Random Ridiculousness: Super Weave Stops Bullet, Saves Woman’s Life

Posted on February 20th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

Well, isn’t this about a triflin’ ass blessing?  SMH

Pop the hood for a couple still photos of this Briana woman and her attacker boyfriend.

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  • http://www.google.com Man, I just don’t care

    ?? Niggas….SMH.

  • @ Da Poet

    SuperWeave, though?! LOL

  • yeah I said it

    That track looked like it was hanging on for dear life…….LITERALLY SMH

  • ysr

    happy she’s is alive but SMH at this situation

  • Theory of Truth

    WOW…that was some supersonic weave…LOL

  • Dirty Harriet (Get all up in yo ass like a Enema)

    LOL @ Bossip……

    “Well, isn’t this about a triflin’ ass blessing”?

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    For real.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo

    I can’t see the video…what happened?

  • Dirty Harriet (Get all up in yo ass like a Enema)

    And she has been wearing it for YEARS?????

    Oh, we can tell babygirl.

    You’re practically bald underneath.

  • shesofine

    This is ridiculous! I went to high school with that dude and I just saw him at the club two weeks ago. I was being a bitch cuz I didn’t want to shake his hand and my friend was laughing at me. Good thing he didn’t have his pistol wit him cuz I don’t have any weave to stop that sh*t!

  • Ohsosexy!

    lmfao…wow

  • Dirty Harriet (Get all up in yo ass like a Enema)

    @Re:

    She was showing where the bullet was stopped at underneath all that mess on her head. Her bf was firing shots and I guess one hit her in the back of the head and it was stopped by the weave she is wearing now.

    And she was bald underneath! All I saw was scalp….the glue on the scalp. lol

    *laughing*

    Ah, I needed THAT laugh!

  • Divalicious

    LMAO!! and men talk about women for wearing weaves! Ha! It can save your life!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo

    @Dirty Harriet

    O-M-G!!!! Thanks for the explanation! LOL, that is ridiculous!

  • Dirty Harriet (Get all up in yo ass like a Enema)

    @Re:

    No prob! :)

  • High Life (Perfect Imperfections)

    Now that’s just straight up hood.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo

    No why would someone wear it for years? I mean…wow, how many years can hair glue stay strong?

  • Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Who would’ve thunk it…a weave that can stop a bullet? Wow…

  • always knew

    Re…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo

    No why would someone wear it for years? I mean…wow, how many years can hair glue stay strong?

    ___________________________________________-

    Years, though? lmao….

  • shesofine

    It’s messed up though cuz this makes KC look like straight SHIT!! How the hell did Bossip find out about it anyway???

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo

    @always knew

    Lol, I mean, apparently she’s had this for quite sometime. Are there side-effects, like slurred speech? There HAS to be something…

  • anchord “HISTORY (new athem)”

    brothas brothas brothas your president is black not the grim reaper/jayson. listen pussy comes a dime a dozen. 40 cal.????!!! ladies got to keep your head up if its weave or not keep being the strong black women. do right yall

  • Dirty Harriet (Get all up in yo ass like a Enema)

    @anchord “HISTORY (new athem)”:

    What?

  • HaHa

    For a site that doesn’t like 50 cent, you guys steal content of his site left and right and never give those guys over their credit. This was up on wednesday.

  • Kevwebb (Sip fine wine, and spit vintage flows)

    She’s laughing, and joking. This dude was trying to kill her. Gratitude…we really need to get in touch with gratitude.

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    Wow, I didn’t know “weaves” were bulletproof…

    UnbeWEAVABLE, LMAO

    By the grace of God she’s alright, whew…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo

    @Dirty Harriet

    LMAO! I was thinking the same thing…

  • Dirty Harriet (Get all up in yo ass like a Enema)

    @Re:

    LOL…..It’s pretty much a run-on sentence! I still couldnt make sense of it.

    Oh, well.

  • TheBlakCrayon

    you know what…. whoever made that weave needs to try and find out and call that sh*t like “bulletproof yaky”… lol… but then people gonna be gettin’ capped and the family actually gonna be thinking it is bulletproof.

  • Kevwebb (Sip fine wine, and spit vintage flows)

    This dude got an attempt murder beef for her? Are you serious? You have an attempt murder for somebody that hasn’t washed her hair in years? Unbelievable…

  • Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…BOSSIP I HATE YOU!! I LUVS NO BUDDY BUT KID CUDI! SAHH!

