Her Bank Account Got Swole’ After The Second Date

Posted on December 5th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Coupled Up, News, Russell Simmons

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Here is ‘Blood Diamond Russ’ and his rebound deal, Porschla Coleman, getting their yoga on at the beach yesterday.

It had to be the Yoga game that pulled this model. We are sure her bank account got swole’ real quick after the second date.

We were not only the first media outlet in the world to break news of Weezy’s engagement to actress Lauren London, we broke this relationship too back in June.

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  • COVERGIRL

    FIRST!

  • Simply Ecstasy

    It’s all about the bengamins baybee!

  • COVERGIRL

    HE LOOKS A HOT F@#&@N MESS!

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Cash rules everything around me C-R-E-A-M Gt tha Money Dolla Dolla Bill Yall

  • SO_SURRUS

    I plead the FIF!!!

  • GET MONEY

    Same as Kimora, being with him is a business decision. Why else would anybody want his old lispy talking, funny walking, GAY ass!

  • Beantown_Mami

    How can she see that hairy gut and not be repulsed?? I’m convinced that he is paying her to go out with him in public

  • OLA

    man i need dat in my life

  • yourgirlnelle

    i just cant see those 2 together!!! and mary i have to agree– his girl’s body is the bizness! i need abs like that!!!

  • leave it be

    hey mary….i just saw pics of you and ashanti at some party…how was it?

  • Tealeaf

    Unless she has a kid, Kimora still got more of his money.

  • Buckwheat

    That chick got my dick mad stiff. Wouldn’t mind taking a nap in her dugout thats for sure

    yo “yourgirlnelle” you look mad cute. Real wifey material. Where you live? Holler if you ever in Ohio

  • CubaLinda

    Wow, she’s got a FABULOUS body- no homo!!

    SimpleEx~ thats honesty, I’d be his gold diggin, yoga doin mama too… For that kind of $$ you dont ask questions, you just do…

  • leave it be

    macy gray…dying over here……

  • Simply Ecstasy

    Ya feel me CubaLinda, I’d be his tae-bo hoe. Why turn down a free ride. A fair exchange ain’t no robbery. He getting positive press and she getting money. Everybody happy!

  • mis dos centavos

    what’s up with folks saying “no homo/lesbo”? nothing wrong with giving someone of the same sex a compliment. you don’t have to be gay to do that, only an idiot would accuse you of being homosexual based on that (and if they do, so what? have some confidence).

  • CubaLinda

    Fa’ real!! I’d be HER girl for his $$ if that’s what it takes… Guess that makes me SO HOMO!!

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals

    Damn Cuba Lol! I was thinking the EXACT same thing! Lol!!!!

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals

    Mary-

    I’m not playin!!!!!!!! I betta see something that remotely resembles the name 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals on that inside.

    Quit Playin! Quit playin! Lol!!!!!

  • leave it be

    lmao 1trudiva….imma be mad if i dont see “leave it be” even if its refering to the drama!!!

  • Simply Ecstasy

    Naw, I can’t be HER girl for HIZ money but I can take HIZ money and send him back to HIZ man.

  • CubaLinda

    OnPoint~ this is a gossip site. Er’ body on here is talking xxtra ish and talkin hot ish about what or who they’d do. No one is serious and if we were, we’d be the ones in the pics playing trophy chic to these dudes. But we’re not we are sitting at work or some in school just passing time acting out. Its harmless fun so stop getting all upset about it. We are all just average paid people- fantasizing about the rich and famous. So dont worry, we arent overlooking the avg brother’s we take them too- some of us will have it no other way.

  • http://www.theblackactor.com Baby Please

    @ Ima cosign with CubaLinda

    Erbody just trippin’ and runnin’ they mouth.

    It ain’t that serious.

    http://www.theblackactor.com

  • Simply Ecstasy

    @ ON POINT Breath easy! I ain’t gone let you pull the sha-nay-nay out of me. If it’s wrong for me to say that I’d date a repulsive looking man like Russ just for the sake of possibly getting ahead financially then I guess I’m a nappy headed hoe! Why you mad? You ain’t got no money so I won’t be at the beach with yo hatin’ ass.

  • http://www.theblackactor.com Baby Please

    LMAO @ Simple Ecstasy.

    http://www.theblackactor.com

  • http://www.theblackactor.com Baby Please

    Oh Lawd. I meant *Simply* Ecstasy.

  • Tiva

    Wow… I’m going to do some situps as soon as I get home. Good for her – she’s seriously representin’ for the sistas.

  • bustanut

    check her profile

    that’s intense beauty

  • EGOLITE

    Wow..and I almost forgot why I despise black women. a bunch of spiritually shallow, gold digging ghetto vipers. Thanks for the reminder, ladies.

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals

    @ EGOLITE–

    WHO you?

