Which One Would You Hit??
Ashanti, David Banner, Diddy, Fat Joe, Mary J Blige, News, Would You Hit It
Posted by Bossip Staff
Baby hit up the LIVE BEATS Honoring Stephen Hill event in NYC last night and David Banner was at the Ed Hardy store opening recently.
If you HAD to hit one of these kind fellows, Which One?
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WeSSide Eviscer8r
12/5/07, 14:51:pm
neither…no homo tho.
i love...'Snickers'
12/5/07, 14:54:pm
uummmm naan one!! …
this is rare form for Fat Joe……I’ve never seen him in a suit…??
lacyd
12/5/07, 14:56:pm
Why do the ladies have to choose from trash??? So to answer your question Bossip, I would hit you…on top of the head with an iron skillet.
i love...'Snickers'
12/5/07, 14:56:pm
wonder what size it is?? wonder how long it took to make??
Bryant's Gyrl
12/5/07, 14:56:pm
I would rather touch myself
i love...'Snickers'
12/5/07, 14:58:pm
I’ve asked before Bossip……why can’t we get some athletes?? lets start with the NFL!!
Caps is Where its At
12/5/07, 14:58:pm
I WOULD SMACK BOTH THOSE UGLIES UPSIDE THEIR HEAD!! YCUK
WeSSide Eviscer8r
12/5/07, 15:07:pm
let me say this…if i HAD to, it would be w/David Banner. However, since he tends to have incoherent babble breath like ur girl Ms. C.O.A.T., and he is in the industry, i would need duct tape, gloves, saran wrap, condoms , rope and a baseball bat (just in case he moved).
Traycee
12/5/07, 15:08:pm
GOT DAYUM!!! I had to do a double take……Fat Joe in a SUIT?! WOW…he looks SOOOOOOO NICE!
IF I had to pick…..I’d be celibate for the rest of my life.
miss_816_05
12/5/07, 15:15:pm
Banner
i love...'Snickers'
12/5/07, 15:15:pm
Traycee
“GOT DAYUM!!! I had to do a double take……Fat Joe in a SUIT?! WOW…he looks SOOOOOOO NICE!”
that was my reaction!! he does look nice I bet if some of these other dudes tried it they wouldn’t look half bad either……..I don’t know what it is about a man in a suit……so sexy!!
Key
12/5/07, 15:17:pm
David Banner isn’t that bad. Especially with that damn beard gone. Stop hatin on the man.
lucky strike
12/5/07, 15:18:pm
all the homo-fugs will probably say Birdman!!!
WeSSide Eviscer8r
12/5/07, 15:24:pm
W8 a damn minute…u gottsta give Birdman his props…indirectly it is he who has enriched our vocab with the “no homo” disclaimer!
*standing ovation*
i know his mother and father…er, pack of wolves…are proud of their offspring and all that he has done to—er, for— lost little boys.
Whatchaknoaboutdat?
12/5/07, 15:24:pm
Ashanti looks cute there
Southern Belle 225
12/5/07, 15:32:pm
wow, david banner actually looks clean in this pic. I almost didn’t recognize him. But i wouldn’t let either one of them touch me!
Happy 2 B Nappy
12/5/07, 15:35:pm
I would hit Baby, as long as he did not invite Lil Weezy. But something tells me he would like the backdoor action, and I don’t know if I am willing to fork that over, lol.
Darth Paul
12/5/07, 15:36:pm
Banner, hands down.
IAMSOMEBODY
12/5/07, 15:37:pm
DAVID DAVI DAVID DAVID BANNER
I like his mond and is body is what it do too. Oh I’m cute and thick so don’t trip.
IAMSOMEBODY
12/5/07, 15:38:pm
oops trying to talk smack i should have spell checked
mind
chris chris
12/5/07, 15:40:pm
DAVID BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL DAY ERR’DAY
Carolyn
12/5/07, 15:42:pm
Ewwwwwwwwwww, Bossip, please don’t make me choose. I cringe at the thought of touching either one….
I'm Still Me
12/5/07, 15:42:pm
David Banner
Oh F@ck That!!!
12/5/07, 15:42:pm
BOTH OF COURSE….silly Bossip?!!!!
One with a baseball bat and another with my truck.
afroninja
12/5/07, 15:47:pm
DAVID!!!!!!!!!! HE’S SEXY OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elle
12/5/07, 15:49:pm
MR. BANNER…
CCC
12/5/07, 15:49:pm
my coochie says…..NOOOOOOOOOOOO ACCESS
Traycee
12/5/07, 15:56:pm
@ Snickers…….a man in a suit is beyond sexy! It surely does a world of difference.
Don't Hurt Me Again...
12/5/07, 15:59:pm
David Banner now that he cut that Chia Pet off his chin!
Dalia
12/5/07, 16:11:pm
The only thing that I would hit either one with is a big, fat stick! (I’d take Baby’s money though.)
Bird
12/5/07, 16:13:pm
Once again you are giving us no choice at all. If I had to pick at gunpoint, I guess I would go with David.
