Monday, November 19th, 2007
Fill in the Blank
Posted by Bossip Staff
Seal was photographed looking at his wife’s asscrack last week at the Victoria’s Secret show.
Fill in the Blank: Seal was thinking ___________________________.
Posted by Bossip Staff
Seal was photographed looking at his wife’s asscrack last week at the Victoria’s Secret show.
Fill in the Blank: Seal was thinking ___________________________.
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Is this for real? Please tell me she did not walk out the house with her azz showing!! 1st
“Gonna get me some of that flat booty in just a few hours….”
All my life, all I ever wanted was a WHITE WOMAN!
“I’m gonna tax that ***** like the government.”
Damn, What a flat azz!
Yeah we both are gettin’ ready to rip this fashion show & then I’m gonna rip dat azz!!! LOL!!!
Now if that spine with a crack could just sprout some cheeks……
Don’t knock it to you try it. I love all races when it comes to women but there ain’t nothing like a good white girl. I like the proper, the ghetto, and the plain. As long as they ain’t gothic I’ll look and think the same way Seal is lookin.
i scored this? DAMN.
Ewww, I’m eating lunch…
damn, my wife suffers from no*****atall!
I’m bout to tear that up!
damn, i wanna bury my shiny head in that ***** crack.
btw, is that some sort of fashion statement? that’s absolutely disgusting!
i wonder if she realized her ***** was out! i swear, that should be illegal!
He’s making sure there are no little bits of tissue left.
Not cute at all…That is trashy, not cl*****y!!!
I’ve seen plenty of you sistas,( trying to wear those low-rise jeans that were not made for you in the first place,) look like this. Crack all out. Of course on a lot of you it looks more like cleavage. Still, its equally distasteful.
Seal: It IS a smile turned on its side…she’s so sweet {smiles back}
kdogg lol! I’ve seen that too, I honestly hate low rise jeans…if I can’t find anymore, I’ll pull them mugs up, be flooding, call em some capris and call it a day!
Heffa look stank, truly!
lmao @ crack all out!
lmao @ cleavage!
DAMN!!! IS SHE TEMPTING ME!!
Damm and this is all mine
Enter here.
That fool is sweating like a black ***** pig.
Why the hell did she leave the house looking like this!!
Gosh, I hope this picture gets to BOSSIP, my favourite black gossip site!
Cant wait to have her kneel on her knees so I can beat it up doggie. Ruff, ruff.
Wow, I can’t help but think that she had no clue that the flap on the back was exposing her behind….not a good look…I agree the low rise jeans (no matter if you are 20 or 40) are aweful if they are soo low that you have exposed your behind or you refuse to wear a belt thus exposing your behind
Crumbs…
Crack kills I better chill, I already have 2 kids.
He wasn’t looking at it, he was looking for it.
“Good ol’ Fashion pancake booty. Thats what I like.”
-Dave Chappelle
That’s great. I mean at least he was looking at his wife’s ***** crack and not some other woman. It could be worse.
XXX
He wasn’t looking at it, he was looking for it.
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LMAO you stop that. You know betta.
“i’d like to slide a finger down the crack of that *****…”
- Chappelle’s Show (What men want skit)
Ummm…is that her spine protruding through the skin? Geesh.
i knew i was smelling ***** .. but god damn.. wifey ?
SEAL WAS THINKING “GEEZ, SHE GOT ANOTHER BUMP ON HER ***** THAT I GOTTA PICK”
Seal was thinking……. Damn I’m glad I dont live in the south or make *****ed up imitation rap, then my wifes ***** would have to be a size 48, full off celulite, she’d wear ***** 3 sizes too small and have big ***** ugly tats all over her body with the names of every ***** shes *****ed since Jr High School, Oh yeah she’d have a *****ed up weave too!
Damn I’m glad I’m Seal!
^^^^
@Its6
ridiculous….lmao
^^^^ wow, seriously, wow!!!!
