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Posted on November 19th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Fill in The Blank, News, Seal, The Swirl

Posted by Bossip Staff

Seal Heidi Klum

Seal was photographed looking at his wife’s asscrack last week at the Victoria’s Secret show.

Fill in the Blank: Seal was thinking ___________________________.

  • Say What?

    Is this for real? Please tell me she did not walk out the house with her azz showing!! 1st

  • MissJ

    “Gonna get me some of that flat booty in just a few hours….”

  • Shaka Zulu

    All my life, all I ever wanted was a WHITE WOMAN!

  • Will J. Powers

    “I’m gonna tax that ass like the government.”

  • Mami_Chulo

    Damn, What a flat azz!

  • reddnwood

    Yeah we both are gettin’ ready to rip this fashion show & then I’m gonna rip dat azz!!! LOL!!!

  • realitycheck

    Now if that spine with a crack could just sprout some cheeks……

  • WHITE GIRL LOVER

    Don’t knock it to you try it. I love all races when it comes to women but there ain’t nothing like a good white girl. I like the proper, the ghetto, and the plain. As long as they ain’t gothic I’ll look and think the same way Seal is lookin.

  • nono

    i scored this? DAMN.

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Ewww, I’m eating lunch…

  • http://www.yahoo.com Southern Belle

    damn, my wife suffers from noassatall!

  • lucky

    I’m bout to tear that up!

  • nahnah

    damn, i wanna bury my shiny head in that ass crack.

    btw, is that some sort of fashion statement? that’s absolutely disgusting!

  • nahnah

    i wonder if she realized her ass was out! i swear, that should be illegal!

  • jay-nova

    He’s making sure there are no little bits of tissue left.

  • Shawn08

    Not cute at all…That is trashy, not classy!!!

  • kdogg

    I’ve seen plenty of you sistas,( trying to wear those low-rise jeans that were not made for you in the first place,) look like this. Crack all out. Of course on a lot of you it looks more like cleavage. Still, its equally distasteful.

  • txshawty

    Seal: It IS a smile turned on its side…she’s so sweet {smiles back}

  • txshawty

    kdogg lol! I’ve seen that too, I honestly hate low rise jeans…if I can’t find anymore, I’ll pull them mugs up, be flooding, call em some capris and call it a day!

  • http://www.Myspace..com?MOTHERSHIP100 MOTHERSHIP

    Heffa look stank, truly!

  • nahnah

    lmao @ crack all out!

    lmao @ cleavage!

  • david

    Enter here.

  • kai

    That fool is sweating like a black ass pig.

  • John

    Why the hell did she leave the house looking like this!!

  • jay

    Cant wait to have her kneel on her knees so I can beat it up doggie. Ruff, ruff.

  • Anonymous3

    Wow, I can’t help but think that she had no clue that the flap on the back was exposing her behind….not a good look…I agree the low rise jeans (no matter if you are 20 or 40) are aweful if they are soo low that you have exposed your behind or you refuse to wear a belt thus exposing your behind

  • Vick

    Crumbs…

  • jen

    Crack kills I better chill, I already have 2 kids.

  • http://chrisitanpeso.blogspot.com Christian Peso

    “Good ol’ Fashion pancake booty. Thats what I like.”

    -Dave Chappelle

  • AND…

    That’s great. I mean at least he was looking at his wife’s ass crack and not some other woman. It could be worse.

  • JC

    “i’d like to slide a finger down the crack of that ass…”

    - Chappelle’s Show (What men want skit)

  • iheartchicken

    Ummm…is that her spine protruding through the skin? Geesh.

  • 504okaay

    SEAL WAS THINKING “GEEZ, SHE GOT ANOTHER BUMP ON HER ASS THAT I GOTTA PICK”

  • Anonymous3

    ^^^^

    @Its6

    ridiculous….lmao

  • Chi mi

    ^^^^ wow, seriously, wow!!!!

  • Golden

    “Been there, done that, read the book, saw the movie”

  • get it

    what a flat ass!

