Friday, November 30th, 2007
TV Adds About Ten Inches
Posted by Bossip Staff
We are all aware that Jermaine Dupri is a man of miniature proportions but come on he looks smaller than Webster in this pic. Look at him all bundled up and his little sneakers, he looks like a little ass kid, for real. JD hit up a Nascar party at club Marquee in NYC last night.
Jim Jones was there too rockin his scarf swag as well:
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“Look at him all bundled up and his little sneakers,”
I’m through wit yall!!
Nice outfit Jermaine
I think ya’ll did something to the picture… I’ve never seen him look this short before…
I guess Jim is making an effort…??
…I said I guess……
It looks like the person that took the pic was a lot taller than him as it appears to be shot from above his head. Are short men not allowed to bundle up in the winter now?
…at least his Tim’s are fresh!!
LMAO @ Bossip!!! Yall are some fools for this pic!
Just makes you want to say awww…
AS MUCH ***** AS JIM JONES HAS TO SAY ABOUT JAY-Z, HE SURE IS SWEATIN’ HIS “SCARF SWAG.”
DAMN Dupri IS short…lmao and he looks he’s like 4 months preg-a-nant…..LMMFAO Lil *****…HA
Aww…I love JD, but he needed the lil ball on the top of his winter cap to touch the ‘Sprint’ logo right above his head…didn’t quuuuite make it tho…
Ain’t nothin wrong with being short, I am too lol.
That’s alright boo, you may be lil, but you doing BIG things!
jermaine does look like a midget and jim jones look clean for once in a while
@StarBaby
Is that your real pic? If so DAYUMMMM!!!
awwwww shoot nah, lol…M-Daddy bout to get to mackin…WHA-CHOUT-NAH! lol
LOL @ txshawty
But it’s not the picture, it’s not the photographer, dude is just short. It’s like it’s a crime to be tall in hollywood. I will say that his facial expression is somehow making him shorter. He kind of looks like a hip-hop umpaloompa!!
WHY IS M-DADDy always try’n spit game??? lmao JOKING!!! Whut it dew??
lacyd…I was thinkin more of the original wizard of Oz when the Munchkins welcomed Dorothy to Munchkin land….’we represent the lollipop kids…’, with the ’stuck in the bathroom with no toilet tissue’-type scrunched up facial expression…yea more along those lines.
M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST
@StarBaby
Is that your real pic? If so DAYUMMMM!!!
^^^^^ i may be wrong… but i believe that is one of those platinum artists… i dunno… umm… maybe … umm… ciara???… just a guess..
This guy is cute. Seems saw him before on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com.
SEE FOOLISHNESS LIKE THIS *****ES ME SLAM THE HELL OFF. WHY DOES THIS GROWN ***** MAN FEEL THE NEED TO WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE A DAMNED BUM? WHO DOES THAT? HE LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE BEGGIN FOR CHANGE ON THE SUBWAY. RIDICULOUS
JIM JONES THAT IS
txshawty,
you’re right. I see it now.
Coming to starbaby’s defense. That is likely her. Why do people seemed so shocked to know that there are pretty NORMAL people. Geez Louise…
@Bahama Mama
Whats up Ma? You know how I do it. in the words of Too Short ” I’M A PLAYA AND I’M PLAYIN JUST TO PLAY”
@ D.P.B
If it is a platinum artist its definately not Ciara
If Jim Jones don’t take off that big azz Arab looking Louis Vuitton scarf!!!
I bet his neck is sweaty!!!
That scarf Jim Jones is wearing looks pretty feminine – is it just me?
Is it me, or does JD look like dude from Fat Albert? LOL…and Jim Jones remind me of New York(Flava Flav)with his eyes always 1/2 open so he can look all hard. And New York, well, she does it so the public won’t see how fugly she really is-she looks like a muppet….LOLOLOL
@txshawty
Whats up dawg? Dallas did their thing last night huh? They almost gave it up.
If Jim Jones dont give my mother her scarf back with his dirty *****.
