Yeezus Talks: 12 Things We Want To See Happsen When Kanye West Appears On Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Tonight!

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12 Things We Want To See Kanye Do Tonight On Jimmy Kimmel’s Show

Tonight, Kanye West is scheduled to appear on his new nemesis, Jimmy Kimmel’s, late night talk show.

There is no word on what they will be discussing, but we can only assume that some form of “kiss-and-make-up” session will be taking place. Then again, knowing Yeezus, this whole interview could go left at any moment if Jimmy comes out of his mouth wrong.

That said, we are thoroughly intrigued by the possibilities that could occur so we thought up a couple of things that we’d like to see pop off.

Flip it over to peep our wish list.

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Talk In His “Chicago” And Not His “Kardashian” Voice

Last couple of times ‘Ye got on camera he sounded like one of Alicia Silverstone’s BFFs in “Clueless”, hopefully tonight he sounds more like the west side of the Chi aka A black man.

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Slap Jimmy Kimmel Like Rick James Slapped Charlie Murphy

Clearly, Yeezy was offended by Jimmy’s spoof, perhaps Mr. Kimmel could use an attitude adjustment.

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Bring Him Some Hoes So He Can Finally Have Some Good P***y

Kanye seems to think Jimmy has been in a poon drought for most of his life, perhaps he’ll extend an slorey olive branch to help him get his swag back.

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Jump On The Couch And Profess His Love For Kim Like Tom Cruise

This would incite the kind of laughter that would result in 6-pack abs.

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Interrupt The Next Guest After Him

We all know how Yeezy likes to hear himself talk. We can’t imagine him sitting calmly and quietly while another guest is being interviewed

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Snort A Line Of Yayo Off Pusha T’s New Album My Name Is My Name

The G.O.O.D. Music dope boy’s album just hit shelves yesterday, and Kanye sniffing some pure white might be just the “bump” he needs to ensure healthy first week sales. Word on the street is that his dope don’t spoil.

First Photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's daughter North West

Bring A New Picture Of North West

The world loves photos of cute and cuddly babies. Especially those birthed by a manufactured celebrity and her ego-maniacal rapper baby daddy.

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Publicly Plea For Lamar Odom To Quit Smoking Crack

Wouldn’t it just warm your heart to see Kanye look in the camera, plead with Lamar Odom to quit smoking rocks live on TV, and put all other interventions to shame? Take THAT Dr. Drew, Dr. Phil, and Iyanla!

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Burn A Pair Of Leather Jogging Pants

“How many motherf***ers you seen with a leather jogging pant?!?!”

It’s only right that the man who birthed the trend bring said fad to a fiery death.

Pregnant Kim Kardashian and her rapper boyfriend Kanye West went shopping together at the Hermes, Cartier, Lanvin and Ermanno Scervino stores in Paris, France on January 25, 2013.

Announce That Kimmy Cakes Is Pregnant Again

HA! We wish, ain’t no way Kim is about to put on more baby weight. She’s not mentally prepared to deal with cankle slander again.

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Scream All His Answers

KANYE’S AFFINITY FOR ALL CAPS EVERYTHING IS ONLY SUPERSEDED BY HIS AFFINITY FOR SCREAMING!

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Shed Warm Thug Tears For Bruce And Kris Jenner Split

Kanye seems very invested in his extended family so it must an 808 and heartbreak to see his soon-to-be in-laws not getting along.

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