Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Akon is Only 34???

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Akon showed up to court today to plead not guilty to charges of endangering a minor and harassment for body slamming a white kid at a concert. The parents of the boy have pulled out their Ezel “slippin on some soap” come-up game.

Some media outlets are reporting Akon’s age as 34 based on court documents. Damn, we thought he was pushin’ 40.

Comments(67) on “Akon is Only 34???”


  1. 1st and Los Angeles is in the *****f*ckin HOUSE! BOSSIP!

    Akon is sooo over over rated…..who cares if he is 54?


  2. That gal looks like she enjoying it. I feel like I need a quarter to see the rest of this.

  3. TT

    Well he looks like it. He must be a pervert not wanting to acknowledge his age when he’s only 34


  4. ha 34 my *****..maybe in dog years

  5. Dalia

    Akon hasn’t seen 34 in about 15 years! He needs to sit his old ***** down.

  6. justme

    tHAT GIRL CHOSE TO GET ON THAT STAGE, AND HOW WAS HE SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT THAT WAS A PRECHERS KID? HE SHOULDA NEVA THREW THAT BOY THOUGH! WHAT GIVES THESE STARS THE NERVE? AND HIS ***** AINT NO 34 PALEEEZE!

  7. Mr O Dot

    snakes age well

  8. Kim

    I can’t stand Akon.

  9. Mr O Dot

    zing!

    that was a Venom reference, by the way

  10. feefee

    that red eyed ***** aint hardly 34…54 yeah

  11. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Akon…*yawn*

    In other news, I didn’t know that Stephon Marbury’s dad died after the Knicks game last night. How sad…condolences to that family too!!


  12. That picture of Akon grinding with the teeny bop is PRECISELY the reason white women from England are going to Kenya for young men…but Akon ain’t young.

  13. kai

    LOL I will have you folks know that Akon is born in 1981 according to sources like Wikipedia. And yes I agree with whomever said something about needing a quarter to see the rest of Akon and his shenanegans. That girl is trini so she loves to party no matter what age.. I would know I am one too…LMFAO @ age 54 though, you guys take things too far lol……

  14. The Original Ebony

    This sh*t is accepted at white rock concerts,

    by white rock stars. When will n*ggas learn

    to learn to stay true to their own?

  15. AND...

    Please tell me that is not the 14 year old girl everybody was talking about??? If I was her mother I would have beat the black off of her. Got her tatas all out and everything. I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about it.

  16. kai

    LOL now they have him down born in 1973 this ***** is ridiculous. But his full name is: Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam.. I dont know whats worse, his constant age variation or LU LU LU as part of his names lol….

  17. famu

    who cares! But he was found to appear on a millionaire$celebrity dating club http://www.meetrich.com where Chairle sheen found some dates with hot girls.

  18. Mrs

    His a fool

  19. txshawty

    kai Wikipedia needs to be shut down for even ACCEPTING that mess about Akon being born in ‘81! lol

    If that site were ‘Shawty-pedia’, as soon as that mess was submitted, the only button you’d see would not be ‘continue’, ’submit’ or anything, it’s be ‘Go all away around, do NOT p***** go, go straight to JAIL cuz you KNOW that mess don’t even sound right. You have a LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP BAN! You are no longer welcomed, now have a good day, and may God Bless your lying or either completely, and utterly legally blind soul!’

  20. AND...

    Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

    all of this is this name???????


  21. He looks older than 34.

    http://www.theblackactor.com

  22. kai

    LMFAO Wikipedia had that man born in 1981, 1972 and 1973 they dont even know and yea that is ALL of his name but LU LU LU, they have taken that too far. And what is with Time? I think someone is making this crap up and p*****ing it along as factual lol..


  23. I want to shove this meetrich motherf*cker the hell down the stairs!

  24. txshawty

    Sun…need a hand??

    lol…I was always taught to provide a helping hand to my fellow man/woman.

  25. Happy 2 B Nappy

    Akorn has not seen 34 in at least 10 years. They need to quit all that lying about his age. I guess if his true age comes out, the things he does will look even more foolish.

  26. Mrs

    I’m 81 he is not an 81 baby- his not from my batch

  27. Heyzhel

    Es necesario poner WHITE kid?

    Pregunto…

  28. ceecee

    i don’t like AKON

  29. aqueenwaits

    PLEEZ!!!!!!!! That boo boo has been ASHY for atleast 45 years. Can someone p***** Kuntuh some lotion or atleast some Crisco. I do like his singing though.

  30. CCC

    34 yeah right back in 1984


  31. I CANT TELL IF IT IS REAL OR NOT

    BUT HE GOT THA LOOT TO PAY THO

    http://WWW.MY*****E.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    PEEP THA NEW SMOKERS ANTHEM “SMOKED OUT”

  32. John

    Don’t care how old he say he is what he did to that young girl on stage was wrong. Yes, maybe it was consenual on her part it was still wrong. Her young ***** was at the wrong place at the wrong time and for this she need her young ***** whupp. No need to have a *****o show as a music concert. Akon was wrong and its now time for him to “FACE THE MUSIC”!!!!

  33. Bahama Mama

    Akon NEEDS to stop picking people’s children up?? and why he only pick up the the tiny ppl??

  34. txshawty

    LIES, I tell you, ALL LIES!!!!! lol

  35. Bahama Mama

    and who he paid to change his age on his birth certificate?? 34?? he know he got lawsuits older than that, hell maybe even wives…LMMFAO

  36. txshawty

    B’mama…b/c we’re just easier to man-handle!

