Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
Her Bank Account Got Swole’ After The Second Date
Posted by Bossip Staff
Here is ‘Blood Diamond Russ’ and his rebound deal, Porschla Coleman, getting their yoga on at the beach yesterday.
It had to be the Yoga game that pulled this model. We are sure her bank account got swole’ real quick after the second date.
We were not only the first media outlet in the world to break news of Weezy’s engagement to actress Lauren London, we broke this relationship too back in June.
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Topics: Coupled Up, Russell Simmons




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FIRST!
It’s all about the bengamins baybee!
HE LOOKS A HOT F@#&@N MESS!
Cash rules everything around me C-R-E-A-M Gt tha Money Dolla Dolla Bill Yall
I plead the FIF!!!
I can’t stand that fake ass, reality T.V whore(Russell Simons). He’s all over reality T.V adapting fake personalities. From Gotti’s way to Kimora to Run’s House and the list goes on. You would think that with all the money he makes from sponsoring dumb-ass rappers who glamorize sex and crime, he would not need such mediocre publicity stunts. What an a****hole. This whole yoga BS is probably just a publicity stunt.
Same as Kimora, being with him is a business decision. Why else would anybody want his old lispy talking, funny walking, GAY ass!
How can she see that hairy gut and not be repulsed?? I’m convinced that he is paying her to go out with him in public
man i need dat in my life
LOL Bossip I think its your ego that got swole ; ) but your girl Mary aint mad at you! Keep doing yo thang and show Mediafakeout and ConcreteLame how its done
Russ’s gut aint bad at all for his age, and his girl’s body is sick (no lesbo). Ineed to get on that yogalates shit for real for real
MJ
Talkin like sylvester the cat… I sssthought I sssaaw a ssspussy ssscat!
i just cant see those 2 together!!! and mary i have to agree– his girl’s body is the bizness! i need abs like that!!!
Taco Meat on your chest at any age ain’t attractive. But I can’t be mad at her cause if he approached me on some Sugar Daddy shit I’d be all in too! I ain’t saying I’m a gold digga… but I ain’t messing with no broke niggaz!
hey mary….i just saw pics of you and ashanti at some party…how was it?
Unless she has a kid, Kimora still got more of his money.
That chick got my dick mad stiff. Wouldn’t mind taking a nap in her dugout thats for sure
yo “yourgirlnelle” you look mad cute. Real wifey material. Where you live? Holler if you ever in Ohio
Wow, she’s got a FABULOUS body- no homo!!
SimpleEx~ thats honesty, I’d be his gold diggin, yoga doin mama too… For that kind of $$ you dont ask questions, you just do…
@ leave it be
Hey girl! I’m assuming you’re talkin bout that lil do for Stephen Hill in NY? Girl that party was ai until some white biatch asked Kendu if I was Macy Gray. WTF? Needless to say I rushed outta the party straight after that shit
Hope you going out to cop my new disc Growing Pains on the 18th? I give a special shout out to my favorite blog Bossip and all its posters. Look out for ya names on the inside cover
peace and blessings to all
Mary x
macy gray…dying over here……
*In my best white girl voice*
OMG, Like Ewwww! He looks so nasty. What an old fart…Nasty Nasty Nasty Eww. Eww. Eww.
Are any of these BLACK SAMBOS in Hollywood into Black queens these days? This WHITE MEAT epidemic is getting totally out of control! We need to put an end to this shit!
Ya feel me CubaLinda, I’d be his tae-bo hoe. Why turn down a free ride. A fair exchange ain’t no robbery. He getting positive press and she getting money. Everybody happy!
what’s up with folks saying “no homo/lesbo”? nothing wrong with giving someone of the same sex a compliment. you don’t have to be gay to do that, only an idiot would accuse you of being homosexual based on that (and if they do, so what? have some confidence).
Fa’ real!! I’d be HER girl for his $$ if that’s what it takes… Guess that makes me SO HOMO!!
Damn Cuba Lol! I was thinking the EXACT same thing! Lol!!!!
Mary-
I’m not playin!!!!!!!! I betta see something that remotely resembles the name 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals on that inside.
Quit Playin! Quit playin! Lol!!!!!
We all know Russel looks like a black version of “ELMER FUDD”………I’m not mad at homegirl if she’s getting something out the deal….he’s got more paypa than he knows what to do with !
