Wednesday, November 21st, 2007
Random Ridiculousness
Posted by Bossip Staff
Sean Kingston was outside of NBC’s “Today” show this morning showing off his iced out 64 count crayon piece and chain. That thing looks heavy like some sh*t. Sure is a good way to spend those “Beautiful Girls” dollars. SMH.
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Now what kinda ignorant shyt is that? A damn crayon box? C’mon….they runnin outta ideas now
And people wonder why our culture is sooo messed up. Look at what we spend our money on.
He should have spent that money on a trip to the dermatologist or at leaset some Proactive
I’m laughing b/c he spent money on that and not save or invest it.
I’m also mad b/c he was on the Today Show with that on!
SMH….SMH!!!!!
Tisk Tisk!
ugly! stupid! wrong! wtf! now to that dumba** piece
that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve seen all day…..*flushes toilet* there goes another musical ‘artist’…..
Who cares? I want ‘MJB’ to respond to the comments in the post about the real Mary. WHERE ARE YOU MARY? Just Sit and be pretty, lacyd and Sun Goddes go in there and get ***** poppin. I need some laughs dammit
ugh, notorious c.o.o.n
If that’s not the most ignorant display of a paycheck I’ve ever seen. That chain isn’t even cute. That’s surely an example of stupidity at its finest.
He should’ve put that on a house. Lord knows we’ll be seeing him on a post of “When the Checks Stop Coming”…Real Soon.
THAT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING I HAVE SEEN A BROTHER DO, YET!!
HOW VERY EMBARR*****ING!!!!
whats the damn point of these chains it is so pointless and it looks corny everybody look alike these days doing the same ***** somebody please start a new trend
I’m waiting too Bored B @ work.
lol I can’t wait. Or will she be a no show and act like nothing happened.
Clown ***** man. Gl*****es to small for his dome. Life savings around his neck. Lookin’ like a hybrid Biggie and Guerilla Black.
This ***** doesn’t actually think he has a music career does he? OMG.
could he be any more immature? crayons? for crying out loud!
*****ish behavior at its best
DUMMY. He should have at least gotten one that looked like a box of pens or something.
Now he looks like the *****ing slow kid. I bet he was mad cuz the jeweler couldn’t figure out how to make a chain out of finger paints.
Dude probably dont even own real-estate. In this industry you would think people would get smarter. Dont get me wrong we do have artist investing their money in things other then Crystal shoes and Jewelry This fool needs to talk to them. Get some game about your self you bafoon
LOL @ 6 Figgas
Clown ***** man. Gl*****es to small for his dome. Life savings around his neck. Lookin’ like a hybrid Biggie and Guerilla Black.
Yo, that hybrid comment got me LMBAO!
He looks a hot ***** mess with that up front money around his neck!!!!! And when people stop buying that wack ***** CD, he is going to have to ***** it to give back to the label!
And is that a “Members Only” jacket he’s sporting??? Took me back to the 80’s with that one!
*And yes, he needs some ProActive in his life*
my cousins friends aunt sisters’ neice had this ghetto ***** barney at her daughters tay-tays’ birthday party.. he started singing that i love you bull…..and got lumped up and had his crayons taken away…smh, now he’s wearing these…keeping them close to his heart….{and by heart i mean that GUT!} but dont worry, tay-tays lil’ brother man-man is turning 5 next week..we’ll get those crayons too son!
Yeah Yeah Yeah, He’s always outside by NBC. I work right on the same block and see him all the time.
Whatever!!
Lol and co-sign with the people waitin on Ms. Mary. ‘Just Sit Down And Be Pretty’ needs to work her magic and drag her out here. Then agen, she prolly busy with promotion, rehersals etc LMAO
his gl*****es are a bit snug
hehe ..but he’s a kid, people and kids play with crayons .. be it they are diamond encrusted and worth more than all my life savings put together .. he’s a kid having fun with his new found wealth .. ya’ll would do the same thing ..
typical..some of us don’t have a clue how to be original (and no a diamond studed crayon box is not original) and some some of definitely don’t know what to do with our money once we get it…I sure hope for his sake that he’s around a lot longer because I can’t help but picture this ridiculous chain on eBay in about 6 months selling for half its value because he can’t pay his bills.
OMG you guys. Soundscan numbers have just revealed that Aleesha Keys sold more than 700,000 copies in her first week. That’s so amazing. Totally love her. Please make a story about this Bossip. Thank you
AWWW DAMN….ALL I CAN DO IS LAUGH CAUSE YA’LL “DUN” SAID IT ALL….OH & LMAO @ SNUG GL*****ES !!!
smh…help us Lawd…
He will NEVER be able to take those gl*****es off…they have officially grown into the skin on the sides of his head.
