Quote of the Day
Posted by Bossip Staff
Notice the ‘Lil Wayne Buys a Wedding Ring’ on the cover of Ozone Magazine. Bossip was the first media outlet to break news of Weezy’s engagement to actress Lauren London last week. Our favorite colorful character Weezy F. Baby is always choc full of interesting things to say.
Here is a quote from him in the sex issue of Ozone Magazine (notice he uses that “no homo” disclaimer once again):
If your phone rings during sex, do you answer?
Hell no. No. No! That’s not making love. That’s f*cking. F*cking is, [humping frantically, picking up the phone] “Hello!? Yeah, nigga!!! Man, you crazy!!” Nah, I wouldn’t answer the phone because I be screaming and everything. I’m sensitive, no homo. If you touch me, man. my sh*t is over-intense. I look at it as a blessing because it makes everything better.
What’s the craziest thing a girl has screamed out to you during sex?
There was this one girl that used to always scream “Aiy! Aiy! Aiy!” and nobody could figure out what it meant. But that was just a jumpoff. When you’re making love, nobody’s screaming. You’re just in each other’s ear breathing and shit. I don’t do that f*cking sh*t. I’m small, I mean, not my [d*ck] but my body, my legs and all that sh*t be hurting afterwards. I got a hernia and everything. My mama was like, “How did you get that” and the doctor said, “Well, it usually comes from strenuous activity. He probably was picking up heavy things.” My mama was like, “No, cause he don’t pick up a f*ckin’ thing. He’s straining by f*cking all them f*ckin’ girls,” tellin’ em, “That’s what you’re doing, having too much f*ckin’ sex.” So I’m layin’ there on the doctor’s table like, thanks, you might as well test me for AIDS now because she’s crazy. But naw, I don’t pound like that. That’s never been my thing. Animals f*ck like that. I’m not an animal. If you wanna be f*cked like an animal, go find a nigga that’ll f*ck you like that, cause I’m not gonna do it. Not gonna do it!
We also love the I’m little but not my d*ck disclaimer too.
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FIRST!!!!!!!LIL WAYNE LIL *****!YEAH THAT SOUNDS RIGHT!
He is the poster child for why everyone should get at least a high school education.
I didn’t see a “no homo” disclaimer.
LOL!!! This fool is crazy!!!
sorry covergirl, i beat you to the punch…better luck next time
” I’m little but not my d*ck ”
2 funny! LMAO
ALL I CAN SAY IS DAMN AND O MY GOD
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He is the poster child for why every woman should take birth control pills.
Well he did finish high school or have his GED at least. But I know he did attend college in Texas…
LMMFAO
did ya read tha tee?
I can not picture lil wayne with Lauren London.
lol……..son
he is so illiterate……I can’t believe that some women find him sexy…..WE GOT TO DO BETTER
hella funny! to and…the “no homo” disclaimer is in the answer to the question about answering the phone during sex. he said “i’m sensitive, no homo”.
Weezy for President!!!!
lmmfao this dude here just gets dumber and dumber…..
uhhhhhhh snickers, your gravatar is disturbing lmmfao
hey BOSSIP I guess you all don’t think that WEEZY is a coon?
you have no issues with the nonesense commin out of his mouth right?
“uhhhhhhh snickers, your gravatar is disturbing lmmfao”
so I take it you don’t like “Mr. Cherry Chocolate Rain”????
aahaaa hahaha
He and his mama are soooooo ghetto. Isn’t she the one that was telling him to get some girl pregnant so she’d have a baby to keep her company while he was touring or something crazy?!?! I might be wrong, but it seems like they are one interesting family…to say the least!!
LOL, he can’t really “f” cause he’d likely snap in two. Best line…”but my body, my legs and all that sh*t be hurting afterwards.” Poor lil man
that’s 99% more then I needed to know about half man/half beasts sex life….ewwww
Why is this man relevant these day’s? I don’t get it Who is he anyway? And any man talking about women in that manner is suspect this is NOT the 1st interview Bossip posted of this man where he overly references his MOTHER! WTF is wrong w/ these brothas today when will they GROW UP & why is this grown man going to visit his doctor with his MOMS?!
This is disturbing to say the least
“uhhhhhhh snickers, your gravatar is disturbing lmmfao”
so I take it you don’t like “Mr. Cherry Chocolate Rain”????
aahaaa hahaha
^^^^^ lmmfao it’s just creepy kinda like mr rogers you know he just wanna be ya friend and neighbor but it’s just some underlying ***** bout him that you can’t put ya finger on……..lmmfao ***** it the ***** scary, can you imagine having a nightmare bout that face…..