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals

    @ On point–

    Who you, too!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.theblackactor.com Baby Please

    @ Egolite

    LOL. “Gold Digging Ghetto Vipers.” That’s good.

    You funny.

    http://www.theblackactor.com

  • leave it be

    lmao^^^^^^

  • mixed-up

    baby please, that pic gives me nightmares. Where u get that?

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals

    I am simply off the meatrack tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • realy

    cubalinda-aawww shutup beeeyoootch!!!…i bet you aint got no man, you probably one of them big angry star jones before the stomach staple, minus the money looking chicks

  • TXbred

    Damn that is a bad female right there!!!

    yo Russ if you can’t pull it, pay for it! Isn’t that what is all that cash is for anyway????

  • DR. FUNK

    Russell’s got it right.OLDER MAN WITH BIG STAMPS EQUALS HOT YOUNG CHIK(S).Her body is bangin’.

  • Ron Johnson

    Uncle Russell is a certified catwalk predator.

  • leave it be

    1tru- you a mess!!!! eff the c.o that dont send you a christmas card! lmao!

  • CubaLinda

    Oh yea, Cuba is a really unattractive chic! Yessiree, I sure am and I must be lonely cuz I’m spendin my time with you, but I guess that doesnt make you lonely to be here with me, Mmmmm??… Why are yall dudes so concerned about who any1 f*cks for $?? We dont know each other, you aint accountable nor could you ever be affected by what goes on in btwn our sheets. Furthermore, people f*ck for many reasons: love, money, approval, sympathy, fun, and the main reason men f*ck is cause they have no self- control. At least f*cking for $$ is f*cking for a purpose, yall have sex with anything that is avail simly cause you cant say “no” and you think thats respectable. GTFOH!! Mind you, you are blasting on people YOU DONT KNOW about who they’d f*ck 4 $- when in reality aint nobody f*cking, just TYPNG!! I cant say no more, cause this is just really stupid and yall sound bitter and brokenhearted. A wiseman once said “if you can’t pull it, pay for it!”- at least Russ knows how to treat a chic and keeps a banger on his arm- NO HOMO!!

  • Simply Ecstasy

    LMAO @ 1 Tru and shaking my head at the same time cause my phone ringing now. “You have a collect call from…”

  • CubaLinda

    In all my rage, I forgot to mention, 1Tru is a flipping trip with the C.O. dialogue!! I’m back in focus ladies, how yall feeling 2nite??- LeaveitBe, whats up?? I see you a late nite monger like me…

  • CubaLinda

    eff those collect calls with the operator taking forever to come on the damn line when you pick up… Why does it take so long for her to connect, she called me???!!!

  • M. DOT

    They look great together. Good for them….I hope they’re happy.

  • leave it be

    hey cubalinda! i was just sitting here wondering why they riding on you? but yup, i got that late nite shift, lol

  • Simply Ecstasy

    @ 1 Tru.. While Strong Black Man is getting all Dr. Phil in here, let me know if find out how to get a cell phone in the joint cause them calls is kickin my ass.

  • CubaLinda

    @LIB~ I must ave hit a sore spot w/ the dont wanna be average no mo’ fellas. I rarely catch heat cause I pop in and out, but this week has been slow so I have more time to pass to comment on irrelevant dumb ish… Just fa’ fun!!

    @SimpleEx~

    I know dudes are just waitin on Stedman to keel over. Better still, maybe they frustrated watching Russ trick on chics and want him to come on out and trick they a$$e$.

  • CubaLinda

    @ SimpleExx~ you killin me for that Dr. Phil implication. Ouch, my speen hurt!! I say put a block on your phone and problem solved!!

  • Simply Ecstasy

    Yea since Russ is alleged to be a down low brotha I’m sure that means On Point can hop on the money train too and stop his hatin.

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals

    Dayummm!!!!!

    Who done went and made Cuba “grease” up? Lol!!

    And eff my man for getting mad at me cause I didn’t get the CO to “hook him up” Lol!!!!!!!

  • leave it be

    cubalinda…i guess you did, imma say a prayer fo’ em

    dear bank o america…please give some stacks to the po’ fools who are worried about other fols stacks….ya’men

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals

    “Conjucal visit? Brotha please?! How you gone want to sex me up in the slammer? When ya ass was in da streets, ya had me along wif fo baby mammas! Now that I done hit the lottery and you in the pen, you wanna “wife me up–legally?” PUULLLEEEZZZEEEE!

    “And who’s dem 2 girls over there that keep lookin’ over here at us?”

    Shut up, fool! That aint yo cousins girl and her sister!!

    “And tell yo mamma to stop calling me collect from Rikers–tryin’ to get me on three-way with the weed man!”

    Bastid!!!!!!!!!!!

    Literally.

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • E

    Ewwwweeee, I won’t be doing any yoga anytime soon.

