Friday, November 16th, 2007

Muy Caliente

Posted by Bossip Staff

Rihanna FHM

The self-proclaimed rebel/bad girl Rihanna gets all wet on the cover of the December issue of FHM Mexico. Well at least everyone knows that she received her “Sex Sells” memo. We ain’t mad at her.

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Comments(110) on “Muy Caliente”


  1. Not again…

    theblackactor.com


  2. there is no way she was actually standing up the water. LOL!

  3. Shipoopi

    It looks like a normal photo shoot if it were in the US. Yawn. But really? You’re shoving Rihanna in our faces worse than B. Enough! (If I see one more “Racy” photo fo her….)


  4. it also looks like “truck” jewelry is coming back in style! i’m starting to see people wearing the “truck” rings from back in the day.

  5. Bahama Mama

    LMMFAO…I’m sorry but homegirl got a BIG ***** HEAD!!! and WTF she don’t speak spanish?? they got “Umbrella” in spanish??…..oh *****….lmmfao

  6. barf

    beautiful!

  7. Lady Architect

    She looks nice on this never…I really haven’t seen a bad photo shoot for her.


  8. lmao @ bmama it is kinda big…….


  9. Those meetrich people sure have a lot of time on their hands anyway

    I really like the inside pictures. The cover picture isn’t my favorite. She’s very photogenic

  10. Bahama Mama

    KINDA!!! the ***** is FRIGGIN HUGE!!! lol…i’m sorry i shoildn’t be dissin a fellow island’er…But DAMN…

  11. Chillin @ Work

    nice….~

  12. London

    She looks cute- Not overly done up w/ a big ***** wig and a ton of makeup. She looks refreshing and yea her dome is kinda big but it’s all good cause she still cute anyway.


  13. Beautiful girl…but I just still don’t get how she’s “all of a sudden” a “bad girl”…

  14. AND...

    I don’t like these pics. She doesn’t look bad but not good either. IDK if that’s b/c of her or the photographer. It looks average.

  15. Bahama Mama

    Oh come on…lol yall don’t see the size of her HEAd!! lmao..whoo whoo..


  16. she is cute in these pics….but she looks stiff the poses the hair….

  17. The One

    That child knows how to work a magazine cover! Get em Rhi Rhi!


  18. She pretty much always looks nice.

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  19. VTORIRI

    Instead of posting these lame pictures all the time post her reviews of her tour, her last one from Paris was terrible. These pictures were not her best they look like someone with a regular camera took these pics at her house in the basement.

  20. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Nice pics…

  21. hey

    she looks hot as usual, but the magazine itself looks cheap. FHM Mexico? do elevate your game.

  22. me

    i’m not mad at her but i’m definitely bored with her. its the same type of pic, same look, same facial expression everytime i see her. its probably b/c she’s everywhere but she needs to switch up something cuz this rebel/sexy thing is getting tired


  23. She’s growin’ on me–especially since she STAY covering up that fo’ head lately!!!!!!!!!!!Lol!!

    She must be checkin’ in on BOSSIP!!!

  24. creole

    those pics are mediocre at best she should hide that dome of hers and pls stop appraisin this chic at the expense of others, rather let her know that she needs to step up her vocal skills co when another newbie emerges she’s gonna be hated like the rest

  25. key

    I am soOOOOOOOOOO tired of that hair style. It was cute, at first, but now it looks like the weave is tired of the style. I saw her hairstylist on a tv show and she stated that Rihanna had really healthy hair, and that is why it always looks nice. Well, FYI, you don’t need healthy hair to make it look like that, just ask the Korean lady @ the beauty shop. Let me clarify, you do need healthy hair underneath the weave, so your hair won’t break off, but I think her hair needs to breath a little.


  26. DAS A GOOD LOOK 4 HER

    SHE LOVE SHOWIN OFF DEM NEW LUNGS

    http://WWW.MY*****E.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    NEW KNOCK “MISS CARWASH”

  27. Ttime

    @ Rihanna:

    Bbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttccccccccchhhhhhhhh….sit your No-Talent having ***** down. All of those covers aren’t selling albums. And just for the record, Ne-Yo has saved another album. His name is about to become “Captain Save a Ho”.


  28. Damn Rihanna is sooo SEXY in these pics all wet. I’m feeling it.

  29. TRAVIS T...

    She should bottle her bath water and sell it…I’d drank it..

  30. lucky

    Stop player hating on that chick! Guess what you have to make money, besides selling albums ain’t getting it for a lot of Singers I.e Beyaki Alica K , and many more in the business. if that’s what you half to do to keep that issue coming in More power to ya

    Besides the chick is fly ***** hell

  31. fan12

    hmmmm, but I saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. It is said she is only interested in dating young good-looking guys!

