so nasty. smh

WOW. THAT JUST MADE MY DAY.

Lol I honestly thought she should have been on the pole, but thank goodness shes a singer lol…

ok…is THAT her real hair???? I like it that way..w/no extensions! NO HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WeSSide why does that avi remind me of New Yorks mom lol..? Im sure someone pointed that out before. No homo lol!

SMDH!

HER SHAVED COOCHIE IS SHOWING!!!!!!!! WOW!

i’ve seen Bey on the pole..and she don’t do know crazy stuff on the pole like the strippers..so men save your fantasties..lol..but yea this girl never stops i can’t believe she released a DVD and her tour is still going on damn girl!

what was she thinking giving everybody a peep show of her kitty kat that aint cool

@kai…first time! i usually get Lil” Wayne or for those who know me, members of my family!

Oh yeah. she’s definately classy. I can’t for the life of me figure out why TMZ called her a robo ho.

“Got celebutantes showin’ their kitty cats” (c) Jay-Z

LOL!

@ weezy

they use Bey and Rihanna to get more views and post because people love and them and hate them..lol..esp the bey stans always bringing her name up and calling her pon de forehead to compare her to bey..lol

Nice. I’ll leave it at that.

she really need to wear under garments.

She might as well do Playboy at this point

we have seen all her stuff

yall hoes stay losing, hating on something greater than you. and for all the talk about sorry brothas yall broads stay losing once again because you spend your whole day worrying about “celeb gossip”, when you probably dont know anything about the political climate right now and your ass probably dont vote anyway….why dont you get interested in something other than what beyonce, jay-z or the daily swirl.

OK, I guess I’m just a nasty b&^*#…..no homo……cuz I clicked on the pic! LMAO……no homo

(blinks) I have no idea what I saw (lying)

Her stock is going up!

B phone

B diapers

B keyboards

B beer cans

B babydolls

B talking Kelly Rowland doll. “Can I carry your luggage” Luv Kelly thou, these just jokes!

Still thinks she need to sit down, only problem with her!

@ Kai…

now that u mention it…

@ breeze lol, what is your purpose on here lol??

Dear Mary J,

Welcome back!!!

all my love,

lacyd

You can see more of Beyonce crotch at richromance.com!

Ok, I love Bey, but COME ON! I’m just wondering what these Celebs are thinking when their picking the outfits they’re performing in. They KNOW they’ll be busting ALL kinds of moves, so why not prepare for these little mishaps????

lol

And y’all call this nasty hooch showing her cooch classy? Is she a musician or a pole dancer?

She looks drunk, stupid, and silly. What a waste.

WTF….IS THIS COOCHIE SEASON!!!!!!

DAMN…LET ME MAKE SURE MY ZIPPER IS CLOSED…LOL

I likey likey

hi

That picture makes me HUNGRY!!!! BON Apetit

ok…can we all agree, whether or not we care for this performer…that we all looked at her cooter and now we are better people because of it?

No?…ok..how about we all looked at her cooter?

Kinda like drivin’ by a bloody car accident or sneaking a peek at someone’s scar after a major operation.

no homo*doesn’t look like like its burnin*no homo

UM, COULDN’T SHE FEEL A BREEZE ?? NO HOMO

clearly i see some vajayjay in this picture..damn

This might sound perverted but…. i wish they could have got a little bit closer… looks good though… and with saying that shout out to jay the luckiest hustler that ever made it…

K.ola……..I think you shoulda put a “no homo” disclaimer behing that one! LOL (j/k)

LOL @ the following comments..

You can see more of Beyonce crotch at richromance.com!

That picture makes me HUNGRY!!!! BON Apetit

WTF….IS THIS COOCHIE SEASON!!!!!!

DAMN…LET ME MAKE SURE MY ZIPPER IS CLOSED…LOL

And y’all call this nasty hooch showing her cooch classy? Is she a musician or a pole dancer?

She looks drunk, stupid, and silly. What a waste.

She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich,com? I heard of this around the internet.

Beyonce know what she is doing! she is a real classis lady I don’t thank so!

nasty as hoe, I can’t believe people think she is a epitome of class.

smh tisk tisk tisk

Is that what I think it is?????

co-sign Baby Please

Can we really get “Something for the ladies”?

MAKES MY MOUTH WATER…

Thanks for the mental picture KAI!!!!!! no homo

Ok, I am Bey fan but DAMN. WTH is going on? I know she knew what dances she was going to do with what costume. Why not leave this one for a longer dress or turn away from the audience? SMH @ beyonce. You’ve let me down homie

Face it. Every man (STRAIGHT MAN) wanted to see Beyonce. Keep it real!

Oh My!

I guess if singing didn’t work out for her we kno what her “other” job would be…

Now comming to the stage….”GOLDEN SASHA”!!!! and she only accept big bills fellas!