He’s not good looking so he better have some damm money….I bet Kimora would’nt have been caught dead with him if he was just an average joe off the street…..especially if he was a broke nigga.
imagine that tired bullshit she has to listen to from that tired old man. she’ll be on covers next year hopefully. don’t forget to spend his money like shaq’s wife before you leave.
Mis Dos~ no, no, no …. The no homo thing isnt REALLY a disclaimer for those giving same sex compliments, its a running joke for us regular Bossipers cause of some stupid shit Weezy said and then he threw in the “no homo” tag, like it mattered. Its just been a play on that dumb ish. Now you sometiming Bossipers keep up wit us or check in by days end so you will catch the joke’o the day or in this case week….
@On Point, you are On point..Man can we get some sistah’s in there..He from the ol’ school when that shit was forbidden. Now he’s probably like “thank god for civil rights”. What a chump, i actually had the “pleasure” of meeting this guy and he told me to set an example as a young black soon to be college graduate business owner and citizen. Take your own advice. When young brothers in their teens grow up without a father and their role models happen to be on tv all they see is their role models sign of success in a women other than black. It’s not an epidemic. I wouldn’t go that far but in hollywood it’s like the “new pink”
That’s why you BLACK BITCHES will always be lonely, bitter, with a bunch of kids and no husbands.
You’d fuck that old, nasty, hairy motherfucker for his cash, you no self respect having, bitches.
Average paid brothas like myself always got to try extra hard to get a sistah because you bitches are all about the green. And then you go complain about the “state” of Black men.
lmao 1trudiva….imma be mad if i dont see “leave it be” even if its refering to the drama!!!
MJB~
If u gonna shout Bossip- make sho to get all ur peeps from way back: 1Tru, RealEssnce, And…, Just An. Op, CubaLinda, and it wont hurt to acknowledge my girl JustSit, she keeps you on your toes and a real divva luvs a challenge!!
Naw, I can’t be HER girl for HIZ money but I can take HIZ money and send him back to HIZ man.
Simply Ecstasy, you’re a ghetto gold digging bitch.
It’s a shame you’d fuck that old nasty wrinkled up dick for cash. You’z a nappy headed hoe!
OnPoint~ this is a gossip site. Er’ body on here is talking xxtra ish and talkin hot ish about what or who they’d do. No one is serious and if we were, we’d be the ones in the pics playing trophy chic to these dudes. But we’re not we are sitting at work or some in school just passing time acting out. Its harmless fun so stop getting all upset about it. We are all just average paid people- fantasizing about the rich and famous. So dont worry, we arent overlooking the avg brother’s we take them too- some of us will have it no other way.
Shit; I ain’t mad at her.
http://www.theblackactor.com
BOSSIP YOU A HATING MUFUCKA, PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
@ Ima cosign with CubaLinda
Erbody just trippin’ and runnin’ they mouth.
It ain’t that serious.
http://www.theblackactor.com
@ ON POINT Breath easy! I ain’t gone let you pull the sha-nay-nay out of me. If it’s wrong for me to say that I’d date a repulsive looking man like Russ just for the sake of possibly getting ahead financially then I guess I’m a nappy headed hoe! Why you mad? You ain’t got no money so I won’t be at the beach with yo hatin’ ass.
LMAO @ Simple Ecstasy.
http://www.theblackactor.com
Oh Lawd. I meant *Simply* Ecstasy.
Wow… I’m going to do some situps as soon as I get home. Good for her – she’s seriously representin’ for the sistas.
check her profile
that’s intense beauty
Wow..and I almost forgot why I despise black women. a bunch of spiritually shallow, gold digging ghetto vipers. Thanks for the reminder, ladies.
@ EGOLITE–
WHO you?
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ On point–
Who you, too!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Egolite
LOL. “Gold Digging Ghetto Vipers.” That’s good.
You funny.
http://www.theblackactor.com
lmao^^^^^^
Gold diggers go out sack chasing… It’s different if the opportunity presents itself to you. Kimora didn’t want Russ, he approached her at a fashion show and now look at her. We wearing her clothes and shit.
baby please, that pic gives me nightmares. Where u get that?
Tru, BlacActor, & SimplyEx~
Can we just carry on with our fun-n- games and nevermind the enemies among us?!?! I cant resist saying how a one can hate Black women so much but come to BOSSIP looking to chat. Aint no Becky’s here so take that self- hate over to the Wigger sites and let us shallow chics do what it do. And like SimpleEx said, if your game was tight you’d be a prospect instead of a reject- chess not checkers my {broke down} bruthas!! {Oops, Cuba not very nice 2nite}.