Whew! Thanks! I needed that laugh. This man is a str8 fool. Thanks Weez for just being dumb as hell!
He sets black men back. I am not laughing, either. I wish he would sit down and shut the ***** up!
LOL Tay is my dude LOL HA
but seriously I cant even read this gabage without SMH @ Lauren London. You got to be kidding me? I’m beginning to think Music Industry wifeys are on some OTHER sh*t. Maybe im late.
he’s still young & has a lotta growin’ up to do….I’m sure he’ll look back on all of his interviews one day & be embarr*****ed as hell!!!!
PURE COMEDY !!!!!!
“…you might as well test me for AIDS now because she’s crazy.”
WHAT???!!! You should get tested anyways…everyone and their mama KNOWS Weezy is a hoe. Who the hell is he tryin to fool? If you are fycking you should get tested…and in his case every damn month he should get tested.
Snickers!!! pls don’t make me chase you from post to post..pls….have mercy, be kind, tis the season for that you know lol you seem like a healthy minded person lol!! that gravy!!!!!
now I gotta pray to be set free from that image before I go to bed tonight..geez..lol
That is not a real black man. He is NOT to be idolized. Mother***** Lil Wayne, and his bull***** machismo!
I can’t even post about wayne b/c Tazondo whatev choco rain dude name is wipes my thought pattern clean! *chudney shudder*
And this magazine has Ray J on it, too; another reprehensible *****hole misrepresenting black men. He needs to shut the ***** up, too. No one will buy his CD. Washed up losers….
WHY!!! I can’t stop Laughing???
breathe bmama breathe…whoo
“I’m sensitive, no homo.”
Thank u weezyana….that was the funniest thing i read today…
@I Stay SMH
‘did ya read tha tee?’
I just saw that *****. LOLOLOLO.
@jsbabe
Okay thanks, guess I was looking tooo hard.
Dude looks like a gremlin!
As long as there’s dumb thug lovin black women out there, Weezy and Ray J will remain relevant. Most black women mistakes this sort of behavior with swagger, hense Weezy and Lauren London.
some things should REALLY just be kept to yourself.
I’m so tired of this NO HOMO stuff lol! IT’s makes it more obvious.
“Say dawg, look at those new boxers for Calvin Klein, they make that dude’s junk look big, no homo!”
{all the homies look over at that ONE dude, usually T-Pain}
WTF?!
“Dawg, I SAID ‘no homo’…that’s makes it ok”
PFFFFFFFF lol!!!!
He didn’t attend college previously. He is CURRENTLY attending college in TX and majoring in Psychology. A mess.
i just wanna say I’m sensitive…No homo
LMMFAO
lol..seriously i dont even have anything to say because i cant think due to laffing too hard…
I love *****es yall..no homo!
WAYNE IS LOOKING MORE MORE AND MO LIKE YOU THE RAT IN YA HOUSE OLE DRUNKIN THOWED OFF UNCLE RAT WITH CHEEZY TEEFUSSES..WITH LOCKS..AND SHADES..AND A CORNY ***** T-SHIRT
seriously though he looks like he took the small yellow bus to school
LMAO..wait just a damn min..im just seeing r-jay up in the corner tryin to be sessay with his dumb *****
Damn shame he will only be remembered as brandys lil brother…
“I ain’t lookin at his butt, I’m just admiring his back pockets, no homo”
“He wasn’t m*****aging me, mane, I just had a itch on my back that I couldn’t reach..and he was the only one in there, no homo”
Weezy I wanna tell u something…come here, lil closer…only speak when ur rapping, no more interviews, O-Kay?? thanks oh and LEAVE that sticky icky ALONE!
Tx.
he gone be like yea lets go to the hornets game that chris paul sure does look good in shorts…No Homo
It’s funny how they have Ray-J posted up in the big ‘0′ lol
RAY J…LOOKING GAY J
What the hell was his mother doing at the doctor’s with him? And I thought Baby raised him since he was 9. Where did the moms come in?
FineAsWine
RAY J…LOOKING GAY J
^^^ hold up wait a minute(LMAO) he’s not??? LOL
lol..lol @ tx
weezy like: “my ***** was thirsty so i let him take a drink from my straw..no homo”
B’mama
That’s how it works, ‘no homo’ is like the lil memory eraser thing in MEN in BLACK…you basically can say anything and no one remembers anything when you say ‘NO HOMO’ on the end….ex:
Prunes are my favorite foods…no homo.
