Jesus Take the Wheel
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Bobby Brown performed recently in DC and the poor thang is struggling to keep it together. SMH at the Washington Post’s rendition of the King of R&B’s stage show:
Although his pelvic thrusts were geriatric and his tongue aerobics creepy, Brown got through his portion of the New Jack Swing show without major incident. The “King of R&B” (who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy) ably revisited his post-New Edition, pre-Whitney Houston peak, including “Don’t Be Cruel,” “Roni” and, of course, “My Prerogative.” As is always the case with Brown, however, what he said was far more interesting than what he sang.
“Baltimore!” Brown shouted at one point. When the crowd failed to react, he asked, “Where am I right now?” After figuring out he was playing to a Washington crowd, Brown said, “They told me I was in Baltimore — I guess so I could come out here and embarrass myself.” The singer also played coy about his reported October heart attack: “You all think I had a heart attack, but I’m all right. I made it. They told me I had an hour and 15 minutes, now they’re telling me I only got 40. I only got 40 minutes, but I still got broke off. I can pay child support for another year — y’all won’t be seein’ my [behind] in jail no more!”
Wow, it’s like that, Bobby? Damn. Well at least he’ll be able to pay his child support this month.
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Damn Bobby……LOL at least know where u are performing
3rd Byyyyyyyarch
Yikes!!
now, dat ***** need to go sit down! seriously…before he p*****es out somewhere!
He is so dumb.
LMAO! I feel embarr*****ed for him. He needs to just let it go already.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jesus take the pipe!
LMAO @ B. Brown… Man, get yo’ ***** together.. Isn’t he in his fourties?? Lawwwd ham mercy… Everytime I hear about him on the gossip blog, you know some crazy ***** went down or is about to go down with this cat… SMH @ his ***** for being in denial about his heart attack, he know damn well that’s what happened. Who in the hell gets check up in the ER??
LOL @ Bobby for not knowing where he is at!! Jesus be a memo mate.
Bobby sweatie its time to give it up now
He reminds me of the commericial were the rapper is giving shout outs to the wrong city. hahaha.
I heard Bobby was at Whitney Houston’s house drunk asking her to take him back. So sad what crack does….
Jesus should take the drugs, the mic, the tour…
Great example of “Just say no…..”! LMAO!!!
The “King of R&B” (who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy)
^^^^^^^ ahhahhahhahhahhahh so who the ***** was there lmmfao man that sentence is funny to me, idda been made as hell every act that come out ni99as be like where the hell is the 3rd tony, or why aaron hall ain’t up there with guy lawd give me my money back yall jipped me……talking bout a new jack swing tour mo like jack me fa my money tour cause half the ppl who used t o be in the groups ain’t even wanna do that lame ***** *****……
the crackalicious tour and shyt
how bout I’M in DC and I,like Bobby, didn’t know he was here neither.
MTW
that shyt sound like ingredients to crack stew!
LMMFAO
who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy
oh shyt!
i gotta take a breather
i see he still on them rocks??? smh. cocaine is a helluva drug. We need to pray for this man because addiction is no joke. Lemme tell y’all, i remember back in ‘92 when i was going through the worst of my addiction to rocks and alcohol. OOO weeeee. Me and K-ci used to start the morning off wid a blunt before hitting the crack and crystal meth for breakfast, followed by more crack for brunch. Even though I knew that ***** was wrong for me, my ***** just could not stop. If I saw a blunt, I had to smoke it. If i saw a rock, i had to break it. It got so bad i used to hide that ish in my Doc Martens and break a few rocks jus before I hit the stage. Andre Harell nearly slapped my ***** when he saw me having a quick fix at a JC Penny event in Mount Vernon. But instead of throwing stones at Bobby, we should encourage him. Addiction is a crippling disease. Imagine if having sex was bad for you and you had to give it up for life? Just imagine? Could any of y’all do that? So what makes you think its easy to give up *****e? Jesus be a rehab and intervene in Bobby’s life. Bobby, listen to my song ‘Testimony’ on the No More Drama album. That song chronicles my struggles in life and reveals the key to my new found happiness: Finding the Lord Jesus. Where you are weak, he is strong. Ask him to let the Holy Spirit take over you because this is the only way you will be able to resist the temptation the Devil may throw your way. Once you have truly accepted the Lord in your life you will no longer seek transient happiness in life’s material pleasures.
all my love, prayers and blessings,
Mary x
He gives pitiful a bad name.