  32. N*ggaz dat' play too much and da' b*tches dat' luv em'

    sometimes ya gotta ask why some people are even famous.sex sales…

  33. Love

    guess she DIDNT have that chest done..guess it just goes to show wat WONDER those bras can do..and she looks very nice in these photos! love it!

  34. bajan

    BAHAMA JACK*****,

    u know islands girls have big foreheads includin ***** ***** BAHAMAS, SO KISS MY BAJAN ***** HEFFA. u dont have to speak spanish to appear on a spanish mag, bey dont speak span but she did. wat the hell is wrong with ur black *****, btw, how do u look? cause bahamian girls are NOT beautiful and i know that for a FACT.

    btw, the pics are nice and the cover is an old photo from ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY MAG.

    RIHANNA IS WORLD’S BEST SELLIN POP FEMALE ARTIST AND FEMALE ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR.

  35. bajan

    THE GIRL IS REAL GORGEOUS.

    THE MORE U PEOPLE ENVY AND HATE THE MORE THIS GIRL IS RISIN TO THE TOP. SHE CAME IN 2005, SHE STAYED IN 2006 AND NOW SHE IS IN 2007. THREE YEARS AND STILL COUNTIN *****ES.


  36. Look at that Head?

  37. VTORIRI

    @ Bajan this really is her worst year to date and stop saying hate this is what people do when they voice their opinions. Has your girl ever gotten this many bad reviews before? No., instead of sales going up her’s went down and she is out of the top 50 already on the billboard she is # 61 and not ever plat yet and to be honest she is not that paid, do you remember TLC and how big they were and look what happen to them. Unless you are doing very well even with endorsements it can still happen. I kinda feel sorry for the chick, she messed her self up with this CD with this new image she is on her last leg of her tour and they are *****g your girl in the reviews again… Her sales are low and in those sales she has to pay out a lot to the producers, she has to pay for videos, lawyers, management team, J’s sorry but, Ty Ty, stylist and so on and she only gets like 15 or 20 cents a CD so you do the math she is just for show only boooooooo no talent mixed in there no where Ms. Bajan…….

  38. VTORIRI

    I forgot, most artist makes their money on tours and her’s is not the best, she has had shows cancelled already for lack of ticket sales.


  39. Her forehead is bigger than my hand!

  40. adrianna

    she’s ugly….

  41. Bahama Mama

    Bajan

    Cuse me…if the ***** head is big..The ***** is big..NUFF said!! and I neva said she wasn’t a looker she just got a nig EFF’n HEAD, it’s not like I’m lie’n. And I don’t know what bahamians ur lookin at but there r plenty of GORGEOUS Bahamians, I see them every day…Hell i look at one in the mirror(lol had to get that in) but whateva how look ain’t the case.SOOOOOOOOOoooooo how’s bout u CHUT UP…THANKS!!

  42. Bahama Mama

    and btw

    call me a jack***** again I’ll cut chu…lol

  43. Curly Fries

    Lawd, I’m getting an overdose of Rhianna. I could fry some eggs on her big noggin.

  44. whatever

    I agree she is ugly and talentless. Her album flopped, her tour flopped, you would think this big fivehead no talent flat ***** ***** would know her 15 mins are up. She needs to give it up she will NEVER be Beyonce. I’m so glad Alicia Keys is back and got no talents like Rihyawnna out the game. It’s all about Alicia now. It’s over for Pon De Forehead.


  45. Bahama Mama

    and btw

    call me a jack***** again I’ll cut chu…lol

    ———————————–

    and the ***** will head butt yo *****!!!!


  46. lmmfao bmama wild as hell, bajan we do keep razors and ***** and i will ride out and help bmama too lmmfao so no more calling my girl names riri got a big head so be it…..you must be riri homegirl or some *****…..huh bajan

  47. Bahama Mama

    OHHHHHHHHHHHH yall wild as HELL!!!

    Squad up!!


  48. i’m sorry—i meant and the BIG HEAD ***** will head butt ya!

  49. i ain't *****

    I agree with whatever. She has an extremly long forhead, and she is built funny so what makes her so sexy.


  50. SO KISS MY BAJAN ***** HEFFA

    LMMFAO, how can someone say this SERIOUSLY?

    HEFFA! Ahahahahahaha…talkin like she out the color purple

    Bajan,

    I’s thinks it be best dat you don’t be comin up in here trying to initiate no fistacuffs. We’s peacefuh black fokes

    lmao

  51. Bahama Mama

    fistacuff??? lol

  52. Bahama Mama

    I haven’t heard that word in foreva….


