Signs Jay Z Is Getting Old
Jay Z is getting old, y’all. It’s hard to face the facts, but it’s true. Jigga man is not only old in age, but he’s showing how old he is by the way he acts. It’s weird to watch but it’s true. Take a look at how we can tell.
He’s Forgetting His Lyrics – Old people tend to forget things. We see it.
Man Can Barely Ride A Bike Anymore – Look at that man.
He’s Got That Old Dad Look
He Has Old Man Body – All struggle.
He’s Rapping Worse – The talent is waning every day…it happens.
He Looks Weird When He Dresses Younger – The rap look doesn’t fit you, Hov.
He Doesn’t Understand Twitter – At all.
He’s Gotten…Corny? – He’s less swag and more Bob Saget. Maybe he was always socially awkward but sheesh.
The Pee Wee Herman – We should have known then.