MJB,
you need to listen to some Miche’le “No More Lies”.
Just stop it!
gawd
LMAO @ Moreaces. I know that’s right. LOL
I can’t believe he’s bragging because he made enough to cover child support for ONE year…ummm, Bobby…what about the year after that? LOL
who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy
^^^^^ SMH put them *****’s together and make a new damn group, ahhahhahhahh lmao call themselves JTG ahhahhahh lawd i gotta take a breather now whooooo that is just funny to me tho….
i like crack stew better
What a ugly guy!!! He was said to be found at a millionaire&celebrity dating club http://www.meetrich.com not long before, and he is hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies write to him.OMG! So you will be popular anywhere if you are a celebrity, even if you are not handsome, even ugly.
Why do you think you are Mary J Blige?
Jojo! STOP IT! OK?! NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO YOUR WHACK ***** WEBSITE!
lmmfao okay i am *****uming that bobby child support payments is to his other baby mama’s and not whitney, lol they need to just give it up and realize bobby ain’t equipped to tour no more, make any more albums or do any more dance steps and just let that man be where NE @ when he need them????
picture them ALL runnin round on stage screaming inaudible words cuz they don’t remember them hits from 15 years ago
…..and now coming to the stage one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy a new group called…….CRACK STEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Bobby is COO-COO for COCOA PUFFS!!!!
smh, they gon be singing feenin, lay ya head on my pillow, and lets chill @ the same time ahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao
…..and now coming to the stage one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy Featuring BOBBY Brown
performing their new hit
CRACk IS NOT WHACK!!!!!!!
Crack Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dead*
ahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao with special guests
Al B sure
Christopher Williams
and one third of the original group LSG Johnny Gill……
ok, ok ok i gotta take a step back cause my ribs is aching from laughing……
An impersonator is someone who imitates or copies the behavior or actions of another. There are many reasons for someone to be an Impersonator, the most common could be:
MJB got me rockin in my cubicle with laughter!!!!! ROTFLMBAO!!!! Girl you nuts!!!
As part of a criminal act such as IDENTITY THEFT.
musical director IKE TURNER!!!!
Bobby Brown has a twitch where his mouth goes to right side of his face.
smh, SHUT IT lmmfao ahhahhahhahhahh sang the song anna mae, oh my bad i had a flashback i mean sang the song bobby brown….
musical director IKE TURNER!!!!
^^…..Master of Ceramonies Bishop Magic Don Juan
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Marion Barry
First Bobby needs to go on Dr.Phil, so he can get his mind right, then he needs to go on that drug intervention show so they can throw him in rehab, then celebrity fit club, so he can tone up that access gut he got and get his heart right, then he can go on some makeover show- then maybe make an appearance on Oprah talking about how he changed his life.
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Marion Barry and Frank Lucas
Stay SMH
picture them ALL runnin round on stage screaming inaudible words cuz they don’t remember them hits from 15 years ago
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LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
L0OL @ the fact that this crackhead yelled out BALTIMORE in DC. What an ***** lol..And hes uncl*****y, cr*****, brutish, and might I add disgusting lol. That man needs to get off the rocks.
This is a shame. That man is like 4 or 5 people’s daddy.
That man is like 4 or 5 people’s daddy.
4 0r 5? LOL…when? 1987
MJB’s got a sista dying over here, LOL!
This is a shame. That man is like 4 or 5 people’s daddy.
^^^^ do you think his kids admit that he they daddy, or deny deny deny….lmmfao
BALTIMORE is my quote of the day!
i will be shouting that randomly
roflmmfbao why i just read that mary ***** and DIED when she said andre harrel almost slapped her *****, ahhahhahhahhahhahh man imma leave yall alone yall wild as hell…….talking bout rocks in her doc martens lawd
LOL………..Jesus Grab that Wheel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO @ sun goddess….I never catch jojo in enough time to tell him.
Oh and I went to your site.It sounds like you want some money.
SMH we forgot to include the special guest DJ on the tour…..Grandmaster Flash…
lawd
I’m thinking this one should be titled “Anybody Else Should Take The Wheel”…couldn’t take him anywhere but up….