@ Oh F@ck That

when i said:

ok…is THAT her real hair???? I like it that way..w/no extensions! NO HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…i meant her hair down THERE!

NO HOMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOO!!!

someone please get the chick some bigger draws. me no likey.

LMAO at Baby Please

LMAOOOOOOOOO @ Oh F@uck That and her explanations of how Bey’s cootie should look! LMAOOOOOOO That DEFINITELY deserved a “no homo” disclaimer! You shoulda “no homo’d” all through that damn thing…….no homo

Damn, we finally able to see jayz’s lil piece of heaven,lol, He seems like it’s a good place to be, lol!! Thanx for dat pics, get us some more if ya can!

Kai got a dirty mouth. I like it though!

I agree 504 okay I know she felt a some dayum wind, you cannot tell me she didnt fell air hittin her crotch (no homo) I personally think she wanted her cooch to be seen, she had to outdo Ashanti whose crotch shot was questionable, but this removes all doubt,,, but seriously do you see any male performers with their penis ‘accidently’ fallin out the boxers???

And everyone is always saying that she is so classy and such a good example for other young women. What a joke! Beyonce is a step away from hooker Riri which makes no sense because she can sing.

Kai…..I aint effin w/ ya nasty flippity flap ass!!! no homo

@WeSSide you are truly a fool lol NO HOMO…Well Ill have you know the cooter is better shaved than looking like a reject cooter lol NO HOMO!

@Bahama Mama these broke clowns couldnt afford Beyonce she would have to cater to the president or some high society circle NO HOMO! Thats where the real bucks come in NO HOMO!

And for the stans, no I DO NOT wish to be Beyonce in this pose NO HOMO! I would love her money though NO HOMO! I would buy some fitting attire NO HOMO!

Today must be ” Crotch Wedesnday”!

she might as well pose for playboy. there isn’t any part of her that we haven’t seen. this was nasty though. i know she felt the cool air on her cooch!

Wow! @ Traycee-going to look at Kells video NOW! Rather see that than this NO HOMO! I gone and I DONE with this too lol NO HOMO!

WOW!!! That is a beautiful sight there….

Nah, I didn’t go back to look at the video. For some reason, it’s etched in my cerebellum! LMAO

LADIES, LADIES, LADIES….YALL ACTING LIKE YOUR COOCH NEVER JUST “UP AND FELL-OUT” IN PUBLIC BEFORE…..SMH

Dayum Traycee you gots a hella of a memory ther gurl, okay but thats one peen fallin out the boxer compared to how many cooch shots?? I personally hate rsmelly, but Imma ‘investigate’ the video on youtube lmao

@ DROCK……..yep, I sure did…when I was born! Haven’t done it since and doubt that I ever will. lol

@ VIP…very true. But, while it doesn’t actually fall out, you see a very nice imprint. Ya know who else gave REALLY nice imprints??? Jamie Foxx. Go back and look at some of those episodes. He used to wear tight ass pants that showed ALLLLLLLLLLL his glory. Whew LAWD! Especially the episodes in the last two seasons….whew chil’……..no homo

SHYT, what am I saying….ALL HOMO!!!!!!!!! LMAO

…looks yummy.

Traycee dont 4 get half on a baby video too,,, that dayum perv RSmelly

M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

That picture makes me HUNGRY!!!! BON Apetit

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just got a roast beef sammich…. in honor of this pix.

BEY isn’t a bad person. She is not a classy woman all the time, but she seems to be a sweet person who loves her family. As far as being about her business and ambition, she is a good example to women. As far as to being an example to little girls, not so much. Girls might get confused about it because Bey is always doing borderline stripper type stuff (of course because sex sells, but Dang!)

Now THAT’s a CLASSY lady!

Oh yeah ! These women know ther cooch is gonna show when they wear this stuff. They enjoy the power of making men in particular and some women go crazy.

VIP……..dang, I dont even remember that video! I was too busy focusing on I Believe I Can Fly! LMAO

@ AND……..you stoopid! LOL

Do those Brazilian waxes hurt?

Wait! Was that really her coo-coo? Oh Lawd, I shoulda read the captiion first! WHYYYY!!! I thought the post was about her wig game! Oh my goodness, I am SO scarred right now!

Traycee one more honorable mention is Seal with his pet anaconda, dayum how the heck can I forget that one???????

lol

She probably doesnt realize someone actually got a shot of that!! Bee is the girl and Alicia Key-less is no match on the talent side, the $$ side fo’sho’….she reserved because her talent is limited to singing out of key and playing the piano!! I said it!

what you expect, she’s on a pole.

WTF?

K.ola

This might sound perverted but…. i wish they could have got a little bit closer

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ask or google “zoom tool download”. 250% should do. uh….. s.. so i heard.

oh… no homo!

I know I’m not up on the lingo but what does SMH mean????