Sun Goddess
12/5/07, 16:19:pm
David Banner. Just cause he’s a intelligent brother. I’s think he’s sexy so, with swagger. Baby is just a scary gay man.
Sun Goddess
12/5/07, 16:20:pm
Baby: I can’t wait to take this nicca home…no homo…
lady k
12/5/07, 16:21:pm
i would hit david banner. dude is too sexy now.
I Stay SMH
12/5/07, 16:29:pm
where is MYW…she must NOT see this!
shay M.
12/5/07, 16:35:pm
Banner…after that song he just turns me on!
Traycee
12/5/07, 16:36:pm
look in the beyonce post
persona
12/5/07, 16:36:pm
I believe it’s LIFEBeat, all one word, and not Live beats.
persona
12/5/07, 16:37:pm
I believe it’s LIFEBeat, all one word, and not Live beats.
Lifebeat
Lifebeat
lifebeat
lifebeat
lifebeat
LIFEbeat
LIFEbeat
LIFEbeat
Traycee
12/5/07, 16:39:pm
oops……the jay-z post
slimting
12/5/07, 16:42:pm
David Banner has gotten alot cuter. So him. Baby…hell nah!
dayg715
12/5/07, 16:47:pm
david banner. he finally got that body together!
ms.kelly
12/5/07, 16:47:pm
David Banner is actually very smart and sexy.
unruly
12/5/07, 16:48:pm
DAVID BANNER!!!!! DID U SEE HIM IN THAT MOVIE “BLACK SNAKE MOAN” …DAAAAMMMMNNNN
M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST
12/5/07, 16:50:pm
Ashanti and Mary J. Not the fake ***** one thats on Bossip.
sxyQblondie
12/5/07, 17:02:pm
i’d hit neither, unless the front and back bumper of a car was involved.
Tealeaf
12/5/07, 17:05:pm
Banner
Vanity
12/5/07, 17:16:pm
Never really looked at Dave Banner… But he’s kinda cute
MRSWATSON
12/5/07, 17:17:pm
yall are trippin because David Banner is FOOIIINE! I met him at the STL all-black party a year or two ago and he just rolled up on me on the dance floor in an all black 3-piece suit…he was smellin good, teeth gleaming white and 360 waves in his hair. OOOHWEE!
Constance
12/5/07, 17:28:pm
David Banner for looks, smile and intelligence.(Safe of course) However I don’t agree with his bash Oprah Stuff.
kai
12/5/07, 17:40:pm
Banner, he is an educated thug man. And I hope he dont stink lol…
hotgal 07'
12/5/07, 17:47:pm
I would love the ***** the ***** out of David Banner!!!!
FineAsWine
12/5/07, 18:02:pm
THE ONLY THING THEY COULD HIT IS MY BANK DEPOSIT SLIP!!
LOL
FineAsWine
12/5/07, 18:04:pm
MRSWATSON
yall are trippin because David Banner is FOOIIINE! I met him at the STL all-black party a year or two ago and he just rolled up on me on the dance floor in an all black 3-piece suit…he was smellin good, teeth gleaming white and 360 waves in his hair. OOOHWEE!
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU STILL SMELL THE COLONGE, GOT THE SHAKES AND YOUR BOOTY STILL TINGLE OFF THE THOUGHT…LOL
txshawty
12/5/07, 18:24:pm
lol @ the ONE time Bossip gives MTW a chance to see her boo (David Banner), this fool ain’t even here to see him! lol
I can’t wait til she strolls up in here tomorrow lol!
Kompton'sKutie
12/5/07, 18:38:pm
NIETHER!!!! I must give Banner props 4 a minute, when I 1st seen the pic didn’t quite know it was him. Becuase he has upgraded hisself ALOT from when we 1st knew him. Props Given!
yourgirlnelle
12/5/07, 19:11:pm
yall know ever since david banner started shaving he’s been almost kinda a little bit sexy!!!
KittyLixx
12/5/07, 19:32:pm
David Banner can get it!
finally16nluvinit
12/5/07, 20:42:pm
david banner looks sooo different then wen he first came out wit that beard and belly.i thought he was an athlete @ firt glance,i had 2 go do a double take 2 realize it was him lookin clean 4 a change.
Babys jacket reminds me of sumthin “a la mase n puffy circa 95-8″.
molly
12/5/07, 21:23:pm
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssddddddddddddooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
shesofine
12/5/07, 22:03:pm
Dude!!! are ya’ll serious? David Banner could sooooooooo get it!!! He’s pretty damn hot since he put down the cheeseburgers and got buff on ya’ll hater hoes!
kai
12/5/07, 22:20:pm
LMFAO @ the booty still tinglin lol..thats hilarious
igotitfrommymama
12/5/07, 22:57:pm
DAVID BANNER IS SO FOYNE NOW.
Hey Hey
12/5/07, 23:15:pm
My friend told me David was lookin kind of good these days..
I will have to agree now
Curly Fries
12/5/07, 23:19:pm
Bossip, out of all of the fly-***** niccas in the world, you paired Baby and David Banner? You might as well said Flava Flav and Keith Murrary.