“BALTIMORE!”….****crickets****
Cracked out has been. Next…
I’m thinking this one should be titled “Anybody Else Should Take The Wheel”…couldn’t take him anywhere but up….
“BALTIMORE!”….****crickets****
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awww shyt! lmao
me that’s who
The “King of R&B” (who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy)
^^^^^^^ ahhahhahhahhahhahh so who the ***** was there lmmfao man that sentence is funny to me, idda been made as hell every act that come out ni99as be like where the hell is the 3rd tony, or why aaron hall ain’t up there with guy lawd give me my money back yall jipped me……talking bout a new jack swing tour mo like jack me fa my money tour cause half the ppl who used t o be in the groups ain’t even wanna do that lame ***** *****……
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oh ***** LMAO you ain’t lying.
This guy is a looser – bottom of the food chain looser!
OMG, I just got here and this post is starting my day of with a real belly-laugh!! Whew, I have a meeting with my client and I hope he doesn’t walk into my office while I’m cracking the hell up…how would I even begin to explain?
No he didn’t yell out Baltimore in DC…what an mess.
Good Morning!!
You all have my laughing so hard I am d@mn near crying!!!
Keep It Up.
Well if he was able to pull off the vocal performance to hell with everything else. That is a miraculous feat in itself.
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See you soon!!! xoxooxo
PS. I don’t meet, so please don’t ask!!
wtf……sara this ain’t a ***** dating service ahhahhahhahh
LMFAO @ THIS WHOLE POST!..THIS WAS A GREAT LAUGH!..THANK YOU BOSSIP!
sara meet bobby
enjoys 40s, rocks, and sweating and gyrating
DAMN I missed the party!!!!! Why yall ain’t sent for a nicca???
BOOO to ISSMH and MTW and I thought yall was my cyber friends…
*sad face*
girl…look alive
lmao naw bmama i don’t even wanna hear that i was in the other room talking to myself for the longest till i came in here and clowned on Bobby B….
LOL
*Sniffles Sniffles*
man whateva…yall don’t lurves me…
when they put that tour together i hope a reality shows jumps it off on VH1 ahhahhahh put all they ***** in a house see what happens call it the CRACk IS NOT WHACK!!!!!!! show….
They told me I had an hour and 15 minutes, now they’re telling me I only got 40. I only got 40 minutes
{in my janet jackson voice}
fun-ny
how
time
flies
when
your
smoking droooooo
lmao what the hell book u think he read’n MTW??
Bobby Brown- how to keep ur tounge in your mouf?? lmao
lmmfao naw bmama he reading
what the ***** imma do now?????
awwww….lmmfao and whitney read’n
“When Crack turns ur life upside down, turn to weed”
They told me I had an hour and 15 minutes, now they’re telling me I only got 40. I only got 40 minutes
^^^^^^ what the hell he gon do in 40 min let alone an 1 and 15 hell all the public know is my perogative and don’t be cruel who gon sing that duet he did with whitney he gon do her part, lmmfao one of the chicks from Jade……
ahhahhahhahh naw he gon get lele from SWV to do whitney part on that we have something in common song
BUT first — I MUST Donce!
lmmfao
I Stay SMH
MTW
that shyt sound like ingredients to crack stew!
LMMFAO
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NO LMMFAO @ ingredients to crack stew AAAAHAHAHA!!!
Now all they need is a couple-o-snow bunnies and PRESTO they have a “killer” recepie LOL!!!
LMAO I’m bout to be on this joint giving shoutouts to other Blogs!
lmao
BALTIMORE!!
Oh wait no no I’m on bossip….
Now all they need is a couple-o-snow bunnies and PRESTO they have a “killer” recepie LOL!!!
^^^^^^ lmmfao i gotta get the hell outta here cause yall gon be the ***** death of me
PEREZ HILTON
what? Bossip? oh..ok
BOSSIP?
one more sentence? huh?
next concert they outta tell him is the grammys
but really be betty ford
Is it me or has ‘Mary J” took a more hostile approach to her posts lately.
Before we started to question her authenticity her posts were nurturing and keep your head up blahzay and now its like full of swear words.
I wonder what happend.
lmao at issmh and the Mary J. Blige (much love).
I wonder….