Traycee on 1/2 on a baby video, R was wearing some loose fitting pajamas, wind blowing on his body and he had an obvious hard on and whenever it aired on BET they had one big a$$ blurr over the peen, not saying they should have shown it, but they show things much worse on BET that a hard peen thru some pajamas lol

She is seen the slit ass or not? Lol

It is a slit, but this very up to be the ass … Or not … Lol

Please tell me it’s a photoshop job, not Beyonce, damn!

Well I am disappointed but she is only human, and it’s not like she did it on purpose, but whoever did her costuming should be fired.

I mean sylist are supposed to think about things like that.

tisk, tisk.

OMG!!!

I hate when my coot falls out when I am at work!

I be like, “oh sh*t, not AGAIN….!”

VIP……….ur right, I forgot ALL ABOUT sexci ass SEAL!!!

And, ya know what, it might’ve been that video and not the I Believe I Can Fly. He was wearing all white, right? Whew!!!

honestly i want to like her, and i did when i was younger, but with ish like this. really!? how can people refer to her as a “black queen”, role model, or “the hottest chick in the game”? what game? the “ho sit down cuz you’re making a fool of yourself” game by Milton Bradley? and what’s worse is that this not the first time i’ve seen her exposing her shaved poon trap.

just sayin’.

@TRAYCEE…U CRAZY…(AND U GET MY COMMENTS)

HERE WE GO AGAIN:

@AND…WTF U MEAN WTF I MEAN????? I DON’T HAVE NO TWIG AND BERRIES!!!!!!!!! DAYYYYUMMM…..

LOL @WESSSIDE…..MY FRIENDS COOCH FEEL OUT IN TARGET…NO, FOR REAL…

LOL…….I got u girl!

she knew what she was doing…she’s going thru some major problems with jay and showing the next man what’s up….mark my word….mark your calendars…they will be finished by spring!….maybe even b4 then…she’s going to leave him…he’s going to be crushed!

Traycee yeah I think thats the one you were thinking about…on the I believe I can fly video is him in a field and basically directing a choir, but the 1/2 on a baby vid is etched in my mind forever, I didnt have to go back and watch that one so Im pretty sure thats the million dollar peen shot you were speaking of lmao!!!!

yea VIP………that’s the video then. Hell, I might’ve gotten the video wrong, but I’ll be dammed if I forget that scene. I made sure to NEVER EVER miss that video when it came on! Then, he bent back while he was singing to make that ish poke out just a lil bit mo’. LMAO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

@ DROCK

MY COOT ALWAYS FALLS OUT AT TARGET!!!!!!

I thought it was just me…

hey, lemme ask u something, do u or ur friend’s coot fall out right before it rains or a heavy wind storm. No homo…just askin…

@ Wesside……….WTF?!?!?!?! no homo

this is so disappointing. hopefully she shows the ass & titays before its too late.

That is the prettiest kitty I’ve ever seen. No blemishes, dark spots or dents…Its looks brand new…Give me a month with it and I’ll have it looking all beat up like it’s suppose to look…

WeSSide you really reaching aint you lol that is too funny!?!?! NO HOMO

LOL @ Black Friday yall mofos are sick lol

@DROCK

@AND…WTF U MEAN WTF I MEAN????? I DON’T HAVE NO TWIG AND BERRIES!!!!!!!!! DAYYYYUMMM…..

I didn’t mean it like that, sorry homie.

@ Kai

Kai…Kai..K…what r we gonna do? u gotta laugh to keep from crying!

NEVER would i c a cicely tyson, ruby dee, lena horne or the supremes to mention but a few, up there on stage with their bald cooter waving, “hi.” Mistakes do happen…but how can anyone tell me she didn’t rehearse in this outfit b4 hand. I’m thinkin’ someone thought those cooter cutter shorts were a good look. and please, by the light of JESUS, encrypt these words in the shield of NO HOMO!!!!!!

PCF…….I had to see too! I guess curiosity killed the “kat”. no homo

(LOOKING)

@ DROCK I mean lets be real. You would examine both inner and outer labia flip flaps and try to make the best assessment on whos snatch looks the best LMFAO! It really is a boring day.

NO HOM’

If you can’t go two sentences without announcing you’re “no homo,” you have more issues than National Geographic.

It couldn’t get any downer or lower in here if RuPaul walked in…

@ DROCK, maybe you would lol. NO HOMO. Yes WeSSide, she had to have rehearsed…

@WeSS, aint nuttin wrong with a bald cooter. As long as its under wraps it should be just fine lol..NO HOMOSEXUAL LOL.. I feel bad for the homos that have to come on here seeing “NO HOMO” after every sentence lol..

THAT SHYTE IS SO DISGUSTING!!

PLUS SHE DANCING AROUND AND SHYTE…PROBABLY SMELL LIKE HOT COOKED FISH!!

WEAR SOME UNDERWEAR UNDER A COSTUME, YOU UNSANITIZED NASTY FCUK!!