    KICK HIM IN THE GROIN!!!!!!! lol i mean it’s just easier access for us lil ones!

  37. Bahama Mama

    LMAO, why u only see an outline of his ***** in that first pic?? I was like what the ‘ell is holding lil “Billy” up??

  38. Bahama Mama

    KICK HIM IN THE GROIN!!!!!!! lol i mean it’s just easier access for us lil ones!

    ^^^ think he’ll feel anything?? LOL, LOL

  39. txshawty

    B’mama…Hey that’s not fair…I can see his underwear lol!

  40. Bahama Mama

    That’s tru Tx.!! but u can’t SEE WHO it is?? for all we know that could be some regular fan on stage, we really can’t see they face to see if that’s akon tho…lol

  41. txshawty

    You really can’t, it’s actually kinda scary…you can’t ID him when doing a police sketch….at least not facial features and distinguishing marks…I can see the officer just drawing him and at the end of your description there is just a dark blob…and you’re like ‘THAT”S the guy!’

  42. txshawty

    B’mama…honestly tho, ain’t nothing at all wrong with a chocolate brother, cuz I actually prefer them, but I’m just not feeling Akon, he’s not attractive to me whatsoever, now Djimon??? WHOO! lol

  43. me that's who

    lmmfao i can’t even say ***** after reading yall comments…..

  44. Bahama Mama

    whoops sorry for the delay…back to regular schedule programing…lol

    that would be a no to Akon and a no to Djimon…Not my types….lol

  45. txshawty

    lol B’mama, oh yea I forgot you’re into the light skinned pretty boys lol…I can’t knock you, I just figure if you look good, ya just do! I tend to like the caramel and browner crowd..i’ve seen some good looking MTW colored fellas tho lol Fine is fine to me.

  46. Notch

    lol..lol

    Akon remind me of someones drunk uncle at a wedding..talking about “come hurr gurl..you know u wanna dance with unkle kon!”

  47. Notch

    lol @ mtw colored fellas..i love the darkness and i get mellow yellows…lol

  48. Bahama Mama

    No Tx… I like pretty boys period….LOL they aint gotta be light skined’ed….LOL

  49. Unkle Kracka

    Whatta yall xpekkt. That boy was born in jungle land, they dont kkkeep propa berf rekkkords in those savage huts that they use as hospitols, no one can be shur how old that niggra be, those savages goes by how many full moons done tranpiyerd to tell how old they chillen be.

  50. 504okaay

    WHY PPL SO STOOOOOOOOOPID

  51. Texas Dude

    I think it’s true. His real name is Aliaune B Thiam.

    Look him up on Intelius.com . You’ll see they’re showing him as 34 years old.

    Intelius is usually pretty accurate, since they pull their info from public records.


  52. uncle krakra

    u r *****ing ignorant and stupid

  53. Marc-Guillaume

    SENEGAL FOREVER!***** USA


  54. next……..

    sitfu.com

    Taking a Closer Look at the Stories Ignored

    by the Mainstream Media

  55. nono

    the damn fool is 34 thats why he aint never said his age when asked!

  56. B Mag357

    that “time puru nacka” in his name is a Joke I heard…He said it meant “I wanna ***** YOu” And I’m dead ***** (serious)

  57. marsha62287

    To quote on of my favorite movies of the 90’s,”You ain’t gots ta lie, you ain’t gots ta lie…” Can we just take a moment at this time to discuss how like Akon T-Pain be lyin about his age too. Man says he was born in 1985 and currently just turned 23… more like 53. How come no one has said anything about this one yet? What a travesty…

  58. nahnah

    Bahama Mama:

    Maybe you should invest in a better monitor ’cause I see him pretty well on my screen.

    LMAO @ these self-hating *****es criticizing a brotha ’cause he dark.

    I bet some of y’all thank m*****a er’day for raping grannie and brightening y’all ignorant *****es up.

  59. nahnah

    Only a miracle can save you knee-grows, I effin’ swear.


  60. HE WAS BEING A KID AGAIN

    CHECK THIS OUT GO TO:www.my*****e.com/ilovemyfans

    FOR SOME REASON BEYONCE HAD THIS SONG REMOVED. LEAVE ME A COMMENT AND TELL ME WHY YOU THINK THIS SONG WAS REMOVED FROM MY*****E!!!


  61. He is such a DUMMY! How could he do that and not think it would come back to haunt him, and how the HELL does he plead NOT guilty when they got him on video? COME ON!!!!!

  62. Bahama Mama

    nahnah

    GO THAT WAY *****!

    that is all!

  63. nahnah

    haha – the truth hurts!

  64. szo

    he could be 20, 30 or 50 the ***** owns a diamond and *****s *****es every day and don’t even got time 2 check this site he’s 2 many millions…so while diss 2 him u don’t exist with said my words 2 akon are keep gettin money but u do need 2 invest in some baby oil, u look like scribbles on a chalk board *****!


  65. So pretty and sexy.I saw her in millonaire dating site “WealthyLoving.com”.Is she really report their sexy privacy photos in this site? So wonderful.

  66. *****y *****

    ***** y’all bossip wrtters for hating on our boy Akon…***** WHITES,***** USA…***** Y’ALL AT BOSSIP

  67. *****y *****

    ***** y’all bossip wrtters for hating on our boy Akon…***** WHITES,***** USA…***** Y’ALL AT BOSSIP

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