    Re…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo

    No why would someone wear it for years? I mean…wow, how many years can hair glue stay strong?

    ==================================
    my mother has a friend that stayed with her back in the day. ole gurl had a couplepieces bonded in and it was nappy/dirty/ expired. my momma asked her if she wanted her to wash her hair, she said yes. went to the bathroom, took out the weave, gave that ole arse ish to my mamma to WASH, then had the nerve to put it back in her own head without washing her own cot daggone scalp!!!! i ALMOST DIED! i wouldnt have belived it had i not seen it! LMAO!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo

    @Mandah

    You and your crazy stories! You remind me of the other poster, 1trudiva…lol!

    @Dirty Harriet

    I almost thought it was spam…you know how they write…

  • jena4rmthablock

    Wow and the news station called the story UNBEWEAVEABLE! LOL!

  • DA CROUP

    I dont know if I can beweave dis story:)

  • DA CROUP

    I’d have to see it to beweave it!!

  • Pooty Tang

    @ Kevwebb (Sip fine wine, and spit vintage flows)

    “You have an attempt murder for somebody that hasn’t washed her hair in years?”
    ______________________________________________

    HILARIOUS!!!

  • Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…BOSSIP I HATE YOU!! I LUVS NO BUDDY BUT KID CUDI! SAHH!

    hey bossip yall want some comedy?

    in white folks news lmao

  • Loch Ness Monster

    That’s the most trifling shit I’ve ever seen in my life. Ghetto fab to the extreme!!

    They need to start making soldiers’ and cops’ uniforms out of whatever her weave is made of.

  • Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…BOSSIP I HATE YOU!! I LUVS NO BUDDY BUT KID CUDI! SAHH!

    wait for the 1:50 mark
    “ccccchoooooooooooooocolate swiiirrrrl!” lmao!

  • Dirty Harriet (Get all up in yo ass like a Enema)

    @TheBlakCrayon:

    LMFAO @ “bulletproof yaky”……

    And you KNOW then hoodrats gonna buy up that shit.

    And lest not forget the Asians and Arabs who are gonna cake by putting this in they stores. lol

  • Dirty Harriet (Get all up in yo ass like a Enema)

    *them

  • BE

    wow! JUST WOW

  • PURPPLE, just call me TADOW

    LMAO, thank god for the little things, see the funny thing is u niggaz mad at her and her weave and the shooting instead of them white people reporting on it. when will u realize the innate powers of the black queen mother…even when she is lost and know not what she does she still has the power to wear a weave and stop bullets! the only thing you can count on in life is miracles!….if this shyt is even true, u know how they make up shyt just to have a “news” program

  • truth, iam a girl

    @shesofine

    This is ridiculous! I went to high school with that dude and I just saw him at the club two weeks ago. I was being a bitch cuz I didn’t want to shake his hand and my friend was laughing at me. Good thing he didn’t have his pistol wit him cuz I don’t have any weave to stop that sh*t!
    ————————————

    Wow thats scary Lady… Man he need to be locked up, but Iam glad her weave saved her!

  • Glok9n: The real glok !!!

    HEY PURP! LET ME GET YOU A BULLETPROOF WEAVE LIKE THAT, YOU LIL TROUBLEMAKING AZZ!

  • Glok9n: The real glok !!!

    HEY PURP STOP SMOKING THE BLK QUEEN MOTHER EARTH WEED! YOU TRIPPING!

  • pm

    the heat from that bullet melted that cheap ass plastic hair around the bullet itself, then the cooler temperature from her neck fat and dandruff cooled the hair and caught the bullet. That’s my hypothesis

  • Lauren the Lurker

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ PM

  • Mandah! aka Cranberry Sauce…BOSSIP I HATE YOU!! I LUVS NO BUDDY BUT KID CUDI! SAHH!

    pm

    the heat from that bullet melted that cheap ass plastic hair around the bullet itself, then the cooler temperature from her neck fat and dandruff cooled the hair and caught the bullet. That’s my hypothesis
    ====================================
    OH MY GAWD!!!! LMAO!!!!

  • Lauren the Lurker

    Okay wait she look like she is 35!!!! Did she say she not even 20 yet?!?! wtf?

  • dubya

    pm

    the heat from that bullet melted that cheap ass plastic hair around the bullet itself, then the cooler temperature from her neck fat and dandruff cooled the hair and caught the bullet. That’s my hypothesis
    ——————————————————
    You owe me a new keyboard!