Did he drop the mic and just walk of the stage?
lmao
give it up for my band – 8 ball and the crusted pipes
next concert they outta tell him is the grammys
but really be betty ford
^^^^^^ lmmfao he gon be doing roni and ***** talking bout i dedicate this to all the ladies he gon have on a tuxedo shirt and ***** ahhahhahhahhahhahh
all up in the rehab place, remix’n rehab forget the damn words, breakout in a cold sweat…
BALtimore!! oh wait where am i….
“Rehab mr. brown”
thena mae……hey girl..
“Rehab mr. brown”
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DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
remix’n rehab
^^^^^ what the hell done got in yall today???? lmmfao
he gon have on a tuxedo shirt and ***** ahhahhahhahhahhahh
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and some skids (the colorful shorts)…with a free bobby brown button on his slouch socks
…..and them ***** suspenders from the every lil step video……
Sun Goddess
Jojo! STOP IT! OK?! NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO YOUR WHACK ***** WEBSITE!
^^^^^^^
THANK YOU SUN GODDESS!!!! I’ve been thinking the same thing. Bossip should ban them for trying to advertise on their site like othersites
And lemme’ tell you, I’m sure you are aware of this as I *****ume you are grown but I just see you getting so frustrated but if this MJB poster IS really a GREAT candidate for Bellview (great psych in NY) you, Just Sit and Be Silly and True Diva w/the Platinum vocals are giving her the attention she is looking for. If she isn’t MJB, she is running the risk of getting a slander and or liable law suit so that’s up to her as I am sure she is grown too…….
Otherwise…..WHO CARES who she is lol????
……going up to the front of the AA meeting talking bout i wanna thank all my fans for sticking with the King of R&B for so long
counselor: bobby, this is an AA meeting you supposed to say hi my name is bobby and i am a drug addict
bobby: oh damn BALTIMORE!!!!!!
ahahahahahahaha!
They crowd gone be chanting
Boob-Bay Boob-bay Boob-bay!!!!
he gone have a nurse robe him, wipe’n sweat off his face and sticking his tounge back in his mouth….lmao
Concert practice
Tour Manager: bobby do you think you are gonna be up to this show in DC? There’s a great hospital in nearby Baltimore if you need attention
Bobby: I AM THE KING of R&B. I can handle this!!! Plus my cardiologist…I mean…Spiritual advisor said so!
Tyrone Biggums gon bust through the door
IS THIS THE 5:00 FREE CRACK GIVE AWAY????????????????????
ROTFLMAO @ Tyrone Biggums
fa real imma leave now cause i just can’t laugh no more…….tyrone damn biggums wth….ahhahhahhahh
ppl gon think bobby doing the soulja boy on stage cheering him on ahd *****, talking bout youuuuuuuuuu and this and that only bobby gon be seizing from too much dope and ain’t *****ody gon have a clue…..lmmfao he jumping all cross the stage and ***** ppl steady hollaing SUPASOAK DEM HO’S BOBBY…..
mtw, hey!!!
*tears*
athena
mtw, hey!!!
^^^^^ what ya been up to….
tears*
^^^^ payback is a *****…..
i’m just wondering. how he missed the big *****ed washington monument???
SUPASOAK DEM HO’S BOBBY…..
^^ awwwww *****!!! LMMFAO u so got cot damn wrong….why i can see the ish happen’n too?? lmao lmao lmao
watch me yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu
ahhahhahh lmmfao
I’M BORED, GONNA GO PLAY WITH BOBBY IN BALTIMORE
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^^^^^^ i had to come post this…..
“y’all won’t be seein’ my [behind] in jail no more!”
How come I’m not convinced? I’m sure Bossip will remember to cite this quote for any of his future run-ins w/ the law….lol
Oh F@ck You…you must have missed my multiple posts where I state that Mary Fayke is entertaining. If I cyber beef or go back and forth with her…like I said…all *****s and giggles. *shrugging*
Dag he still paying child support?? Those dang on kids of his shld be grown by now!!! Seem like Bob been paying child support forever! Heck, evem bobby chris is pushing 20 something aint she??
*evem = even
“musical director IKE TURNER!!!!”
“Major Contributor
Marion Barry and Frank Lucas”
I…just…FLATLINED!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN…. BOBBY BROWN IS TOTALLY “WASHED UP”
AND THE SAD PART IS.. HE KNOW HE IS AS WELL!
SWEET MINTY JESUS…BE A REHAB FOR THIS FOOL!