“Been there, done that, read the book, saw the movie”
what a flat *****!
Don’t let her sit on my chair!!!!!!!
Seal is thinking, “What do I get Heidi for Christmas? Hmm..maybe I’ll ask Kim K what plastic surgeon she bought her ***** from”.
LOL – he was thinking I’m an UGLY ***** and my wife has an UGLY *****!!!
not a good look
Its6amHoGetOut:
Do you have a little *****?? Is that why you fear a fat *****?? Get the hell on you sorry ***** irrelevant coon!!
I smell weinerschnitzel
He was thinking damn i wonder if she can get botox for that
I really could care less what Seal is thinking! *****ody with the crack of their behind showing look good!
“I love that flat-*****”
it don’t make no damn sense how he left the voluptuously bootyfull women of nigeria for this .. granted, her money is correct and not some wire fraud, but still – give the yam girls a chance – I HATE A SELL OUT
p.s. it’s late, i don’t want to fight .. my comment is my comment i don’t even have the energy to start the white/black love thing
This sista is tired of brothas chasing after whitey. Can’t find a good brotha no more. They are either too stupid or in jail.
lol @ thisHoe…and lol @ your name…
@jolene “They are either too stupid or in jail”
(whats the different)
@thisHoe
I feel you…I’m not all that interested in being PC…I agree…but one thing that I notice is that some Africans move to Europe and marry European…or for some reason seem to relate better to Europeans…he could have easily found him a beautiful, smart, Nigerian (if that is where he is from)but he didn’t….Oh well..
she has a lazy eye .. anyone else notice she has a lazy eye? oh, it’s just me, nice! i know that he could have found a skinny, tall, model, black chick WITHOUT a lazy eye and an 8 month pregnant belly, no really the stuff he’s smoking is the best! their kids are ugly too, had they been all black, they would have had a chance
did somebody say pancakes……
Flat butt, but he is an African Uncle Tom.
She chose him… and he probaly thinkin im going to check this ***** when we get home like i would have, that flat white ***** is for me not the world to see…
SHE USES CHEAP TOILET PAPER, THATS WHY HER CRACK IS DARK…
LMAO@ all the sista’s mad that seal has a white girl…
look which one of you find him attractive?
A seal and a polar bear woman, -I don’t find cave women attractive and she no exception…
look which one of you find him attractive?
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haha,exactly! i’d say the majority wouldn’t even give him the time of day! he’s too black – too burnt, and too damn african!
anyway, seal tend to go for skinny white chicks for whatever reason, but it seems like their relationship is genuine, so let it be.
damn look at my white women!!!
why even create this post… its another opportunity for these stupid black men to insult black women… this topic is about Heidi’s butt crack showing and black men on here still have to bring up ‘whats wrong with black women’
anyways this is Heidi.. im dissapointed cause she was claimed to have a body.. but that doesn’t look to good to me… and even if my butt crack shows it looks better then that… but i am only 21 so… and i actually have a curve… so that does help too…
Lucky man. Don’t be fooled she has plenty of *****. I have seen pics of her butt from other sites.
@why create this;
I just read some of the other posts and I agree with you. It’s ok to like Heidi and talk about her beauty without putting down black women or putting race in it.
Brothas show the same respect to sistahs you ask them to show you.
Jolene
This sista is tired of brothas chasing after whitey. Can’t find a good brotha no more. They are either too stupid or in jail.
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First of all..stop referring to them as “brotha’s” It is a silly made up word (like sistah)..and reeks of incest.
Second of all, you are right..and I would like to add that there are many many men of OTHER races who are dying to be with YOU and make you their wife.
So let these bm go..its alright. No problemo.
Ps. I actually think Seal and Heidi are real love, unlike some of these bm who will date 300lb, greasy hair, pimply, smelly, no teeth Becky just so they can have a ww.
WHAT’S WRONG WITH SEAL FACE? WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM DO ANY BODY KNOW!