  53. EXXXXXXXXXXX ACTLY


  54. I on’t know bout y’all but damn Rihanna got a big ***** head!!!! Monstrous it is. She aHEAD of her time!

  55. Bahama Mama

    LMMFAO @ SHOT!!!!


  56. *Disclaimer–I think Rihanna is on the comeup with her looks. I jacked her haircut.

    now back to the regularly scheduled bewshyt

  57. Bahama Mama

    Ain’t that the aeon flux haircut???


  58. Why I got the sneaky suspicion the president of Rihanna’s fan club is repping in here?!?LOL. She is NOT ugly…YOU are ugly…LEAVE RIHANNA ALONE!!!!!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhh! Trick *****!


  59. Shot? Why yo ***** so black? got anything to do with that black***** knife?


  60. lmmfao smh you are crazy……..nuttier than a bat on dope….


  61. posh spice. Every rich woman at that gala i went to two weeks ago

    aeon flux

    whateva


  62. when i went to the salon (codeword for my neighbor basement) i used rihanna picture

    j/k….i would NEVER go to my neighbors basement

    LMAO

  63. Bahama Mama

    Shot u try’n to kill me…lmao, hahahahahaha


  64. HUSSY, lmao

  65. txshawty

    lol Why doesn’t it look like the water is pouring DOWN on her to me?? Why I keep picturing them just splashing a bucket of water on her LOL!

    and WHY is she able to keep a straight photogenic face when CLEARLY they’d be wasting film on my behind like, ‘Shawty, if you blink ONE MO GIN!’

    lol…and me like ‘I’mma stop, imma stop’…while i’m blinkin the whole time

  66. Bahama Mama

    but island girls do have big foreheads….I am not one of them, but most of us do…as example by ri ri…

  67. FineAsWine

    BOYYYYYYY

    GANG??? WHO LEFT THE GATE OPEN??!!!LOL

  68. txshawty

    SHOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  69. Bahama Mama

    Cha! calling me a jack***** I tell ya. That’s DEEP SON… anyway I’m OUT!


  70. WTF is a Bajan anyway – I know your ***** ain’t from Barbados – more like Alabamdos?!?!”RIHANNA IS WORLD’S BEST SELLIN POP FEMALE ARTIST AND FEMALE ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR.” For real?!?! Don’t stop the music will sure nuff take care of that. But real talk she only had 2 #1 hits in her short career. So this world’s best award…that’s your award right? You be laying out on the living room floor with all 8 of your kids’ crayons making your OWN Rihanna #1 posters? You made her your own trophy didn’t you?You been stalking her ***** for months trying to “present” it to her ain’t you?!?! Her security team keep a picture of your overly enthusiastic *****, don’t they?!?! To paraphrase the “Rabbit”, Silly Ho! Bossip’s for talking ish!


  71. You be laying out on the living room floor with all 8 of your kids’ crayons making your OWN Rihanna #1 posters? You made her your own trophy didn’t you?You been stalking her ***** for months trying to “present” it to her ain’t you?!?!

    ———————–

    and that is just bout gonna do it for me!

  72. FineAsWine

    @Black***** Sureshot

    WTF is a Bajan anyway – I know your ***** ain’t from Barbados

    ………..

    YOU STOLE THE WORDS THAT BE COMING OUTTA MY MOUTH..I THINK HE WRITES THIS BULL*****, SO HE CAN MAIL IT TO HER FAN CLUB TO PROVE HE IS HER “#1 FAN”

    PUHH-LEASE

    GET A LIFE

    LOL

  73. txshawty

    Sure….{slaps head into hands, smh} No, Lawd, No…lol


  74. lmmfao why my boy just went OFF on bajan and i am dying ahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahh stalking her and ***** whoooo chile’ ahhahhahhahhahh

  75. txshawty

    mtw…smh…til I can shake my head no more…lol


  76. I can’t read that! No hablo espanol. Let me get my Spansih/English dictionary……let’s see…..solo….sexy…..mojada…..para…y…tin..sombrilla….I got it!!!! SKINNY ***** HO WOULD BE SEXY IF SHE DIDN’T LOOK LIKE A CRACKHEAD EEL BEING DOUSED BY A *****BUCKET…..no wait…my fault…A 1987 scubasuit wearing crackhead eel being doused by a *****bucket!

  77. txshawty

    Sure…dang why she gotta be a 1987 scubasuit wearing crackhead eel being doused by a *****bucket…why not a 1988?!