    Seriously tho, a great conversation, kind heart, intelligence and sense of humor can overcome a body like Russell’s.

    I don’t care HOW much money a man has, nothing can overcome boredom and stupidity.

  • CubaLinda

    WAIT CUBA IS DYING OVA HERE!!! HEEEELLLP!!

    “dear bank o america…please give some stacks to the po’ fools who are worried about other fols stacks….ya’men”

    Cuba dont wanna play no more cause its getting serious and it hurts too much to laugh this hard. I, no, Papi please save me….

  • Simply Ecstasy

    @ Weak Black Man… Go back to MATCH.COM the woman of your dreams is waiting for you!

  • Simply Ecstasy

    LMAO and ROTMFF @ 1 Tru for the Congical Skit!

  • CubaLinda

    “Who done went and made Cuba “grease” up? Lol!!”

    Now 1Tru~ U know thats right, Cuba NEVER comes out to fight, EVER!! I’m usually the voice of reason but the dudes are making me lose my religion. I just got on mo’ thang to say to these #%$!%#&*!’s and then I will go back to your sweet, innocent Cuba… No Homo!!

    I may seem long- winded to you b/c more than composing words to form a sentence, I can compose sentences to form a paragraph. It seems as though you may get lost in a web of my literacy skills, your mind must fade- to- black in the process of trying to keep up. Sorry poochie, I’ll whittle it down for the likes of you… {Better??}

  • noseyone

    Is she mixed?

  • Simply Ecstasy

    Don’t get him back started snickers, I think he got his Billy Blanks video in right now trying to get in shape to snag Russ from that girl in the pic.

  • anony

    definately an upgrade from kimora

  • leave it be

    nahnah! welcome back!!! lol, and for the record, i dont think your bitter…..

  • CubaLinda

    {As Elmer Fudd} ssshhhhh…..be berry, berry qwiet! i think all the jackasses have gone to sweep… jus us gwirls!!

  • leave it be

    lmfao cubalinda!!!!!

  • kara kor el

    she’s no upgrade from Kimora. Kimora was a high fashion model and is the face of a multi-million dollar brand that she helped build, which is more than you’ll ever be able to say about this jump-off. NEXT . . .

  • Simply Ecstasy

    I always say if you gotta ask if someone is mixed… the answer is yes 9 times out of 10. She sho’ ain’t black. and I ain’t one for believing that one ounce of black in you make you black. Mixed is Mixed.

  • kara kor el

    @i love . . .snickers

    Jezebel’s making a comeback

    http://www.jezebel.com

  • Strong Black Man

    @Simple Exx..you got me on that billy blanks reference..ROTFLMAO, but why is the shade of your face lighter than your ass?

  • FineAsWine

    ILL F#CK HIS YODA ASS FOR THE MOOLAA HE GOT……..LOL…………BUT ..UHHH NEVERMIND…LOL

  • rawstyles

    Uncle Russ got good taste in women

  • say2

    Um, she really isn’t pretty, but that body, well you know she works out and watches what she eats. I don’t believe all women are golddiggers just because they are with a older rich dude. But what is a young person doing with a old man that has 2 kids, previously married, oh, he is still married, just seperated. But why would she put up with that, it’s not superficial, it’s the truth. I mean let’s be serious, do you think if he was the same man minus the $$$, she’d be on his jock. Precisely, NO!

  • Mrs

    SHE IS GORGEOUS, SHE CAN HAVE ANYONE YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHY HIM- MAYBE HIS A REALLY NICE PERSON?????????????????????

  • Hey 6am, have you had your Valium yet?

    *if you had stacks*

    Ho.Sit.Down.

  • Mrs

    l’art de l’auto-portrait narcissique de ‘false de caractère… ‘est créé pour compenser un manque de d’art de l’auto-portrait… que le vrai art de l’auto-portrait perpétuellement est dégonflé ‘l’art de l’auto-portrait faux ‘gonfle

  • Mrs

    I’m going to start going to yoga classes, as she is flawless.

  • T.

    What if, and I mean what if, Russy just pulled this chick and she is really into him???? Of course because he is loaded, she reap some benefits. But what if the really-real is that this chick is really into Russy???

    Gossip sites, bloggers, etc. always quick to point out that someone who you think would never be with so-and-so is getting paid or it’s a pub-stunt, without the actual first-hand knowledge of such…

    I don’t get caught up in all this “she with him cause money” or “he with her cause this or that”. These people are human and have attractions and preferences just like the everyday joe or joette….

  • Mrs

    I think they have them in kingston closer to me!

    Hey lady wha gwan

  • Bahama Mama

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOO why don’t him and Kimora get a divorce??

  • kara kor el

    nah, 6am’s just mad cause his poodle (Sadie) wouldn’t let him try to hit it last night, but see, even Sadie needs more than a limp dick.