Licky Licky
haha
ewww
I m going to lick that butt cleavage & the black eye 2 night!!!
“hm where can I get her a sandwhich”
I don’t believe it is real.
should’ve got a sister!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT’S WRONG WITH SEAL FACE? WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM DO ANY BODY KNOW!
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Discoid Lupus! It also left him with hair loss!
Amber
WHAT’S WRONG WITH SEAL FACE? WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM DO ANY BODY KNOW!
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Seal suffered from lupus as a child which left permanent scarring on his face.
Want some syrup for those pancakes?
You know they’re both HOT for each other! I’m surprised there’s no smoke rising! I doubt they made it in the house before more than just her crack was out!
Suffering from No ***** At All !
Nice Body: Wack Face
Pretty Face: Wack Body
Pretty Face: Nice Body but is DINGY
Pretty Face: Nice Body but is TRIFLING
Pretty Face: Nice Body but has SUPERHEAD TACTICS
and the list goes on…..
Its like a Gift or a Curse with Females when it comes to appearances!
Seal is thinking there’s my iPod. I thought I lost the ***** thing last week.
**laugh you know it’s funny. Cuz iPods are flat. See, get it?
SMACK THAT!!!! ALL ON THE FLOOR, SMACK THAT!!!!
Thanks KmarHOT and nahnah, for the info. i didn’t know lupus can do that to you. I had a cousin who had lupus and she didn’t take care of her self right so she die from it 3 years ago.
Dam! Wifey has a bookbag ***** but I love her anyways.
Marley
First of all..stop referring to them as “brotha’s” It is a silly made up word (like sistah)..and reeks of incest.
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Marley, do “sistah” and “brotha” bring back some repressed incest memory or something, because I don’t quite understand why you’re demanding free people from utilizing those terms, as if you can stop those of us who choose to refer to black people as such.
Second of all, you are right..and I would like to add that there are many many men of OTHER races who are dying to be with YOU and make you their wife.
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Where I live, the majority of the white men are too much in love with their blonde bombshells to even consider giving a Black woman a chance. Sure, they’d “experiment” behind their wive’s backs –rent a cheap motel, experience black ***** and go on their merry way…(back to their beautiful wives and childrent) but an actual relationship – you won’t get it out of most of them. But who knows, where you’re from might be different.
Hey, remember that white men are responsible for brown women being considered undesirable in the first place. So this “White men are saviors” movement has got to *****ing stop, I swear.
Seriously, the propaganda machine is working overtime, because all I hear these days are how dumb and stupid black men are and how black women are going to try “something new” to deliver them from evil.
The dumb American media promote these IR relationships, specifically bm/wm just a method to divide and rule. Of course the weak fools among us believe that black men hate black women in epidemic proportions.
Oh, and I bet Seal isn’t even attractive in the eyes of most. Many black women on Bossip and elsewhere have referred to him as “burnt” ugly” and my favorite: “yuck face”, which is quite sad considering the way he ended up with the “yuc facek” in the first place.
dat nicca was prolly thinking about getting some pancakes for breakfast her azz is flat as a 2 day old opened pepsi wth and stop talking about black women didn’t want seal shizz her white azz only wants the mandingo meat thats all YT wants yall niccas for is because the YT man packing a #2 pencil
wow, She looks soooo hot with sexy *****! Just a question: I saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week! Is she single now? Just curious!
@Marley
I use the term sistah and brotha because I do beleive blacks are family and should support each other. If whites can use bro and sis (made up words). What’s the problem with us being as affectionate. If you don’t like don’t use it.
@Jolene
First the problem is that you’re so stuck watching men with other women you problem haven’t noticed the black men looking at you. I once ran an adult website (hence the nicname Triple XXX it was my handle from back in the day), which catered to black/black, interracial erotica. The number of educated black men going the portion of the site featuring black women far outnumbered the number of black men going to the interracial half. As part of a marketing campainge I asked my subscribers to list what they wanted added to the site. Overwhelmingly the response was a chat/dating section where educated, working black men could meet “sane black women with no ax to grind”. Several respondants were upset that black women only cared for white dudes or black thugs and never gave decent black men a seond glance.
