Random Ridiculousness: Nekked Man Gets Stuck In Washing Machine While Playing Practical Joke

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Some people have too much time on their hands.

Man Gets Stuck In Washing Machine While Playing Practical Joke

We bet the isht stopped being funny when his stupid azz wouldn’t budge.

According to ABC News:

A nekked Australian man who became stuck in a washing machine as part of an ill-planned practical joke was freed from the appliance with the help of an unusual rescue device: olive oil.

The 20-year-old man, identified only as “Laurence,” told Australia’s Fairfax Radio that he was on his way to take a shower on Saturday when he decided to climb into the top-loader to have a bit of fun. The fun quickly evaporated, however, when he realized he couldn’t budge.

He called out to his friend for help, who rang the police. They responded to the scene, along with firefighters, paramedics and a search and rescue squad.

“He was very well wedged in there and we were concerned for his health and well-being,” Shepparton police Sgt. Michelle De Araugo told the Shepparton News. “It was just a game gone wrong. It would be fair to say the gentleman was very embarrassed.”

Rescuers tried in vain to pull Laurence from the machine. But when it became clear he was seriously stuck, they grabbed a bottle of his favorite olive oil to help lubricate his escape. The oil worked, and he popped out.

“I was quite disappointed they used my good olive oil,” Laurence told Fairfax Radio. “As soon as the washing machine went on its side, it was a bit like a birthing.”

No sir, this was nothing like birthing. Unless you spent 9 months in that washing machine and got circumcised when you finally escaped, then no, it’s was nothing like birth.

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