?? Niggas….SMH.

SuperWeave, though?! LOL

That track looked like it was hanging on for dear life…….LITERALLY SMH

happy she’s is alive but SMH at this situation

WOW…that was some supersonic weave…LOL

LOL @ Bossip……

“Well, isn’t this about a triflin’ ass blessing”?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

For real.

I can’t see the video…what happened?

And she has been wearing it for YEARS?????

Oh, we can tell babygirl.

You’re practically bald underneath.

This is ridiculous! I went to high school with that dude and I just saw him at the club two weeks ago. I was being a bitch cuz I didn’t want to shake his hand and my friend was laughing at me. Good thing he didn’t have his pistol wit him cuz I don’t have any weave to stop that sh*t!

lmfao…wow

@Re:

She was showing where the bullet was stopped at underneath all that mess on her head. Her bf was firing shots and I guess one hit her in the back of the head and it was stopped by the weave she is wearing now.

And she was bald underneath! All I saw was scalp….the glue on the scalp. lol

*laughing*

Ah, I needed THAT laugh!

LMAO!! and men talk about women for wearing weaves! Ha! It can save your life!

@Dirty Harriet

O-M-G!!!! Thanks for the explanation! LOL, that is ridiculous!

@Re:

No prob!

Now that’s just straight up hood.

No why would someone wear it for years? I mean…wow, how many years can hair glue stay strong?

Who would’ve thunk it…a weave that can stop a bullet? Wow…

Re…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo

No why would someone wear it for years? I mean…wow, how many years can hair glue stay strong?

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Years, though? lmao….

It’s messed up though cuz this makes KC look like straight SHIT!! How the hell did Bossip find out about it anyway???

@always knew

Lol, I mean, apparently she’s had this for quite sometime. Are there side-effects, like slurred speech? There HAS to be something…

brothas brothas brothas your president is black not the grim reaper/jayson. listen pussy comes a dime a dozen. 40 cal.????!!! ladies got to keep your head up if its weave or not keep being the strong black women. do right yall

@anchord “HISTORY (new athem)”:

What?

For a site that doesn’t like 50 cent, you guys steal content of his site left and right and never give those guys over their credit. This was up on wednesday.

She’s laughing, and joking. This dude was trying to kill her. Gratitude…we really need to get in touch with gratitude.

Wow, I didn’t know “weaves” were bulletproof…

UnbeWEAVABLE, LMAO

By the grace of God she’s alright, whew…

@Dirty Harriet

LMAO! I was thinking the same thing…

@Re:

LOL…..It’s pretty much a run-on sentence! I still couldnt make sense of it.

Oh, well.

you know what…. whoever made that weave needs to try and find out and call that sh*t like “bulletproof yaky”… lol… but then people gonna be gettin’ capped and the family actually gonna be thinking it is bulletproof.

This dude got an attempt murder beef for her? Are you serious? You have an attempt murder for somebody that hasn’t washed her hair in years? Unbelievable…

Re…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo

No why would someone wear it for years? I mean…wow, how many years can hair glue stay strong?

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my mother has a friend that stayed with her back in the day. ole gurl had a couplepieces bonded in and it was nappy/dirty/ expired. my momma asked her if she wanted her to wash her hair, she said yes. went to the bathroom, took out the weave, gave that ole arse ish to my mamma to WASH, then had the nerve to put it back in her own head without washing her own cot daggone scalp!!!! i ALMOST DIED! i wouldnt have belived it had i not seen it! LMAO!

@Mandah

You and your crazy stories! You remind me of the other poster, 1trudiva…lol!

@Dirty Harriet

I almost thought it was spam…you know how they write…

Wow and the news station called the story UNBEWEAVEABLE! LOL!

I dont know if I can beweave dis story:)

I’d have to see it to beweave it!!

@ Kevwebb (Sip fine wine, and spit vintage flows)

“You have an attempt murder for somebody that hasn’t washed her hair in years?”
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HILARIOUS!!!

hey bossip yall want some comedy?

in white folks news lmao

That’s the most trifling shit I’ve ever seen in my life. Ghetto fab to the extreme!!

They need to start making soldiers’ and cops’ uniforms out of whatever her weave is made of.

wait for the 1:50 mark
“ccccchoooooooooooooocolate swiiirrrrl!” lmao!

@TheBlakCrayon:

LMFAO @ “bulletproof yaky”……

And you KNOW then hoodrats gonna buy up that shit.