The irony was that I had black women writing to me saying exactly the same thing (exactly what you’re saying now). As part of a followup questionaire I asked both black men and women how many blacks they personally knew where in jail or had daily contact with (no stats just personal experience). Less that 1/6 said 1 and often that person was out and working. I asked how many blacks in college they knew; everyone knew more than 3. How many working; everyone knew more than several. For every jail bird there were nearly 20 working or in school (I forget the exact ration but it was hugh).
Most of the time these candidates worked or went to school at the same place the respondant attended.
Blacks hadn’t latched on to chat and internet dating at the time (mid 90s) and I did not want to waste time and effort on something that would fail. Blackplanet was rising and Chatropolis was using blacks due to an influx of white men pretending to be black so they could meet white women. To measure the worth of a dating site I asked the respondents where they hadn’t talked to the blacks right next to them. Almost all (men and women) *****umed the candidate wouldn’t be interested in them. In other words they never tried. Black men *****umed well educated black women wanted big bucks, and black women *****umed well heeled black men wanted white or skinny. Neither guys nor girls gave the other a chance.
That is my problem with all the *****umptions going around. They are based on stats and not on people communicating with each other. How do you know there are no good black men or women? Have you talked to all of them? Now I believe you should always go where your heart takes you as long as its not abusive. But never, never let color reduce your prospects to a stat. Don’t you think you’re worth more than that?
You have to have an ***** before you can show off an *****. She looks trifling because she doesn’t have anything back there to show off in the first place.
Triple XXX wrote: “Chatropolis was using blacks due to an influx of white men pretending to be black so they could meet white women. ”
What the *****? you serious? that’s *****ed up. and thank you for your response to jolene, that was educational. wish you had kept up the site, but you do what you have to do with what you can afford to do.
Sorry for the grammar and spelling in the above. I was typing in a hurry and did not proof my work. BTW I closed my adult site once I got married. And I have no plans of reopening it. The chat/dating portion was never started since all black dating services had a dismal success rate back then. There was too much stigma attached to online dating at the time. However, that prejudice has since changed and blacks make a growing proportion of online daters.
DAMN I CAN’T WAIT TO EAT THE CORN OUT HER ***** TONIGHT!
I wanna lick that ***** crack tonight! Ughhh!!
i think he’s thinkin, “aw man i no she didnt come out the house without any underwear on.all shes doin is givin the public somethin else to talk about. now how can i cover this up?”
TripleXXX,
That’s funny! I too was an adult webmaster back in the days. I focused on black/black and interracial as well. But I did not have my own content. I was just an affiliate. I started as a way to make quick cash, but I was getting too sucked into it, and I was starting to feel guilty, so I left for good. I’m currently working on a real estate website – trying to keep a clean image. lol
But the majority of my customers were black men.
white people can kiss my big round curvy *****/ they are always copying off of blacks on one hand and on the other they talk that monkey looking welfare racist *****. i hate those racist ***** *****s and the day they can keep their white women from dating black and having mixed lids then they can talk. ***** em.
I am gonna bang her the f*ck out when we get home and laugh at all the ‘pretty’ dudes who couldn’t pull a chick this hot.
SEAL WAS THINKING “NAZZATAL” ( NO AZZ AT ALL )
AWW, my wife has a cute little ***** crack.
Time for the ice cube prank.
6am… ur hilarious… always making me laugh…
Seal was thinking…”This ho ain’t wear that dress out the house. That’s cool, Imma put my foot on her head when we get home. Then Imma tear that azzhole up !!!!”
