British Man Has Toilet Paper Roller Stuck In His Butt
A kinky Brit scored a real bum deal after getting a toilet roll holder stuck in his butt.
The red-faced deviant was forced to dial emergency services for help after the device became uncomfortably lodged in his backside and left him unable to move.
Firefighters arrived at his home in Newport, South Wales, and quickly managed to free the holder from his behind.
They then gave the man tips on how to stop it from happening again.
South Wales Fire and Rescue Service told the Mirror it had freed 864 people from embarrassing situations in the last three years.
“We do have to deal with wacky things,” said a Fire Bridges Union in Wales spokesman. “Sometimes someone will tell you a story and you just think: ‘I can’t top that’.”
“To be honest, if I managed to get myself into one of these sorts of scrapes, the last thing I would want would be a whole crew of firefighters coming to see me!” he added.
Sad part is, this guy probably felt comfortable putting the roller in his azz in the first place because he had done it million other times and it never got stuck.
Image via Shutterstock
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