Beyonce’s new album shocked the world, rewrote the rules and sold 80,000 copies in 3 hours without any marketing or promo. Biggest music moment of 2013? Many believe so, as Queen Bey stunted on the haters, doubters and lessers like only she could. Here are ten burning questions about the new Beyonce album. Take a look.
What’s Tamar Braxton supposed to do now? For months, she’s basically been a tone-deaf, Muppet-faced, baggy onesie-wearing version of Beyonce who seemed obsessed with the Pop superstar. Now what?
Is that really Blue Ivy on “Blue?” Because the angry toddler looks like she has a deep raspy factory worker/auto mechanic voice.
Explicit details about Hov & Bey’s freaky intimacy: Fascinating or TMI? Welllll….
Best Beyonce album EVER? Probably not, but thousands of hype-drunk women swear they’ve been waiting their entire life for this “life-changing” album.
Why does Humpback Hov refuse to retire from Rap? First the all-time terrible “Pound Cake” verse and now his cringe-worthy verse on “Drunk In Love.” Why won’t he just sit his old a$$ down somewhere and play with Blue all day?
WHY does Hov keep rapping about cake? We know he’s old and old people LOVE delicious cakes, pies and treats but damn…
What’s K-Mart supposed to do now? Like Muppet Braxton, Queen of Section 8 Soul K. Michelle and her planet-sized donk were poppin' without any competition from Queen Bey. Now what?
How does D'Angelo feel about "Rocket" sounding exactly like "Untitled?" "Coincidence" or another case of Bey being unoriginal?
How did Queen Bey keep a game-changing visual album secret from everyone (including her sister) for so long? Find out here.