Seal: My Honey, what a long back you have…
It’s a shame that you have to doctor the picture to get a little ’swirl’ reaction. You like to call out people for being FUBU, but you should start by looking at yourselves. Over & OUT.
too black? too burnt? too african?????? wow, that’s pretty sad.
Seal is thinking, I can’t wait to get home and plug her *****hole. Ride the hershey highway!
Extremely poor dress choice. Just tacky. Too much back out. Too much ***** out. At the same time, not ENOUGH ***** IN the dress.
Her shopping priviledges ought to be revoked until further notice.
*****k what hes thinking. her friggin spine is about to escape!!
i dont know why so many black men get offended everyTIME we sisters say something about a flat ***** white woman .its true she has no ***** .. who cares if black ***** seal is with heidi, he didnt get a prize in her..and she didnt get a prize in him either.. hes of no lose to the black community.. saying hes ugly is a true statement whether you agree with it or not hes ugly and majority of the time the white woman you black men date/marry are ugly as hell and looks like something the cat dragged in with fleas included… they are never attractive or sweet or nice like you all try and act like .. they raise holly hell and damn sure dont alwAYS treat ANY OF you with any respesct.. there skin is white and thats all you black men care about THAT PALE ***** UGLY WRINKLED WHITE SKIN AND HOPING THEY GIVE YOU NON NAPPY HAIRED KIDS AND ITS NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you always say were jealous , why the hell would any black women be jealous of a white heffa thats carving her ***** up in the surgeons office trying to look like me and every other black woman !!!!!!!!!!!! collagen+ lip implants wasnt made for us, butt-implants werent made for the original black queen born with it naturally!!!!!!! bronzing gel+ tanning salons wasnt made for us, botox wasnt made for us our skin is thick and retains it shape for along time, ITS a fact!!!!!!!!!!!! , she looks trashy as hell and having no ***** at all makes her look even worse deal with it.. if you black men like white girls *****ody cares about that there a dime a dozen and damn sure dont look better than us and they are having your ugly black kids on the regular just take a look around, and to nahnah your a jack ***** for your dumb damn comment white men never hid ther sexual deseires for us they didnt have to put there hands on any black women they had there pale face white woman there, it was no need for him to rape us and get us pregnant with ther mixed mulatto kids they wanted us so bad they even moved us in there homes with there “white wives” and white children to be close to us !!!!!! we nursed your babies when your lazy white woman didnt wanna do it or didnt know how to do it, we cooked your food why? because once again your white woman you black men seemed to love so much didnt know how to!!!!!!!!!!!! we even nursed your lazy *****es back to health when you all got sick so please spare me the bullsh*t!!!!!!!! as far as thE white MAN running back to there families means what? he had absolutely no RESPECT FOR HIS WHITE WIFE+ FAMILY!!!!!!!!!! by breaking his “wedding vows” doing what ? CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!! his white wife saw his numerous black beautiful slaves pregnant with her husbands child, wow what a way to show his” white wife” he loves her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and another thing heidi-ho klum said it best on oprah- SHE SAW HIS BLACK BIG ***** THREW HIS BIKER-SHORTS AND THAT SEALED THE DEAL!!!!! SO WHAT IS SHE REALLY SAYING ? SHE LIKED HIS D*CK PLUS HE WAS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH HER HELPING HER GIVE BIRTH TO HER OUT-OF-WEDLOCK WHITE DAUGHTER THAT HE WISHED WAS HIS BECAUSE “THE WHITE DADDY” DUMPED HER USED -UP ***** AND TO THIS DAY DOESNT CLAIM HER EITHER HE SAYS THE LITTLE GIRLS NOT HIS DAUGHTER BUT SEAL AKA “SUCKER” STEPPED IN AND IS CLAIMING HER “WHITE CHILD” WHEN HALF THE TIME YOU BLACK MEN HAVE KIDS AND YOUR OWN KIDS DONT KNOW WHO OR WHERE YOU ARE!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE MOST WHITE GIRLS THINKING WHEN THEY ARE DATING YOU BLACK MEN, YOUR BIG BLACK D*CK IS WHAT THERE AFTER ,NOT YOU PER SAY!!!!!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!! HEIDI KLUM IS A BLACK MAN LOVING BIG BLACK DI*K LOVING WHITE HO LIKE ALL THE REST WHO ARE WONDERING IF THE “MYTH” IS TRUE……. KISS MY TAIL ,WHICH BY THE WAY IS REAL AND QUITE SHAPELY AND DAMN SURE ROUND AND LOOKS HELLA GOOD BARE OR IN JEANS AND ANY THING ELSE I WEAR…
Nelly, what does that say about black women, that a brotha would rather marry a flat *****ed used-upped white women instead of a loud-mouth overly opinionated big booty black *****? Given the choice of coming home to a pleasant smile and disposition or someone like you – I’d think that most brothas would choose Heidi. Mellow out girl.