Yea, I’m tired of posting bail and puttin money on books and shit… Let me dream for a minute that I had a man who got something more to offer a sista besides a collect call. lol
Simply Ecstasy
Yea, I’m tired of posting bail and puttin money on books and shit… Let me dream for a minute that I had a man who got something more to offer a sista besides a collect call. lol
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ROTFLMAO and wiping tears from my face!
That sh*t got so bad the CO’s at Vahalla and me were on a first name family basis!
CO–”What’s up, Tru?” How’s your Grandma? Did she get that hip replacement surgery yet?”
1Tru–”Naw, she still tryin’ ta get her money up. Did your aunt settle her lawsuit with Con Ed yet?”
CO-”Naw, she still workin’ on it, though.”
1Tru–”See ya next week”
CO–”Stay up, ma!”
I am simply off the meatrack tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Mixed Up
LOL. I think I found it on Google. The image is of Jane Pittman (she was like 100 or something). It was a role Cicely Tyson played a looooooooong time ago. LOL
@ CubaLinda
I know, right. Dem niggas ain’t speakin on when a man of means, say 50 or sumpin wanna up and leave his 50 year old wifey for some young pussy. This shit happens all the time. Ain’t nobody trippin on that shit. Fuck it. And like Simply Ex said, these dudes is steppin to these broads. These niggas is tryna get at them.
Niggas buggin. LOL
cubalinda-aawww shutup beeeyoootch!!!…i bet you aint got no man, you probably one of them big angry star jones before the stomach staple, minus the money looking chicks
Damn that is a bad female right there!!!
yo Russ if you can’t pull it, pay for it! Isn’t that what is all that cash is for anyway????
Russell’s got it right.OLDER MAN WITH BIG STAMPS EQUALS HOT YOUNG CHIK(S).Her body is bangin’.
Uncle Russell is a certified catwalk predator.
1tru- you a mess!!!! eff the c.o that dont send you a christmas card! lmao!
Oh yea, Cuba is a really unattractive chic! Yessiree, I sure am and I must be lonely cuz I’m spendin my time with you, but I guess that doesnt make you lonely to be here with me, Mmmmm??… Why are yall dudes so concerned about who any1 f*cks for $?? We dont know each other, you aint accountable nor could you ever be affected by what goes on in btwn our sheets. Furthermore, people f*ck for many reasons: love, money, approval, sympathy, fun, and the main reason men f*ck is cause they have no self- control. At least f*cking for $$ is f*cking for a purpose, yall have sex with anything that is avail simly cause you cant say “no” and you think thats respectable. GTFOH!! Mind you, you are blasting on people YOU DONT KNOW about who they’d f*ck 4 $- when in reality aint nobody f*cking, just TYPNG!! I cant say no more, cause this is just really stupid and yall sound bitter and brokenhearted. A wiseman once said “if you can’t pull it, pay for it!”- at least Russ knows how to treat a chic and keeps a banger on his arm- NO HOMO!!
LMAO @ 1 Tru and shaking my head at the same time cause my phone ringing now. “You have a collect call from…”
In all my rage, I forgot to mention, 1Tru is a flipping trip with the C.O. dialogue!! I’m back in focus ladies, how yall feeling 2nite??- LeaveitBe, whats up?? I see you a late nite monger like me…
eff those collect calls with the operator taking forever to come on the damn line when you pick up… Why does it take so long for her to connect, she called me???!!!
They look great together. Good for them….I hope they’re happy.
hey cubalinda! i was just sitting here wondering why they riding on you? but yup, i got that late nite shift, lol
CubaLinda dem slammed the microphone down (insert sound effects…feedback coming from the speakers) He acting like he wouldn’t fuck with Oprah if she was trickin like Russ. We all know Harpo without make up on puts her on the same bus as Russ.
cubalinda- you getting xxtra emotional over, typing paragraphs and shit over something somebody said through the net….get a grip, let Russ bang who he wanna bang, know if the nigga came through and dropped a couple G’s you would let him smash
@On Point and Cubalinda…I think this is a question of economics. On point is saying “he’s doing good for a brother, because the pool of decent brothers has been eradicated so shallow, he’s a standout. On point is basically saying sista’s want a man to take care of them financially, but he’s probably fuckin with hoodrats that are “searchin” for a nigga to take care of them. He needs to meet a chick that’ll match him, spiritually, mentally and financially.