@squomp

Yo man thats filet mignon

Oh F@ck That!!!

@ AND…Drock is a female lol.

Ooooops, sorry Drock.

@AND…WE COOL HOMIE….

@KAI…..THERE WAS NO EXAMINATION OF ANY FLAPS …JUST LOOKING AT WHAT ACTIVITY THEY BOTH WERE DOING WHEN THEIR COOCHES “JUST HAPPEN TO FALL OUT”..TAKE ASHANTI…SHE WAS TRYNIN TO SING ON STAGE…SHE NEW THAT DRESS WAS TO DAMN SHORT….NOW WIT BEY, HER ASS WAS JUST WORKING HARD AS HELL ON THAT POLE..DANCING, SINGING, SWINING THAT LACE FRONT…HER COOCH JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN ALL THAT……(WHY AN I STILL TALKING BOUT COOCHES???) IM DONE…

lol

AND FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW, BRAZILLIANS DONT HURT AFTER THE THIRD TIME.

IF IT DOES FOR YOU, THEN THE PERSON DOING IT, AINT DOIN IT RIGHT!!

^^^ Isn’t the first time painful enough for you to never do it again?

How long does it last?

Okay,I’m coming up for air…Now am I really seeing a pic of Bey’s va-jayjay?!??! Say it ain’t so!! Wow, do they ever rehearse in the actual outfits they’re gonna wear on stage. Hmm, I’d ask Mary but right now, she’s probably still pissed at me.

Damn Beyonce,

Does she not realize that when she dances and does stuff like this that it makes her look trashy?? Beyonce is a trip…and to think they had a problem with TMZ when they called her outfit a RoboHo outfit. She needs to re-evaluate her momz making her outfits. Perhaps if her butt pad wasn’t so big, her panties would have stayed in place. Nice shave though….

BTW, *snickering at Chi mi* for complaining about our resident psycho. Girl, it’s not that serious, ignore her or simply tell her to STFU and keep it moving. *shrugging*

@ kai

You are funny as hell. If Beyonce was to ever read this, Do you think she would be upset. I’m a guy, so its cool with me that she had a “COSTUME MALFUNCTION”.

And, I don’t mean to, but I’m ROFLMAO at the image of you and your homemade wax job…”just started rocking and sweating. I was in there for like 2 hours just trying to get it off.”

Say what you want panties or no panties Beyonce is still the greatest singer alive and the classiest woman in the business. There is no one better than her and there never will be.

FINALLY!!!!!!!

@ AND……….LMAO (I can’t even type anything else) LMAOOOOOOO

@Just Sit And Be Pretty

It’s cool. I laugh every time I think about it. I don’t know how these woman are doing this ish on a regular. Neva, eva, eva, eva, again.

Ms 305

And everyone is always saying that she is so classy and such a good example for other young women.

^^^^^^

OMG !!! LMAO !!! (IN MY BEST KING JAFFE JOFFER’S VOICE) WHO TOLD YOU THAT !?!?!?!?!?

EXCUSE ME YA’LL WHILE I STUFF MY COOCH BACK INTO MY UNDIES…GEEZ I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS !

@ “costume malfunction”

And how many of these have she had in the past year? Didn’t she have one a few months earlier when her booty or something was hanging out and then the other time when her breast popped out, then she fell down the stairs. I’m saying these malfunctions are are happening to frequently, maybe she needs a break…

@Chi mi

Tumbling down a flight of stairs isn’t a malfunction… it’s damn near suicide.

Gorgeous… Jay a lucky dude. That’s definetely a cooch I would have to punch holes in the condom for…Big holes. Sorry

BombaySapphire must work in the Mocombo lounge lol..How can you justify this crap lol?

@Bo, Yea right Beyonce has millions upon millions. She laughing to the bank. Meanwhile, Im STILL going to be laughing at her as long as she keeps me going with her comical whorishness…

“Classy”! Psshh! Every damn time I click on this link to answer back and see her pose, I keep seeing one dude at the back and one dude in the front. Classy my ASSSSSSSSSS! Yall mofos are really funny with “Classy”…

NO HOMO

LMMFAO !!! I’M OFFICIALLY PLOTTING TO TAKE “AND” ‘S COMPUTER FROM HER….WHO’S ON BOARD ??

At least it’s waxed and not looking like a whooly beast!!!

And…

I’m not going to laugh at you.

I tried a home wax kit back in 2000 – damn near snatched my cat off…clean owf. I looked I had only pulled half of the strip off, had the other side left and a tear began to fall from my right eye.

As for you rockin & sweating…I just gave up, turned on the bath and sat on the sofa & watched tv until it filled up.

Chi mi

^^^ Isn’t the first time painful enough for you to never do it again?

How long does it last?