Now go back and see if you remember what i typed without looking back and re-reading it?? EH??
now now weezy is young….with that being said you have to admit that this was just mad funny. how he gone put himself out there like that.
EWW Lil wayne and sex makes me wanna throw up in my mouth…I mean this nicca is DONE U.G.L.Y (despite what his shirt says) but can u imagine waking up and having to look at him…OH i think I did just throw up in my mouth…
MY ***** ITCH SOME TIMES WHEN I STICK MY FINGER IN IT…………..NO HOMO
i sleep in father birdmans bed at nite-no homo
Tx.. u said something bout chicken?? Right??? LMAO
No Homo
Bird, I think i read somewhere that his mama was in his life, not a WHOLE lot, but she was there. He said that b/c he was doing good in cl*****es and smart n’stuff that she didn’t know what to do with him, b/c there wasn’t alotta stuff available for smart kids in the hood..he dropped outta school and after awhile he met ‘Baby’, who took him under his wing and every since then he’s been stuntin like his daddy. real talk, lol
Lil wayne lines
i really wanna meet mike jackson and spend the night at his crib….no homo
SIGH!!! I’m from baton rouge, LA and I used to wonder why everyone else thought people from Louisiana were slow and ***** backwards. Now I know why! For others from other parts of the country and all around the globe, please know that this idiot is not a fair representation of us! YIKES
my fave movie is peter pan..something bout men in tights…no homo
LOL
Oh southern belle we know…didn’t lil wayne say he’s a martian?? no homo
LMAO
I LIKE DROPPING THE SOAP…NO HOMO!!;)
Please stop posting these foolish quotes by this child.
i love to watch men oil their bodies..no homo
Notch…{dazed expression} What you say??? I didn’t even remember.
See B’mama, it works! I can say anything I want lol!
FAW…i couldnt’ hear you, whatchu say??
SEE EVERYBODY…NO HOMO ERASES MEMORIES!!!!
Imma go rob a bank:
Me: Put all the money in the bag.
{slowly backs out with bag full of money}
Me: {shouts} NO HOMO, Y’ALL!!!!!!!
{runs, and everybody in hte bank is confused as to why their jewelry and clothes are missing}
See, if I were corrupt, I’d rob that bank, but I have JESUS! lol
Will RUNN! Run FAR FROM MARC ANTHONY ‘NEM! He’s a ZOMBIE…{whispers to will} You will do what I say…No homo!
I HAVE THE SOUNTRACK TO GREASE AND DANCE IN FRONT THE MIRROR TO IT…NO HOMO
does everyone know that Ne-yo and I are best friends..no homo
did i tell ya that we share purple lip gloss?? no homo of course
FineAsWine
I HAVE THE SOUNTRACK TO GREASE AND DANCE IN FRONT THE MIRROR TO IT…NO HOMO
^^^HAHAHAHA!!!!
@AND….
He’s the poster child for why not to drink during pregnancy….or do drugs.
Tx…u r silly!!! LOL
LOL@TXSHAWTY
225…
I agree and my face is frowned. Why would he think that’s ok to even speak that way. Celebrities are so slow. It’s a shame that LA gets misrepresented that way. Then he’s a student at U of H…in the psych program. What’s crazy is he usually stays out of gossip & rumors, still he’ll say something outlandish like that. Just slow…elf.
Why I can see him waking up first thing in the morning and yell out No Homo…just to set the pace for the day…
Yes, I agree with Southern Belle 225: Lil wayne does NOT speak for the people of Louisiana. My man is from N. O. and he is a genius. He doesn’t speak as retarded as Lil Wayne. I wish he would shut his crunchy-tooth-having ***** the ***** up!
haha, so fuc*king is a little to much work for weezy? Not suprised, he probably used to not doing any work at all, being Baby’s “bottom” and all. =oP
I should have p*****ed on reading this because the image of him f&*^ing is now etched in my brain..and I think i’m gonna be sick!
I AM FROM NEW ORLEANS…TRUE…. AND I AM SMARTER THAN A MUGGA FUGGA……………………
NO HOMO
me and al reynolds shared an icecream cone in the park..no homo
I LIKE TO PUT SPINGE CURLERS ON MY DREADS TO ADD A LIL BODY….