    1987s my year :-(


  78. “YOU STOLE THE WORDS THAT BE COMING OUTTA MY MOUTH..I THINK HE WRITES THIS BULL*****, SO HE CAN MAIL IT TO HER FAN CLUB TO PROVE HE IS HER “#1 FAN”” this has got to be the funniest *****! They see the return address and they are like here goes THIS mf again!!!!


  79. LMAO at txshawty’s young *****….well her ***** is mature in itself but shawty on a whole is young ***** hell. Trying to tell the dj to play Lil Bow Wow cause she wanna hear some old school!!!! Hahaha! That’s my baby!

  80. txshawty

    Sure…{frown} grrrr I don’t even like Bow Wow, Huh!


  81. old skool lmao

  82. FineAsWine

    @Black***** Sureshot

    YEAH THEY SEE IT BUT THEY SMELL THOSE LETTERS FROM A MILE AWAY…FOOL COULDN’T EVEN WASH HIS HANDS OFF AFTER EJACULATING, BEFORE HE SEALS AND LICKS THE ENVELOPE…RHIANNA BE LIKE “UGHHH I SMELL HIS LETTER IM NOT COMMING BACK IN HERE TILL ITS GONE”


  83. Let’s take it back to tha old skool…play some Chingy up in this dead ***** club!!!!!

  84. txshawty

    Dang…why y’all getting on me?!

    I’m the nice one! lol

  85. txshawty

    I’m done w/y’all…only B’mama understands my plight lol

  86. FineAsWine

    WHO GANGIN UP ON YOU TXS??

  87. txshawty

    FAW…everybody born before 1986 lol


  88. NOT ME


  89. “FOOL COULDN’T EVEN WASH HIS HANDS OFF AFTER EJACULATING, BEFORE HE SEALS AND LICKS THE ENVELOPE”

    Sho feel good to be ON your side, FAW. My feelings are still hurt cuz I was really trying to cop that booty naked pick of you and 5+0+4. Anyway, I changed my mind. THAT IS THE FUNNIEST *****!!!!


  90. bye yall…..


  91. Shawty you know I love your pretty ***** self! I’m just hating cuz old school to me is….throw some Jimbo Brown with Crackleg Walter on….they supposed to be opening up for some up and coming star named Chubby Checker!

  92. txshawty

    mtw…where you thank YOU going?!

    (and YES i said ‘thank’ and not think..lol…}


  93. I gotta go too. [Shot jumps down 4 flights of stairs so he can get a good look at MTW's ***** when she leaves]

    Whooooooo! It gotta be jelly……cuz she a big juicy booty having motherSMUCKER!!!!

  94. txshawty

    LOL Sureshot you ain’t no Chubby Checker old! lol

    mtw…you BET not step yo e-foot out that e-door! Huh! I’ll cut it off Kuntisha Kinte

  95. txshawty

    mtw…and Shot…bye guysssssssss lol


  96. shot

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

    lmao why i still laugh at that?


  97. Bahama Mama

    and btw

    call me a jack***** again I’ll cut chu…lol

    ____________________________________________________

    …………DEAD…………….


  98. Damn! Shot was MIA then came back in full effect!

    Uh, what happened to Bajan? I guess they didn’t know “the team” was up in dis biotch!!!!!!

    ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  99. FineAsWine

    TRU-EE TRU-EE TRU

    WHERE R YOU??

    WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW

    I CAN COUNT ON YOU TRU-EE TRUU

    I KNOW YOU WILL COME THROUGH NA!!

  100. Ariel Yahudah

    The real sisters don’t get no magazine props because they not selling out..When are we as a people going to learn that selling your soul is not worth it..They raise you up to bring you down!


  101. GOOD. FOR. HER.

    She looks hot. She’s not spreading her legs or being hoish. Just sexy.


  102. She’s beautiful..


  103. Interracial dating service. Nice site


  104. She’s perfect! Beautyful. I can’t believe that exist a woman so… gorgeous! I’m speachless

  105. colocha

    She’s gorgeous. Some people on here just can’t stand to see someone doing better, looking better, and getting props. I know how you guys are not “haters” but simply “stating your (envious) opinion”… cuz you’re so much better… lol

  106. DA

    I dont really like that CRUNCH time wig she got on…haha..maybe it was that water from the cover shot that got that wig a lil nappy.

  107. DeeCent

    she looks beautiful as always!

  108. dayg715

    see, y’all just don’t get it. this ***** got plans. BANGER OF THE YEAR!!!!

  109. VI_QUEEN1

    DON’T HATE ALL!! SHE TAKES REALLY NICE PICS!! CARRIBEAN WOMEN DOIN DEH DAMN THANG!!

    GO RHI RHI!!!!

  110. nono

    her legs is serious!

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