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THE FIRST TIME REALLY HURT BUT IT WAS SO QUICK, YOU DONT EVEN REMEBER WHAT THE PAIN FEELS LIKE. AND THE BENEFITS ARE GREAT. NOT ONLY ARE YOU MORE SENSITIVE WHEN HAVING SEX, BUT YOU LOOK GOOD IN ALL TYPES OF UNDERWEAR!!

WHERE DO YOU LIVE? DC MD VA METRO AREA? IF SO, I KNOW A GREAT PROFESSIONAL WHO CAN GIVE YOU GREAT RESULTS!!

Do women like guys shaved or what?

EWWW….I WAS EATING!!!!!!!!

LMMFAO @ FAW..you are toooooooo funny! And this is sooo embarrassing..poor thang. Why is everyone no homoing?

Maybe this was her B-day present to Jay!!!!

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!”

@Kai

What do you know about Macombo’s?

I agree. I can’t stand the “no homo” disclaimer. I’m a chick – I look at other chicks booty’s and keep going. I didn’t know we had to sign off on everything we do.

Borrow something don’t give it back – No thief

Sin, curse & all kinds of evil – No christian

Sleep around – No ho

Talk about people – No hater

Just do you.

Still, no homo, lol!

OK. I see Traycee and 504 up in here!

Is DROCK (The cussin’ kid) still here?

*winks @ Richard*

Oh, I almost forgot–

no homo! Lol!!!!

SMH ya’ll must really be bored today, but like you said slow news day. carry on.

@ BOandbo13… By the by… It’s nice when guys are “trimmed” down below, clean and smelling good!

@ Miss Beasley:

as far as i can c,

birdman’s uncle started this “no homo” stuff. c, birndman’s uncle ( or some other male) did something to birdman that was sooo inappropriate, that birdman, in turn, did something ill to weezy. weezy, then, gave to the world, “no homo.” apparently, by saying this, no one will think less of u for suspect behavior regarding same sex issues..i.e.. say you Miss Beasley, by clicking on a pic of Beyonce’s coot, u may ( or may not!) feel the need to offer a “no homo” soother to other women out here. i say that becasue i noticed you have no shirt on in ur avi.

“no–h—” you can fill it in.

Stop jacking Concrete Loop, Brown Sista and The Crusade.

The ‘No Homo’ disclaimer came from the Lil’ Wayne thread yesterday. You’d have to read it to appreciate how it came to be what it is today (since it’s inception yesterday – LOL!!)

Ya’ll leave Bey alone. She peobably thought she was gonna dip low real quick and no one would see because the pole was in the way to block it. But the photographer just happened to snap the million dollar shot. It happens.

@ whatyaknowabouthat

It gotta smell good too? thats too much work. All the way shaved?

Nahnah: “She looks drunk, stupid, and silly. What a waste.”

STOP TALKIN BOUT URSELF LIKE THAT! WHERE UR SELF-ESTEEM AT?

Why in the heck isn’t she more careful????? She knows the papparazzi buzzards live for stuff like this.

She was shaking it for Jigga. Kinky.

WELL MAYBE COOCHIEONCE JUST NEEDED TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH….INHALE. EXHALE.

OK COVER UP

COOCHIEYONCE’…OOPS

I wonder what it smells like?

how many ppl are gonna cry when daddy mat has this pic taken down? you know he goes hard when it comes to beyonce and her shenanigans…..

wow. such a class act. SMH

yeah, thats’ just the kind of artist i want my 3-year old to look up to.

i wanna eat that kitty right now.

@ DROCK……..yep, I sure did…when I was born! Haven’t done it since and doubt that I ever will. lol

@traci… well when you bring yo bad azz to california you might just slip up again….

It looks like that cooch is showing some wear

anonymous

yeah, thats’ just the kind of artist i want my 3-year old to look up to.

then give your three year old a book and stop putting them infront of the tv… duh!

nahnah…why do you come on here? im just curious…you seem to dis-like this blog site, but i see you post a lot.

@ LIB—-

You still here?

What up, my cyber friend? Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

hey 1tru

{waving frantically}

nahnah- i didnt say hate…hate and dis-like are two different terms.and i think we all established that the vaggy-shot and the stealing are bad… i just wanted to know what draws you to this blog site?

where else can u go into a place, speak ur mind and not get a foot upside ur head? the best place to go to speak truth is in a place exhaulting the exact opposite! what sublime irony! one does not have to “like” or “dislike” this site to c it is full of sh*t! at the end of the day, we all have gone thru some coochie fumbles *sideways glance @ kai* and no one—i repeat—no one has to bang either birdman or weezy. isn’t that what this great nation was built upon?!

*standing ovation*

**not for soliloquy…for cooter which fell out in the middle of soliloquy**

No one (Lil’ Wayne included) wants to be like him!

______________________

haha…!!!

@TRU

go suck Santa’s left testicle!

And Happy New year!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

……………………………………….

IMMA WHOOP YOUR BOOTY FOR THAT…NEVERMIND YOU MADE ME PROUD!! LMAO!!

