Akon is Only 34???

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, One-Time

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Akon showed up to court today to plead not guilty to charges of endangering a minor and harassment for body slamming a white kid at a concert. The parents of the boy have pulled out their Ezel “slippin on some soap” come-up game.

Some media outlets are reporting Akon’s age as 34 based on court documents. Damn, we thought he was pushin’ 40.

Comments

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumia_Abu-Jamal Sun Goddess

    That gal looks like she enjoying it. I feel like I need a quarter to see the rest of this.

  • TT

    Well he looks like it. He must be a pervert not wanting to acknowledge his age when he’s only 34

  • http://www.abovethespotlight.com cutie pie

    ha 34 my ass..maybe in dog years

  • Dalia

    Akon hasn’t seen 34 in about 15 years! He needs to sit his old ass down.

  • justme

    tHAT GIRL CHOSE TO GET ON THAT STAGE, AND HOW WAS HE SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT THAT WAS A PRECHERS KID? HE SHOULDA NEVA THREW THAT BOY THOUGH! WHAT GIVES THESE STARS THE NERVE? AND HIS ASS AINT NO 34 PALEEEZE!

  • Mr O Dot

    snakes age well

  • Kim

    I can’t stand Akon.

  • Mr O Dot

    zing!

    that was a Venom reference, by the way

  • feefee

    that red eyed bastard aint hardly 34…54 yeah

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Akon…*yawn*

    In other news, I didn’t know that Stephon Marbury’s dad died after the Knicks game last night. How sad…condolences to that family too!!

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumia_Abu-Jamal Sun Goddess

    That picture of Akon grinding with the teeny bop is PRECISELY the reason white women from England are going to Kenya for young men…but Akon ain’t young.

  • kai

    LOL I will have you folks know that Akon is born in 1981 according to sources like Wikipedia. And yes I agree with whomever said something about needing a quarter to see the rest of Akon and his shenanegans. That girl is trini so she loves to party no matter what age.. I would know I am one too…LMFAO @ age 54 though, you guys take things too far lol……

  • The Original Ebony

    This sh*t is accepted at white rock concerts,

    by white rock stars. When will n*ggas learn

    to learn to stay true to their own?

  • AND...

    Please tell me that is not the 14 year old girl everybody was talking about??? If I was her mother I would have beat the black off of her. Got her tatas all out and everything. I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about it.

  • famu

    who cares! But he was found to appear on a millionaire$celebrity dating club http://www.meetrich.com where Chairle sheen found some dates with hot girls.

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