  • Kay Phillips

    Seal is thinking, “What do I get Heidi for Christmas? Hmm..maybe I’ll ask Kim K what plastic surgeon she bought her ass from”.

  • SMDH

    LOL – he was thinking I’m an UGLY ASS and my wife has an UGLY ASS!!!

  • elle

    not a good look :(

  • SMDH

    Its6amHoGetOut:

    Do you have a little dick?? Is that why you fear a fat ass?? Get the hell on you sorry ass irrelevant coon!!

  • http://upgradeitall.blogspot.com daria

    I smell weinerschnitzel

  • Charlie Baltimore

    He was thinking damn i wonder if she can get botox for that

  • BETTYEJ

    I really could care less what Seal is thinking! Nobody with the crack of their behind showing look good!

  • chooky

    “I love that flat-ass”

  • thisHoe

    it don’t make no damn sense how he left the voluptuously bootyfull women of nigeria for this .. granted, her money is correct and not some wire fraud, but still – give the yam girls a chance – I HATE A SELL OUT

    p.s. it’s late, i don’t want to fight .. my comment is my comment i don’t even have the energy to start the white/black love thing

  • Jolene

    This sista is tired of brothas chasing after whitey. Can’t find a good brotha no more. They are either too stupid or in jail.

  • Shawn08

    lol @ thisHoe…and lol @ your name…

  • missy

    @jolene “They are either too stupid or in jail”

    (whats the different)

  • Anonymous3

    @thisHoe

    I feel you…I’m not all that interested in being PC…I agree…but one thing that I notice is that some Africans move to Europe and marry European…or for some reason seem to relate better to Europeans…he could have easily found him a beautiful, smart, Nigerian (if that is where he is from)but he didn’t….Oh well..

  • DonDaFukkinJuan-o

    she has a lazy eye .. anyone else notice she has a lazy eye? oh, it’s just me, nice! i know that he could have found a skinny, tall, model, black chick WITHOUT a lazy eye and an 8 month pregnant belly, no really the stuff he’s smoking is the best! their kids are ugly too, had they been all black, they would have had a chance

  • http://www.myspace.com/yehigotdatbomb ak8032704

    did somebody say pancakes……

  • DM

    Flat butt, but he is an African Uncle Tom.

  • TRAVIS T…

    SHE USES CHEAP TOILET PAPER, THATS WHY HER CRACK IS DARK…

  • K.ola

    LMAO@ all the sista’s mad that seal has a white girl…

    look which one of you find him attractive?

  • TRAVIS T…

    A seal and a polar bear woman, -I don’t find cave women attractive and she no exception…

  • nahnah

    look which one of you find him attractive?

    __________________________

    haha,exactly! i’d say the majority wouldn’t even give him the time of day! he’s too black – too burnt, and too damn african!

    anyway, seal tend to go for skinny white chicks for whatever reason, but it seems like their relationship is genuine, so let it be.

  • adrianna

    damn look at my white women!!!

  • why create this

    why even create this post… its another opportunity for these stupid black men to insult black women… this topic is about Heidi’s butt crack showing and black men on here still have to bring up ‘whats wrong with black women’

    anyways this is Heidi.. im dissapointed cause she was claimed to have a body.. but that doesn’t look to good to me… and even if my butt crack shows it looks better then that… but i am only 21 so… and i actually have a curve… so that does help too…

  • Marley

    Jolene

    This sista is tired of brothas chasing after whitey. Can’t find a good brotha no more. They are either too stupid or in jail.

    ……………………………………..

    First of all..stop referring to them as “brotha’s” It is a silly made up word (like sistah)..and reeks of incest.

    Second of all, you are right..and I would like to add that there are many many men of OTHER races who are dying to be with YOU and make you their wife.

    So let these bm go..its alright. No problemo.

    Ps. I actually think Seal and Heidi are real love, unlike some of these bm who will date 300lb, greasy hair, pimply, smelly, no teeth Becky just so they can have a ww.

  • Amber

    WHAT’S WRONG WITH SEAL FACE? WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM DO ANY BODY KNOW!

  • http://www.myspace.com/pazjon1 Hey Hey

    Licky Licky

    haha

    ewww

  • dee vee

    I m going to lick that butt cleavage & the black eye 2 night!!!