NO HOMO
I LIKE TO PUT SPONGE CURLERS ON MY DREADS TO ADD A LIL BODY….
NO HOMO
hol up a min, BOSSIP…
What iz ur “Quote of The Day?” Is it Lil’ Wayne or the cop’s widow in the Mumia post?
And, is it a coincidence both quotes made me want to take a shower and pray to GOD after I read them?
PURPLE HEADBANDS…………NO HOMO
why is eddie murphy so sessay to me..no homo
I LIKE THE TIGHT ***** T-SHIRTS BABY BUYS ME……..NO HOMO
Why I can see him waking up first thing in the morning and yell out No Homo…just to set the pace for the day…
^^^^
damn. that is hilarious, Bahama. Thanks for the LOL.
eff weezy for having on a old-navyesque shirt on
and double eff weezy for reminding me of bubba gump
LOL NOTCH……..WHY EDDIE DONT CALL ME BACK..NO HOMO
I JUST LIKE HIS MOVIES..EH HUM
Notch:
Shrimp Kabobs
Shrimp Stew
Shrimp Soup
Shrimp Salad
Fried Shrimp
Shrimp Sandwich
Shrimp and Beans
Baked Shrimp
Shrimp and Scallops
I have neva seen any1 chat so much *****, damn, he is a FOOL!! Shud def stick wiv rapping. Cant believe LL is wiv him, this just tells me the girl is stupid!!
fine as wine is a fool… no homo.
FAW..eddie did call him back!!…lmao…
“you wanna come and play with donkey??”
Oh ur welcome WeSSide…lol
Tx.. don’t be talking bout skrimps….u knows I loves me some skrimps
LOL @SCORPIO…….NO HOMO
Wut happened to trina. i thought trina and weesy were back together.
B’mama Me TOO GIRL! WHOO!!!!!!!!! {p.s. I can see you making the ‘what chu talkin bout willis’face when you said that….altho the real gary coleman would have a hard time MOVING his face, b/c ashy skin can cause a tight feeling in said ashy area, but I digress…}
GOTTDAMN!!!!
THIS ***** MUST OF BEEN SIPPIN’ ON WHAT EVER HE KEEP IN THAT STYROFOAM CUP BEFORE THIS INTERVIEW!
WAYNE NEED A CUP FULL OF REHAB!
NOTCH….LOL
WAYNE: ED-DIE CAN I PLAY WITH DONKEY
EDDIE: NO YOU CANT PLAY WITH MY DONKEY
WAYNE: WHY? I LIKE YOUR DONKEY.
EDDIE: WHAT YOU WANNA DO WITH MY DONKY
WAYNE: UHHHHHHHHHHHH ….NO HOMO
lil wayne is ugly and ignorant as all hell, but what’s even worse is that there’s women out there who are actually going to bed with this thing. just goes to show how stupid women really are.
bye guys…see yall lata!!
lol @ FAW
Bye B’mama!
Now ONE thing I won’t stand for…is the DEINNOCENTIZING (lol…I know that ain’t no word} of SHREK! lol
{draws line with foot}
Y’all done crossed the line!
{Notch steps over my line}
{nervously..} That was just the PRELIMINARY line, {draws second line with foot} THAT”s the real line.
{notch steps across it again}
What is it with you and lines, I’m just playin! lol
lol..lol at Tx
bye baby b!
BMAMA WAMMA
I like when Lauren licks around my a$$hole- no homo!!
Notch…I was just tryna test out my foot to see if I could draw lines with it, in the EVENT…{pats Notch on the arm to calm her down, nervous} dont be so serious..have FUN with life, not MINE, but yours lol
lol @ CubaLinda, I forgot about the ‘No Homo’ game, I thought you were one of those freaky, random, anonymous posters lol! I was like JESUS please paralyze that poster’s keyboard lol
lol @ cubalinda..thats the spirit…lol
lol..tx..girl i could squeeze u tight ur so adorable..no homo..lol
I got one question though…Who in the hell was you f*cking to get a hernia? Baby?
lol @ CubaLinda, I forgot about the ‘No Homo’ game, I thought you were one of those freaky, random, anonymous posters lol! I was like JESUS please paralyze that poster’s keyboard lol
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why did i spit out my water just now…lol
{big innocent smile}
Thanks Notch!
