GTFOH: “Life-Fixer” Iyanla Vanzant Just Now Discovered Twerking And Wants To Teach Old Heads How It’s Done

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Ho Sit Down, News, Old Heads


The apocalypse is upon us.

Iyanla Vanzant Wants To Teach A Twerking Class

Earlier today, the author, inspirational speaker, and TV personality, Iyanla Vanzant, discovered the racially-themed and culturally-appropriated dance craze that is sweeping the nation, Twerking. In her excitement Iyanla hopped on Twitter to share her unbridled jubilation with her followers.

Iyanla 1

Listen lady, nobody wants to see yo’ 60-year-old azz poppin’ nothing but vitamins, dig that?

Iyanla 2

So not only does she want to twerk HER hip out of place, she wants to teach OTHER elderly folks how, they too, can risk a life-altering injury by imitating big booty strippers.

Ma’am, allow us to escort you over to #TooDamnOldToTwerk Twitter. We’re sure you’ll be more comfortable in a seat there.

Image via WENN

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