Victorious
12/5/07, 23:45:pm
DB looks decent. I’m sure if he took those shades off I’d change my mind. Baby is UGLY as *****. He is so damn ugly. He looks like a mole.
QForceInc
12/6/07, 01:09:am
Baby, all day and night
SELECT
12/6/07, 02:12:am
banner
***** is *****ed UP!
12/6/07, 02:39:am
David Banner can Scuk My D!ck!
No Homo!
(for those that know, this is strictly a jab at MTW)
^^^^^^ ahhahhahhahhahh that ***** is soooooooo **********ing funny to me i can’t quit laughing……lmmfao
me that’s who
dutchess_wobblebottom
12/6/07, 03:14:am
When did David Banner get somewhat smashable and why didn’t I get that e-alert?
4RealTho
12/6/07, 07:20:am
LMAO @ Curly Fries
I guess some of y’all are sleepin on Black Snake Moan. Even though I can’t say I’m a fan of the movie, David Banner could SO get it after seein him in it. I always thought the educated thug thing was a lil sexy. & after seeing that he’s shaped up so I ain’t gotta wonder what he looks like in a hoody or a suit, he can get it, hands down! Hell the old David Banner could get before Baby! Just lookin at that fugly nikka gives me nausea, heartburn, indegestion, upset stomach, & yes… diarrhea…
tlove
12/6/07, 08:12:am
Banner, no question about it. He is sooo sexy!
Bahama Mama
12/6/07, 08:12:am
***** is *****ed UP!
David Banner can Scuk My D!ck!
No Homo!
(for those that know, this is strictly a jab at MTW)
^^^^^^ ahhahhahhahhahh that ***** is soooooooo **********ing funny to me i can’t quit laughing……lmmfao
me that’s who
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I AM SO DEAD! ROTFLMMFAO, U r so WRONG Patent!
but yea nan one…banner is mtw’s man…even though he’s not in her gravie no more….
alarissaj
12/6/07, 08:48:am
David Banner…definately way before birdman
VK
12/6/07, 09:16:am
Can even believe the comparison. David Banner is SEXY AS HELL!!!! His smile is ridiculous…:)
me that's who
12/6/07, 09:18:am
IF I COULD SCREAM THIS ***** FROM THE *****ING SKY, YALL ALREADY KNOW IMMA SAY DAVID ***** ME BANNER SEXY *****……..
BIGUPS TO MY CREW FOR HOLDING ME DOWN LETTING THE WORLD KNOW HE BELONGS TO ME, THANKS EVEN TO P3 WITH YO’ ***** MADE *****….
I Stay SMH
12/6/07, 10:00:am
took you so long?
Anonymous3
12/6/07, 10:08:am
David Banner looks better these days…with the weight loss and the loss of that beard..which was pure yuck
MissDee
12/6/07, 10:27:am
I’d take Banner… he talks to much, but he is sexy. Baby is just yuck… he looks like his breathe stinks!
MZ Tay
12/6/07, 13:06:pm
Banner…Holla at ya girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Mama
12/6/07, 13:42:pm
Man, I ain’t even gonna front….I was kinda feeling Banner when he was all rough aroud the edges. But now that he done cleaned up, loss some weight, and picked up some swagg….Shhhiiiiitttttt I would hit that wit no prob! Baby looks like his breath smells like dookie!!
Felice
12/6/07, 15:34:pm
mmmmhmmmm David Banner can come on over this way…I will take him and his STD’s and NURTURE them.
hahaa….Seriously tho, DB is really sexy. I almost thought it was Denzel at first glance.
Mahogany
12/6/07, 16:38:pm
Bossip knows good and damn well that’s a rhetorical question……….
Geechielady
12/6/07, 16:59:pm
SMH at ya’ll like David Banner is ugly..that man is something sexy…especially since he shaved his beard off….
Swami
12/6/07, 17:48:pm
Lol @ us choosing between Flavor Flav and Keith Murray.
“Who would you rather hit – Craig Mack or Biz Markie?”
I know David Banner is intelligent, but I’m not attracted to him physically. Baby likes babies and prison sex, so that’s a double hell no with a side of fries.
To answer bossip’s question, I’d hit the Hustler store for a ***** in a box and some AAs.
MsTray
12/6/07, 19:44:pm
David Banner all day long…. I was a ryder before he lost weight but now that he has I’d hit it 4 real.
simperfi32
12/6/07, 21:22:pm
I’d hit both at the same time.With a baseball bat that is!
d
12/6/07, 23:18:pm
i’d hit baby, In his head with a *****in brick for being a bum ***** rapper and dropping an album anyway
Ninja N8
12/7/07, 17:56:pm
It would have to be David Banner…I dont know what it is but he’s looking a il sexxxy beast lately.
jamika
12/18/07, 18:00:pm
banner looks way better than baby. baby would give a girl an infection with all that jewlery in his mouthj. his mouth is just n*****stttyyy!!!! EWWW!!! i guess he never heard less is more.
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