  • Lola

    Say what you want about weave…it is no longer for beautification but saving a chick’s life!!!

  • Kigali (Birth control until marriage)

    I am sure all the residue, dirt, dandruff, bacteria and plastic congealed to form this impenetrable helmet that prevented the bullet from penetrating her head. It probably smells like shit though.

  • Kigali (Birth control until marriage)

    @Lola

    There is nothing beautifying about a weave. It makes women look like trannys.

  • Yaki

    My hairdresser Kenya been doing bulletproof weaves for years. That shit stays in check during hurricanes, wildfires, and family barbecues.

  • PURPPLE, just call me TADOW

    HEY PURP! LET ME GET YOU A BULLETPROOF WEAVE LIKE THAT, YOU LIL TROUBLEMAKING AZZ!
    ***********
    no weave for me thanks Glok my natural hair may be thick enough to stop bullets

    shyt dont hate cause that woman weave saved her life. yall trippin

  • pm

    @Kigali , no I got it the makers of that brown gel started make a TAR formula

  • GETONMYLEVEL

    HI HATERS

    KEEP MY WEAVE TYGHT AND ON LOCK, KNEW THAT SHIT WOULD COME IN HANDY!!!

  • http://myspace.com870bg bg

    pm

    the heat from that bullet melted that cheap ass plastic hair around the bullet itself, then the cooler temperature from her neck fat and dandruff cooled the hair and caught the bullet. That’s my hypothesis
    ________________________________________
    LMAO!!!! Can you die from laughing? oh shit flatline!

  • Hood Hero

    “tougher than nigerian hair”

  • oneandonly

    Her wig saved her life. hilarious

  • http://myspace.com870bg bg

    “bald head scally wag aint got no hair in the back gel’d up weaved up yo hair is messed up”

    “reppin north memphis”

  • http://bossip.com tasty t

    THAT’S RIGHT GIRLZZZZZZ KEEP THAT WEAVE I KNOW I DO AS MUCH MONEY AS I SPEND ON IT, IT SHOULD BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING AND I SEE IT IS SAVING YOUR LIFE ANYWAY I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE OK GIRL GOD IS GOOD………….

  • Just Sayin

    It look right nasty up under dare.
    I threw up a lil in my mouth -n- I feel dizzy. :-(

  • **That dont mean spend cheese on the baby**

    @ bg

    Dats my shiiittt!! I love me some Project Pat…

  • joyciesayshi

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    She’s been wearin it for yearss!!

  • GA by way of CA

    i don’t know which is worse, her weave for yrs, or her sorry ex-bf for shooting her cause she’s no longer interested???

    i’ll never talk about a weave again, seeing that it can save a life :)

  • http://bossip It’s all about me

    Im trying to figure out what was he on to make him want to kill her. I know Juan. And that’s not the Juan we know. We have’nt seen him in a few years, but he was not ever a violent person, I’m still in shock. He just lost a cousin to violence. That’s a damn shame he went out like that over a little girl. Oh well, that’ll teach him. I wonder did she use pump it up sprit or something HARD b/c that was’nt nothing but GOD’S Love to stop a bullet. She needs to be counting her blessings

  • MS TY

    Forget the fact about the weave saving her life, why is she still driving around with that busted window in the winter time. Someone needs to file a claim with their insurance and get that taken care of.

  • They Call Me…AJ

    That is hilarious. I’m glad she’s okay but it’s still funny. I hope that crazy negro goes away for awhile.

    ( This happened in KCMO?? )

  • Miss Nikki

    PM: TOO FUNNY!!!!

  • Sweet Mia

    “Thank God She’s alive,
    If Peoples can’t say anything Nice, Don’t post it Get a Life!!!

  • Slim

    Seeing that white news anchor with the big “UNWEAVEABLE” sign behind him– too funny.

    Does everyone think that this chick is going to literally wear that weave for the rest of her entire life now?? Wearing it for years for NO good reason already…

  • C MY HALO?

    Why not just get a wig?

  • Abusive Lover “don’t fight back it will be over soon..”

    “MY AUNT SOLD HER THAT WEAVE”. IT IS YACKY #5.0, she brought it from a Ninja Warrior Princess raised in India by way of Japan. She grows 10 ft. per yr. and it is VERY EXPENSIVE…but I can get you all the HOOK UP. ITs a ALL GOOD…

  • ME ME ME

    @Abusive Lover “don’t fight back it will be over soon..”