  • Mo’Ree

    “hm where can I get her a sandwhich”

  • http://www.blackcentury.com Blackcentury.com

    I don’t believe it is real.

  • kaila

    should’ve got a sister!!!!!!!!!!

  • nahnah

    WHAT’S WRONG WITH SEAL FACE? WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM DO ANY BODY KNOW!

    __________________________

    Discoid Lupus! It also left him with hair loss!

  • KmarHOT

    Amber

    WHAT’S WRONG WITH SEAL FACE? WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM DO ANY BODY KNOW!

    ———————————————-

    Seal suffered from lupus as a child which left permanent scarring on his face.

  • zphineazz5

    Want some syrup for those pancakes?

  • Black Barbie

    You know they’re both HOT for each other! I’m surprised there’s no smoke rising! I doubt they made it in the house before more than just her crack was out!

  • LAUGHNYOFACE

    Suffering from No Ass At All !

    Nice Body: Wack Face

    Pretty Face: Wack Body

    Pretty Face: Nice Body but is DINGY

    Pretty Face: Nice Body but is TRIFLING

    Pretty Face: Nice Body but has SUPERHEAD TACTICS

    and the list goes on…..

    Its like a Gift or a Curse with Females when it comes to appearances!

  • atariboy

    Seal is thinking there’s my iPod. I thought I lost the bloody thing last week.

    **laugh you know it’s funny. Cuz iPods are flat. See, get it?

  • Seal

    SMACK THAT!!!! ALL ON THE FLOOR, SMACK THAT!!!!

  • Amber

    Thanks KmarHOT and nahnah, for the info. i didn’t know lupus can do that to you. I had a cousin who had lupus and she didn’t take care of her self right so she die from it 3 years ago.

  • Amani

    Dam! Wifey has a bookbag ass but I love her anyways.

  • rosemarybaby

    dat nicca was prolly thinking about getting some pancakes for breakfast her azz is flat as a 2 day old opened pepsi wth and stop talking about black women didn’t want seal shizz her white azz only wants the mandingo meat thats all YT wants yall niccas for is because the YT man packing a #2 pencil

  • Gil

    I am gonna bang her the f*ck out when we get home and laugh at all the ‘pretty’ dudes who couldn’t pull a chick this hot.

  • NANI

    SEAL WAS THINKING “NAZZATAL” ( NO AZZ AT ALL )

  • shinehead

    AWW, my wife has a cute little ass crack.

  • Atari Boy

    Time for the ice cube prank.

  • bxbella

    6am… ur hilarious… always making me laugh…

  • bigred917

    Seal was thinking…”This ho ain’t wear that dress out the house. That’s cool, Imma put my foot on her head when we get home. Then Imma tear that azzhole up !!!!”

  • #2835

    Seal: My Honey, what a long back you have…

  • bee-mice-elf

    It’s a shame that you have to doctor the picture to get a little ‘swirl’ reaction. You like to call out people for being FUBU, but you should start by looking at yourselves. Over & OUT.

  • scorpio

    too black? too burnt? too african?????? wow, that’s pretty sad.

  • newbein

    Seal is thinking, I can’t wait to get home and plug her asshole. Ride the hershey highway!

  • Mocha1

    Extremely poor dress choice. Just tacky. Too much back out. Too much ass out. At the same time, not ENOUGH Ass IN the dress.

    Her shopping priviledges ought to be revoked until further notice.

  • chelleZ

    fukk what hes thinking. her friggin spine is about to escape!!