@Baby Please, I think its fucked up when a cat leaves his wife of 20 years for a 20 year old..I’ve seen it happen in person. A very prominent black pastor left his wife for a brazillian lady. Even though he seems like he’s in love and happy, the whole situation is unfortunate.
I think it’s beautiful when a couple is together for life. That’s the vow they took so i think one should keep it, unless there’s spousal abuse or something crazy like that.
@ 1 Tru.. While Strong Black Man is getting all Dr. Phil in here, let me know if find out how to get a cell phone in the joint cause them calls is kickin my ass.
@LIB~ I must ave hit a sore spot w/ the dont wanna be average no mo’ fellas. I rarely catch heat cause I pop in and out, but this week has been slow so I have more time to pass to comment on irrelevant dumb ish… Just fa’ fun!!
@SimpleEx~
I know dudes are just waitin on Stedman to keel over. Better still, maybe they frustrated watching Russ trick on chics and want him to come on out and trick they a$$e$.
@ SimpleExx~ you killin me for that Dr. Phil implication. Ouch, my speen hurt!! I say put a block on your phone and problem solved!!
Yea since Russ is alleged to be a down low brotha I’m sure that means On Point can hop on the money train too and stop his hatin.
Dayummm!!!!!
Who done went and made Cuba “grease” up? Lol!!
And eff my man for getting mad at me cause I didn’t get the CO to “hook him up” Lol!!!!!!!
@SimpleExx~ “nigga please”…I got your Dr. Phil, you plus size jezebel. Probably got ovarian cancer that you call “going bald”
cubalinda…i guess you did, imma say a prayer fo’ em
dear bank o america…please give some stacks to the po’ fools who are worried about other fols stacks….ya’men
“Conjucal visit? Brotha please?! How you gone want to sex me up in the slammer? When ya ass was in da streets, ya had me along wif fo baby mammas! Now that I done hit the lottery and you in the pen, you wanna “wife me up–legally?” PUULLLEEEZZZEEEE!
“And who’s dem 2 girls over there that keep lookin’ over here at us?”
Shut up, fool! That aint yo cousins girl and her sister!!
“And tell yo mamma to stop calling me collect from Rikers–tryin’ to get me on three-way with the weed man!”
Bastid!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewwwweeee, I won’t be doing any yoga anytime soon.
Seriously tho, a great conversation, kind heart, intelligence and sense of humor can overcome a body like Russell’s.
I don’t care HOW much money a man has, nothing can overcome boredom and stupidity.
WAIT CUBA IS DYING OVA HERE!!! HEEEELLLP!!
“dear bank o america…please give some stacks to the po’ fools who are worried about other fols stacks….ya’men”
Cuba dont wanna play no more cause its getting serious and it hurts too much to laugh this hard. I, no, Papi please save me….
@ Weak Black Man… Go back to MATCH.COM the woman of your dreams is waiting for you!
LMAO and ROTMFF @ 1 Tru for the Congical Skit!
“Who done went and made Cuba “grease” up? Lol!!”
Now 1Tru~ U know thats right, Cuba NEVER comes out to fight, EVER!! I’m usually the voice of reason but the dudes are making me lose my religion. I just got on mo’ thang to say to these #%$!%#&*!’s and then I will go back to your sweet, innocent Cuba… No Homo!!
I may seem long- winded to you b/c more than composing words to form a sentence, I can compose sentences to form a paragraph. It seems as though you may get lost in a web of my literacy skills, your mind must fade- to- black in the process of trying to keep up. Sorry poochie, I’ll whittle it down for the likes of you… {Better??}
Is she mixed?
“…plus size jezebel.”
jezebel?? what tha hell?? that was throwback as HELL!!!!
Don’t get him back started snickers, I think he got his Billy Blanks video in right now trying to get in shape to snag Russ from that girl in the pic.
definately an upgrade from kimora
Is she black??? Not that I care, I just can’t tell and there is NO TELLIN with Russel. He likes the “bearly black” women. I admired Kimora for YEARS before I realized she was half black lol.
Damn, I seriously hope you guys aren’t serious about fucking that troll for his cash if the opportunity was available….
Sorry, but no amount of money is going to allow me to touch somone who looks like that.