The person who took Jermaine’s pic must’ve been like 6ft compared to Jermaine’s 4′11 self cause the pic is looking down at him. For someone with Jim Jones’ money I’ve never seen someone look so homeless. He looks like he’s on line at a soup kitchen.
I really like Jermaine, but he is sooo little, Can’t believe Janet is into him, but if she likes it, I love it.
HE LOOK LIKE A ELF WUZ UP WIT DA SCARFS
http://WWW.MY*****E.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
CHECK THA NEW SMOKIN ANTHEM “SMOKED OUT’
what grown ***** man wears a zip off hood with fur???!!! i’m just sayin…
In the Ferrari or Jaguar, switchin four lanes
With the top down screamin out, you look muhphuqin’ lame!!!!
M-Daddy…I know! My roommate and I almost had a heartattack when they missed that p***** and just HANDED over the ball! But it’s all good tho, they won! lol
lol Smartie, I never noticed the camera angle….but I shall continue to ignore it for ‘if you can’t say nothing nice/positive’ sakes lol.
txshawty… Hey yall are doing way better then us. I’m about done with Football. LOL Its Basketball time again
txshawty & M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST
“Dallas did their thing last night huh?”
they sure did!! 11-1!!!!
T.O. had me nervous after that happened, but we still pulled it out!
GO DALLAS!!!! I LOVE my city!!
He looks like a damn build a bear that has come alive.
M-Daddy…I like how you just ignore the negative and move on with that ‘our football team is losing, so how’s about I look at basketball’ lol…I’m mad at myself b/c I’ve only seen one Maverick game since the season started…I’m usually on-point with my b-ball!
But they play Portland tonight, then Boston tomorrow, so I’ll get my dose.
Snickers I know, right! LOVE it lol.
@ i love…’Snickers’& txshawty
I predict Dallas vs. New England in the super bowl.
And th winnner is _________ Fill in the blank
WITH HIS LITTLE SNEAKERS..BOSSIP YALL AIN’T RIGHT…JUST CAUSE HE WEARING A TODDLER 4 SHOE…
JIM, JIM, JIM….(SNNNNNIFFFFING) I SMELL GENERAL TSO’S CHICKEN AND SWEAT…
LMAO @ Bossip, too. Y’all stop. LOL.
http://www.theblackactor.com
M-Daddy
ummmm…New Dallgland…that’a way I don’t lose lol!
M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST
don’t give up…it’s not to late to switch over to America’s favorite team!! we’ll accept you with open arms…
txshawty
you aint missing much with the Mav’s ’cause I think they’ve lost like 2 or 3 straight, but they’re still good!!
I think the hat makes him look child-like.
http://www.theblackactor.com
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
{Snickers and Shawty open arms to M-Daddy}
It’s ok…Come get some, lol.
M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST
New England got us the first time, but lightening don’t strike twice so I’ma have to say Dallas is gonna win!!!!
txshawty & i love…’Snickers’
I’m visiting your state in July for my Family reunion. I have family in Lockhart but the reunion is going to be in San Antoinio
Snickers…how are their newbies playin?? Ok??
I’m hella embarrased that that dirty looking bumb reps Harlem….
i love…’Snickers’& txshawty
Thanks for the invite but I’ve been a Raider since birth it wouldnt be right for me to be a team hopper. But GO DALLAS!! I hope they do beat New England
uuhhh so so I guess, really haven’t seen a lot from ‘em…but J.J. Barea been kickin’ ***** and taking names!! I think he started the first two games ’cause Devin Harris was hurt…
“I’ve been a Raider since birth”
WOW since birth huh…sorry to hear that
(just kidding)
M-Daddy…loyalty, huh? That’s w*****up….{drops a dollar in change on the floor, winks at M-Daddy} You dropped somethin….gone head pick it up lol…and there’s more where THAT came from.
Snickers…that’s w*****up, chemistry is too important…you can have alot of talented players on the same team, but if they don’t gel together, they, as a team, will suck! lol
he is a teeny weeny short short man.
