Kanye West
Yeezus not only thinks he is the second coming of Walt Disney and Kim is Marilyn Monroe, but he claims he is risking his life on tour like a cop or soldier. Really?
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus said the VMAs wouldn’t have been a hit without her and that she is what everybody is talking about. Yes Miley, but nobody is saying good things about you.
Conrad Murray
Dr. Murray said he would like to practice medicine again and even filed a petition to get his medical license back. It ain’t happening doc.
John McCain
John McCain compared President Obama to a Hitler appeaser for shaking the Cuban president’s hand. This is why Republicans stay losing.
R. Kelly
The Pied Piper of R&B compared Chris Breezy to Muhammad Ali, Jesus and MLK. GTFOHWTBS.
Amanda Bynes
Along with saying she wanted Drake to murder her vajajay, Amanda “Cray-Cray” Bynes claimed her parents were going to kill her dog just like they tried to kill her. Thank God she got help and is doing better.
Rev. Jesse Jackson
For some reason the Civil Rights icon thought he could help fat azz Paula Deen make amends with her racist remarks. Jesse we think it’s a wrap for Paula.
Future
Future said Lil Wayne’s controversial Emmett Till lyric “brought light in a positive way.” Ninja please.
Chris Brown
Chris Brown had a life-threatening seizure and blamed it on negative media attention and stress. Clearly, Breezy has serious issues he is not addressing.
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