Sir…what the hell is wrong with you??
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? O.J. Simpson, apparently.
The former gridiron great was recently caught pilfering the sweet treats from the cafeteria of his Nevada prison – something which is strictly forbidden.
According to a source, guards noticed the 66-year-old hiding something under his prison clothes as he walked back to his cell after lunch.
When they quizzed him, he revealed a stash of more than a dozen oatmeal cookies, which were then seized.
‘O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor,’ the source told The National Enquirer.
Doctors had previously warned Simpson, who is looking noticeably tubby, to ease up on the fat and sugar laden foods and start exercising more because he suffers severe diabetes.
Grown azz man, stealing cookies…my how the might have fallen.
Image via Zimbio
More Stories From Bossip
Another One: Meet The IT Consultant Bae Who’s BEEN...
Baby, Baby, Baby: Ashanti’s Most Fantastically...
Engaged Or Nah: Did Nelly Put A Ring On Miss Jackson?...
Bitter Teyana Taylor Posts Tae Heckard's Texts & Number In Petty Twitter Beef!
Can't Get Along: The Most Disrespected Baby Mommas In The Game
Black Men Who Don't Date Black Women Get Dragged
#BlackDontCrack: The Ultimate Gallery Of Famous Black...
Poor Fella: The Internet Is COOKING “William”...