I won’t even comment on the Crayola box on his neck. He’da done better with the Kool-Aid man. smh
LMAO!!! I agree with everyone…ooooh my lord! I don’t care for his style of singing and fashion sense for that matter. Fergie needs to sue him for doing that wacked version of her song. There are people saying that he is another AKON….I think their ears need to be checked. I love my peoples..too funny!
There are NO WORDS!
ya know, that lil fat Jamerican needs to lay off the ackee and saltfish. He’s way too chubby!!
Too much pattie and coco bread!!!
That’s what happens when y’all by his non-sangin’ *****’ records. Dude can’t sang a lick and now all of a sudden he’s a star? Another ignan’t ***** heard from. Next!!
That is a damn shame. These folks need to be taught how to invest their money and not how to buy stupid ***** iced out crayolas.
64 crayons but only 5 colors in that box.
Nov 21, 2007 – 12:32 pm Anjuli
Lol and co-sign with the people waitin on Ms. Mary. ‘Just Sit Down And Be Pretty’ needs to work her magic and drag her out here. Then agen, she prolly busy with promotion, rehersals etc LMAO
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LOL!!! They are probably somewhere getting ready for the holiday tomorrow.
OMG this child is UGLY AND SLOW LOOKIN” poor thang!!!
He is just following the poor examples put before him. This aint new, yall remember a few years ago Lil Bow Wow alwayz talkin’ bout his “Iced out Mickey Mouse Chain”???
SMH @ the poor examples we are sending to our youth.
It’s a dayum shame when you see this ish or watch a 4 year old *****-IN-TRAINING on T.V. who is allowed to “adore” a no talent having Girraff like Paris Hilton immitate her “signature *****y moves” that are meant to seduce grown men!!!! SMH….
Hell, people talk about Soulja Boy but forget 10 years ago when he was 7 the biggest ***** on the street was No Limit and Cash Money with their simple minded raps???? Kids are a product of their environment. We all are to a certain extent.
^^^^and most importaintly he CANT SING LOL!!!
Sorry, got a little off subject
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He is an F&#&in’idiot. He is a one hit wonder, his song iw wack in the first place.
@Leave It Be…Where did you get that Avatar of New York, lol.
@Happy2BNappy…Were you incapable of being original and coming up with your own name, that you had to swaggerjack someone else’s. Sad, people stealing songs and names.
Where for art thou MJB. This is the last day of most of our work weeks (Happy Holidays Everyone – the last two months of the year is the only okay time to pick up 5 pounds or so) and she’s not even here to entertain us…Hell, eff everyone else, ME. Maybe if I reach out to her:
Dear Mary J,
I know you said that you didn’t want anymore drama, or no mo drama as you like to say it, but it’s the last day of the work week, and I need some form of entertainment. I know what you’ll say, why are we ***** suckin or whatever, but damnett Mary, step away from Kendu, Kenduck, Kendookie (whatev) and talk to your fans. Just Sit and Be Pretty hasn’t made any snazzy comments today, and I haven’t even seen Sun Goddess, but I think it’s time you made an appearance. Preferably on your own board. Bossip is waiting on you too.
all my love,
lacyd
Oh F…I told y’all she’s MJ is probably resting up after last night. Hmmm, I wonder how she made it to a NYC shoot so early coming off a show in LA. Yeah, she must have taken a “red eye”. Yeah, that’s it.
@all the Happy Nappys….will the real one stand up? Don’t trip girl, I noticed it was not you, because you do not run all your shyt together. Start using the name I gave you.
He looks like a fake ***** Human Beat Box from the Fat Boys
Why is it that the first thing black folks buy when they get one hit record, go out and buy a big ***** chain, you can’t sleep on that chain, and if ya go broke and need money you will not be able to get the full value on that piece of jewerly!
Ol’ Otis say ya head look lika *****, dare boi!!!!
what the eff?? is he like 5?? a damn crayon box? if they don’t know what to do with they money, shoot they can give it to me, I’ll spend that ish wisely.
They say when you get money invest in art and jewelry. By the looks of that chain he’ll never be broke. That thing is ridiculous! To each his own.
I’m just mad his ***** deemed it neccessary to make a run to the jeweler and not the dermatologist.
AND YOU WONDER WHY WE HEARING THE WORD ***** FROM THESE WHITE FOLKS EVERY FIVE SECONDS!! HOW GHETTO OF HIM!!! AND I HOPE HE DIDNT GO ON TV WITH THAT!!!
