frantically the crackhouse and rolled out at 12pm the next day.

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