^^^^

i thought that said “camelkissez” and i felt searing vomit in my throat.

i been on this computer too long.

nahnah- i didnt say hate…hate and dis-like are two different terms.and i think we all established that the vaggy-shot and the stealing are bad… i just wanted to know what draws you to this blog site?

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ok, my bad…

the same reason why every other person come on here…

just so you know, i have nothing bad to say about certain artists, such as alicia keys, gabrielle union, denzel washington, idris elba…just to name a few.

but like all people, i have my likes and dislikes… so i ain’t no different from the rest.

thanks!

Ooops Beyonce! Well at least its shaved, Jigga prolly would have it any other way…..

@Wesside

…at the end of the day, we all have gone thru some coochie fumbles *sideways glance @ kai* and no one—i repeat—no one has to bang either birdman or weezy.

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I literally laughed out loud when I read this one!!! U r insane! Love the way u tied in Lil’ Kim, Bey, and Weezy. Effin GENIUS!!!

…coochie fumbles… *giggles uncontrollably*

@ tlatrice

LOL!!

* no homo winks*

“coochie fumbles” © kai…@ cassie not f’n for tracks thread.

i had to “borrow” that 1!

Oooopppsss! Get off B. Ya’ll know she do all kinda crazy dance moves. That happened prob for a second!

i’m wondering what would happen if they fully clothed her, toned down the makeup, left her real hair on and got rid of the raunchy dances and clothes .. i’m wondering how much she would really sell .. i prefer my singers to sell off talent and nothing more but that’s just me ..

ewwww!!! her p*ssy lips are so BIG!!! jay, that’s all you dawg .. yuck!

@ Classy K…

that is a dumb comment. have some respect, for this broad. B is grown hooch and not one of them lil’ hooches u be captivatin. above, thatz what grown woman stuff look like, son (n/h). BTW, u can use ur real name (R.Kelly) cause Mary J. Blige uses hers.

@ FAW—

And Ima stab you in your right eye on Saturday @ 4:15 in the vestibule of St. Matthews Cathedral which is on the corner of Elm and Fourth for that new gravvie! Lol!!!!!!!

waving a nahnah and LIB–

no homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WDF….IS DAT HE COOCH PEEKN OUT??????????

********HER

@ Cuba–

Good Evening, Lady!

no homo for giving a shout out to a cyber friend!

@nahnah..thanks

@ Bo…Go and shave your dick and balls clean off, your woman will ENJOY IT (promise)!!!!!! And last but not least……………………

N.O H.O.M.O

@WeSSide you have officially made my list of funny bloggers lol.

now that’s how i like ‘em, light and trimmed .. or with that baby hair, you know, when you first start growing yo hair down there .. but not too much like those old broads do that be 17yrs old, keep it young and fresh and pure .. i’m tired guys, i sang my ass off on sunday in houston, ya’ll should have been there .. i’m off to oklahoma so excuse me while i get my vocal rest ..

@ leave it be:

you’re welcome, and thanks for coming at me with respect, even when it’s obvious you think i’m a bitter nutcase. lol!

@1trudiva

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! i hope you had a nice day…!

have a nice evening, all. i’m out this nasty office.

did someone say trimmed, baby hair fresh broad?

@ WeSS when reading your postings and looking at that God forsaken picture of Sister Patterson you have as an avatar I cant help but buss out laughin lol..

1Tru~ is that you, I miss you girlie- NO HOMO!!

@ JAO-

That’s what we get for thinking we run thangs, this is Bey’s World- the game is chess mu’fukkas, not checkerz!!

This is the promised land Dr. King was talking about. Thank you. (unzipping pants and reaching for the lotion)

sniff sniff I smell fish my favorite

That’s me! I’m sittin down right now, though! I’m tired of chasin’ y’all over over the damn place!

Sweatin’ and sh*t! Lol!

**reachin’ for a cigarette**

@ JAO–

Don’t forget the Beyonce breakfast cereal!!! Lol!!!

All glttery and sparkly!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or how about–the Junior Bey wigs?

They’ll call them Beyz-in-training!

Or better yet—–

A CLOTHING LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What will they call it, though?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can see a Beyonce slap bracelet!

Or some Bey jelly shoes!

Some gold ones!

I’d rock THE helloutta ‘em!

Even in the winter. With snow on the ground.

My pinky toe just froze up and shriveled clean off!!!!

Don’t forget the Beyonce breakfast cereal!!! Lol!!!

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Make the milk turn into liquid gold!!

ROTFLMMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or some Bey jelly shoes!

Some gold ones!

I’d rock THE helloutta ‘em!

Even in the winter. With snow on the ground.

My pinky toe just froze up and shriveled clean off!!!!

^^^I’ll take one with a glass heel size 8 (coughs okay 9 1/2)

She so popular they gonna name a paint color after her.