Tx. and I love snickers
ALL I’m gonna say on the mavericks is Dirk Nowitzki is EFF’n up my fantasy team….lmao
B’mama…he told me to tell you…’his bad’ lol.
I had the pleasure of meeting Jermaine back in 2004.
He’s not that short……I’m 5′8″….so that makes him about 5′3″ or something around that range.
He’s cool as a fan……Luducris is the one who’s short as hell……his pants are the same length as my 3 year old son.
LOL TX. he ain’t giving me enuff points!! lmao
Bahama Mama
He had me feeling the same way after the playoffs with Miami & Golden State…after that the atmosphere in Dallas was sad as HELL!!
B’mama…I had a conversation with him, he’s gonna try and do better.
He look down at me with those big, blue, German eyes and said to me…’Shawty, tell B’mama, I will swish for her’…and I saidi…’Aight den, don’t talk about it, swish about it!’
Then I patted him on the butt like a coach, and he ran into the sunset. The End.
In my opinion, Dirk is too overrated!!
but Josh Howard, Jason Terry & Stackhouse make up for where he falls short!
{has a traumatic twitch}
Snickers, I don’t even wanna discuss that TRAVESHAMOCKERY! (travesty, sham, and mockery)
I am forever scarred. {pulls up pant leg} See?
txshawty
“Then I patted him on the butt like a coach, and he ran into the sunset. The End.”
STOP!!
lol @ luda..hes around 5′5 5′6 …i met him last yr..hes cute in person..kinda like someones kid brother
Snicker… I agree, like everytime we’re in a do or die situation, that boy DIE! I mean, I like him, and he’s a good player, but he’s not really a leader, in my opinion…I would see Jason Terry as moreso the leader. But thats me.
lol @ Snickers…I did stop, that’s why I put ‘the end.’ lol.
LMAO @ TX!!!!
I love snickers – I know ur pain…I DID NOT want the heat to win, Being a Laker fan an all….
I have a bunch of overrated foreigners on my team…And they still ain’t giving me points…lmao..bastid b4 me drafted Kobe…punk *****!!! sorry flashback…lol
Snickers…Why is it that I keep looking at your name hoping that a Snicker will magically appear on my desk? My stomach is cussing me out, lol. Ole heathen!
@Bahama Mama
who else do you have on your team?
@Bahama Mama
I knew there was a reason I liked you. I’m a Laker fan too
M-daddy
mike redd, chauncy billups, ben wallace, andrea bargnani, peja stojakovic, devin harris, luol deng, nick collison, antonio mcdyess and Ronny turiaf and jose calderon….I am missing someone tho..
but yea been a Laker fan since, well since I can remember…I was kinda born into it, Momz loves the lakers, lol
@ M-Daddy. Yea that’s my real pic. I hope that is a good “Daammmmn.” If not, then I will take my pic off and put Ciara or Alicia Keys back up. LOL.
~~LMAO @ Donnie. “He looks like a damn build a bear that has come alive.” That is the funniest sh*t I have heard (read) all day.
~~TEXAS is definately in the house!! What’s up to my fellow Texans??
My cousin’s hubby is under 5 ft 5 in and he doesn’t look like a cartoon character or midget to me, at all (JD kinda does in this pic) and I’m a 5 ft 7 and 1/2 ft girl. Personally, I like short men, for some, height can be a secondary consideration in a relationship.
Starbaby…girl no you ain’t from texas?! You ain’t! Girl NAW! You ain’t from no texas! lol
Don’t y’all hate when ppl keep saying ‘NO you ain’t'?! At first it’s cute like, ‘yea, I am, i swear’, but then after awhile you be like, ‘DID I NOT JUST SAY I WAS FROM TEXAS?!’…Sorry I had to vent.
lol
Hey Star!
LMAO @ Donnie, as well
Funn-eest post read today!!