And lest not forget the Asians and Arabs who are gonna cake by putting this in they stores. lol

*them

wow! JUST WOW

LMAO, thank god for the little things, see the funny thing is u niggaz mad at her and her weave and the shooting instead of them white people reporting on it. when will u realize the innate powers of the black queen mother…even when she is lost and know not what she does she still has the power to wear a weave and stop bullets! the only thing you can count on in life is miracles!….if this shyt is even true, u know how they make up shyt just to have a “news” program

@shesofine

This is ridiculous! I went to high school with that dude and I just saw him at the club two weeks ago. I was being a bitch cuz I didn’t want to shake his hand and my friend was laughing at me. Good thing he didn’t have his pistol wit him cuz I don’t have any weave to stop that sh*t!
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Wow thats scary Lady… Man he need to be locked up, but Iam glad her weave saved her!

HEY PURP! LET ME GET YOU A BULLETPROOF WEAVE LIKE THAT, YOU LIL TROUBLEMAKING AZZ!

HEY PURP STOP SMOKING THE BLK QUEEN MOTHER EARTH WEED! YOU TRIPPING!

the heat from that bullet melted that cheap ass plastic hair around the bullet itself, then the cooler temperature from her neck fat and dandruff cooled the hair and caught the bullet. That’s my hypothesis

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ PM

pm

the heat from that bullet melted that cheap ass plastic hair around the bullet itself, then the cooler temperature from her neck fat and dandruff cooled the hair and caught the bullet. That’s my hypothesis
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OH MY GAWD!!!! LMAO!!!!

Okay wait she look like she is 35!!!! Did she say she not even 20 yet?!?! wtf?

pm

the heat from that bullet melted that cheap ass plastic hair around the bullet itself, then the cooler temperature from her neck fat and dandruff cooled the hair and caught the bullet. That’s my hypothesis
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You owe me a new keyboard!

Say what you want about weave…it is no longer for beautification but saving a chick’s life!!!

I am sure all the residue, dirt, dandruff, bacteria and plastic congealed to form this impenetrable helmet that prevented the bullet from penetrating her head. It probably smells like shit though.

@Lola

There is nothing beautifying about a weave. It makes women look like trannys.

My hairdresser Kenya been doing bulletproof weaves for years. That shit stays in check during hurricanes, wildfires, and family barbecues.

HEY PURP! LET ME GET YOU A BULLETPROOF WEAVE LIKE THAT, YOU LIL TROUBLEMAKING AZZ!
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no weave for me thanks Glok my natural hair may be thick enough to stop bullets

shyt dont hate cause that woman weave saved her life. yall trippin

@Kigali , no I got it the makers of that brown gel started make a TAR formula

HI HATERS

KEEP MY WEAVE TYGHT AND ON LOCK, KNEW THAT SHIT WOULD COME IN HANDY!!!

pm

the heat from that bullet melted that cheap ass plastic hair around the bullet itself, then the cooler temperature from her neck fat and dandruff cooled the hair and caught the bullet. That’s my hypothesis
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LMAO!!!! Can you die from laughing? oh shit flatline!

“tougher than nigerian hair”

Her wig saved her life. hilarious

“bald head scally wag aint got no hair in the back gel’d up weaved up yo hair is messed up”

“reppin north memphis”

THAT’S RIGHT GIRLZZZZZZ KEEP THAT WEAVE I KNOW I DO AS MUCH MONEY AS I SPEND ON IT, IT SHOULD BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING AND I SEE IT IS SAVING YOUR LIFE ANYWAY I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE OK GIRL GOD IS GOOD………….

It look right nasty up under dare.
I threw up a lil in my mouth -n- I feel dizzy.

@ bg

Dats my shiiittt!! I love me some Project Pat…

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

She’s been wearin it for yearss!!

i don’t know which is worse, her weave for yrs, or her sorry ex-bf for shooting her cause she’s no longer interested???

i’ll never talk about a weave again, seeing that it can save a life

Im trying to figure out what was he on to make him want to kill her. I know Juan. And that’s not the Juan we know. We have’nt seen him in a few years, but he was not ever a violent person, I’m still in shock. He just lost a cousin to violence. That’s a damn shame he went out like that over a little girl. Oh well, that’ll teach him. I wonder did she use pump it up sprit or something HARD b/c that was’nt nothing but GOD’S Love to stop a bullet. She needs to be counting her blessings

Forget the fact about the weave saving her life, why is she still driving around with that busted window in the winter time. Someone needs to file a claim with their insurance and get that taken care of.