I have all these nasty, married Jewish guys flaunt their money at me, and I just look at them like they’re stupid. Call me a prude, but there’s something I just wouldn’t do. I’d rather spend my life being working hard for my cash.
…and LOL @ white meat epidemic. On the real, I wonder if Russel Simmons even like black women, but whatever.
*Why am I back on Bossip?*
nahnah! welcome back!!! lol, and for the record, i dont think your bitter…..
@oh Fuck That!!!
Stop lying, you know you do! And I don’t care how much black people vary in features/shades, she’s a white girl.
Too bad a lot of these men don’t see the beauty in black women. Sad.
{As Elmer Fudd} ssshhhhh…..be berry, berry qwiet! i think all the jackasses have gone to sweep… jus us gwirls!!
lmfao cubalinda!!!!!
haha…thanks, leave it be.
i have to admit, i cleaned ‘bossip.com’ from my cache, and promised to stay away for a while because i can’t get anything done, but i’m addicted..LOL..i admit.
she’s no upgrade from Kimora. Kimora was a high fashion model and is the face of a multi-million dollar brand that she helped build, which is more than you’ll ever be able to say about this jump-off. NEXT . . .
I always say if you gotta ask if someone is mixed… the answer is yes 9 times out of 10. She sho’ ain’t black. and I ain’t one for believing that one ounce of black in you make you black. Mixed is Mixed.
Simply Ecstasy
“Don’t get him back started snickers,”
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sorry, but that caught my attention…..who??….besides people over 50 uses the term jezebel??
and what kind of sicko would wish ovarian cancer on someone else?? I know Bossip is all about the jokes, but damn…that was harsh!!!!
@i love . . .snickers
Jezebel’s making a comeback
http://www.jezebel.com
you funny!!
get tha hell outta here!!!! I didn’t know it was actually a website, I thought you were trynna be funny!!
they look so sexy in bikini.but She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club “www.WealthyKiss.com”She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
@Simple Exx..you got me on that billy blanks reference..ROTFLMAO, but why is the shade of your face lighter than your ass?
ILL F#CK HIS YODA ASS FOR THE MOOLAA HE GOT……..LOL…………BUT ..UHHH NEVERMIND…LOL
Uncle Russ got good taste in women
You broke ass bossip hoes crack me up, Russell is worth $400 million, that means he gets to fuck any bitch he wants, too bad he didnt pick one of you fat, nappy weave wearin’ disgusting looking babymommas!
Russells new woman looks like you bitches are supposed to look, look at the body on his girl!
Um, she really isn’t pretty, but that body, well you know she works out and watches what she eats. I don’t believe all women are golddiggers just because they are with a older rich dude. But what is a young person doing with a old man that has 2 kids, previously married, oh, he is still married, just seperated. But why would she put up with that, it’s not superficial, it’s the truth. I mean let’s be serious, do you think if he was the same man minus the $$$, she’d be on his jock. Precisely, NO!
SHE IS GORGEOUS, SHE CAN HAVE ANYONE YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHY HIM- MAYBE HIS A REALLY NICE PERSON?????????????????????
i use to sell sacks to porschla’s brother in high school big ups chad coleman on your sister leaving gulfport and sticking a million dolla nigga!
Four hundred million dollars in the bank has its privileges like a muthafucka.
Guess you didn’t tap a ho last night and you’re still angry about it. Maybe your luck would change you had stacks like Russ, instead of being a broke ass who stalks women on Bossip. Loser.
*if you had stacks*
Ho.Sit.Down.
l’art de l’auto-portrait narcissique de ‘false de caractère… ‘est créé pour compenser un manque de d’art de l’auto-portrait… que le vrai art de l’auto-portrait perpétuellement est dégonflé ‘l’art de l’auto-portrait faux ‘gonfle
I’m going to start going to yoga classes, as she is flawless.
What if, and I mean what if, Russy just pulled this chick and she is really into him???? Of course because he is loaded, she reap some benefits. But what if the really-real is that this chick is really into Russy???
Gossip sites, bloggers, etc. always quick to point out that someone who you think would never be with so-and-so is getting paid or it’s a pub-stunt, without the actual first-hand knowledge of such…
I don’t get caught up in all this “she with him cause money” or “he with her cause this or that”. These people are human and have attractions and preferences just like the everyday joe or joette….
