Akon is Only 34???

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, One-Time

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Akon showed up to court today to plead not guilty to charges of endangering a minor and harassment for body slamming a white kid at a concert. The parents of the boy have pulled out their Ezel “slippin on some soap” come-up game.

Some media outlets are reporting Akon’s age as 34 based on court documents. Damn, we thought he was pushin’ 40.

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  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumia_Abu-Jamal Sun Goddess

    That gal looks like she enjoying it. I feel like I need a quarter to see the rest of this.

  • TT

    Well he looks like it. He must be a pervert not wanting to acknowledge his age when he’s only 34

  • http://www.abovethespotlight.com cutie pie

    ha 34 my ass..maybe in dog years

  • Dalia

    Akon hasn’t seen 34 in about 15 years! He needs to sit his old ass down.

  • justme

    tHAT GIRL CHOSE TO GET ON THAT STAGE, AND HOW WAS HE SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT THAT WAS A PRECHERS KID? HE SHOULDA NEVA THREW THAT BOY THOUGH! WHAT GIVES THESE STARS THE NERVE? AND HIS ASS AINT NO 34 PALEEEZE!

  • Mr O Dot

    snakes age well

  • Kim

    I can’t stand Akon.

  • Mr O Dot

    zing!

    that was a Venom reference, by the way

  • feefee

    that red eyed bastard aint hardly 34…54 yeah

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Akon…*yawn*

    In other news, I didn’t know that Stephon Marbury’s dad died after the Knicks game last night. How sad…condolences to that family too!!

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumia_Abu-Jamal Sun Goddess

    That picture of Akon grinding with the teeny bop is PRECISELY the reason white women from England are going to Kenya for young men…but Akon ain’t young.

  • kai

    LOL I will have you folks know that Akon is born in 1981 according to sources like Wikipedia. And yes I agree with whomever said something about needing a quarter to see the rest of Akon and his shenanegans. That girl is trini so she loves to party no matter what age.. I would know I am one too…LMFAO @ age 54 though, you guys take things too far lol……

  • The Original Ebony

    This sh*t is accepted at white rock concerts,

    by white rock stars. When will n*ggas learn

    to learn to stay true to their own?

  • AND...

    Please tell me that is not the 14 year old girl everybody was talking about??? If I was her mother I would have beat the black off of her. Got her tatas all out and everything. I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about it.

  • famu

    who cares! But he was found to appear on a millionaire$celebrity dating club http://www.meetrich.com where Chairle sheen found some dates with hot girls.

  • Mrs

    His a fool

  • txshawty

    kai Wikipedia needs to be shut down for even ACCEPTING that mess about Akon being born in ’81! lol

    If that site were ‘Shawty-pedia’, as soon as that mess was submitted, the only button you’d see would not be ‘continue’, ‘submit’ or anything, it’s be ‘Go all away around, do NOT pass go, go straight to JAIL cuz you KNOW that mess don’t even sound right. You have a LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP BAN! You are no longer welcomed, now have a good day, and may God Bless your lying or either completely, and utterly legally blind soul!’

  • AND...

    Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

    all of this is this name???????

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please

    He looks older than 34.

    http://www.theblackactor.com

  • kai

    LMFAO Wikipedia had that man born in 1981, 1972 and 1973 they dont even know and yea that is ALL of his name but LU LU LU, they have taken that too far. And what is with Time? I think someone is making this crap up and passing it along as factual lol..

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumia_Abu-Jamal Sun Goddess

    I want to shove this meetrich motherf*cker the hell down the stairs!

  • txshawty

    Sun…need a hand??

    lol…I was always taught to provide a helping hand to my fellow man/woman.

  • Happy 2 B Nappy

    Akorn has not seen 34 in at least 10 years. They need to quit all that lying about his age. I guess if his true age comes out, the things he does will look even more foolish.

  • Mrs

    I’m 81 he is not an 81 baby- his not from my batch

  • Heyzhel

    Es necesario poner WHITE kid?

    Pregunto…

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