  • Mrs

    It’s been raining all frigging day. Managed to maintain hair so far

    lol It must stink in that place- but sounds good I’ll look it up.

    Damn christmas shooping has become a dangerous sport almost got run over by a pissed of granny in tesco had to dive out the way into the water melons lol.

  • Mrs

    I’m tall like her same frame but just not as roman sculturish lol I want perfection like her, getting older getting squiggy

  • Soul Cry

    Nice abs, girl *doing crunches at my desk* make me jealous.

  • Moreaces

    My sister is a friend of his, I never met him, but she says he is a really nice guy, She’s done the yoga thing with him from time to time

  • Sun Goddess

    Now T. asked “What if, and I mean what if, Russy just pulled this chick and she is really into him????”

    I can go along with that. For one thing, I would bet that Porschla is a model She probably gets paid all kinds of dough from modeling gigs, so the say she is being paid to be Russell’s lady maybe be incorrect. On the other hand, I know alot of men who love their girlfriends and give them money and gifts. What is wrong with a man spending money on his woman? What is wrong if she accepts? Better yet, what is wrong with a woman spending her money on her man? I know alot of women do not wanna hear about a woman buying gifts for her man, but why not? If she loves her man, and he loves her, what’s the problem? Anyway, people are entitled to their opinion, and that’s mine. :)

  • Jauron

    Damn that broad look good. And she is probably not faux-ghetto like Kimora, that annoying skank.

  • Mrs

    LOL my mums the chef so the kitchen will be out of bounds she is going to be throwning down a feast. Salmon, lamb, turkey, chicken and duck- massive cheese cakes, cakes, muffins, cookies and pastrys- no place for me to try. Can’t compete

    I’m a godparent and have alot of friends with lil ones so you know for them the pressie are what it’s all about “jesus who?”

    I’m going to look into that sweaty yoga lol. Just laid into some serious munch so I’ll start the healthy thing tomorrow, after christmas, one day in the mere future maybe lol

    I’ve turned into the cookie monster – NUUUMMM MUNCH NUMMMMM- NOT GOOD

    Tescos is like and assault course dodging baskets, toddlers running around, angry mums and grannies, food stakes collapsing on you – too much

  • anonymiss

    “I can go along with that. For one thing, I would bet that Porschla is a model She probably gets paid all kinds of dough from modeling gigs”

    @sungoddess

    Modeling what exactly? Where have you seen her face other than with Russell? Model does not automatically mean crazy paid. Only a select few models make high five, six figures a year, and I doubt that she’s one of them. Even fewer make seven figures and up, and I know she isn’t one of them, or else we would have known her name before she got with Russ. She’d be lucky to get a Maxim spread, while Kimora, would get the cover.

  • and what…?

    what an awesome body (hers, not his) I’m signing up for a yoga class today!

  • Leah

    I’m growing increasingly weary of these athlete jokers. CAN A DARK SKINNED WOMAN GET SOME LOVE FOR ONCE?? Not just athletes but men across the board. I mean damn, I can’t believe that in 2007 we as a community are still struggling with this European/Latin standard of beauty. Why does it have to be this way?

  • Mrs

    It doesn’t, but people are manipulated by media and it’s idea of beauty hence all that weave out there-what happened people?

    fyi – munching again

  • Tealeaf

    The only thing great about her body is her flat stomach, beyond that Iam not impression.

  • NubianGoddez

    Cosign with HOLLYWOOD BS. his old ass looks like he can barley manage the simple yoga pose especially the last on Upward Facing Dog his feet are all wrong in the position to Strengthens the arms, wrists and abdomen. Increases the flexibility of the spine. fake ass gaylord yoga poser!!

  • YinYang

    Beautiful women can ALWAYS choose up! Well paid men can always choose up! Why would this woman or any other woman be with a boke man when she can get the same good/bad relationship drama with a well paid one? To the average paid bothas hating on these women’s comments….you have plenty of women to choose from….just what your broke ass can pull…

  • Leah

    You’re right Mrs mass manipulation. I flip through the pages of Essence, so many (new faces) beautiful women who could probably have a small role on a tv show or a movie to get their career jump started. Are they afraid of our beauty? It’s the same cookie cutter women in movies/music videos. So tired of it.

  • Lik_Wid_Cherry

    If yoga is supposed to tone your body..wassup with Russ’ stomach then? Egh.

  • Incognita

    Dang, why am I hungry all of a sudden? I must be because of all that taco meat on Blood Diamond Russ’ chest..

  • Anonymous

    Biggest difference between Kimora and Porschla . . . after Russell, Kimora will actually have a career

  • Mrs

    Too many of you lot’s ambition in life is to find someone else to sponge off- Tramps!

    Make your own or are you not capable?

  • Mrs

    and for crying out loud don’t be proud of being a parasite

  • jessegardner

    her body is hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot thats a real body

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