Jesus Take the Wheel

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Bobby Brown performed recently in DC and the poor thang is struggling to keep it together. SMH at the Washington Post’s rendition of the King of R&B’s stage show:

Although his pelvic thrusts were geriatric and his tongue aerobics creepy, Brown got through his portion of the New Jack Swing show without major incident. The “King of R&B” (who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy) ably revisited his post-New Edition, pre-Whitney Houston peak, including “Don’t Be Cruel,” “Roni” and, of course, “My Prerogative.” As is always the case with Brown, however, what he said was far more interesting than what he sang.

“Baltimore!” Brown shouted at one point. When the crowd failed to react, he asked, “Where am I right now?” After figuring out he was playing to a Washington crowd, Brown said, “They told me I was in Baltimore — I guess so I could come out here and embarrass myself.” The singer also played coy about his reported October heart attack: “You all think I had a heart attack, but I’m all right. I made it. They told me I had an hour and 15 minutes, now they’re telling me I only got 40. I only got 40 minutes, but I still got broke off. I can pay child support for another year — y’all won’t be seein’ my [behind] in jail no more!”

Wow, it’s like that, Bobby? Damn. Well at least he’ll be able to pay his child support this month.

Via C&D


  • DjMotown


  • JawJa Swag

    Damn Bobby……LOL at least know where u are performing

  • Angel

    3rd Byyyyyyyarch

  • Bahama Mama


  • ESL

    He is so dumb.

  • JerseyBred

    LMAO! I feel embarrassed for him. He needs to just let it go already.

  • I Stay SMH


    Jesus take the pipe!

  • Good 'n Thick

    LOL @ Bobby for not knowing where he is at!! Jesus be a memo mate.

  • ATL

    Bobby sweatie its time to give it up now

  • I Stay SMH

    Jesus should take the drugs, the mic, the tour…

  • Bankable P

    Great example of “Just say no…..”! LMAO!!!

  • I Stay SMH

    the crackalicious tour and shyt

    how bout I’M in DC and I,like Bobby, didn’t know he was here neither.

  • I Stay SMH


    that shyt sound like ingredients to crack stew!


  • I Stay SMH

    who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy

    oh shyt!

    i gotta take a breather

  • Moreaces

    He gives pitiful a bad name.

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