Don’t squeeze too hard, my inflated head might pop! lol j/k
How many times has this man been engaged & or married? He must be a sucker for love and weak for Pusy because he doesn’t seem to be able to hold shyt down. He must have charm out the azz because he is always bagging bad chicks. He looks like a monkey to me but if the charm is there then the looks don’t matter.
lol he/she woulda been typing those long posts but when they look on the screen, there’s nothing there…BOOM Jesus paralyzed that keyboard! mhm lol
lol @ Karma, but yea that’s true…charm is *****…{a ***** flood puckah, that is}
lol @ Jesus paralyzing the keyboard…lol…lol
So… I’m confused! 1st he says he’s sensitive and screams, but then he says people ony scream when they are f*cking… and he doesnt do that cuz he makes love…
WOMEN HAVE THIER BELLY TO SLEEP WITH LIL WAYNE…THAT MEANS THEY’RE REALLY LOW TO LET THIS TRASH GO UP INSIDE OF THEM…WOMEN LETTING ANY KIND OF MAN GO UP INSIDE THEIR VAGINA..LADIES THEY’RE NOT SELLING VAGINAS AT THE LOCAL STORE SO YOU NEED TO BE MORE SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU LET COME ON TOP OF YOU..BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY THIS DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING THIS IS JUST TRASH WITH MONEY..LAUREN LONDON HAVE HER BELLY TO SUCK A ***** THAT WAS IN SUPERHEADS *****..
I told PCF that everybody in my life keeps leaving me (P3, 504, b’mama, etc), she talkin about, ‘i won’t leave you, God willing’…Then BAM no more replies from PCF…i was like dang guess THAT wasn’t in God’s will lol.
I LIKE TO DO KEGAL EXERCISES IT HELPS TO TIGHTEN MY *****!!
NO HOMO
LIL WAYNE PROMISES ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIAGE JUST TO MAKE THEM THINK HE’S SERIOUS AND THEN AFTER HE SPLASHES OFF A COUPLE OF TIMES AND HE’S TIRED OF THEM THEN HE’LL MOVE ONTO SOMEONE ELSE AND FEED THEM THE SAME STORY. AND THESE STUPID WOMEN FALLING FOR THIS FOOLERY AND TAKING OFF THEIR PANTIES…ANY OLD KIND OF STUPID MAN, WOMEN TAKING OFF THEIR PANTIES FOR…
Lauren London is a groupie hoe for hooking up with this one…yea he’s rich but c’mon a girl has got to have some standards!!!
lmao @ Ray “Hey” nestled inside the big O
STOP IT RIGHT NOW SHAWTY…
I WAS RIGHT WITH YOU IN THE “ROOM” AND I WAS TALKING ***** ABOUT WAYNE ON THIS POST!
DON’T GO THERE!
I THINK I CAN DO AT LEAST TWO THINGS AT ONCE BUT, NO MORE THEN THAT OK?
LMAO!
i enjoy suckling on baby’s titays…umm..i mean Lauren’s…ahhh..never mind… no homo!
{holds small palms up}
WHOA WHOA WHOA! PCF…take that pill that is chill lol
Relax. Relate. Release. Say it with me, Whitley!
Notch, Txshwty:
I had to get in that game yall, it seemed like fun…
lol Mahogany {hands you a ‘free whoopin’ p***** for your comment} That’s buy one get one free, you may wanna keep up with that lol.
Notch LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No problem, Cuba, do ya thang! lol
LAURENT LONDON BETTER HOPE THINGS WORK OUT WITH HER AND THIS TRASH, BECAUSE WHAT DECENT MAN WOULD WANT HER AFTER THEY SEE SHE HAS TRASH LIKE THIS GOING UP INSIDE OF HER…..WHEN YOU LAY DOWN WITH DOGS ALL YOU GET IS FLEES….
I LIKE CLEAR POLISH ON MY TOENAIL…NO HOMO
I used to love dancing to Siquo’s Thong Song- no homo!!
SWEET MINTY JESUS WIPE ME DOWN WITH A BABY WIPE.
WOOOOOOO SAAAAAAHHHHHH
OK I’M CALM!
SORRY.
I LIKE TO SIP FROM MY STYROFOAM CUP WITH MY LIL PINKY POINTED OUT(AT YOU BABY)
NO HOMO
i love when my homeboys give me weggies..no homo!
LMAO @ my girls Notch, Bmama, and TxShawty…no homo
I am roflmbfao!!! TOO FUNNY!
My bad….can’t forget u FAW! Sheesh……isn’t it time for ya’ll to go home now?! LOL This post capped off my boring ***** day at work!
