Report Shows Men Who Eat Bacon Produce Lower Quality Male Fluids

Report Shows Men Who Eat Bacon Produce Lower Quality Male Fluids

A new medical study has resulted in some interesting findings regarding the connection between bacon consumption and high-quality skeet production.

via Fox News

Eating bacon can significantly lower a man’s sperm quality, Medical Daily reported.

In a study presented at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine’s 2013 Annual Meeting in Boston, researchers from Harvard University gathered data from 156 men who were undergoing in vitro fertilization (IVR) with a partner. Each couple was asked questions about their diet, including how often they consumed processed meat, red meat, white meat, poultry, and fish.

Overall, men who consumed more than half a portion of processed meats such as bacon each day had significantly lower levels of “normal” sperm, compared to men who ate less than half a portion of processed meats per day.

So, this means all you jizz guzzlers out there better tell your man to put down that slab of swine if you’d like to keep the grade A skeet c(u)oming! ……Oh. And it also means you fellas might want to think about this if you’re trying to have kids.