That is hilarious. I’m glad she’s okay but it’s still funny. I hope that crazy negro goes away for awhile.

( This happened in KCMO?? )

PM: TOO FUNNY!!!!

“Thank God She’s alive,
If Peoples can’t say anything Nice, Don’t post it Get a Life!!!

Seeing that white news anchor with the big “UNWEAVEABLE” sign behind him– too funny.

Does everyone think that this chick is going to literally wear that weave for the rest of her entire life now?? Wearing it for years for NO good reason already…

Why not just get a wig?

“MY AUNT SOLD HER THAT WEAVE”. IT IS YACKY #5.0, she brought it from a Ninja Warrior Princess raised in India by way of Japan. She grows 10 ft. per yr. and it is VERY EXPENSIVE…but I can get you all the HOOK UP. ITs a ALL GOOD…

@Abusive Lover “don’t fight back it will be over soon..”

IF YOU DON’T SHUT YOUR LYING ASS UP! LOL

I strongly suggest a H ot place
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Im nt goin to lie ..this story is funny as hell!!!!!

all praise to the WEAVE uh-huh SUPER WEAVE!!!!!!!

Is this for real? Are there still people in the 21st century like this?

I SEE SOME HAIR WEAVE REALLY DID SOME JUSTICE FOR THESE BLACK BITCHES LET SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!!!

Wearing a weave for years is just gross. She must have sores all over her head and all sorts of creatures must live there and lice, too. She’s only suppose to be 20? They must have it rough over there but I guess you see chicks like this anywhere.

I remember watching this on the dayum news. I live in philly, not sure if it happened here (cause I wasn’t paying attention until i heard something about “weave” “saved” and “life”) then when the story started i couldn’t stop laughing!! LOL! A complete and utter mess that she was shot at like that, but that rattered, tattered, beat and splattered weave is terrible.

I wouldn’t even admit to wearing a weave for years. She could’ve just said she had it for a while or nothing at all. Now the whole town knows her business.

bg

pm

the heat from that bullet melted that cheap ass plastic hair around the bullet itself, then the cooler temperature from her neck fat and dandruff cooled the hair and caught the bullet. That’s my hypothesis
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LMAO!!!! Can you die from laughing? oh shit flatline!

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hahahahahaa

What’s the name of the weave, glue and stocking cap???

NOW THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CHRIS BROWN & RIHANNA SITUATION, CUZ DIS DUDE TRIED TO KILL HIS GIRLFRIEND, BUT I GUESS THATS OK WITH EVERYBODY ELSE SINCE THESE PPL R NOT FAMOUS!!!!

How could something be sickening, sad, and funny all at the same time? She should never ever ever ever ever lift that hair up to show what’s up under it. NASTY!!!!!EWWW!!!!!!

$25 for synthetic hair
$15 and a 2 piece to get ShaQunda to sew it in for her

Nasty nappy weave saving your life from yo crazy azz ex trying to shoot u in the dome………Priceless!!

And to think he always hated her weaves

What more amazing than that “Superman” weave in her hair is the fact that she’s not 21 years old…good grief!!! Glad to see that she moved on from that raggedity negro

@…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo
pple wear weave for years, but they replace the old weave and glue with a new glue and new weave , and they been doing it for years…. its not the same glue for years…

wow, that weave makes her look old… dayum..

She is pretty fly,I could see why Juan wouldn’t want anyone else to have her.Plus she had a really nice car.

Okay, I am mad at this on so many levels. Why is the newscaster standing before a news screen that has a brush and a bullet with the title “unbeWEAVEable”?

Lmao @ Kigali

That encrusted hairpiece really saved the day.

Usually I’d have a smart ass comment about weaves, but I just cant think of one right now, probably because she coulda been killed.

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THAT’S WHAT ALL THE POLICE NEED TO WARE,(WAVE) WHEN THEY FIGHTING CRIME.

Gosh DAYUM I been in and around dry bys and houses that been shot up in my day but I NEVER thought the WEAVE would save my life…shyt is that Yaki Perm Human or Synthetic hair…give me some shyyyt!

Changing your environment is KEY PEOPLE! This shyt is crazy!

So the weave stopped the bullet and scrunched it up…There’s no need to fear, UnderWeave is here…

“last night a sew-in saved my life….”

In the voice of Briana,”Girl you not finna believe this shit, Terrell shot at me and my weave caught the bullet !”