TRAYCEE,,,,WHAT ABOUT ME??
Trayceee hey!!!!!1
And you know I’m looking at this clock! 30 minutes seem to go by the fastest when you’re watching your favorite show lol…but at place you don’t wanna be??? Time wanna act like a one-legged elderly person on a walker! WHYYYYYY?! lol j/k no offense to any one-legged elderly…I kid, i kid
ms 305, i agree 100 percent with you
hiya traycee!!!
IN MY BEST MADEA VOICE LIL BOY U BETTA SAT DOWN he sounds dumb as hell and that no homo thing works fa real that ish is freaky
Notch
i enjoy suckling on baby’s titays…umm..i mean Lauren’s…ahhh..never mind… no homo!
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Goddamn! lmao
Hi ladies! FAW, I mentioned u because I forgot u in the 1st post. Ya’ll dont know how much ya girl needed that laugh!
AHNK…i told y’all, just say ‘NO HOMO’ after anything you don’t want ppl to remember, it works! lol
If your phone rings during sex, do you answer?
Hell no. No. No! That’s not making love. That’s f*cking. F*cking is, [humping frantically, picking up the phone] “Hello!? Yeah, *****!!! Man, you crazy!!” Nah, I wouldn’t answer the phone because I be screaming and everything. I’m sensitive, no homo. If you touch me, man. my sh*t is over-intense. I look at it as a blessing because it makes everything better.
Baby: I can’t wait to take this little nicca back to the crib tonight (no homo)
Ahhhhh sooky sooky na-uh! ‘Sun’ done joined in lol!
I actually bust out laughin reading his stuff. I could feel him though, after a while, monkey sex gets tired and boring, but some of the things hes saying screams ***** and homosexual and extremely talkative. Some things you JUST DONT SAY!!
I like havin sex with dark skkkinned jiggaboos, no homo, heh, heh.
lol @ Sun Goddess
Baby: I can’t wait to take this little nicca back to the crib tonight (no homo)
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I WAS JUST ON TMZ THEY HAVE FOOTAGE OF LIL WAYNE IN LA YESTERDAY AND HE SAID HIS NEW PROJECT IS WORKING ON WOMEN AND HE GOT SOME GIRLS TELEPHONE NUMBER…LAUREN GOOD LUCK TO YOU WITH THIS TRASH…
@ Txshawty
I’m laminating that !!!
AND HE LOOKS LIKE A DRUNKEN FOOL ALWAYS CARRYING A CUP IN HIS HAND DRINKING SOMETHING..WHERE CAN YOU TAKE THIS FOOL..HE CANNOT GO TO ANY DECENT RESTAURANT OR ANY WHERE DECENT WHERE YOU HAVE TO TAKE SOMEONE..HE’S AN EMBARR*****MENT..I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY HE HAS HE REMINDS ME OF FLAVOR FLAV WITH ALL THE FOOLERY..
when me & baby share popcorn at the movies, our hands touch…….no homo
(I know, I’m late as *****!) LMAO
daaaaamn!! I just HAVE to ask……
RUTHLESS…have you had a run-in or a bad experience with Weezy????
I go to the gym er’day, I dont work out, I’m too lil’ for that *****, I just like to spot my boys and hold the towels- no homo!!
He has the body of a 13yr old boy, with the face of a chimp. I just don’t see sex appeal when I look at this man. Lauren if you are reading this,it’s just jokes baby, if you love em, more power to you Aiy, Aiy Aiy…no homo…pause! LMAO
Snickers, my momma said I cant play with you no mo’ if you keep bringing yo creepy brother with you!!
What man holla during sex(*****es) Most men don’t talk during sex, a little moan hear and there is okay, but he saying he be screaming, WTF. I guess baby big ***** hitting from the back causes all of that damn screaming from the little ape. eieiei…LMAO
Weezy …NEXT!
Me and my daddy got matching tattoos…no homo!
Baby holla during sex cause he’s sensitive…no homo!
Off topic…what was Tay Zonda thinking about when he posed for that picture?
Help! I laugh everytime I see that picture!
TRACEE…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO
“If you wanna be f*cked like an animal, go find a ***** that’ll f*ck you like that, cause I’m not gonna do it. Not gonna do it!”
No. You’ll just look like one…..
Hey txshawty!!!
u r insane!
BY BOOTY TINGLE WHEN I WATCH BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN……………….