  • http://FILLINTHEBLANKS/KIMK NELLY

    i dont know why so many black men get offended everyTIME we sisters say something about a flat ass white woman .its true she has no ass .. who cares if black ass seal is with heidi, he didnt get a prize in her..and she didnt get a prize in him either.. hes of no lose to the black community.. saying hes ugly is a true statement whether you agree with it or not hes ugly and majority of the time the white woman you black men date/marry are ugly as hell and looks like something the cat dragged in with fleas included… they are never attractive or sweet or nice like you all try and act like .. they raise holly hell and damn sure dont alwAYS treat ANY OF you with any respesct.. there skin is white and thats all you black men care about THAT PALE ASS UGLY WRINKLED WHITE SKIN AND HOPING THEY GIVE YOU NON NAPPY HAIRED KIDS AND ITS NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you always say were jealous , why the hell would any black women be jealous of a white heffa thats carving her ass up in the surgeons office trying to look like me and every other black woman !!!!!!!!!!!! collagen+ lip implants wasnt made for us, butt-implants werent made for the original black queen born with it naturally!!!!!!! bronzing gel+ tanning salons wasnt made for us, botox wasnt made for us our skin is thick and retains it shape for along time, ITS a fact!!!!!!!!!!!! , she looks trashy as hell and having no ass at all makes her look even worse deal with it.. if you black men like white girls nobody cares about that there a dime a dozen and damn sure dont look better than us and they are having your ugly black kids on the regular just take a look around, and to nahnah your a jack ass for your dumb damn comment white men never hid ther sexual deseires for us they didnt have to put there hands on any black women they had there pale face white woman there, it was no need for him to rape us and get us pregnant with ther mixed mulatto kids they wanted us so bad they even moved us in there homes with there “white wives” and white children to be close to us !!!!!! we nursed your babies when your lazy white woman didnt wanna do it or didnt know how to do it, we cooked your food why? because once again your white woman you black men seemed to love so much didnt know how to!!!!!!!!!!!! we even nursed your lazy asses back to health when you all got sick so please spare me the bullsh*t!!!!!!!! as far as thE white MAN running back to there families means what? he had absolutely no RESPECT FOR HIS WHITE WIFE+ FAMILY!!!!!!!!!! by breaking his “wedding vows” doing what ? CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!! his white wife saw his numerous black beautiful slaves pregnant with her husbands child, wow what a way to show his” white wife” he loves her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and another thing heidi-ho klum said it best on oprah- SHE SAW HIS BLACK BIG PENIS THREW HIS BIKER-SHORTS AND THAT SEALED THE DEAL!!!!! SO WHAT IS SHE REALLY SAYING ? SHE LIKED HIS D*CK PLUS HE WAS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH HER HELPING HER GIVE BIRTH TO HER OUT-OF-WEDLOCK WHITE DAUGHTER THAT HE WISHED WAS HIS BECAUSE “THE WHITE DADDY” DUMPED HER USED -UP ASS AND TO THIS DAY DOESNT CLAIM HER EITHER HE SAYS THE LITTLE GIRLS NOT HIS DAUGHTER BUT SEAL AKA “SUCKER” STEPPED IN AND IS CLAIMING HER “WHITE CHILD” WHEN HALF THE TIME YOU BLACK MEN HAVE KIDS AND YOUR OWN KIDS DONT KNOW WHO OR WHERE YOU ARE!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE MOST WHITE GIRLS THINKING WHEN THEY ARE DATING YOU BLACK MEN, YOUR BIG BLACK D*CK IS WHAT THERE AFTER ,NOT YOU PER SAY!!!!!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!! HEIDI KLUM IS A BLACK MAN LOVING BIG BLACK DI*K LOVING WHITE HO LIKE ALL THE REST WHO ARE WONDERING IF THE “MYTH” IS TRUE……. KISS MY TAIL ,WHICH BY THE WAY IS REAL AND QUITE SHAPELY AND DAMN SURE ROUND AND LOOKS HELLA GOOD BARE OR IN JEANS AND ANY THING ELSE I WEAR…

  • http://yahoo.com cinnamon

    HEIDI KLUM DID SAY THAT ON OPRAH… SO WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT SAY ABOUT HER TRAMPY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NELLY YOU ARE SO RIGHT , KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO READ THOSE OLE LOW CLASS SKANKY ASS WHITE WOMEN. WITH THEIR SEE-THRU ASSES.

  • http://maps.google.com.au/maps/place?georestrict=input_srcid:4d53662fcc874de3&hl=en Sandy Brisbane

    Is that where you swipe the credit card?

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