He will be completely broke in 1 minute…no wait, 15 seconds…what an idiot!!!!
What a stupid ***** *****….His ***** will be in the mens shelter in a couple years truss. LOL
Coon! Coon! Coon!
SMFH….LOL
where can i sign up for the “15 Minutes of Fame” club? apparently they let anybody in.
I hate this ridiculous man! He looks so stupid…
@mydixiewrecked
Ol’ Otis say ya head look lika *****, dare boi!!!!
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LMAO You are killing me LOL. I can just hear Otis in my head. That ***** is hella funny
mens shelter? ROTFLMAO!! i mean, you just don’t land there for making bad financial decisions .. actually, yup, I guess you do .. but still – he’s the FIRST one to have diamond crayons .. with his head looking like a forceps baby [you know, when the doctors gotta use the forceps because your mama ain't pushing right and your head get stuck for like 4 seconds but that's 4 seconds too long and you have to go your whole life with people asking 'what happened to your head?' you don't know, you were too little to remember but your mama always the first one to quickly chime in "nothing wrong with his head! he got his grand-daddies head" {not true} she always screamin' it too 'cause she know she could have really pushed harder to make your head go through, thus allowing you to have a nice round head shame]
LOLOLOL! hahaha .. I’m killing myself here, damn I’m hungry and my auntie better cook the turkey right, this time .. why come black people always have the ugliest looking turkeys? why can’t they be BOTH juicy brown and taste good? why does it have to be one or the other?
What he should have done with that money is get a dentist….first. So hook up with some proactive, then maybe get a trainer or get on some slim fast…. Oh and a vocal/talent coach. After that he can invest in a house or some stocks and bonds.lol.
Dumb***** kids
I agree that these new breeds only had crap to listen to when they was growing up, so it’s only to be expected….
In my Carmen Sandiego voice: “Where in the World is Mary J. Blige”….
Hiya M-daddy!!
Happy Turkey day back @ cha…even tho Imma be at work….lmao
@ I Hate My Job .. no really, I really Hate My job!!
^^^^^^^^LMAO
Delta Diva
@ I Hate My Job .. no really, I really Hate My job!!
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This should have been MY screen name LMAO?!!!
I love it!!!
These celebrities don’t pay for that stuff, it probably not even real. I think it is a cute idea but he is too old. Maybe he should give to Diggy or Russy.
I saw his other new chain. It had four bottles that said mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, and mustard.
lmao @ Ja.
So…this guy is a prime example of having too much money. A friggin crayon box piece? Give me a break.
And don’t get me started on his lyrics. A damn shame.
gosh another dumb brother… they so *****ing ridiculous and embarasing.
I hope for his sake he got to draw a beautiful girl w/ his iced out bittersweet crayon.
BOOGER- FACE ALERT!!!!!!!
by the way can he use that money to fix his *****ed up head he looks like a conehead.its he Neyo brother?
A DAMN CRAYON BOX HOW OLD IS HE 12
SOMEBODY ROB HIM QUICK
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Another sad example of an artist wearing a $50.00 hat on a $2.00 head!
Now what if he hits on hard times and he had to ***** or sell that *****ing juvenile ***** crayon box.
How much would you think that you would get for it?
Who in the ***** would want it?
How much do you think it would be worth in the aftermarket? You think it would go at a Sotheby auction for what he paid for it? Hell no!!! Not even on EBay.
It’ll be a distant memory when he’s sleeping in his carboard box.
Cosign with Yes I Said It & I Meant It Too. that stupid mf probably don’t even own a house or has any investments. and if the mf is from Jamaica I know his fat, ugly ill shaped headed ***** got some relatives down there who could use a place to live and some food to eat. and we wonder why other race clown us. because of these clowns. *****ing jack*****!!!
1. I hope those colors work.
2. I hope he can pull them out and sell them one by one when the checks stop coming in?
LOL @ ya’ll hatings ya’ll jobs. What about liking your job and your boss is a schmuck? Yes, that’s the only word I could come up with. He’s an ***** kisssaaaah…oh Lord he’s an ***** kisser. He kisses so much as he kisses the janitors *****.
NOW HE’S A N_GGA!!!!!
STOP BUYING THESE PEOPLE MUSIC AND MOVIES. THEY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT SPEDING YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON SOME BULL.
Sorry for the typos…I’m still laughing. My boss is whistling and humming. Jerk.
Ja!!! LMAO!!! Tears, frichen tears.
I’m surprised his big ***** didn’t have an iced out big mac around his neck, he should of bought some proactive for all that acne.
*****S AND FLIES!
For his sake, I hope he BORROWED that ***** and did not buy it.
