Reddit Editor Shares Photo Of His 2 Penises

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Ladies (and some of you gentlemen), today could be your lucky day!

Website Editor Shares Picture Of His 2 Penises

2014 is one damn day old, and Reddit might have the scoop of the year. A redditor going by DoubleD***Dude went ahead and answered a question every man has pondered: What if you had two peens? Apparently, it’s pretty great. (Yes, there is a photo.)

Since it’s why you’re here, here’s the link to the photo. very graphic, obviously. In the AMA, the guy says that they are more symmetrical than they appear in the photo. Even if they weren’t, wow, everyone, everyone must go into this thinking that one’s going to be a tiny baby phallus off to the side. But, nope, he apparently has a condition known as diphallia, or duplication of the penis.

According to a 2006 newspaper report, since scrubbed from Reuters, there have been about 100 cases of this worldwide, with an occurrence of about 1 in 5.5 million American men. The redditor in question claims that he finishes and urinates out of both simultaneously, and we can’t find any literature to prove otherwise. We don’t know if this is a hoax, but frankly, that photo is rather compelling, as are the others in the original thread that started this and the one of him mostly aroused (again, extremely graphic, obviously), and the DoubleD***Dude has been forthright throughout, though some of his sexual exploits strain credulity. Still, we’ll update you if anything turns up.

As of this post, the AMA has been up for five hours and has a shade over 8300 responses. So it’s become a bit unwieldy to navigate. Here is a selection of some of the best questions and answers, though if you have the time, you’d really be well served to go through it yourself.

If you’re REALLY brave, you can see a VERY graphic pic of both appendages in all their glory HERE

Flip the page to read a few of the questions that shocked and appalled readers had for the wanged wonder

Images via Shutterstock

On first impressions:

beedee4: How do women react when they find out?

DoubleD***Dude: varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. lol

On comfort:

FlipWhispers: I honestly expected to see one teensy extra wiener when I clicked on the link yesterday but was surprised to see they were similar in size. Are you happy they are that way or would a lil one have been easier to deal with?

DoubleD***Dude: I like them the way they are. They’re more proportionate to each other than they look in photos. im limited to holding the camera myself. If one had been smaller, it’d be more difficult to deal with. So yeah I like that they’re the way they are.

On sartorial concerns:

thiney49: Do they both hang to one side of your pants, or do they split the seam?

DDD: when i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.

On interval training:

Jukior: Do you normally please yourself with 1 or both of them and if the answer is both, can you answer my next question?

I after I finish I am usually snapped right out of the mood, so if you finish with one peen do you feel you have to finish with the other or do you do you feel you are done.

DDD: I have multiple finishes, like I can finish with my right and man milk oozes out of my left one. I milk it out and then can keep going with either and finish within a few minutes. I think it may have a lot to do with the internal plumbing but I’ve finished about 10 times in a 4 hour period before.

On introductions:

thederpmeister: How do you break the news to girls you’re hooking up with? Is it a “prepare yourself, mortal” or more of a “ooooooHELLOWTF” type of deal?

DDD: I did both for a while, but I dont date anymore, i’m in a relationship with a guy and a girl, and have been for a while. back in my teens i tried both ways and it was never predictable. the easy girls sometimes screamed and ran (literally once) as much as the virgins did. never could figure that out. But guys, guys NEVER run and ALWAYS follow through. Mostly straight guys, and they always at the very least touch and play with them a little. Some have even given me brains so THAT was always the wild thing, the straight guys giving me brains.

On DIY ingenuity:

ping_pong_platypus: Have you ever considered getting one surgically removed or attached to the first penis to making a doubley long peen?

DDD: Nope. And it wouldn’t work.