NO HOMO
MY NOT BY OOPS
NO HOMO
LMAOOOOOOOOO @ FAW!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CubaLinda
Snickers, my momma said I cant play with you no mo’ if you keep bringing yo creepy brother with you!!
girl stop playin!! you know you can’t resist him & all his creepyness!!……you too Sun Goddess!!
My eyes are crossed because FAW’s tongue (gravatar pics ppl) is hitting that spot!…..no homo lmaooooooooooo
I AM GLED YOU STILL WIT ME TRACEE!!!!
LOL
Girl, I am about to roll out. I was supposed to be gone like 1/2 an hour ago! LOL
LMAO@TRACEE
MY EYES ARE BUGGIN CAUSE TRACEE MAN (gRAVATAR) IS THE SEXIEST “G” ALIVE….
NO HOMO
AWW TRA
I GOTTA STOP BEING LATE!!!!
TEE DEE DEE
lol……I’ll try to catch ya’ll tomorrow at the spot! ttyl
Oooh damn I just got the other part of the Ozone interview that bossip didn’t print.
How does Baby romance you?
Well , one time I was coming home from the studio and I saw these banana slices all over the floor that led all they way to his room. Once I got in there I jumped up and down a little bit to shake off the leaves from my fur coat cause the jungle is a *****…no homo pause. So I then I look up and baby is on the bed motioning for me to come over I went over there and then rolled over, and it was popping from there, Me and baby get down…it was so good he was saying I the #1 stunna, and I was screaming Weezy F. Baby please say the baby….no homo pause.
If your phone rings during sex do you anwer it pt.2?
Yeah got to, cause it be that ***** karrine, calling to suck my d*ick, I write one song about the *****(prostitute) and she call me non-stop. Then I got Lauren, that is my baby…we getting married and stuff so she calling me about weddding plans, then Trina call me wanting me to hit it, I got to tell her not to night…baby want to…no homo pause.
Weezy Are you really a chimp?
It’s funny you ask, when me and baby sexing, I be screaming out eieieei…weezy F. Baby please say the baby. I can’t control it, it just comes natural to me. Eieieei…there it go again…no homo pause.LMAO
I got to much time on my hands, Lauren if you are reading this these is just jokes baby…no homo pause!
I Love Wayne dont you know he makes the off the wall comments for reactions like yours in reality he’s very smart and studying psycology.
Ooooh oooohh oooh aaaah aaaahhh…….no homo!
Just Another Opinion…….you are a certified *****!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO no homo!!!!!!
I’m OUT!!! no homo lmaoooooooooooo
Y’all have me seriously cracking up! Too much! TOO MUCH!
Oh Lil Wayne…why? Why?
BYE TRACEE!!:(
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YOU SONNOFAMUGGA…YOU GOT ME ROLLIN
IMMA LET YOU WEAR MY CROWN FOR A DOLLA NINTY-FIVE…LOL…YOU LITTERALLY HAVE MY EYEZ A POPPIN..HEEEHEE
Aiy Aiy Aiy!!!!!
weez a damn fool.
Hey fine as wine, I was just having FUN, that’s all. I am really cool peoples, I can be an ***** sometimes too, but we all can. LOL
i guess bossip was wrong about the engagement cause it was confirmed that he’s not engaged..and lil wayne is crazy lmao..i cant say i dont like readin wat he has to say..
Just Another Opinion
UZZ MY NEWEST BESTESTEDEST FRIEND…LMAO!!
RAY J! COME ON GET A LIFE, REALLY!
@ i love…’Snickers’
WHAT KIND OF BOOTY-MONKEYNESS IS YOUR PICTURE…..LM.MUH-FU.AO!!!!
I THOUGHT I WAS UNIQUE
@ Just another Opinion…you had me straight trippin boo…i was tearing up
ROTFLMAO!!!!
They need to put this creature back in its cage and stop putting it on magazine covers
ewwwwww [shaking]
lol see even if he is the “best rapper alive”, which he isn’t how could you like this guy? lol there is no difference between him and flava flav. He’s a walking minstrel show. Jay-z is someone you could actually kick it with, like your uncle or your cool older brother. It’s almost like Jay-z and Method Man are brothers. The two coolest cats on the block. People who don’t even smoke want to puff a blount with them. Lil Wayne is just a joke. He’s always got a cup in his hand, sippin syrup like an idiot. Mid-day this ***** got a cup in his hand? WTF! Anyways Lil Wayne is in Miami and he’s one them “brothers” that get caught up. Florida *****s be on that white boy ***** hard, taking prescription pills and what not. Lol I don’t even smoke, but I can understand the appeal. Sippin syrup and doing the pills he be doing is just crossing that line that white boys cross and that’s trying to kill yourself.