The Dude Abides said..
Nelly, what does that say about black women, that a brotha would rather marry a flat *****ed used-upped white women instead of a loud-mouth overly opinionated big booty black *****? Given the choice of coming home to a pleasant smile and disposition or someone like you – I’d think that most brothas would choose Heidi. Mellow out girl.
I LMAO at that! T.D.A. (that is one of my fav movies to. Next time you try to put someones ashes in the ocean, make sure it’s downwind) But I tell ya, I was reading what my girl had to say.. and I was following what she was saying. She was making some interesting points but then I think the alcohol or weed (or both) kicked in like a **********a as she was typing and the hurt and disapointment she had seen and I *****umed lived through came out like. WHOA NELLY!!
The Emotional pain we as black men and women carry in ourselves is truly intense. I think everyone of us black folks, from the current generation to the ones still alive who were born during the Great Depression, need a therapist and a daily supply of free zoloft to heal what we obviously are having trouble healing ourselves.
As for the white woman/black man thing…hey we tried intergration, maybe in say 100 years from now or even 50 years from now, with all the inter-racial sexual mate/partner thing comin’ on strong, the answer will be….
An entire country of nothing but brown people. No white. No black. No history. Maybe thats what we need to finally end this whole black/white thing 4 EVER!
An’ dammit, if the man wants to sleep with a white woman and be happy, so be it. What anyone does with their *****s or *****es is there business.
yayamangoman……….you are a *****ing idiot… stereotyping black women like that kiss my *****… ***** white women are loud and ignorant also and are not all docile, they are only like that because that rich ***** husband is catering to their every needs. ***** i would be sweet and docile also. if those *****es had to be left with babies like black women are they would be loud and obnoxious also. get a *****ing clue. if you want white women good for your *****. STOP STEREOTYPING!
NELLY……………………I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID… AND I DONT KNOW WHY BROTHERS GET OFFENDED WHEN WE CALL OUT A FLAT ***** WHITE WOMAN. WELL GET *****ING OFFENDED BECAUSE WHITE WOMEN ARE NASTY, LAZY, USED TO MTHEIR HUSBANDS CATERING TO THEM AND THEY SMELL LIKE WET DODS, LIKE TO SEX ANUMALS AND ARE PERVERTED ***** SUCKERS. NOW KISS MY ***** IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I SAID.
HEIDI KLUM DID SAY THAT ON OPRAH… SO WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT SAY ABOUT HER TRAMPY *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NELLY YOU ARE SO RIGHT , KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO READ THOSE OLE LOW CL***** SKANKY ***** WHITE WOMEN. WITH THEIR SEE-THRU *****ES.
heidi klum looks like a flat ***** hoochie in that dress and if a black woman had it on he would be offended… kiss my ***** and for the one who said what does that say about black women that he would rather be with a flat *****… ***** it says nothing about black women , what does it say about his uncle tom ***** is more of the question and stop putting all the blame on black women, why she aint with a white man and not all black women are loud and not all white women are soft spoken, jerry springer proved that !