Shes really pretty, wiv an amazing body. I think she looks better than Kimora, prob bcos the Kimora-fat-neck thing really bothers me!! But who nos why them two are together, mayb its genuine, mayb its money, but Im sure the money does help!!
Hey Mrs, whats poppin?! Yea yoga classes are good, but dont be fooled, they are HARD!!! I no a place in Parsons Green that is, well, different!
I think they have them in kingston closer to me!
Hey lady wha gwan
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO why don’t him and Kimora get a divorce??
In kingston, true! The P.G yoga class I used to go to is called Bikram Hot Yoga. Simply put: U do yoga in a room the temperature of a sauna, literally. Wen u walk in the heat physically knocks u! And abt 20 mins into da class, u r dripping wiv sweat evrywhere; face, arms, legs even!! Trust, u sweat in places u dont think u can lol, ie u can give Beyonce a run for her money in them sweaty-crotch posts!! I mean, u look pretty disgusting but at least ur sweating out the bad stuff from ur skin/body! Intense class but good. But yea Russells woman looks good, nice body, wiv a cute lil booty!
All is good in the hood of LDN, hows life treatin u?
nah, 6am’s just mad cause his poodle (Sadie) wouldn’t let him try to hit it last night, but see, even Sadie needs more than a limp dick.
It’s been raining all frigging day. Managed to maintain hair so far
lol It must stink in that place- but sounds good I’ll look it up.
Damn christmas shooping has become a dangerous sport almost got run over by a pissed of granny in tesco had to dive out the way into the water melons lol.
I’m tall like her same frame but just not as roman sculturish lol I want perfection like her, getting older getting squiggy
Yee, wthrs actin like a punk, my trousers and socks got all wet and damp yest, uggghhh!! Well there are a few interesting aromas lol but ul be too busy concentrating on da pain ur in! And rememba Parsons Green is only 10 mins away on da district line from Wimbledon lol!
Look I aint even taking part in this sport we call Christmas Shopping! Ppl get violent, nah Il just chill in my house and make da fam a cake this year as a present, shopping is long lol! LOL Dangerous Tescos Granny!! Hope u didnt knock any1 out wen u hit dem melons lol. At least ur tall, my otha name is suntan smurf!!
Nice abs, girl *doing crunches at my desk* make me jealous.
My sister is a friend of his, I never met him, but she says he is a really nice guy, She’s done the yoga thing with him from time to time
Now T. asked “What if, and I mean what if, Russy just pulled this chick and she is really into him????”
I can go along with that. For one thing, I would bet that Porschla is a model She probably gets paid all kinds of dough from modeling gigs, so the say she is being paid to be Russell’s lady maybe be incorrect. On the other hand, I know alot of men who love their girlfriends and give them money and gifts. What is wrong with a man spending money on his woman? What is wrong if she accepts? Better yet, what is wrong with a woman spending her money on her man? I know alot of women do not wanna hear about a woman buying gifts for her man, but why not? If she loves her man, and he loves her, what’s the problem? Anyway, people are entitled to their opinion, and that’s mine.
Damn that broad look good. And she is probably not faux-ghetto like Kimora, that annoying skank.
LOL my mums the chef so the kitchen will be out of bounds she is going to be throwning down a feast. Salmon, lamb, turkey, chicken and duck- massive cheese cakes, cakes, muffins, cookies and pastrys- no place for me to try. Can’t compete
I’m a godparent and have alot of friends with lil ones so you know for them the pressie are what it’s all about “jesus who?”
I’m going to look into that sweaty yoga lol. Just laid into some serious munch so I’ll start the healthy thing tomorrow, after christmas, one day in the mere future maybe lol
I’ve turned into the cookie monster – NUUUMMM MUNCH NUMMMMM- NOT GOOD
Tescos is like and assault course dodging baskets, toddlers running around, angry mums and grannies, food stakes collapsing on you – too much
“I can go along with that. For one thing, I would bet that Porschla is a model She probably gets paid all kinds of dough from modeling gigs”
@sungoddess
Modeling what exactly? Where have you seen her face other than with Russell? Model does not automatically mean crazy paid. Only a select few models make high five, six figures a year, and I doubt that she’s one of them. Even fewer make seven figures and up, and I know she isn’t one of them, or else we would have known her name before she got with Russ. She’d be lucky to get a Maxim spread, while Kimora, would get the cover.
what an awesome body (hers, not his) I’m signing up for a yoga class today!