Shaking My God Damn Head
he is cool. he just posted his new album on on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com ,many fans found it there.
this negro, is played out as well as his bumble gum songs. Nothing about him is real, it’s all a show and it’s the pre-teen and rich w**** kids who buy into his and other “cRappers” bull *****.
I STROKE AND CHOKE…………………………………………..NO>>>HOMO
@ Just Another Opinion you need your own damn comic script that was funny as hell.
LOL @ BANANA SLICES THAT ***** IS TOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!What the hell!!
lol lol i luv him!
@ kai
Thanks, kai I can’t stop laughing either.
HAhaha That mess was funny thanks for the laugh
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All I can say is *dear god* while shuddering.
Dam and I thought Lauren London was normal 8-(
FAW, you had me rollin…
‘Snickers’…get a new picture. Not flattering.
daaamn!! why he (my gravie) can’t get no love today??
First off….I love Lil Wayne!!!
But I really wanted to comment on the Weak @$$ Ozone magazine…I paid for a one-year subscription in January of 2007(I was trying to support a southern entity) after they took my money I got ONE d@mn issue!!! Don’t get me wrong that was a fi @ss issue, but where the rest of dem eleven $hits @!?!?!
YO! WAT DIZ DUDE MEANS IZ DAT HIS ***** IS TOO FCKIN SMALL….. HEY COM 2 GHANA IMMA INCREASE DA SIZE OF YA ***** 4YA WEEZY.
@Just Another Opinion- U got me CREASING in my chair at work!! Damn, I was laughin too hard!! The banana slices…the Weezy F.Baby, please say the baby!!! That was sum funny *****! U need ur own comedy slot for real!! I thought the MJB Imposter was special but u got sumthin!!! Nah, ur script was so funny it was scary, cos I can actually SEE that happening wiv Weezy and Baby, uuuurrrrggghhhh, I want to throw up my danish pastry…..
THIS ***** WAS DISGUSTING AND HILARIOUS
there are records that show weezy married baby in 2006 in vegas.
A question was asked… why is he relevant? First I know you took the time to read the article. Then you took the time to post..? Now ask yourself again why is he relevent and maybe you can answer that yourself. All you mf got something to say but your doing the same thing. Reading on Weez daily and dont know why. Hate em but you love em. Now this is comedy.
Hernia? He means hemroid? lmao.
All you hating ***** IDIOTS do when you run off at the mouth is make my homeboy sell another million records. All you stupid Mother*****ers do is sit back and try to kill peoples character. I bet neither one of you bithches got *****. ***** you. What’s up LOUISIANA.
When are folks gonna stop listening to this nutty-***** tree monkey!!!??? It’s obviously his common sense that he carries around in that damn white cup.
***** all yall *****es who hatin on WEEZY F. BABY!
HE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE!!!!!!
@ NOTCH Dec 3, 2007 – 3:44 pm:
no u din’t put this character on the ‘TWINKIE?”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT THE “TWINKIE BUS.!!!!!” for Special ed kdzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!”"”"”"”"LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man that ***** gay, they already got the video that bossip broke on immortal technique video on youtube
he sensitive,lol
he had to say no homoe
because
THAT IS HOMO
weezy f baby is tha shiznit
U MOST NOT NO MS 305 WAUNES IS SMATER THAN U HE IS A MAGENT STUDENT WANT MCMAIN
whats with all da hating, all u boushy *****es on here riding on da *****, 4 what? he getting geap, *****ing hoes, and living lyfe, why hate? half of yall probably wonna be in lauren shoes, “educated *****es” think yall 2 good 4 da world dats why most of yall fall asleep 2 a “zmmmmmmm”, go get laid and have a good day
stong black man, are u serious? da same jay who taken shots at wayne then asking him for his songs(hello bx) respect dat nicca hustle, 77 hottest songs in 07, dats like 7 of jay-z played out albulms, da best rapper alive, since da best rappers done died…
lil wayne is the *****!!! im happy for his new engagement causz i love lauren & wayne!!! i hope they last a long time! fuq the haters thats wat i say
YO! DAT ***** IZ OFF DA *****IN’ CHAIN! HE NEED REHAB!LIKE BRITNEY & AMY(WINEHOUSE)