And Star baby is the prettiest poster
sorry ’bout the snickers txshawty…
“Hungry, why wait??”…they kill me wit that!!
hey StarBaby! what part are you from??
no homo
Snickers, I know. Perhaps I’m waiting b/c the dollar is wrinkled and won’t fit into the dawg on picky vending machine, so i’m sitting here tryna straighten it out on the edge of the machine, and when I try to put the dollar back in the machine, the machine get all ignorant, making it appear as if it’s gonna take my dollar, and then spits it back out like ‘haha’…THEN when it finally take my dawg gone dollar, the machine gets stuck with my snicker just-a-dangling, then I give up from jacking up the machine, and leave, THEN after i’m gone it decides to fall, and some other lucky doo-doo face gets a free Snicker, and my change…and THAT’D would be a reason I’D HAVE TO WAIT! {breathes} Whoo.
The difference between JD and Emmanuel Lewis or Gary Coleman is that JD can stand on some of those stacks and be taller than Shaq if he chooses. JD was born into success. He is talented and he has one of the baddest chicks in the game (a true entertainer) and in the world on his team. Damn, it sucks to be him. LMMFAO. I bet he’d give all of that up to sit up and gossip all day and think, “What if?!.”
leave Jermaine alone…y’all are crazy.lol
aww Jimmy, you aint fool’n *****ody he just rock’n frigid DIRT.
Anyway..
Taking a Closer Look at the Stories Ignored by the Mainstream Media
JD looks like his mama dressed him…”now make sure you keep your hat on its cold outide baby, mama dont want you to catch a cold now”
txshawty
“some other lucky doo-doo face gets a free Snicker”
ok, but why they gotta be a doo-doo face??
naw, but forreal, I swear vending machines make my blood pressure go up!
….and he actually thinks he looks good. I’ve said it a thousand times already…he looks just like an oompa loompa from ***** Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. He’s not even talk enough to be a Keebler elf.
@ DROCK, General Tso’s chicken and sweat- tee hee and some hennessy
Snickers…lol…He/She is only a doo-doo face cuz I had to go through all that mess to get a Snicker that they get to eat.
And they KNOW it ain’t theirs, but I can’t even front, if there was a Snicker in the bottom of the vending macine, and I didn’t see *****ody around, it was still closed, and it didn’t smell wrong, I’d take it too lol
Thanks Damita Jo. LOL @ Snickers and TXShawty. Yall are crazy. I’m from the capital city…Austin, TX! Yea, I know, its the “wackest” city of all the big cities (Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio) but we are slowly creeping up on San Antonio. LOL. I love my state though.
)
@ StarBaby
Hell yeah that was a good DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
I will be in Texas in July let me buy you a house and a car. LOL as a matter of fact just take my Bank card LMAO. Naw but you are a DYME
Looks like JD is ready to get his winter crackin on the slopes … but it is a lil early in the season for that son!
@ TXShawty, Snickers, and everyone else in TX
Where are yall from?
StarBaby…M-Daddy bout ready to propose lol!
I’m from Dallas…so is Snickers
@M Daddy. Thanks. I will take the house, car, and bank card. I aint saying she a gold digger…but she aint messing with no broke n*ggas. LOL. Just kidding. No but thanks for the compliments. *eyes tearing up* I love you guys!! You make me feel welcomed. I have just started coming to this blog and I already feel at home.
StarBaby
Dallas!!!!
and what was up with all those idiots and all that mayhem they brought to Austin for the Texas relays this year?? (half of were from Dallas I know)……I think it gets worse and worse every year!!
*half of ‘em were*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz@Bossip
if it wasn’t for these hilarious bloggers comin’ out to play, this would be one helluva boring site. get something relevant. so what JD is short. i’d bet the farm that more than a handful of u Bossip clowns r short, broke and disproportionally angry on any given day.
hell i thought he was Teddy Riley..LOL
Lol @ Wesside. “…short, broke and disproportionately angry…”
But I did have to lol @ the blogger who said JD looks like a Build A Bear. It’s true.