These dumb house *****s on here talkin about what another man does with his hard earned cash…
mean while these dummies pay there tax money for a war that cost billion a day in revenue…
This man is so stupid and ridiculous!
smh.. like i’ve said before. only black people do nonsense sh*t like dis. and than wonder why da “white man” will always have power and money. black folkz yall doin’ dis to yall selves no other race does dis bullsh*t.
Biggie Smalls’s son !!
this guy is wayyyy to unattractive to be singing love songs. He should be a rapper…then he’d fit right in.
Jewelry is jewelry. Other rappers be havin some big ***** chains and *****ody says anything, he got a big ***** chain too, it aint no big deal. It’s his money ain’t it. I also hate when people call other people ugly. @ shootalltheuglemen: What do you look like?
Stop clowning this young brother, his lyrics are refreshing, he is a baby and not bad on the eyes (just a tad overweight). I hope this business doesn’t turn him out and make him a greedy, arrogant so and so. The chain was probably a gift to him. Stop eating our young!
TOMFOOLERY!
I look at this and then I think of kids starving in other countries, and how many of them that “box of crayons” could have fed.
THIS MUGGA COULD AT LEAST BOUGHT A BURGER KING….SOMETHING THAT KEEPS GIVING HIS HUNGRY *****!!!
Talentless sum a nah!!!!
Imma get me a song called hot bath water and have a matching dance.
Then imma pose with an iced out rubber ducky.
He stinks!
@Bahama Mama
That sucks!!! Well happy Thxs Giving Ma. I hit you up in the Ri Ri blog
that’s such a cute chain.
leave the boy alone!
The dude seriously needs to stop munching those burgers and buy a treadmill…for real. He looks unhealthy.
the shape of his head really bothers me! lol! i just hate to look at him! but i do like that new song he has “take you there”
That *****’s gonna be on ebay in about a year.
Yo fool, you look like a clown! You make us brothers look like idiots! You 10 years old?
shoulda bought proactive instead…..or a salad
Wow.
http://www.theblackactor.com
@Jamaica
I’m sorry did I hurt your feelings?
I’m a realest babes and in reality he ain’t cute. The music industry is very shallow, I don’t see how he got past their radar anyway…oh yeah he’s a guy, think if he was a woman and he looked like that he would be a hit?
Nevertheless, he sings mostly love songs, who do you think his target group is? Wome. There’s is reason male R&B singers go for the sex appeal (Usher, Loyd, Omarion etc.) and this guy has NONE whatsoever, *****ody wants to see him with his shirt off. Now if he was a rapper, target group would be men who unless they are gay are not bothered by his looks one bit. See my point?
As for my appearance, if my gravatar was working you’d know now wouldn’t you.
I’m guessing he thought of it…?? How creative. I like things that are “out of the ordinary.” It IS rediculous, but it’s neat.
He’s mighty fat
he will never be able to resell that for the amount he paid for it…….
Someone show him how to invest in McDonald’s paper. A lot tells me, hits ain’t gon’ be coming for him forever!
What in the hell was this fat bumpy faced kid thinking? This isn’t cute, not in the least. He could have bought a home and a car or two and invested the rest. Then bought himself some sensible tasteful jewelery with re-sale value.
Who is he going to re-sell this madnes to when the checks stop? Lil’ Bow-Wow is grown and Romeo is playing college b-ball, and they are the only two young enough and rich enough to even fantisize about buying this kind of *****ish monkey jewelery.
Did you all notice that this fool is also wearing a matching watch! I’m *****uming that the watch is of the See&Say kind!
***** he should have spent the money on gastric byp*****!
he’s a big one, a big one, a mighty mighty big one
Yet another reason to join the Black chapter of the KKK in their fight against iggas.
I love Black people but I can’t stand iggas!
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thats sad .. jesus take the wheel.
I AM MAD HE GOT ON THAT XTRA MEDIUM MEMBER’S ONLY JACKET ON
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL…Sign of the times. LOL
im ashamed to be black
why cant he invest his money instead of this damm chain, damm some blacks are stupid.
ignorant coon *****- he needs to spend the money on learning to become a decent black person.
Clayton Biggsby..
I thought you were blind
Thats an ugly ***** chain!
I bet he ain’t even get them checks yet and he buying some iced out crayon chain what a dumb ***** and can his big head get any bigger them shades looks tight ***** hell and too damn small for that watermelon head of his.
I’m posting this one white girl style: ewwwww!!
PS: What’s up with the shape of lil’ buddy’s head?
Honestly this young dude has a good sound, he just needs to focus more on his image rather than spending all that money on a damn LAUGHABLE crayon box.
