Can't all the white rappers just get along?
Jensen Karp Disses Tom Hanks' Rapper Son Chet Haze On TwitterTom Hanks' privileged, private-schooled, rapper son "Chet Haze" recently got an education in authenticity after posting tweets about how he was going to "bless the mic" at hip-hop event in L.A. Another anglo-saxon culture appropriator, Jensen Karp aka "Hot Karl", took the opportunity to chin-check the actors' son about his fake azz "Malibu's Most Wanted" type behavior. Says Jensen about why he decided to drag Chester across the internet: "I just sort of wanted to remind him of what's going on, this weird character that he's playing ... If he's trying to be Lonely Island, then he's completely succeeding, and it's very funny, but that's not the case. ... It seems slightly disgraceful to me that he's emulating things that he's seen for so long on the TV and pretending that it's him. ... If he finds me to be basic, then I'll take it. I find him to be inauthentic; he should take 'inauthentic'." LMAO! The hilarity didn't end there though, flip it over to see just how deep in Chet's azz Jensen got.
On the next few pages you can read Chet's pitiful response about loving hip-hop and being the son of a rich and famous white man.