I’m growing increasingly weary of these athlete jokers. CAN A DARK SKINNED WOMAN GET SOME LOVE FOR ONCE?? Not just athletes but men across the board. I mean damn, I can’t believe that in 2007 we as a community are still struggling with this European/Latin standard of beauty. Why does it have to be this way?
It doesn’t, but people are manipulated by media and it’s idea of beauty hence all that weave out there-what happened people?
fyi – munching again
The only thing great about her body is her flat stomach, beyond that Iam not impression.
Cosign with HOLLYWOOD BS. his old ass looks like he can barley manage the simple yoga pose especially the last on Upward Facing Dog his feet are all wrong in the position to Strengthens the arms, wrists and abdomen. Increases the flexibility of the spine. fake ass gaylord yoga poser!!
So WHAT … YOU MOFO`S .. iT`S ALWAYS GOING TO TO BE THE CASE … YOUNG BIRDS AND OLDER DUDES !!! GET OVER IT !! AND BY THE WAY … YOU AINT OLD IF YOU CAN HOLD YOUR OWN !!! GO RUSS .. IT`S YOUR B`DAY !!!
Beautiful women can ALWAYS choose up! Well paid men can always choose up! Why would this woman or any other woman be with a boke man when she can get the same good/bad relationship drama with a well paid one? To the average paid bothas hating on these women’s comments….you have plenty of women to choose from….just what your broke ass can pull…
You’re right Mrs mass manipulation. I flip through the pages of Essence, so many (new faces) beautiful women who could probably have a small role on a tv show or a movie to get their career jump started. Are they afraid of our beauty? It’s the same cookie cutter women in movies/music videos. So tired of it.
Nothing but a sambo who fucks with them light brights, nothing new here but a captain save a ho.
If yoga is supposed to tone your body..wassup with Russ’ stomach then? Egh.
Dang, why am I hungry all of a sudden? I must be because of all that taco meat on Blood Diamond Russ’ chest..
Biggest difference between Kimora and Porschla . . . after Russell, Kimora will actually have a career
Russ ain’t doin’ nothin’ a white CEO does: sold his soul, sold his ass, sold a crock of shit to folks. He has nothing else to sell so he has to buy somethin’ young, white and firm to make him feel young, white and firm. This chick needs to get as much as she can cuz when the man lets him know his time is up, he won’t be able to buy a crackhead.
LOL outta 150 post, only two of the fattest broke nappyheaded bitches got offended! You two heffas have no support whatsoever, even bitches who are only 50lbs overweight aint backing you obese bitches, They’re lookin’ at her ass and talking about doing crunches, you two musty heffas are carpooling to Popeyes!
I can honestly say I would be with a broke man. I can’t be brought! I have my own money and independence
This here is priceless- you got to come with stuff you cant purchase- not so easy for you shallow, basics. A bentley dont mean shit to me
How many of you can say the same? I’m sure only a few, some will lie and others….. wells they know what they are
She is gorgeous!
Too many of you lot’s ambition in life is to find someone else to sponge off- Tramps!
Make your own or are you not capable?
and for crying out loud don’t be proud of being a parasite
“LOL outta 150 post, only two of the fattest broke nappyheaded bitches got offended! You two heffas have no support whatsoever, even bitches who are only 50lbs overweight aint backing you obese bitches, They’re lookin’ at her ass and talking about doing crunches, you two musty heffas are carpooling to Popeyes!”
@6am
Aw, poor 6am. Say to me what you will. It’s still not going to make you any less impotent or stop your poodle from running away every time you try to get some. try rubbing some kibble on your limp member. At the very least, Sadie the poodle might mistake it for a shriveled piece of jerky and give it a lick.
@buckwheat
thats what i’m talking about claiming some shit. that was mad sexy and oh so masculine when told sistah she was wifey material. way to go babes! i can tell you are not intimidated by a strong black woman or any black woman. YAHOOOOOO!
FURTHER MORE. yeah i think he is payin her and her abs are the business. mama said that punk was gay.
As much as I wld wld hate to burst ur bubble BOSSIP, I read about Weezy’s engagement at least 2 days before u guys posted it on ur website.
YOUNG BLACK AND FABOLOUS wer d 1st media outlet to post their engagement!!!!!
Check ur facts!!!!!!!!!!!
PLZZZZZZZ
her body is hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot thats a real body