    IF YOU DON’T SHUT YOUR LYING ASS UP! LOL

  • lucy

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    _____M illionaire Ro mances com_____ , Find rich true love here. The users on that site said Rihanna has an account on that site.

  • Liveyalife

    Im nt goin to lie ..this story is funny as hell!!!!!

    all praise to the WEAVE uh-huh SUPER WEAVE!!!!!!!

  • http://deleted CriticXtreme

    Is this for real? Are there still people in the 21st century like this?

  • Negroe

    I SEE SOME HAIR WEAVE REALLY DID SOME JUSTICE FOR THESE BLACK BITCHES LET SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!!!

  • Darkesthourglass

    Wearing a weave for years is just gross. She must have sores all over her head and all sorts of creatures must live there and lice, too. She’s only suppose to be 20? They must have it rough over there but I guess you see chicks like this anywhere.

  • Boogs

    I remember watching this on the dayum news. I live in philly, not sure if it happened here (cause I wasn’t paying attention until i heard something about “weave” “saved” and “life”) then when the story started i couldn’t stop laughing!! LOL! A complete and utter mess that she was shot at like that, but that rattered, tattered, beat and splattered weave is terrible.

  • Darkesthourglass

    I wouldn’t even admit to wearing a weave for years. She could’ve just said she had it for a while or nothing at all. Now the whole town knows her business.

  • Mean Gurl (♬DIgITal♥GuRl♬)

    bg

    pm

    the heat from that bullet melted that cheap ass plastic hair around the bullet itself, then the cooler temperature from her neck fat and dandruff cooled the hair and caught the bullet. That’s my hypothesis
    ________________________________________
    LMAO!!!! Can you die from laughing? oh shit flatline!

    —————————-
    hahahahahaa

  • http://www.hairbraider.info Liza

    What’s the name of the weave, glue and stocking cap???

  • SHOWNBEE

    NOW THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CHRIS BROWN & RIHANNA SITUATION, CUZ DIS DUDE TRIED TO KILL HIS GIRLFRIEND, BUT I GUESS THATS OK WITH EVERYBODY ELSE SINCE THESE PPL R NOT FAMOUS!!!!

  • Sickofitt!

    How could something be sickening, sad, and funny all at the same time? She should never ever ever ever ever lift that hair up to show what’s up under it. NASTY!!!!!EWWW!!!!!!

    $25 for synthetic hair
    $15 and a 2 piece to get ShaQunda to sew it in for her

    Nasty nappy weave saving your life from yo crazy azz ex trying to shoot u in the dome………Priceless!!

    And to think he always hated her weaves

  • http://mockrockstar.ning.com MockRockStar.com

    What more amazing than that “Superman” weave in her hair is the fact that she’s not 21 years old…good grief!!! Glad to see that she moved on from that raggedity negro

  • alexandra

    @…Your Favorite Left-Handed Virgo
    pple wear weave for years, but they replace the old weave and glue with a new glue and new weave , and they been doing it for years…. its not the same glue for years…

  • alexandra

    wow, that weave makes her look old… dayum..

  • BK

    She is pretty fly,I could see why Juan wouldn’t want anyone else to have her.Plus she had a really nice car.

  • Scoobie

    Okay, I am mad at this on so many levels. Why is the newscaster standing before a news screen that has a brush and a bullet with the title “unbeWEAVEable”?

  • HarlemWorld

    Lmao @ Kigali

    That encrusted hairpiece really saved the day.

  • Its6amHoGetOut back from Scottsdale and Vegas, And yes I did see Suge get his sh*t popped twice by some fathead n*gga! Did ya’ll miss me?

    Usually I’d have a smart ass comment about weaves, but I just cant think of one right now, probably because she coulda been killed.

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  • http://bossip demi ta

    THAT’S WHAT ALL THE POLICE NEED TO WARE,(WAVE) WHEN THEY FIGHTING CRIME.

  • AriesChick

    Gosh DAYUM I been in and around dry bys and houses that been shot up in my day but I NEVER thought the WEAVE would save my life…shyt is that Yaki Perm Human or Synthetic hair…give me some shyyyt!

    Changing your environment is KEY PEOPLE! This shyt is crazy!

  • apple dutchmaster

    So the weave stopped the bullet and scrunched it up…There’s no need to fear, UnderWeave is here…

  • pageantgsu

    “last night a sew-in saved my life….”

  • Carla

    In the voice of Briana,”Girl you not finna believe this shit, Terrell shot at me and my weave caught the bullet !”

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