They’ll call it Beyglow!

OK. I’m still dead over the milk turning to liquid gold!

*whew*

I kill me!!!!

^^^I’ll take one with a glass heel size 8 (coughs okay 9 1/2)

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I’m cryin’ over here!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s time to fire Tina. Ugh. That is extra trashy Britney-Paris-LiLo ish.

Oh. And I would feel badly for her if she wasn’t spreading her legs and working the pole.

Why are y’all trppin… she did that ish for her man… he was in the front row and she gave him a peek at Ms. Kitty on stage for his B-day!

@ JAO & 1Tru~

Yall gon’ be responsible when I go out on disability, I done laughed so hard my spleen hurt. Crazy a$$e$!!

TruDiva,you better be good for goodness sakes, talkin about Santa’s testicles. He sees you! No homo.

CMON YALL STOP TRIPPING.IT WAS OBVIOUSLY AN ACCIDENT AS EVIDENCED BY THE FCAT THAT SHE WAS WEARING PANTIES.SHE WAS DOING A COMPLICATED DANCE MOVE AND SHE OVERSTRECHED .THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT.

U ALL KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT IT WASNT INTENTIONAL.

I THINK SOME OF U ARE JUST MAD THAT HER VAGINA IS PRETTIER LOOKING THAN YOUR FOUR BABY HAVING BY DIFFERENT DADDY COOCHES.

ALICIA KEYS WOULD NOT BE SEEN IN THIS POSITION BCOS SHE HAS NO DANCING TALENT AND LACKS THE SEX APPEAL TO DO A DANCE .

P.S ALICIA KEYS IS NOT MORE TALENTED THAN BEYONCE .DOES SHE WRITE HER OWN SONGS ?NO

DOES SHE DANCE ?NO

IS HER MUSIC HOT ?NO

ALL HER ALBUMS ARE WEED PLATES AND I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY SHE SELLS RECORDS.

@wdstk–

OK. OK. Ima be good for goodness sake! But if Santa don’t bring me my——-

diamond.in.the.back.sun.roof.top.diggin’.the.scene.with.the.gansta.lean.ooo-ooo car—

It’s off the with gloves by Jan 1!!!!!

Datz right Bey….Do what my name say. LOL

@ Cuba–

Don’t worry if you go out on disability! I gotchu!

Remeber I was Bey

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Once!

I still got her black card!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg is that her labia?

No, actually I believe that would be her labiascornicopiousrectalanuses… Its all out there. LMAO!!

I WOULD EAT THAT PUSS FROM SUN UP TO SUNDOWN. GREAT PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@CubaLinda

A disability check..LOL

1 Tru Diva don’t forget you have to straigten your hair before you wear your line of Beyz-in training wigs. You have to relax your hair with Just For B’s! LMAO

labiascornicopiousrectalanuses… Its all out there. LMAO!!

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DEAD.

1TruDiva has officially left the building. In a coroner’s station wagon!

@ JAO–

Gurl, dontcha know! I just went to Dollar General and copped me two perms for the price of one—today! I used one and Ima give the other to the back stabbin trick in HR. Ima even ask her for my gift bag and wrappin’ paper back once she opens the Super Perm!

BIOTCH!!!!!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was Ashantis picture better than B’s? Where my baby Kai at? Its entertaining, but reading thesecomments gives me satisfaction in knowing that all my BEAUTIFUL,BLACK SISTAS speak (Type) with intellegence. Us guys aint mad at B at all, because if any chick has a “WARDROBE MALFUNCTION” we are going to salivate.

@ 1 TRU Diva

Dollar General…girl you gone make me cry, that is my second home. I know girl in HR is making you mad but calm down…don’t make me go and grab you a B vitamin water..and B Cognac.LMAO

Beyonce’s new line of hair relaxers

Just for B inspired by Just For be

Bink inspired by Pink of Lusters

Bemotions inspired by Motions

Bea and Lovely inspired by Dark and Lovely

Besofty inspired by Softey (I know you heard of that one that is the one that you get 2 in a box with. 2 for the price of one. LMFAO!

^^meant to say Just For Me which Beyonce turns into Just For Be

BombaySapphire must work in the Mocombo lounge

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LOLOLOL!

@ FAW—

And Ima stab you in your right eye on Saturday @ 4:15 in the vestibule of St. Matthews Cathedral which is on the corner of Elm and Fourth for that new gravvie! Lol!!!!!!!

waving a nahnah and LIB–

no homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

………………………………….immA DO HOMO FOR A DAY WIT YO SILL SELF NO (COOCHIE EATIN) BUT IMMA WHIP YOUR FOUL MOUTHASS ENOUGH TOO MAKE YOUR MAMA SAY.

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.THANK YOU FineAssWine!!!:):):):):):)

gurl you know i LUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ U LOL

NO HORMORPHIDITE…….!!!