Marley…. I had glacoma but the reffer I’ve been smoking cleared it up.
What in the hell is up with those tiny ***** sungl*****es that he has his fat head wedged into???
YOU KNOW WHAT…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..I BET ITS FAKE!!
He look so stupid with those crayons…
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE JOKE? HOPEFULLY THAT ***** IS FAKE, IF NOT, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? YOU ACTUALLY INVESTED MONEY IN BULL***** LIKE THAT? THERE’S NO REASON TO WONDER WHY MORE THAN HALF OF TODAYS YOUNG RAP AND R&B ACTS GO BROKE. THIS WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY AND EVERYONE IN YOUR CAMP SHOULD BE FIRED FOR NOT TELLING YOU HOW SILLY YOU LOOK WITH THAT BULL*****.
THIS PICTURE IS WRONG….ON SO MANY LEVELS. 1ST…HE NEEDS TO NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A HAT. 2ND…HE NEEDS TO WEAR GL*****ES THAT DONT SQUEEZE THE FAT AROUND HIS FACE. 3D…THE JACKET IS CIRCA 1983! 4TH IM SURE HE CAN AFFORD CHEMICAL PEELS. AND LAST….THE CRAYONS!! (I wonder if thats the crayon box with the built in sharpener?) IT DOESNT MATTER IF A PERSON IS MAKING MONEY…IF THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO SPEND IT AND IF THEY CANT REPRESENT THEMSELVES THE APPRIPIATE WAY THEN THE MONEY WONT BE THERE FOR LONG. NOT A GOOD LOOK.
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That looks like sh*t.
I saw that in that damn video he had with some girl, and I almost fell the hell out. I mas so *****ed. He KNOW the only thing his big stupid ***** had to fall back on was “Beautiful Girls”. That’s his ONLY hit song! :[ smh…
he’s so much lighter on TV
HOW MANY OF YOU KNEEGROWS INVEST YOUR *****ING MONIES?
The majority of you kneegrow women who are tearing him down are spending more than half of your *****ing cash on european silky weaves and harsh ***** chemicals for your hair- making those south koreans rich and helping them send their kids to school to become doctors while your slave *****es have nothing saved in the bank.
Similarily, the majority of you kneegrow men are spending all your dough on expensive ***** sneakers, jeans, and phat rides…You fools are making the white man rich while our black youths are illiterate as hell and overcwording the prisons in America.
Next time you bishes are at Nordstrom buying a 200 bucks Marc Jacobs wallets, think about Mr. Kingston and his crayon box and how you fools teared him down for buying that crap around his neck.
Before y’all wanna criticize other people, look in the mirror and realize how a lot of you are making Tommy Hilfiger and Marc Jacobs and Christian Audigier(and his $80 tshirts), and ***** ***** Louis Vuitton rich while the black community is the poorest out of all other ethnic groups in America.
Hell, even the Natives got casinos — y’all ain’t got *****!
Think ’bout that you *****ing hypocrites!
nahnah, what you say is true for many blacks. If you are black, thanks for the wake up call. If you are a peckerwood, slack*****,white trash, meth-head trailer-rat cracker, you need to pull your own kind out of the meth epidemic. Your young girls are patterning the loose women they see in the music industry. Clean up your own backyard before you come to ours, hoogie!
Damn He does nedds some proactive and some crest whiteing strips maybe he can use the white crayon and color this teeth
I’m so mad right now ….. this ig’nant black spot set us back about 50 years looking dumb ***** hell w/ that damn chain…. all that money wasted on crayon box necklace! COME ON!
That is some stupid *****..dude can blow thousands on a damn crayola chain but I can’t get money for a damn car…Errrrr………..
When it all comes down to it, its his MONEY and i could careless what he spends it on.Even though thats a idea i wouldnt of went with,***** looks tight tho regardless of what anyone says. Why do ppl keep thinking what one person does represents a whole culture? He represents HIMSELF ONLY!! Ppl get ya mind right.
P.S. ANother thing ppl need to realize that alot of rappers be wearing fake chains. meaning that it mostly jus be a bunch of colorful stones that hold no value…….LMBAOOOOOOOO. and das real..fru-gayy-zeee ***** chains!
Wouldn’t that be funny if the box fell off the chain and all his crayons rolled everywhere? Remember that back in the day…wasn’t that always annoying.
ALL YALL ON HERE JUST HATIN CUZ YALL AINT GOT THE MONEY TO BUY A CHAIN… IF YALL WAS RICH LIKE HIM AINT NO TELLIN WAT YALL WOULD SPEND YALL MONEY ON….