@ Snickers
Man, this year’s Texas Relays was ssssooo whack because it rained ssoooo damn hard all day Saturday of the relays. It is getting worse and worse each year. I think I am getting too old for it anyway…I will be 25 next year and I am just tired of going. And yea, Dallas is rough—yall are some true Gangstas. My cousin is driving to Dallas tomorrow morning for the R-Kelly concert. I told her to be careful and carry ya pistol everywhere you go…naw just kidding. But Dallas is definitely gutta.
@ StarBaby
LOL Anytime Boo.
yeah.
they got me w/the Build-A-Bear too…
lmmfao when my crew come back in here and see this they gon die, but why dallas gotta be gutta yall, we cool, we peaceful as hell…..lmmfao and yipee to the kells concert imma be there gutta as hell with *****ing bells on……
I’ve been too old for it and I’ve never been!!
Dallas can get a lil crazy sometimes, some of these boys swear they hard but wouldn’t buss a grape!! but on the cool, it aint even the boys no more…it’s these lil idiot ***** girls!!
but for the most part it’s not that bad……
I think that R. Kelly concert gon’ be wack as HELL!! the radio stations STILL tryna give away tickets!
aint *****ody tryna see him!!
evil knievel died
CNN Breaking News, Evel Knievel died. Glad he and Kanye made up.
evil knievel died
WHAT????
so what does that bring the total to this week alone??
that’s sad…
Damn Jermaine…did they not have a hat and coat check at the door???? Ah well…have a nice weekend ya’ll.
bahama, watchu kno about fantasy teams???!!!! women watch basketball?
YES!!!! women watch basketball and football
I Love it!
BOSSIP STOP DA H8IN ON JERMAINE
Mr O…what?! Do women watch BASKETBALL?! DO WOMEN WATCH BASKETBALL?! lol
I do….I love basketball, getting geared up for this Portland vs. Dallas game tonight whenever I get home…
Dang, Dallas is up in here DEEP!! When I was in college, the people from Dallas would always rep their city the hardest…for real! Dallas, Duncanville, Plano, Fort Worth, Garland, Arlington…that whole area. And I had a few friends from Oak Cliff and Pleasant Grove.
I told my cousin that the R-Kelly concert has been having some behind the scenes trouble but she still wants to go. I hope its a good concert since she is making that three hour trip. I, personally, would never ever ever pay to see R-Kelly…ever! But thats her.
Damn Evil Knievel is dead? Wow. He and Kanye made up just in time.
Star…Im mixed…with Duncanville and Oak Cliff lol!
I’m glad Kanye and Evil got it patched up…can’t afford to hold grudges, you never know when your last day is
{ok enough of me quoting life lessons, lol}
JERMAINE LOOKS LIKE A “CHOCOLATE KEEBLER ELF”
Oh lawd, there are more texas folks up in heyah!!! What it do StarBaby. Lacyd is from Houston.
txshawty, keep up the life lessons, maybe you’ll learn something from yourself one day.
And Evil K died???? That’s sad, he must have tried to jump over texas.
@ Manish ***** Boy,
that ***** was funny!!! Chocolate Keebler Elf…why yes he does!!
Good things comes in small package so don’t let the man height be a turn off because it can be all good JANET seems happy with him. And he very well dress so it doens’t matter how tall he stand. Please people save the negitve comments. Big ups to you JD
@ snickers and shawty
im shocked!
Mr O Dot
yep!! I love football & basketball, it’s excitin’!!
the Mavs are comin’ on in a min. and I WILL be in front of the tube!!!!
(talkin’ ish to the refs)
boo!
where’s my beyonce crack?!?
Sean Taylor raped a 16 year old girl named C*****andra Freeman.
jIM jONES: dONT fORGET ABOUT mE !
Does he come with batteries?
Bird, EVERYONE is taller than Jermaine Dupri. wtf u talkin bout LOL
that pic of JD is actual size
He looks like a lil black snowman
Look at Jimmmy puckering up for the cameras. Lol at Lil Jermaine he look like Webster {Emmanuel Lewis}
who cares how tall or short is,lol. I know this a Gossip site but some of the ***** on here just be dumb, lol.
awwwwwe…..
so so short