Can’t Catch A Break: Chris Breezy’s Probation Revoked

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Isht is bout to get real Chris.

Chris Brown’s Probation Revoked

Looks like Breezy will be somebody’s bald-headed beyotch soon.

According to TMZ:

Chris Brown is in trouble … again. The judge in the Rihanna beating case has just REVOKED his probation because of the fresh assault charges filed in Washington D.C.

Brown was in court for a progress hearing. The judge felt the criminal complaint in D.C. is enough proof that Chris did NOT obey all laws … which he’s required to do while on probation

The judge did not remand Chris into custody, because hizzoner was impressed by Chris’ progress in his anger management rehab. The judge will hold a hearing on the matter in February, and it’s possible he could sentence Chris to time in the pokey.

The judge also ordered Chris NOT to use medical sticky icky for the time being.

TMZ broke the story … Brown was popped in Oct. for felony assault — later reduced to a misdemeanor — and the L.A. County Probation Dept. launched an investigation.

Chris needs to get his isht together because light-skinned pretty boys who can sing end up washing another ninja’s funky drawers in jail.

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