My stomach is sooo quesy thinkin about him gyrating and licking them crusty lips…ugh! Im seriously sick now…
go bobby do yo thang.
This is why school is important kids. When your rich wife dumps you in order to clean up for her comeback, you can always use your college degree to get a job and support yourself
Afternoon peeps. I see I missed a lot. BUT first, let me address my favorite celebrity:
Dear Mary J,
I’ve been waiting on you to reply to me from previous posts. I guess you just didn’t have the time seeing as though you’re a huge celebrity. Just as a reminder, I asked you when you were going to have a baby and if you’re not, why are you against it?? Also, what do you do when your name gets put out there in the “tainted” light. It would be nice to have an actual star (such as yourself) address that issue. Anyway, in relations to this post, did you go to rehab for your addiction? How long were you strung out? Is that why you chose to not dress your age at the time? Is this why you always wore dark shades? How many times has your husband cheated on you? Are you cheating on him? Are you gay? You and Missy were like really close at one point. Is she gay? Tell us, what is something really interesting about Puffy seeing as though ya’ll are such good friends. Is he gay?
all my love, peace, joy, and reality,
lacyd
lacyd, you are cracking me up…lol. Get a life please and leave Mary alone…lol
Just Sit And Be Pretty
Oh F@ck You…you must have missed my multiple posts where I state that Mary Fayke is entertaining. If I cyber beef or go back and forth with her…like I said…all *****s and giggles. *shrugging*
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Okay…I just don’t want you all to catch a STROKE or somethin’ cuz they haven’t taught us nurses how to do cyber CPR yet…..
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I Stay SMH
next concert they outta tell him is the grammys
but really be betty ford
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LMMFAO!!!!
Or better yet, just let him loose in Chris Brown’s front yard so they can have a dance off!!!
IIII’M THE MF KING OF R&B DAMN IT LOL!!!!!
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BALTIMOOORE LOL!!!!
Yall are KILLIN ME LMAO!!!!
Damn Damn Damn! Whoa..
If you stare at Bobby too long he begins to look just like sponge bob square pants…..especially when you look at them parted ***** teeth !
Mary J Blige
Lemme tell y’all, i remember back in ‘92 when i was going through the worst of my addiction to rocks and alcohol. OOO weeeee. Me and K-ci used to start the morning off wid a blunt before hitting the crack and crystal meth for breakfast, followed by more crack for brunch. Even though I knew that ***** was wrong for me, my ***** just could not stop. If I saw a blunt, I had to smoke it. If i saw a rock, i had to break it. It got so bad i used to hide that ish in my Doc Martens and break a few rocks jus before I hit the stage. Andre Harell nearly slapped my ***** when he saw me having a quick fix at a JC Penny event in Mount Vernon.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Okay okay… I was there, the venue was in Prince George County in Upper Marlboro Maryland NOT DC and 45mins outside Bmore. Despite the cracks about him, he had a good show, he can still entertain the crowd and I was amazed at that but he did his thing and he looked good. Aaron Hall put it down, he put on a real show, he was the voice of Guy so there. KC-Jo two drunk uncles needed to stay at home and TTT w/o Rafael isn’t worth seeing.
LOL~~~I enjoy his preformance.
I have been lurking on here for months, reading ya’ll posts and laughing out loud to the point where I disturbed my coworkers. But lawd – I thought the comments about JD (as Bilbo Baggins) and his “wee ‘lil boots” was the END of life as I knew it until I read these comments! ISSMH, MTW, MJB, Bahama Mama, Sun Goddess . . . and wait: “Sara” and Bobby Brown hookin’ up! And crack stew!!! My side hurts! If ya’ll don’t mind being called “scabs,” ya’ll need to cross the picket line and get comedy writers’ jobs. Ya’ll missed your true calling . . .
Interesting name.
I have visited your site 676-times
dis nucca after the show was seen entering frantically the crackhouse and rolled out at 12pm the next day.
I have visited your site 896-times
MARY J BLIGE (is that yo real name or just a staged name?) You put yo business out there but it dont mean nothin!!! Im sick of “Celebritys” talkin bout “I was down and out or I was addicted den made a come back” WHO GIVES A *****!!!! Dat ***** dont inspire me…. just makes me wanna throw up!!! Theres a whole lot more inspiration to be found listening to some homeless bum walking around at night tryna keep warm…. something you dont know nothin about!!!