B is always so beautiful,in my mind she has the power to control the mortal,no matter man or woman . She was said to have a personal account on “WealthyKiss.com” club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.maybe it is true.

You have just released, damn.

Your supposed queen huh? Bless she is like jekyll and hyde

One minute she is playing shy innocent sweet classy B, Then she got her legs spread for the crowd lol

Fake- you can’t be both hun you just can’t

I wonder what the women in the crowd were doing this move wasn’t for them.

I bet the guys were cheering

No knicker why no knickers? getting out of a car has exposed many but this is a stage and she is spreading her legs- nasty gurl!

Oh, is that her coochie? It looks weird

grinding on stripper poles with children in the audience is NOT CLASSY.

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How do you know there were children in the audience?

regardless if there are kids there or not…………… it’s not classy, it’s nasty. So whats your point

VB,

You are definitely a rider…so Beyonce had the pole on the stage by mistake and she just happened to open her legs and got down on the pole by mistake…you sound com,pletely delusional…she knew everything she was doing…all I say is that some of you riders can’t say she is no better than a stripper besides the fact that she may have more money than them…don’t say she danced on a pole classy…pole dancing is meant to be erotic…duhhh…and Alicia Keys is way more talented…she just can’t yell and shake her weave as hard as B…but she can sit down and have a whole show without doing anything drastic…she’s a musical genious…Beyonce is good but she’s nowhere near the best or better than Akeys…I bet you get bored at a Beyonce concert if she sat in a chair the whole time….Give credit where credit is due…Jill Scott, Angie Stone, Chrisette Michelle, Corinne Rae, Tamia (one of the most underrated artist) and the list goes on…Beyonce is just one who sells sex the most and fit into the european look.

oh come on folks Beyonce’s having fun! I think this is the lane that best suits her if your a ‘Good Time Girl’ then dang it, be the best one there is

Stop fooling yourselve’s Beyonce is a DING BAT! Let her showcase her attributes where they lay….Leave the Purple Chanel Dresses for someone else Pole Dancing is for Beyonce!

Oh yeah I’m changing my name to Marvin Gaye is the Greatest!

…there is obviously a lot of production work on Irreplaceable; her voice doesn’t sound like that.

When was this photo taken? Leaked by her camp? It’s gorgeous!!

The nerve of you all!!!!! Im with BEE STING, BOMBAY SAFFIRE and the rest. You know how much damn talent it takes to perform this act?…Forget that, I am going to learn from Beyonce and this dance she is inspirational. Only difference is, I will fumble both flaps out my draws…LOL.

^^^ Kai lol

read my comment again from earlier and ull see its a reply to some1 else…had nothing to do with you and nothing to do with me hating beyonce…as i said before…some of you people think things r so wrong until beyonce does then it’s “she does it so classy or its a performance” like yall are zombies…say how you truly feel and get a mind of your own is all i’m saying…and your opinion is not hating cause in that case every1 is this world is a hater cause there’s always something ull disagree with.

I cannot believe that girl didn’t have on underpants..amybe it was a thong and it shifted??

Oh NO! How embarrassing! Poor Bey…

But WHY do some people call her a Black Queen and a good role model for little girls???

Seriously…why???

She danced her pants off. That’s some talent for ya right there.

sorry for mistakes was laughing @ kai’s wit

Bloody is not a bad thing it is a english term

Leona Lewis is the real deal voice like Mariah C & Christina A and such a sweet gurl. She is humble and doesn’t have to annoucnce that she is when collecting an award (what was that about people?)

Go Beyonce girl, I am going to get a Brazilian this weekend before seeing my baby back in N.C. for Christmas! Wow, she looks nice and healthy down there, Jay Z is blessed I know. I am sure he can eat for hours! Love Beyonce, it doesn’t get any better than Beyonce, period.

Thanks for the picture, Beyonce is no joke vocally, no joke as an entertainer and now she is no joke when it comes to taking care of her crotch. Gotcha respect her for that.

And yes I am all female and I love my man dearly, and this picture has given me the courage to get the Brazilian wax. I was nervous at first but now I going to make my man happy!

Why would you post this? Is it because she is super talented and on the top of her game? Please don’t be jealous because you will never get to her level in your career. You are definitely out of control.

Its just a vagina! All women have them you know! She is a girl. Trust me she wasn’t trying to show it off ladies.

Everyone must me on crack! The girl’s legs are wide open, if that was really her kitty, her lips would have been open!

Puh leaze!!!!

It really pathetic how people would come on here and defend her. It shows where this society is heading. The answers to this problem is all she needs to do is to wear an underwear that is all. But people come and make stupid comment you are jealous. Remember fame does not last forever. Are you stupid defender Close your mouth.

This picture was photoshopped, real pic is on beyonceworld.net and like “anon” mentioned b4 if this was real her kitty lips would be gapped since her legs are wide open…Duuuuh!